College Sex Bloggers

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Jing Yang (aka Zoe Yang aka Yijing Yang) tried to overcome her daddy issues by sucking cock and blogging ZoeHasSex at Pomona College. Briefly employed by McKinsey and Company in New York...before this photo (and the contents of Yang's fuckie-suckie blog came to light. Now in search of Sugar Daddies, preferably Columbia MBAs. Christopher Marquis got his ass canned for using Harvard funds for her (blow)jobs.

A variety of attention whore, typically a young and very stupid woman, who will say anything on a blog in exchange for attention, money, items from online wishlists, or just to be generally slutty.

College sex blogging is, as a rule, camwhoring for fuglies.

College sex bloggers typically suffer from internet disease and engage in constant shameless self promotion (see, for a herpes-raging example, Lena Chen). Often, college sex bloggers will remove their clothing if given enough of their preferred currency (Lena Chen, Zoe Yang, Meghan Bainum). They will also reveal how used condoms slip out of their cunts while they piss on the toilet bowl and/or the discharges their gashes make thanks to the numerous STDs housed in their cunts.

Bear in mind that all college sex bloggers are, without exception, incredibly stupid. As a result, they can be milked for lulz if you aren't too busy fapping to their disease-ridden axe wound.

Here are some notes on the more LULZy college sex skankbloggers:

Erica Andrist[edit]

MOAR proof that college in the midwest is thorazine boring: University of Wisconsin slut Erica Andrist was driven to fuck-blogging because, apparently, cow-tipping just ain't as fun as it used to be.


   
 
Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have gonorrhea, You might have it, too.
 

 
 

—Badger Sex Blogger Erica Andrist

Um, yeah.


   
 
Summer lovin', gave me the clap. Summer lovin', warts on my ass. Met a boy, thought he looked clean. But now-surprise!-it burns when I pee.
 

 
 

How Erica Andrist got gonorrhea

Ugh. Enough of this cunt.

Meghan Bainum[edit]

Meghan Bainum: "...and if you're REALLY good at sexblogging, you get to show your TITS in a magazine! OMG!!1"

Desperate to escape from the thorazine snoarfest which is the University of Kansas, Meghan Bainum started writing about her fellatio-for-fund$ scam...

She hit the big-time when Playboy kidnapped her, put her up in a "posh-ass" hotel, and photographed Meghan Bainum with dildoes up her ass.


   
 
It was real cool to play in someone else's underwear
 

 
 

—fuckie-suckie blogger Meghan Bainum about a Playboy photo shoot (Yep, she's from Kansas!)

Jenna Bromberg[edit]

"I had period sex and wrote about it," blogged kike skank Jenna Bromberg, "and now people look at me funny."

Actually, Jenna Bromberg tried to blog under the pseudonym "Jenna B," but got OUTTEDpwned when a dude fucked her and forgot her...but not before writing an article about it, "My Night Getting My Cock Sucked By Jenna Bromberg"


   
 
EWWW GET UP! YOU’RE GONNA GET BABY GRAVY ALL OVER MY FUCKING SHEETS!
 

 
 

—Jenna Bromberg, post-coitus (Yep, she's a Jew!)

As one can expect, getting outted as a whore impacted Jenna's non-whore marketability...By the end of employers laughing in her face, a drone job typing hotel reviews at HotelChatter-dot-com looked "FANTASTIC!!!1" to the pancake-makeup kike. "A vibrator will always be good to you," sighed the cunt in retrospect, "and won't blab how you're a frigid Jew slut to the college newspaper!"

Bromberg finally got married when she preggers-pwned Aaron Thacker; since his hobbies include fucking horses, he has vowed to get used to Jenna's Jewnose

Lena Chen[edit]

Lena Chen, whose whore blogging got her dumped from Harvard, now grosses $20K/year (unless you count the pocket-money her sugar daddy Patrick Hamm gives her to jizz at will on Lena Chen's face.

