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Code (or source code) is a series of statements and words that are written by a programmer to make a program (like Windows). To make your code into a program, you need a compiler. You must first also learn one of the over 9000 programming languages to code in (no srsly, look.). Coding is usually always boring as fuck, and takes forever to actually make a working program (having to debug 72 times takes up a lot of time). Don't forget them dashes and semicolons; fuck one up and you're boned. If you want to be a programmer, dont do something stupid like becoming an Engineering Major, if you can type you can learn how to do it by yourself. Besides you really wouldn't want to be inducted into the Engineering Subcultures

Java

// sux.java
public class sux {
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println("Java sucks");
}
}

C

#include <stdio.h>
int main(void)
{
printf("C");
return 0;
}

QBASIC

10 INPUT "lol wut?", U$
20 PRINT U$
30 INPUT "???", N
40 S$ = ""
50 FOR I = 1 TO N
60 S$ = S$ + "lolwut"
70 NEXT I
80 PRINT S$

DarkBASIC

sync on
make object cube 1,1
do
    yrotate object 1,wrapvalue(object angle y(1)+1)
    text 0,0,"COCKSUCKER"
    sync
loop

JavaScript

if(this.WScript){
    WScript.Echo('You\'re running this program from the desktop.');
}else{
    alert('You\'re running this program from the browser.');
}

AutoHotkey

MsgBox Hello world.

LOLCode

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "I CAN HAZ CHEEZEBURGER?"
KTHXBYE

HTML

<html>
<head>
<title>8====o</title>
</head>
<body bgcolor="#FF0000" scroll="no">
<center><h1><br />COCKS</h1></center>
</body>
</html>

Python

import socket
sock = socket.socket()
sock.connect(("127.0.0.1",6667))
while True:
    sock.send("JEWS DID 9/11\r\n")

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