Conner Lupindo Hemming
|Conner Lupindo Hemming is in an internet sissy fight with Draconas Rayne.|
Please dig up lulz on them both.
|This person has Assburgers Syndrome, |
so you can't say anything bad! :-(
Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Conner Lupindo Hemming (Powerword: Zachary Scott White) is an asspie furfag whose tantrums have led him to make some rather unfortunate decisions in his life. Between plugging his shitty band or in the midst of a vendetta against any of his numerous former internet flings, Conner got the idea that he could entice Encyclopedia Dramatica to attack his enemies for him due to his crippling incompetency.
- 1 How It All Began
- 2 Conner Kicks It Up a Notch
- 3 The Deadly Wolves
- 4 Conner Attempts PsyOps
- 5 Battle of the Butt Burglars
- 6 Draconas Rayne Vs. Conner Hemming: They're doing it wrong
- 7 Conner Fun Facts
- 8 A Strange Boy Doing Strange Things
- 9 Gallery
- 10 See Also
- 11 External links
- 12 Email/Messengers
How It All Began
It all started, as it so often does, on a humble little website known as DeviantArt. Conner started out his ban evading when he got banned from chatrooms on dAmn, Deviantart's social network. From there it went to Secondlife, where he roomed with a few "friends", and threw a hissy fit when one of them left a cock waffle, a prim penis with a waffle texture on it, in his room. He later claimed that setting eyes upon that cockwaffle actually turned him into the cock-loving faggot he is today.
Conner the Crybaby
Conner is, like every other furfag, an angry little man who often uses his demented fetishes as an escape from the terrible world that would persecute him. Specifically, Conner has him a thing for giants and feet. He did what most furries do in his situation, and delved headfirst into the world of furrydom, relishing all the amoral ejaculation fodder that encompassed it. Also like most furries, Conner used this to vehemently deny his humanity and oppose the hyumons and their customs. And yet again, as furries do, Conner surrounded himself with kindred spirits that shared his contempt for the world. Being a pathological liar with a healthy case of paranoia merely added to the festivities.
Life was good for Conner, cyberfucking his way through teen boys like a machine and writing his deep compositions to be expressed via his one other love; music. But a funny thing happens when an anti-social asspie with a vendetta against society surrounds himself with nothing other then anti-social asspies with vendettas against society. You see, every time Conner and a fuckbuddy decided to part, war was declared. Not content with merely cutting said fag out of his life and moving on as any other would, Conner took lessons in the Wolfee Darkfang School of Scorn and concluded that if he couldn't have that cock, then he would have to drive said cock completely off the internet with his batshit theatrics. But again, Conner is a furry, and furry break-up dramas are commonplace.
Conner, however, did what many furries threaten, but very few have the bravado to do.
Conner Kicks It Up a Notch
For years, Encyclopedia Dramatica has been the scourge of many a furfag. Furry sites far and wide brim with deviants living in fear that they too will join the annals of lulz and forever have their would-be furry fame tainted by having their publicly posted, easily searchable secrets compiled into one easy-to-use display of mockery. Indeed, the dreaded Dramatica article is seen by many furries as the nuclear option. Mutually assured destruction; if one goes down, he'll most certainly take his foe with him.
Of course, not being a total retard and using a name that couldn't be immediately traced back could negate that entirely. Conner, regretfully, didn't think that far ahead before plunging right into things.
"lawl Draconas i get u banned XD"
It was time for Conner's seasonal break-up feud, and he had decided to spice things up this go-round and take an initiative to have his ex shitcanned from Fur Affinity. Unsurprisingly, this caused his ex to become quite infuriated at the perceived miscarriage of internet justice, and sent him on a warpath of indignation across the rest of the internet. Had Conner merely been content with fucking up furfaggotry for his victim, he could have quite easily chalked it up as a win and bragged to all his future fuckbuddies about that time he liek ttyl troll'd that guy awhile back. He instead decided to up that ante and Dramatica that bitch, determined to claim epic win over his foe.
Conner had banished his ex from Fur Affinity and, as he saw it, trolled him quite well. Draconas had now threatened him with death and had made quite the scene on YouTube and DeviantArt over the incident. Less awesome for Conner, however, was that nobody else seemed to care, even though he maintained he had just pulled off some epic shit and everybody else just didn't realize the scope of it all yet. Oh, but they would! Conner, himself not unknown to Dramaticans, began compiling his own wishlist against Draconas and all the laughs he had gotten from his jilted ex, most of which were allegedly because of his white knighting of Conner himself. That it wasn't actually that amusing to anyone but him be damned, Draconas would be on Encyclopedia Dramatica. And hell, while he was at it, he may as well remove some of the more "unnecessary" aspects from his own section. He was bringing in them lulz like a champ, he figured, and Dramatica owed him that much at least. And of course, he may have had one or two other jilted lovers in mind, so his disapproval alone justified pages as well!
