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Imagine for a moment that you're lonely, you don't have many friends and the ones you do have never want to hang out anymore. Your life is a depressing cycle of barren social interaction. So then one day along comes a guy who seemingly forces his way into your life. He seems alright at first, a bit pushy, but you give him the benefit of the doubt and let him on in the door. At first things are a bit fun, you think you've found a new best bud to hang out with and share your interests with. But then, slowly, but ever creeping, your new best friend starts taking liberties. Suddenly he's hanging out at your house almost all day long, he's sleeping on your couch, ordering PPV movies off your cable subscription, he's eating all your food, ordering pizzas and making you foot the bill. Before long your new best bud is a manchild mooching off your good graces, taking advantage of you and wrecking your shit without any remorse or regret.

This is the current state of the comics industry as of 2017.

Beginning back around the new millennium's budding childhood, a group of SJWs began an exploitative invasion of various interest groups and social communities, in turn invading the industries and companies that catered to them. One of these was the comic book industry and their community of largely beta male, interpersonal outcasts and affection starved, social spaz artists.

This group of repressive ideologues, comprised primarily of feminist regressives, forced their way on into the door of the industry, seemingly offering comradery and companionship in the guise of "making the industry more inclusive", with a long list of good intentions and a boatload of boobs to go along with them. These "Milkshake Girls" were readily invited on into the loser's tree house with open arms and high hopes of finally losing their virginity.

Unfortunately these women had no genuine interest in their proverbial playthings and simply sought to vindictively wreck their shit out of malcontentive malice and indignant spite. All the while strip mining the entire industry for as much short term gains as they could garner before the inevitable fallout.

But what is ComicsGate? Read on if you wish to know more.

Milkshake Wars - Attack of the SJWs[edit]

Your goldfish died. It's sad, we know. Your goldfish died because you didn't feed it enough. The social justice warrior response to such a problem is simple... continuously dump food into the fish bowl until, oh, oops, your replacement fish died.

SJWs have almost no cognitive concept of moderation or subtlety. They want to change the world, but they've put so little thought into it that their only solution is to destroy the very world they're trying to change. And their inevitable response to this is, "Well I guess it wasn't worth saving then."

Whether a product of laziness or a lack of real commitment to the cause, an SJW seeks divisive domination as their only path of persuasion and influence. The comic book industry is, by far, one of the best examples of this riotous and recklessly inefficient ideology put into play. Over the past few years these types, largely comprised of faux feminists, have taken a proverbial crowbar to the fan base and have relentlessly beaten readers with the most cringe ridden cacophony of crowing complaints and canon cracking cast cutting.

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Milkshake Wars - Revenge of the Fanboys[edit]

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It didn't take very long for fans to see the writing on the wall, or in their comics as the case was, and to start voicing concern and complaints over the continuously sweeping changes that were turning their beloved fandom into an overly transparent political platform for disingenuous dissidents and self-oppressing opportunists. The fan cries were of course met with scoffing belittlement and condescension. After all, if someone carries a banner of peace, you can't rightly criticize anything they do, or else you clearly oppose peace.

This is the battle standard of SJWs, who wrap themselves in amity addled armor, their "good intentions" paving the road right on into hell on earth. Any contrary complaints are cut down with ad hominems, the well poisoned and pointed at for pity points. In the wake of these attacks there was seemingly little fans could do to stop their beloved interest from being forcibly gang raped and gutted by these industry shills and shanks.

But like a band of rebels on the run the fandom began to rise and reorganize itself. YouTube channels, web forums and other social media sanctuaries allowed fans to quickly organize against the attacks and to educate and inform the fan base of exactly which comics had been compromised. A collective effort to actively starve the invading parasites of any revenue to prevent them from spreading further into the fandom.

Milkshake Wars - Fall of the Industry[edit]

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Like asking a fox for suggestions on how to build a better hen house, the comic book industry had essentially engineered their own inflamed fall. By inviting a group of play-pretend comic creators into their club in exchange for promises of virgin rage relief they had cucked themselves into a corner. Desperate to try and stave off the inevitable self-destruction they began dumping huge amounts of money into adverticles, paying regressive feminist rags like The Mary Sue to constantly promote and push their pandering products.

Attacking their existing fan base, while hemorrhaging huge amounts of cash into an attempt to replace it with a delusionary demographic that simply didn't exist, managed to keep up the appearance of market stability... for a while. But eventually they ran out of money to keep up the advertising onslaught and it very quickly became apparent that the sales figure equality was being unequally funded on the advertisement level.