You could make a whole page about Lena Chen. Lena Chen is a Lolcow who, realizing she was too stupid to get through Harvard on merit, milked the Ivy-placement her daddy bought her by whoring it up and blogging the results on her blogs (sexandtheivy, thechicktionary). Lena Chen is best known for scores of orifice-related lulz:

The best part, of course, is how Lena's astonishing stupidity leads her to be unable to take responsibility for her part in any of the foregoing LULZ.

Needless to say, manic nympho shit like this wasn't good for Lena's job prospects. These days, she's grossing $20K a year posting about shoving stuff up her twat...and yet denying that her sugar daddy German Patrick Hamm is paying for her numerous gourmet restaurant trips and shopping sprees.

Desperate for funds, Lena is now trying to jumpstart the LOLena Lena Chen meme, attaching catchy slogans to the best known picture of Lena Chen with cum on her face.

Helen Chiu[edit]

Helen Chiu, blogging as zoeynym, is yet ANOTHER California Azn (see also Lena Chen and Jing Yang) who decided to blog about all the cocks she stuffed into her cunt, mouth, and anus...as well as the nasty STDs she got from the bargain (SRSLY).

Helen Chiu blogged about all of this from her shithole school at the University of California Irvine (she was rejected by UCLA, apparently :P). You can find Helen Chiu's slutblog at TurnYourselfIn and zoeynym.com.


   
 
I grabbed his cock and felt it slowly press against my ass. Without actual lube, spit was our only choice and I didn't feel the urge to pull away as I usually do. I just wanted him deep so I'd push back and beg him to pump my ass harder. I was drenching and I needed all those extra filthy mutterings in between moans and thrusts to make me come.
 

 
 

Helen Chiu, blogging as zoeynym (Yep, she's Azn!)

Miriam Datskovsky[edit]

Miriam Datskovsky '07 spewed the "Sexplorations" column at the Columbia University Spectator. The reason why is made obvious from this snippet:


   
 
Hooking up with my favorite guy friend was a no-brainer-until an incredibly un-glamorous bedroom incident on the night of my 19th birthday left me lost and lonely...Tomorrow will be exactly two years since my ill-fated fuck buddy incident. By all outsider and dating-book standards, I am still setting myself up for disaster. But I care too much about him to go back now. Logic says I should get myself out before I really get hurt. Logic is the last thing I care about.
 

 
 

—Miriam Datskovsky

Yep, her writing SUCKED even worse than Miriam Datskovsky's blowjobs! A small cottage industry of blogs popped up like a bad boner to get the cunt the indecent burial she deserved: "Fire Miriam Datskovsky!" railed one; Bwog chuckled when a NY Times Magazine piece found Miriam's work unworthy of even mentioning.; and IvyGate was amused to see Datskovsky get more fucked on than fucked.

Since college left Miriam with too many semen-smears on her resume, she remains, 4 years later, a "self-employed free-lance writer" (i.e., an unemployed skank whose publicly spread legs fucked her chance at a career).

Shelley Gupta[edit]

Lots of fuckbloggers are Azn, but this one's a rarity: Shelly Gupta is a SOUTH Azn who apparently didn't get her clit sliced off in time by her Muslim parents. As a result, we get to read scads of shit about Gupta taking cocks into her scab and mouth.


   
 
There are some benefits to having sex while on your period. First, you definitely will not need any kind of artificial lubrication. There will be plenty of wetness to have penetrative sex. If you just want to engage in oral sex, it can easily be done with a tampon in.
 

 
 

—Shelley Gupta, Law Student, making the case for bloodfucking

Typical of college sex bloggers, Gupta couldn't find a job after graduating...no doubt since employers retched when they googled her online accounts of her sexploits. So Gupta is now at a third-tier toilet law school, where she shits on her fellow students and professors on her "lawl student" blog (OOPS, Shelley Gupta's bitchy lawlblog moved to jdjustjurisdoctoris.blogspot.com).

Jessica Haralson (Jessica Gold Haralson)[edit]

Jessica Haralson used to blog about guys giving her jizzed necklaces. (Jessica Gold Haralson) (UPENN '08, Getting ddong-chim'd in South Korea, 2011)

Oh look: another Ivy fugly who fucked up her future by spreading her legs in public!