And what the hell, since he's in the neighborhood anyway, why not plug his band? Four birds with one stone!
Unfortunately, Conner's weak offering wasn't enough for an article's worth of humiliation for Draconas or any other of his boring ex cyberfuck friends, much less a free pass to pointless edit wars and page blanking, despite his insistence of the contrary.
Conner Gets Pissed Off and Just Does it Himself
Fed up with the lack of cooperation and angry that his personal army faggotry had led himself to being documented on Encyclopedia Dramatica, Conner took it upon himself to write the entire thing single handedly. The results, a sloppily assembled vanity page about him totally trolling his ex, was less than commendable. Worth noting, however, is his repeated mentioning of himself (in the third person) as a faggot and how most of Draconas' problems were because of white knighting said faggot.
Shortly after Conner wrote the Draconas Rayne article, this article was read by an enterprising lulzmonger of the Patriotic Nigras. Said nigra instantly recognized Conner's name from earlier trollings of MrDisambiguation's personal tolerance gestapo, the "New*Furry*Military". Upon discovering that he already had Conner's dox, the troll went and posted them on Draconas' YouTube page. This of course, led not only to Conner putting up a shield of lies on the troll's channel, but indignant furries crying on Draconas' Furaffinity page.
Conner has recently announced that his internet is being "cancelled" by his mother. Permanently. Interestingly enough, this has nothing to do with his dox being dropped. Nope. Totally a coincidence. Also puzzling to us, is how Conner lives with his mate in New York, yet his mom still has control over his internet. Clearly, this is a complex and elaborate setup, designed to fool the trolls. Knowing Conner and his past actions, he's just too smart to leave his personal information lying around.
To commemorate the occasion, he posted the best of his dog vore collection.
The Deadly Wolves
Indeed, it became more and more obvious that Conner's insistence of Draconas' humiliation stemmed not only from a desire to destroy his ex, but to plug his faggy ass music. The Deadly Wolves seemed to be not only epic trolls but musical savants as well. What better place to spread the word than to ED itself after they released such a smackdown of epic proportions upon their foes?
And exposure they needed, since The Deadly Wolves literally couldn't even give their music away.
A spiteful attempt at revenge? Publicity stunt gone awry? The world may never know.
Fortunately for us all, Conner's "Mommy's taking away my internet!" excuse was just a clever ploy on his part to try and shake his newfound infamy. Figuring that people believing a 20 year old man had his internet access completely controlled by his mum was the less embarrassing cover, Conner used the diversion and began registering to Encyclopedia Dramatica yet again, only this time instead of trying his hardest to cobble together a decent page for Draconas, Conner surmised that he could pretend to be several 'close' acquaintances of Conner who wanted only for his page to be as accurate as possible. First on the agenda for these fresh faces would be to correct all those unfortunate mistakes all the previous trolls had confused for legit info; dox, messenger handles, Youtube channels, that sort of thing.
Somehow, fellow ED editors began to get suspicious: not all was right with these newbies. A common theme was shared amongst them, in particular a strange lack of understanding of memes and chanspeak, an inherent desire to pull specific information from the page, and the less than courteous response to senior contributors asking them politely to cease their repeated, detrimental adds. However obvious it was from the start that Conner was merely pretending to be his own friends the entire time, desperation and frustration deluded his attempts from "Poorly Veiled" to "Not Even Trying". Among these desperation efforts, a few stood out.
The Mysterious Case of the Million MacroFurrys
One of the lazier attempts at deception, Conner registered to Encyclopedia Dramatica under his YouTube famous Macrofurry handle. Inserting himself into a discussion, appropriately about a recent video that had been posted- and then deleted- on said channel (in which Conner had announced he was returning from the internet exile he was forced into due to trolls, because he had since discovered that haters had indeed made him famous), Macrofurry attempted to persuade the crowd that Conner wasn't really THE Macrofurry, but merely a contributor to a channel with several users that operated the channel daily. In fact, Macrofurry declared, Conner wasn't even really into macrophilia that much!.
There were just one or two things wrong with Macro's version of events.
- Conner, on his
ConnerHemming Youtube profileNew Gaming Profile, specifically links to MacroFurry, informing people that is where he will post macro fetish fodder.
- Conner favorites macro fetish art constantly.
- Announced "leaving" the MacroFurry account due to the Conner Hemming article on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
- Returned to the MacroFurry account insisting that the Conner Hemming page only served to provide more views for the Macrofurry account.
- At no point previously was there any indication that Macrofurry on YouTube had been more than a single user.