Without the overzealous advertising things began circling the drain, largely in the beginning of 2017. A point at which most people really began to tire of the incessant SJW indoctrination. The first major blowout occurred when The Washington Post dropped their graphic novel best seller list like a bad habit. A bitch slap of reality which left the industry reeling in shock as comic book pros were left dangling over the drain, their coming demise now indisputable, any doubts were already drowning.

Some shills, still in a desperate panic to try and save their sinking ship of SJWs began slashing costs by giving professional comic writers and artists the boot in favor of flunkies they found on Fur Affinity, DeviantArt and the like. These amateur hour artists could be paid peanuts and in exchange were allowed free rein to fuck up the entire industry even further than before.

This eventually culminated in a 91% REVENUE DROP by September of 2017.

Comic Pro PTSD (Panic, Threats, Slander and Derangement)[edit]

The regressive feminists and social justice white knights that caused all this collapse, chaos and collateral damage have about as much introspection and self awareness as the one dimensional, Mary Sue self-insert characters they create to try and replace existing fan favorites. As such it's impossible for them to ever admit any kind of fault or wrong doing, even when they wind up doing things that are quite obviously batshit insane and/or illegal.

Now certainly one can understand that sanity is a luxury when you've trapped yourself into a giant flaming shit bag of your own making, but you would think after tripping over their own self-destructive stupidity enough times they'd eventually wisen up a bit and stop trying to double down on their delusional, single player, dick licking deflection.

Unfortunately the "Comic Pros" of the industry didn't know when to stop which eventually led to the exposure of a private FaceBook group used by "Comic Pros" for the purposes of collusion and conspiring attacks against the fan base.

No, you didn't read that incorrectly, the "professionals" of the comic book industry had a private FaceBook group wherein they specifically sought to target, harass and physically assault their own customers!

If it's not apparent yet that the inmates are literally running the asylum over on the liberal end of the political spectrum... yeah, yeah ya best check yerself there, Edith.

B. Clay Moore[edit]

Totally super secret FaceBook group!

The man who officially kicked off ComicsGate! In the before mentioned not-so-secret FaceBook group for comic pros and insiders B. Clay Moore openly conspired to commit politically motivated violence to intimidate and silence someone he disagreed with. To put that another way, B. Clay Moore is, by legal definition, a TERRORIST!

This particular terrorist seems to have violent tendencies, not only wanting to physically intimidate and assault patrons of a comic book convention for having a difference of political ideology, but even in his artistic work which he seems to use as an outlet to let off steam and to keep himself from losing control and attacking people in the real world, as can be surmised from tweets like this one...

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When confronted about this exposed industry insider FaceBook group and his plans to commit acts of terrorism he immediately began backpedaling. He attempted to play it all off as some kind of silly joke and that everyone was just misinterpreting his openly admitted intentions to physically assault someone for their political beliefs. Apparently making terroristic threats is considered comedy gold in the comic book world, at least according to B. Clay Moore and one would presume his employers and colleagues (many of whom openly conspired with Moore in the FaceBook group).

Mark Waid[edit]

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"Say my name..."

Mark is a regressive feminist white knight and anti-GamerGate who constantly strives to win back some semblance of his lost balls by righteously defending the virginal fee-fees of the apparently lesser end of the gender pool. Women, trans-women, feral furry bitches, hell, tri-gendered fem presenting unicorn-kin, if they've got some semblance of tits and tears... that's where you'll find Mark Waid; defending the imagined weaker sex against the vicious onslaught of condescending critique and sarcastic cynicism being cut across their babysoft skin.

So when the professional victim squad came a callin' Mark wasted no time mounting his Twitter steed and taking command of the situation, informing all the weak little peons to come crying to him if they spotted the dastardly duke of Diversity & Comics... the infamous, the inflammatory, the inglorious... Richard C. Meyer!

<hushed gasps can be heard throughout the room>

What, precisely, Mark was planning to do when he came across Richard is a bit on the fuzzy side, but given what we know of the discussions in their private little industry insider FaceBook group... probably something illegal. Just, a bit of speculation, but given the constant crazy tweets from these loons openly advocating for violence, assault and hate crimes against people they don't agree with... yeah, not that big of a stretch.

Comic book fans of course responded to this lackluster display of pompous grandstanding by printing and selling t-shirts emblazoned with the text, "Hello I Am: Richard C. Meyer" as a means of mocking these goofballs and testing the limits of their irrational insanity to see if they'd start randomly attacking convention goers.

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Bleeding Cool[edit]

Bleeding Cool's Joe Glass fantasizes about comic fans being violently assaulted at comic conventions.