Once upon a time, Jessica Haralson jizzed herself over the attention she was getting. Alas, Jessica Haralson was a fatty as well as a skank, so she didn't do any nude pics (unlike Lena Chen who did too many nude pics).

Amazingly, college skank bloggers rarely ask themselves one obvious question: with all the cum on my resume/google-search profile, who the fuck will ever hire me? So it happened with Jessica Haralson; despite her worthless Ivy degree (in writing and French, lol), Jessica Haralson's job prospects were so hopeless that she ended up fleeing America. Jessica Haralson, once a touted Ivy League Skank Blogger, was reduced to babysitting kids in South Korea. Enjoy those Ddong-chims, bitch!

UPDATE 2015: Jessica Haralson is now sucking nigger cock at Malden High School in Malden, Massachusetts. She makes $53,942.88 a year, not counting tips. Ever the attention whore, you can read about Jessica Haralson's herpes-ridden sex adventures in Haiti at ESLTeacherInHaiti.tumblr.com

Karen Owen[edit]

You gotta hand it to Duke University's lacrosse team. They get more poon than anyone, evar. The problem is, they pick bitches with big mouths.

In 2006, there was the Duke lacrosse case, which was an innocent case of gang raping a stripper. Now there is Karen Owen, who fucked 13 members of the team, except one at a time.

At first, the lacrosse players were very happy, because she had a big mouth, well suited for oral. The problem was, they were all so bad in the sack, that Owen felt compelled to make a PowerPoint presentation outlining each of their shortcomings. To her surprise, this ended up on the internet, because she emailed it to her friends. This caused massive butthurt to the Duke University regents, since they all wanted a chance to demonstrate how bad they were in the sack.

Owen is now graduated from Duke, but will have a hell of a time trying to find a job without a creepy old boss who just wants to fuck her.


Samantha Willner[edit]

Samantha Willner (Cornell '12) blogs about her ache for sucking black cock and getting gangbanged during her blackout-drinking bouts at http://a-foreplay-on-words.tumblr.com. She sucks a mean dick while "working" summers as an Editorial Intern at McGraw-Hill Higher Education

Cumdumpster Samantha Willner is a (very oral) Communications major at Cornell University. She's also managed to suck enough cock to land a summer gig as an "editorial intern" at McGraw-Hill Higher Education in New York. Apparently, Sammy doesn't do much "work" besides giving blowjobs, since she has SCADS of time to blog about ramming shit up her fetid, diseased cunt:


   
 
During shower sex, my ex-boyfriend asked to do me from behind. Due to the angle of my body, the frequency with which he was humping me, and the water streaming down from above, I accidentally queefed. Really loudly. When my ex was finally done laughing, he informed me that he actually witnessed water spew out of me “like a rocket” when it happened. FML.
 

 
 

Oh, for those who like making Jews suck their cocks, you can find Samantha Willner on OKCupid at Ivy_Inamorata. Don't forget to make her take her Valtrex!

Skankwhore Samantha also finds worktime to blog about such other pressing matters as:

Hilariously, Willner doesn't seem to remember what happened to the LAST Cornell whore who blogged about the scores of guys she sucked off: whorecunt Jessica Gold Haralson. As Jess-jess learned, and Samantha Willner will learn VERY SOON, Google remembers all that slutblogging...long after graduation, when you finally realize that writing about your drunken cumslurping tends to make GETTING A JOB rather difficult in this economy. Oh, well.

Upon discovery of this article, Sammy (or one of her fucktoys) tried to remove her information by blanking this section. Since vandalism is pointless, the "damage" that was done was quickly reverted and the user was banned.