When confronted with this overwhelming wall of evidence contrary to his claims, Conner's autistic fury kicked in, and he proceeded to retaliate with a defense that rivaled "If it don't fit you must acquit"; that the trolls, by linking Conner Hemming with Macrofurry and taunting him with sarcastic comments, therefore must believe every furfag into macrophilia must be Conner!
Conner then decided he would waste every hour he spent trying to convince Encyclopedia Dramatica that he wasn't a macrophile that used sockpuppets to defend himself, and went onto a macrophile forum and proceeded to show them what those dumb ol trolls had said not an hour after they had said it, begging them that, hey, since they were in the neighborhood, they might as well register and help him vandalize the page. Proving to us all that he fails at the basic process of learning from his past mistakes.
Battle of the Butt Burglars
In a fine example of stubbornness, Conner fought the good fight, confident that like the Wolfee Darkfangs and Wet Rabbits before him, flinging himself headfirst into drama at every given opportunity would eventually pay off. And demonstrating that classic Conner Hemming judgment that got him this far, Conner decided he would take infamous crybaby and sick fuck extraordinaire Cid Silverwing as his new battle ally and bff. Remember that whole thing we said earlier about "Surrounding himself with people as crazy as himself"? Conner took this shit to whole new levels here.
Conner May Just Be The Biggest Retard Ever
Frustrated and depressed that his new love, like everyone else, was sick of seeing him around, Conner decided to come up with a way to strike back at his once-beloved gimp. In doing so, he came up with the most outlandish, unbelievable response to anything ever and, had it not have been Cid Silverwing he was talking to, would have immediately been mocked and exiled as he had been hundreds of times before. Luck smiled upon Conner today however.
—You'd think even a retard would see this makes no sense. Cid however is no ordinary retard.
That's right. Conner Hemming, in an attempt to make somebody, anybody believe he wasn't a total loser that even the bottom rung of a fringe element of losers wanted nothing to do with him, told Cid Silverwing that he wrote his own Encyclopedia Dramatica article himself. For attention. Which he got. And then only pretended to be trolled, ridiculed over it, and attempt to blank several times to throw people off the trail. That the entire ordeal was a rather large, elaborate, and complex troll he had planned from the very beginning, all in the name of tricking Cid into having cybersex with him so he could hand over logs to the trolls and have them added onto the Encyclopedia Dramatica page.
It's unknown exactly why Conner thought saving logs of himself initiating sex with, passionately declaring love for, and confiding suicidal thoughts (over a page full of screencaps and logs of shit he admitted to having done, no less) to Cid Silverwing all in the name of obtaining boring, uninteresting sex logs filled with nasty furry bullshit would ever end up making him look good, or even the lesser of two freaks, but we at Encyclopedia Dramatica are sure glad he did.
Update: He now denies he ever admitted to making his own article, opting now to insist he was a super secret triple agent, pretending to troll Cid but really trying to find super secret evidence about who actually wrote the articles! Until the next time he and Cid get into a lovers quarrel. Then he'll probably be super ween troll again.
Draconas Rayne Vs. Conner Hemming: They're doing it wrong
So very wrong. As a quick glance at their respective blogs, Deviant Arts and whatever Fur Affinity accounts they manage to sneak past moderation will reveal, Conner Hemming and Draconas have, figuratively and literally, kissed and made up. Draconas can now be seen, once again, vigorously defending Conner from the new swarms of trolling this article has earned him.
Yes, the weeks long blood feud essentially now pointless, Conner and Draconas will surely be too busy defending each others cyber honor and furry dignity from the trolls each worked so hard to provoke for the other. It should be at this point that two people would realize their problems were entirely of their own making; that, by using rationalization and a healthy dose of maturity, these problems could have been avoided entirely and that many new problems may be skipped in the future. Thankfully, Conner and Draconas are gigantic furry faggots who know the real solution is to get a furry mob together and STOPCONNERSTROLLS!
Conner Fun Facts
- His nick means "one who cons", and Conner lives up to the true meaning of his name. In January 2013, Conner the conner ripped off a foreigner who paid him money for some furry art shit. When the person who paid for Conner's crap art asked about it, he was told:
—Conner, on the Artists Beware LJ community
- By his own account, Conner's epic trolling of his ex's began after being laughed at for being an emo faggot.
- Despite bragging for busting people for ban evasion, Conner is so obessed with furry porn that he's made
at least 50over 100 sockpuppets to repeatedly sign up to Fur Affinity, as well as several on Second Life, and Deviant Art. And because most of said accounts consist of the words 'Conner', 'Hemming', 'Cobalt', 'Foxxet', 'Maylyk', 'paws' or 'The Last Werewolf' (sometimes even with 'Shadow' as a prefix), in some way, these accounts are instantly found and rebanned. This pretty much proves that he's as transparent as glass when it comes to straying from the truth and ban-evading. It's really hard to take him seriousley at first glance because of this.