While the majority of news outlets had sense enough to NOT stick their hand in a proverbial hornets nest whilst flailing about, the comic news site Bleeding Cool decided to jump right on into the clusterfuck. Not only did Bleeding Cool attempt to push a blatantly false narrative of events, painting all these comic pros up as hapless victims, when they were the ones doing illegal shit and making countless threats of violence.

But Bleeding Cool didn't stop there, oh no, they wanted to ensure that their company name was permanently plastered into the connotative definition of the word hypocrisy and began to actively engage in harassing and targeting comic fans... you know, THEIR OWN FUCKING CUSTOMERS! Yeah, brilliant that, obviously a real brain trust over there at Bleeding Cool.

The majority of this harassment was done by Bleeding Cool journalist Joe Glass, who is best described as a plumpous, perverted, transtrender. For the sake of brevity we'll just refer to him as "Jiggles" from this point forward. Jiggles is the type of sick fuck who pretends he's gay or pretends he's transsexual because he has some estranged cross dressing fetish or sissy cuck fetish he's desperately trying to pass off as a "lifestyle choice" in an effort to try and look "more normal". He actively uses the LGBTQRSTFU community as a kind of spring board for his deranged sexual deviancy. Much in the way a fat fetishist might infiltrate and encourage the so called "body positivity movement"... not because they actually care about such things, but simply because it's what get their rocks off on. Like when a pedophile tries to get a job working with kids, not because they care about children, but because they want to forcibly molest and rape them. That's Jiggles, that's Joe Glass, he wants to fondle his crotch space while running around waving a rainbow flag.

Jiggles decided the best course of action, as an employee of Bleeding Cool, was to try and file dozens of fraudulent abuse reports through YouTube in an attempt to demonetize and demolish the YouTube channels of comic critics like Diversity & Comics and his fans/subscribers. This worked for about a day, until YouTube caught on to what he was doing and then blocked him. At which point he threw a giant tantrum on Twitter where he openly incriminated himself and his employer while whining about how it wasn't fair that he wasn't allowed to abuse and harass others. Seriously, you really can't make this shit up. These people are so deranged it defies all semblance of logic and reason. At this point it's impossible to know just how much insanity has leaked into the water supply of the comic industry, but regardless the inmates are clearly in control of the asylum.

Magdalene Visaggio[edit]

Well that certainly sounds reasonable!

Brian "Magdalene" Visaggio is a completely batshit insane transsexual, the kind of unrestrained crazy that can cause millions of dollars worth of damage to a company, school, community or society simply by being allowed to actively break free speech laws.

Free speech is a good thing, it lets people share ideas and opinions, even unpopular ones and promotes education and intellectual evolution. Society is simply better by allowing free speech. However, there are certain inherent restrictions to free speech and those restrictions are in place to specifically prevent free speech from being abused as a tool for manipulation, anarchy and destruction.

To put that another way, there is a difference between free speech and what is referred to as a "call to action". That is, you can stand on your little soap box and preach to the masses all you like, but the minute you start actively attempting to incite riots, calling for physical assault, making physical threats, calling for panic (like screaming, "FIRE!" in a crowded theater)... you have stepped well on over the line. You are no longer exercising free speech at that point.

And that's the line that those like Magdalene Visaggio constantly and continually step over by using their mental illness as a cloak of invisible consequence. If they do or say something absolutely crazy that would get any normal person locked up behind bars they can simply scream, "I'M BEING DISCRIMINATED AGAINST!" Using their self-inflicted status as a "marginalized person" to avoid negative repercussions and to couch their illegal actions in the guise of victimization.

To put that in simpler terms... just because you're transsexual doesn't mean you can't be an evil, fucked up, deranged, psychopath who desperately needs to be in an insane asylum.

Magdalene Visaggio is exactly that kind of transsexual evil, fucked up, deranged, psychopath.

Sophie Campbell[edit]

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Another transtrender quota filler, Sophie was feeling a bit left out of the whole pity party clusterfuck. Watching all his friends in the industry first attack fans and then flip around, feigning victimhood, for in-house tranny train rectum alignment work. He wanted in on the action as well and so he decided to make like a cock carrying copy kitten and ripped off fellow tranny Magdalene. Tweeting out crazy death threats (that he would later delete), in turn inciting everyone to shell out harsh criticism and condescending clap backs, Sophie had setup the perfect play to weasel his way on into the self-harming circle jerk.

Ardian Syaf[edit]

In April of 2017 a Muslim "diversity hire" by the name of Adrian Syaf was fired after it was discovered he was adding subversive antisemitic and anti Christian propaganda messages in the art work he was producing for Marvel...