Zoe Yang (Pomona College ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)[edit]

Zoe thought she'd hit paydirt with sugardaddy Holden Kortum Groves...but he dumped her ass, rather than have to explain his asian whore to mommy
Zoe and Amanda Scuglia (who chokes on cocks as part of her "art show"), shortly before doing their girl-on-girl act at a NYC Gentleman's Club
2014: Zoe Yang (Zoe Yijing Yang aka Jing Yang) turns to hooking near Columbia Business School, hoping to land a rich sugardaddy
Azn fuckie-suckie bloggers like Zoe Yang need asian-fetish sugar daddies like Holden Groves aka Holden Kortum Groves aka Holden K. Groves (seen here rescuing Zoe from a Panamanian whorehouse)
Fuckie-suckie blogger Zoe Yang about to suck Harvard asian-fetish sugar daddy Ned Monahan (seen here shortly before getting a blowjob and da herp)
"Yeah, sometimes Holden Kortum Groves and I play-act like I’m a virgin, mostly means alternately squirming and eye-batting and giggling and pouting, and I do feel a pang of wistfulness that I’m not a virgin for him, because it’d be sorta sweet, but this pang is greatly greatly outweighed by gratitude that I know what the fuck I’m doing in bed and can make us both cum." --Zoe Yang
Zoe Yang wants you to plow her flat ass, Christian Garland


What happens to camwhores after they graduate from college? A prime case study can be found by examining Zoe Yang aka Jing Yang (who is obviously Asian like her heroine Lena Chen)


In 1993, Henry Jun Yang and Iris Xiaodong Zhao brought daughter Zoe to America to live a good life. They're heartbroken that little Zoe has grown into a big whitecock-sucking skank; this picture shows the transformation:


In 1993, Henry Jun Yang and Iris Xiaodong Zhao brought daughter Zoe to America to live a good life. They're heartbroken that little Zoe has grown into a big whitecock-sucking skank
Beware Yijing "Zoe" Yang (Columbia Business School): bad attitude & prone to gunning down associates who mock her flat azn ass.

It all started when Zoe, despite her parents' dumping megabuck$ into the Winsor School, was unable to be accepted into an Ivy, got shitcanned to Pomona College. Nestled in with all the other wealthy wannabes, Zoe hit upon a brilliant idea: blog about SEX! And add PICTURES! So little Asian Zoe skankblogged her heart out.


   
 
I have Daddy issues. Henry Jun Yang and Iris Xiaodong Zhao made me feel generally inadequate all my life. I've never gotten close to friends, but I spill my guts to the person I'm fucking. That person is invariably no more capable of understanding me than anyone else in my life, but at least he can make me feel better by putting a penis inside me. I am not the poster girl for healthy sexing.
 

 
 

—Zoe Yang, stating the obvious, on her sex blog, zoehassex


   
 
Here's the thing: I suck at giving head. I blow at giving head. I sputter and choke at giving head. I was with M for six months before I got him to cum from oral. It took weed and perseverance. I successfully gave C head the first two times I tried, and then embarked on a record of failing. He attributes the early successes to embryonic-relationship nervous excitement and says he needed "those bouncing buttcheeks" of sex thereafter.
 

 
 

—Zoe Yang


   
 
Just had the weirdest sexual experience of my life. And coming from me, you know that means something.

This guy is playing so many games it’s sad. First the whole “I’ll make sure you’re part of my plans” thing sans date, sans anything concrete, sans niceties. I let him come find me at a bar, we play pool, we make out, we grope.

He comes back to my place, we get naked, he drips hot wax all over me, ties me up with his shirt, smacks my tits up HARD, calling me bitch and whore and slut. Which is all fine, except…

…he goes limp when I say “fuck me” and tries to cover it up by saying how he’s not that impressed by my naked body.

(I know, I attract shitheads. He works in finance. Surprised?)

I chuckle and say that’s fine, the feeling’s mutual, he should probably be getting home now. And he says something about how he might fuck me next time. Well, I don’t feel strongly enough about him to hate-fuck him, so next time is probably not going to happen.

Truth is, he went to the same Ivy as the other guy I’m seeing, and I like the other guy a lot more, so this one was pretty much one-night-stand material from the beginning. Which was why I took him home and let him get his paws on that candle in the first place. (Don’t men get it? I’ll only fuck you the first time if I don’t like you.)