Shon C. Bury[edit]

Shon's reaction to this article.
Project much?

Shon's parents were too illiterate and lazy to know how to spell Sean, Shawn, or Shaun so they just half-assed his name, right along with his upbringing, which eventually cultivated an overly indignant, terminally flustered man child with an over sized ego and a giant chip on his shoulder. As bitter and angry as Shon is, he wasted absolutely no time at all jumping right on into the ComicsGate fray, immediately attempting to slander the name of the owner of the YouTube channel Diversity & Comics.

Apparently his "master plan" didn't include said slandered owner sharing some fun personal anecdotes about working with Shon, which very quickly came back to bitch slap him as he then spent the better part of a week furiously trying to backpedal out of the fact that he stole another artists work, tried to pass it off as his own creation and then only wound up relinquishing creative ownership after he had completely failed to capitalize on the work for his own personal greedy gain.

This is a routine pattern for Shon, where he randomly latches on to other people's work, then tries to ride around like a tick on their creative backs, trying to suck out as much self-centered gain as possible before they drop. He has a nasty habit of trying to make other people's work look like his own, or as if he's at the center stage of it all, rather than just a bandwagon jumper along for the ride.

He does this primarily through his "talent management agency" Space Goat Productions, which is just as sleazy as it sounds. He basically runs around grooming young talent into forking over creative control of their work which he then in turn... well, destroys, in most cases. Most recently his "Nerd Boss" Kickstarter crashed and burned. He cancelled the account within a week after it only managed to get 4 backers and $131 of its attempted $25,000 goal.

Currently the only semi-viable property he controls is a Burger King Kids Club style pre-tween furry comic called "Moonlighters". Which features horrendously disfigured looking characters that turn into badly drawn furries, with statistically improbable ethnic diversity and over exaggerated faces/expressions that make the whole slop mess look like a sack full of Emojis that nobody wanted sacked up with the ass end of DeviantArt and shat out a bastard child directly into the bargain bin at your local comic shop.

Jennifer De Guzman[edit]

Jennifer Deguzman takes the passive aggressive approach to inciting riots and making terrorist threats.

Jennifer is your typical liberal arts major, a regressive feminist SJW who wants to bring back segregation in the form of decrying cultural appropriation as she uses phrases like "colored people"... er, sorry, "people of color", pining on about "representation" at the proverbial water fountains of society. Jennifer simply can't stand people assimilating from different cultures and races and wants everyone sectioned off into their own little corners of concern so she can make convenient purse puppies out of them.

How Jennifer weaseled her way into the comic book industry is anyone's guess, a quick Google image search will bring up an endless array of selfies she's taken, but almost no art work to speak of. There are literally 12 year old girls on DeviantArt who have larger portfolios of their artistic work than Jennifer has. We're guessing she either slept her way into the business or she's just your typical rich kid liberal arts major who rode on into the industry off her parent's name/money/connections and then consequently helped fuck the entire industry over because she should have gotten a degree in business/marketing instead of basket weaving.

Dan Slott[edit]

Dan Slott, a third rate comic book artist,
believes himself to be God's gift to art.

Like most of the others listed here Dan has a bit of an ego problem. In fact Dan's ego is so absolutely massive it practically has its own gravitational field at this point! Dan doesn't want to listen to customers. To him, he's not simply supplying a product that people want, no, Dan thinks he's some kind of "artist"... and not like the humble sort of "sandwich artist" you can find working at Subway. No, Dan thinks his "art" is right on par with renaissance masters, to the point where he actively insults his own customers, going so far as to talk down to the pathetic peons and to tell them all that they just don't know what they want and that it's his job to force feed the philistines with what he deems as "acceptable".

To put that another way, Dan is an entertainment product provider who thinks he's an artist. Art and entertainment are not attached at the hip. You can have art that people find entertaining and you can have entertainment that people find artful, but they are not intrinsically linked. You can have entertainment without art and you can have art without entertainment. Art is largely about emotional expression and pursuit, where as entertainment is more like stress relief and escapism. Dan does not understand this basic concept though, which leads him to coming across as an ego bloated, pompous jackass who needs to rethink himself.

Ron Marz[edit]

Ron Marz wants to punish the mentally ill
by punching them and calling them a Nazi.

There's not much that can really be said about Ron Marz that isn't outwardly apparent in his (many) hate filled Twitter screeds he constantly and continually shells out at the community. Ron is basically that guy who just absolutely hates his fuckin job, hates his employer, hates his customers and simply will not stop yammering on about it incessantly.

For Ron anyone who doesn't agree with him is a "troll" or a "loser" or a "mouth-breathing basement dweller" or a "fetid little underwear streak" or a "Nazi" or a... well, you get the idea. There's enough vitriol continually pouring on out of his fat head to put most Tourette Syndrome sufferers to shame! Ron has even gone so far as to openly fantasize about the president getting killed.

Ron is most likely a product of hyper-femininity. You see it's normal for men to have aggressive, manly, testosterone fueled outlooks and interests and normally men use things like sports, video games and movies as an outlet for those underlying desires. A guy can watch a badass action movie, read a comic about a super powered manly man, play a first person shooter and... it's all good, it's like stress relief, a way to burn off that pent up testosterone.

But then you have crazy SJWs who claim that ANY form of masculinity is bad/evil and must be actively suppressed or destroyed. And the desperate beta male losers like Ron often easily fall into their little trap, not realizing that when you take away all the normal/healthy outlets for male aggression all you wind up doing is creating an emotional bomb just waiting to randomly go off.

This is why Ron is constantly attacking everything around him, because he's immersed himself into the SJW sissy bitch, cuck culture so much that he no longer has an outlet for his testosterone fueled aggression, which eventually becomes so pent up, so bottled up that it just randomly explodes and he winds up coming across as a hot head who can't control his temper.

Women have a similar problem, although with drama/emotions rather than action/aggression. When a woman is cut off from outlets to express that need for drama/emotion in a healthy way it winds up becoming bottled up inside until it spills over into their jobs, politics and other real world constructs where it creates problems and strife. In other words it's okay pursue drama/action in fictional forms, but once you reach the point where those things spill over into your real life, especially your job... yeah, ya'll done fucked up!

Brie Larson[edit]

Hardest shit she's been through has been her purse.

Brie Larson is a third rate Hollywood actress slated to play Ms. Marvel in an upcoming film. Don't feel too bad if you've never heard of Ms. Marvel, she's basically the mascot character of the Marvel comic franchise. Basically the mutant, pink kryptonite, bastard child of Superman and Shazam, her powers are a random grab bag of generic super stuff. Her origins are that she got jacked up by alien DNA or... some such nonsense. Look, no one really cares, so let's just move on to making fun of Brie Larson.

On October 5th, 2017 Brie went on the Twitters to share herstory about how she was almost raped at the airport, in broad daylight, in front of hundreds of people, by a minimum mage TSA flunkie who forcibly stripped her of all dignity by ASKING FOR HER PHONE NUMBER.

Now, just to be clear, no one likes the TSA... no one. And they've done some pretty fucked up shit over the years. But sheepishly asking Brie Larson for her number (likely as a joke)... yeah, not really a one of those times. Now maybe if the guy had been a real jackass about it, maybe if he had kept pestering her, maybe if he had harassed her about it, maybe if he had touched her, maybe if he had, hell, ANYTHING! But, no, he just asked for her phone number and then went right on about his day when she blew him off, probably thinking to himself, "Wow, I summed up the courage to ask a celebrity for their phone number!"

Normally the story would just end there and he'd probably eventually be telling his grand kids about the time he met a real life celebrity and asked them for their phone number and got turned down. But we're living in the age of hypersensitive, infantilized, feminist regressives who need to be constantly coddled and protected. Because apparently any semblance of normal human communication is now directly equatable to having some disgusting fucking monster forcibly jack hammering their malformed cock into your crotch space as you helplessly try and scream in horror as you're repeatedly and relentlessly violated in the most sensitive parts of your body.

Yeah, in Brie Larson's world of white washed rape, those two things are exactly the same. The hilarious part about it is that she had thousands, literally THOUSANDS of people, many of them women, specifically telling her that what she was doing was absolutely horrible! That she was turning rape into a joke, that she was discrediting and dehumanizing real victims of real rape, that real victims aren't taken seriously because of stupidity like hers, etc, etc. So did she stop, have a bit of introspection and apologize for diluting the definition of rape in such a vile way? No, of course not. She just doubled the fuck down and spent the next several days pining on about her incredible almost raped survival story and how horrible men are and how women are such fragile, weak little crumpets in need of constant coddling condescension.

Seriously, we here at ED haven't seen a ditzy dumbfuck push women's rights back this far since the time Anita Sarkeesian, a painfully obvious con artist with an overly transparent multi-level marketing scheme, was paraded in front of the UN by Democrats where she unironically declared before the whole of the planet that opinions are a form of harassment; in turn permanently branding women, on a historical/international level, as being ineffectual, inept and overly fragile sub-humans not capable of handling any form of personal responsibility or opinionated reprisal.