  • Zoe Yang: I cant decide if I'm tickled or traumatized
  • Alex: I think tickled
  • Zoe Yang: At one point I called him a Patrick Bateman wannabe and he said something to the tune of "I don't know who that is but shut up whore"
     

 
 

Zoe Yang on a typical "date"


   
 
I am deeply invested in my own femininity yet criticize my partner [Holden Kortum Groves aka Holden K. Groves] when he admits to being too deeply invested in his masculinity to, say, let me fuck him in the ass.
 

 
 

—Zoe Yang "My Bad Feminist Confession"

Zoe's blog was SO CUTTING EDGY!1 that the campus Conservatives had great glee in gutting Zoe Yang's Vietnamese whore fantasies

Shortly after (she thought) scrubbing the 'net of all traces of her fuckie-suckie blogger and camwhore pics, Zoe Yang embarked on a job search. She landed at McKinsey & Company in New York.

Once Zoe Yang realized that sex photos aren't exactly good for ascending the corporate ladder, she immediately tried to change her name to Jing Yang. Jing Yang (aka Zoe Yang aka Yijing Yang...shit, how many times HAS this skank changed her name after a selfpwn??) seems unaware that teh internets are a bit smarter than she is.

Alas, the defensive maneuver was too little, too late: once Zoe Yang's whoring was discovered, McKinsey shitcanned her skank ass in short order. Zoe was last seen trying to suck off Harvard bros with cool haircuts (like Ned Monahan '12 and Christopher Marquis) for pocket change.

Christine Yu[edit]

What do you get when you cross a skank and a geek? Christine Yu, of coruse! SRSly:


   
 
Didn’t you learn about friction in physics class? Well, friction is bad here! Ok, some people don’t keep lube with them at all times — actually, the only time I think of lube is when some mentions anal (Astroglide, anyone?).
 

 
 

—Christine Yu, MIT, explaining how she like getting her rectum boned on "Nerdy and Flirty"

Apparently, being a skank can lead to PTSD, since Yu is well-known for the time she got arrested for assault and battery (SRSly!).


   
 
Last year, I spent Valentine’s Day in a mental hospital. The day before that, I spent a couple of hours in jail. Before this event, I had taken a decent number of sleeping pills — but I spit most of them out when I realized that I didn’t write a suicide note. To cope with anxiety and depression freshman year, I turned to booze and sleeping pills. I cared so much about what others thought that I couldn’t seek help. I entered this relationship foolishly in hopes for stability.
 

 
 

—Christine Yu, explaining why she's a nympho fuckup

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External Links[edit]

Twitter-favicon.png CumDumpster Erica Andrist seems to have gotten quiet...ever since she graduated and needed to look for a job...

Twitter-favicon.png Fatass Jenna Bromberg calls herself a "recovered fatty" lol

Fb-favicon.png Believe it or not, skanky Jenna Bromberg-Thacker found a betafag to marry her diseased cunt! Pictures of Aaron Thacker here!

Twitter-favicon.png Asian skank Nadia Cho (Berkeley) has only one achievement in life: fucking in the library and blogging about it

Twitter-favicon.png Miriam Datskovsky is a Jew, in case you wondered...

Twitter-favicon.png Indiana lawyer Shelley Gupta lets out her inner whore here

Tumblricon.png Shelley Gupta, JD also whores it up here with Bryn Mawr shit

Fb-favicon.png Jessica Haralson picking up herpes from niggers at Malden High School and Haiti

Twitter-favicon.png "Jessica Haralson ESL teacher, urban educator @ Malden High School. I teach oral skillz to niggers

Twitter-favicon.png Samantha Willner travel writer (because that's how you score the BIG BLACK DICKS

Twitter-favicon.png Zoe Yang attention-whores here

Instagram-new-favicon.png ...and here

Tumblricon.png Zoe Yang Zoe Yang now sucking cock for tuition at Columbia Business School...

Tumblricon.png Zoe Yang Because what the world needs is moar attention whores

Twitter-favicon.png Christine Yu now tweets about getting drunk at work, big surprise...

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