Zainab Akhtar[edit]

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Zainab? Sounds like a comic book super villain. Look out everybody, here comes ZAINAB THE INCONSOLABLE! Hell hath no fury like ZAINAB THE ETERNALLY DISTRESSED! Seriously this nutter is like the current reigning champion of the Oppression Olympics and the perfect object lesson in why you never apologize to SJWs. To quote Mister Metokur for a moment...

It does not matter how genuine the apology is. It does not matter how actually remorseful you may be. They will continue to be offended. But like a shark smelling blood in the water, once they see that little bit of weakness, once they see you subjugate and supplicate yourself, they are going to go in for the kill. They are going to latch on with their fucking teeth and they're going to yank and rip until they pull a limb off because that is the nature of the beast. You can never make amends with these people. Nothing will satisfy them. It doesn't matter how genuine you are about it. It will be thrown back in your face. It is a waste of time. An utter waste of time and it will hurt your bottom line trying to appease people like this. If you find yourself in a situation where SJWs, where the snowflakes, are fluttering around you and they're demanding an apology because you've offended them... don't give in. Don't apologize. It will not work out in your favor.


Which is exactly the position that Lakes International Comic Art Festival found themselves in when they apparently committed the egregious sin of "having too many white people" at their convention... even though white people are technically the world's minority and the event was held in the UK where the overwhelming majority of the localized population is white. But somehow they're bad and horrible and racist because they didn't bend over backwards trying to find random talentless minorities to fill Zainab's estranged racial quota of "more brown and black people"... which is pretty gawd damn racist in and of itself when you consider that people, including Africans, can be born with albinism.

Of course all this faux outrage apparently erupted as a result of Zainab feeling overly self-entitled and self-important, wanting to be a super speshul guest of honor at a convention where, apparently, she had some previous problems with. Meaning her overly abrasive, aggressive attitude offended the soft spoken convention organizers who gave her the boot years ago for being a belligerent jackass.

To put that another way, imagine that you threw a party several years back and some dick showed up screaming about how your party offended them, at which point you politely asked them to leave and then several years later, when you throw another party, they show up at your door demanding that you let them in, apologize to them and treat them like little miss Queen of the May or else they're going to point their finger at you and scream, "RACIST!"

That's Zainab Akhtar... a world class fuckhead.


Within just a couple hours of Zainab being added to this article the evil criminal bastards at Lakes International Comic Art Festival who broke the SJW law by having "too many white people" at their convention did exactly what Mister Metokur said NOT to do and issued ANOTHER apology! And, just like Mister Metokur explained, it was IMMEDIATELY thrown right back in their faces!

The Hero We Need, The Hero We Deserve[edit]

The secret origins of SPLATTO DEL GATO!

At the center of all this controversy and industry fueled hate/attacks has been Richard Meyer, the owner of the YouTube channel "Diversity & Comics". Richard has been relentlessly attacked by the SJW communists, which is odd because he's one of the most soft spoken, laid back and easy going of all the comic critics around. It's possible that, that was perceived as a weakness on his part, which is what drove the Comic Pros to so blatantly strike at both him and his channel.

However, almost like something out of a comic book, Richard is actually a former United States Marine, who saw early on that his love of comics wouldn't produce a very viable or fulfilling career. He took a long look at pros in the industry back when he was still young and saw how bitter and miserable so many of them seemed to be. In turn he chose to join the military and to pursue IT interests.

That in turn allowed him to find worthwhile, fulfilling work outside of the comic industry while still being able to keep his foot firmly in the door. As a hobbyist with active experience working in the industry off and on over the years Richard has a unique perspective on the state of the industry, what works, what doesn't and what's fucking it all up.

Not so far entrenched in the industry that he's become subject to the invading SJW army's inflictive rhetoric and divisive ideology, he remains as one of the few pseudo Comic Pros not actively infected with liberal insanity.

As such, when he and his channel were attacked he instantly became a lightning rod for the cause. Comic fans flocked to his channel and Twitter account with praise and admiration for his unflinching refusal to back down or cave into the delirious demands of an industry drowning in its own self-repressive filth.

In the wake of all this controversy, in one of his comic review videos, Richard inadvertently created what would eventually become the mascot and comic hero of the ComicsGate cause, "Splatto Del Gato". Derived from hilarious background art found in one of the America Chavez comics Splatto became the embodiment of the cause to take back the industry from the insane SJWs

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New York Comic Con 2017[edit]

This will be sure to improve sales!

The first major comic convention since the ComicsGate scandal broke loose brought with it an endless array of butthurt and bitching from the SJW kids. The industry tried their best to accommodate the crazy by inviting Planned Parenthood to do a panel as well as holding several "How To Walk On Eggshells And Handle The Hypersensitive" panels.

SJWs don't actually read comics you see, so if you don't provide completely and totally unrelated panels to keep them coddled they'll start wandering around relentlessly bitching and bellyaching about all the evil misogynistic Nazi troll meanie poop heads or... what the fuck ever. This is basically the equivalent of having a convention for nursing and then randomly inviting ESPN to come on in and do some sports panels as some desperate, estranged means of attempting to attract more men to the profession.

The highlight of the convention came in the aftermath of the retailers turning on the industry and demanding that they stop fondling themselves over horse urine infused tranny tits and get the fuck back to work producing comics that people actually want to buy. At this point, with nearly a total collapse of all revenue, with nearly every fan infuriated with their bullshit and now even the retailers turning on them... yeah, they just went right on ahead and doubled down like a faggot in a fat ass and suddenly started attacking the retailers right along with attacking the fans.

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The Marvel Inquisition[edit]

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In the aftermath of this epic shit storm SJW Marvel doubled down, tripled down and then quadrupled down in their stupidity, culminating in Marvel comic pros like Dan Slott starting a literal inquisition in which he went around harassing and obsessing over every last person working at Marvel (right down to the janitors), demanding that they stop everything in their lives and painstakingly search through their entire friends list for anyone having even the faintest connection with Marvel detractors and critics... or else they be branded as misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic, bigoted shit lords and "literal Nazis" and harassed out of the industry.

Now, if you're familiar at all with so called "male allies" of the feminist movement, or the trans movement, or really any overly liberal movement that couches hateful, spiteful rhetoric in the guise of progressive improvement... you know full well that those like Dan are just using it as their shield, more often than not because they've sexually harassed or raped women or molested kids or... who the hell knows what Danny's been doing in his past, but if the rest of his ilk that have recently been outed are any indication... it ain't good. And, more often than not, the more passionate they are about posturing themselves as the proverbial white knight of self-marginalizing malcontents, the more they over compensate... the worse the shit they're hiding in their closet turns out to be.

Rumors have already started circulating that Dan has been colluding behind closed doors and demanding that young, upcoming comic artists and writers who want to get in on the industry have to become his personal flying monkeys and start relentlessly attempting to attack comic critics like Richard Meyer. This has resulted in dozens of sock puppet accounts suddenly popping up all over Twitter firing off constant and continous slanderous accusations and libelous rants against Marvel detractors.

In effect Dan is likely using his position of power and influence at Marvel in order to manipulate and molest young comic fans into doing blatantly illegal shit at his behest.

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Marvel Sales Manipulation[edit]

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In an absolute laughable attempt to try and cover up their ever failing sales Marvel has been colluding with comic distributor Diamond in order to screw over comic shop owners who are often forced to buy bulk copies of unpopular comics or in some instances they're purposefully over printing and then sending the comics to the comic shops whether they even ordered them or not. After which turning right around and claiming they had epic sales distribution, even though the comic shop owners didn't want the excess, unsellable comics, which they often had to give away just to get rid of the wasted paper piling up in their store houses.

To put that more simply... the comics that Marvel is presently producing are SO BAD that they can't even give the shit away! They literally have to force the unwanted comics on distributors to try and feign some semblance of financial coherency on behalf of their investors, creating an incredibly precarious (and likely illegal) bubble market that's right on the edge of popping.

How to Identify an SJW Comic[edit]

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  • Lots and lots and LOTS of racial recolors.
  • Lots and lots and LOTS and gender bending pallet swaps.
  • A statistically improbable number of gays and lesbians.
  • Characters shocked and amazed whenever a character "comes out" like it's 1985.
  • Purse Puppy liberalized Muslim characters that absolutely infuriate real Muslims.
  • Constant emotional validation, even when failing, because no SJW hero is left behind!
  • It looks like the Burger King Kids Club aka Forced\Tryhard Diversity.
  • The "art" looks like something you'd find in a 3rd rate DeviantArt web comic.
  • Character reactions and emotions look like a random grab bag of emoji rejects.
  • Minority characters are all superficial, generic, token backdrops... even when they're the main characters.
  • Very little action and conflict.
  • Conflicts are silly, simplistic and resolved at the drop of a hat.
  • Fat, ugly, unattractive characters.
  • It constantly lectures, preaches or talks down to the reader.
  • It hates the reader.

Marvel's New Diversity Lineup[edit]

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Captain Spider Toad Falcon
Seriously, what the fuck? It's like the Katamari of comics all up in this bitch. Marvel just rolled Falcon over the franchise and then said, "TADA! Captain America replacement!"

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Carl Manvers
S/he got jacked up with alien man DNA that's apparently slowly turning her into the better half of the gender spectrum. Every issue her jaw line gets manlier and her breasts crawl the fuck up further into her chest space like they're trying to escape some horrible evil... possibly Margaret Stohl's parenting ability as she constantly pines on about her "nonbinary" kid. Apparently she cross dresses her kids like she cross dresses her comic characters.

Her backstory is that she's a dictatorial fascist butch feminist who runs an illegal Guantanamo Bay style prison right in America which she has run by ANTIFA kids who illegally arrest and imprison people for thought crime all under the guise of being a super hero and "saving the world"... sort of like the plot to Minority Report, but if it was written by rabid feminists who actually thought it was a good idea.

...we're not even joking, that is literally the fucking plot to the comics s/he's currently in.

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Derp Girl
The Unbeatable Derp Girl! Downs Girl? Derpy Downs? Well whatever, she's rockin that extra chromosome! She has her ups, she has her downs, kickin butt while totally nuts. She's Marvel's first down syndrome superhero with her perpetual derp face powers. It's like the human version of the images they show to chimpanzees to make them violent.

Her backstory is that the other superheroes and villains basically take pity on her for being retarded, so they like play along and let her defeat them in battle and such. That's how she's "unbeatable" and can magically take out like Galactus and shit. It's like they trained her wrong... on purpose... as a joke.

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Hipster Hulk
Imagine if you took everything that made Hulk awesome... and then ripped it all out... this is what would be left. The "Dude, Where's My Rage?" version of Hulk. A happier, friendlier, gayer version of the green machine. The Millennial Hulk!

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Iron Sociopath
Iron Sociopath, Iron Bitch, Iron Villain, Iron Emotions, whatever name you like really. Her backstory is that she desperately wanted to self-victimize as a child, blaming "the patriarchy" for keeping her down... until her evil elementary school teacher rightly puts the snit in her place by pointing out that women aren't all oppressed and shit anymore. This caused our young heroine (villain) to become autistically confused, eventually leading her to wanting to wear Iron Man's pants, after which she became an unfeeling, overly self-entitled, self-aggrandizing, largely talentless, sociopathic, megalomaniac monster child fucking up everybody's shit... again, we're not even exaggerating any of this, it is literally her backstory.

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Kallergic Khan
Her super power is that she can randomly inflate parts of her body like she's suffering from out of control allergic reactions... which she seriously has no control over. Again, not exaggerating, in the comic she's constantly randomly inflating and expanding parts of her body for seemingly no real purpose or reason whatsoever, like she has no actual control at all over it or maybe it's just reacting to her tweenage girly hormones fluctuating out of control. When she's on the rag she probably bloats up into a right whale screeching about "body positivity".

Her backstory is that she infuriates real Muslims by being a bastardized liberal purse puppy rendition of their religious ideology. Because nothing says, "I support Islam!" like culturally appropriating their religion and then shitting all over it with your western idealization!

She also has a pedo crush on Carl Manvers who basically "forces" her to do evil, unethical shit because she has no genuine moral compass at all... so on that front she's actually pretty accurate as far as being a Muslim character. She's basically so infatuated with Manvers that s/he could straight up tell Khamala to rob a fucking bank and shoot a bunch of people and she wouldn't even think twice.

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Lady Whor
Also known as Femthor! Actually it's about ethics in hammer wielding. There's not really a whole lot to say about this one, she basically "fights crime" by simply having a vagina... which somehow exudes the magical feminist power to make criminals turn themselves in without putting up a fight.

Like imagine if an old, out of touch, Christian minister came up with a superhero concept where the character would just fly in and say something like, "Jesus wouldn't want us to fight, let's be friends and spread peace on earth through prayer!" ...except instead of religion it's "grrrl power" or some goofy regressive retardation.

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It's your friendly hood gansta Token-Man! Token-Man, Token-Man, does whatever a token character can. Spider-Man's replacement "diversity hire", Miles Morales. Like most black characters he isn't allowed to have much of a personality for fear that it might "offend" or "upset" some random, hypersensitive, social justice warrior so he comes across as an overly bland, white-washed rendition of troubled black youth in America as imagined by a fat, white, ego-bloated, feminist fuckwad.


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