- Conner was told he could skirt ban evasion rules due to a special understanding he had with ChaseVRocket, who assured him his blatantly obvious accounts would be safe. Conner, for once, did not listen and reported the said admin to Dragoneer.
- Conner once commissioned a fullbody fursuit from Jesskitt for well over $1,000, which fell apart less than a year later. This resulted in delicious drama, however not enough to prevent Conner from proudly wearing said terribly made suit around the house posing for pictures.
- Conner is incredibly fond of showing off his Encyclopedia Dramatica article to what he believes are friends, encouraging them to spam the page in his honor. It never works and he usually just registers another sockpuppet to do it himself.
- In between band practice and bouts of drama, Conner enjoys a good macro foot fetish roleplay from time to time.
- A quick inspection of any screencaps he's made reveals that he has notorious furry pr0n site, e621, bookmarked.
- If you have a half hour to kill, you can send Conner into a pretty entertaining schizophrenic episode.
- He will ban you from chatrooms he owns if you make fun of him
Uses cancer as an excuse for not finding a better job than working for minimum wage at a RiteAIDSupposedly "quit" because "I'm partially deaf"
- Claims that the failure of a fursuit was payed for with money from "some random guy who payed him on SL"
- He used to e-date a 16 year old girl who lives in the UK, only to be using her for artwork. He faked his own death, pretending to be someone called Nyandash to tell her about his so-called fake death. She blocked him, but he kept hacking her, and on this day, he attempts to "win her heart" again because he tells her he "truly" loves her.
- If you really want to cause him asspain on websites like Weasyl, but you are too much of a pussy to risk being banned, just thank him for favorites or watches. And watch the rage commence.
- He enjoys any kind of attention, even negative. Which is why he still desperately talks to people who've made it pretty clear that they hate him.
- Even to this day he still tries deleting/vandalizing this article, even after claiming several times that he "doesn't care anymore".
- He loves charging huge amounts of money for his MS Paint doodles or to re-color someone else's art.
- He will spam art streams and chatrooms begging for free art, if that fails, he will come back with another name and ask for free art, the names usually involve foxes, diapers, and babyfurs (EX: foxpawdiaperlover34345) if THAT fails, he will come back, and start spamming random fist-smashing keyboard spam tactics
- Instead of manning up to his mistakes, he just makes a whole new persona every time, because he thinks pushing his problems under a rug and not handling them like a normal fucking adult human being is a-ok
- He can be seen occasionally terrorizing babyfurs on Second Life
- His ban evasion accounts on art sites are easy to spot because the favorites usually consist of foot fetish or macro art
—One could only dream...
A Strange Boy Doing Strange Things
Most of which involve a dog.
I'll Zuck Ya Dick
Copyright violations Copyright violations
- "gaming" channel
- Because 2 accounts aren't enough...
- apparently is/is going to be his blogging channel
- Current FA account
- Macro furry who yells at people for shouting thanks on his page? Seems legit (new)
Banned new ban evasion account Banned Banned is it really that hard for him to make up names other than "conner, cobalt, shadow, strawberry?" Banned, so it was him. janakblue Either his or his butt buddy's new account Banned - Here we are 4 years later and the pathetic little Asspie is still trying to make accounts on FA. Is being used as a sockpuppet; "thats why it has a FEMALE as the icon". Now it's his main account.Apparently has left DA.
- Presumably abandoned
- His Shitty Webcomic fanclub
- An account he's using to upload the macro furry fetish art that he himself made
abondoned Deleted. His DJ group on DA
- Another account for his shitty art.
- Current active twitter as of 7/27/2017
Changed username Changed username Banned Abandoned Gone Suspended. A "backup" Twitter, probably in case he acts like an asshole and gets suspended from Twitter again. <--Current and active Deleted because it was added here. It's backCurrently suspended. Deleted Secondary account (Claiming it's his "sibling" but it's obvious it's him) no longer a parody account, new owner decided to hand it over and turn it into a personal account "paws the wolf" either conner hacked it or the owner gave up trying Hate group for Conner on Twitter. bunnyAbandoned Yet another Twitter account. Now pretending to be a <--Adult account [Deleted] Abandoned. <--Supposed "Macro Fans" group account, but it's really just Conner. <--Conner and "friends'" fake Podcast show [He's pretty much proving that this account is just him, as he's <s>now was using it as his primary account when he deleted StrawberryPawz. Pretty sure if it was a shared account, the other users wouldn't be happy about that.]deleted Deleted his primary twitter account, kind of sad how he keeps renaming it bewteen "theshadowconner" and "shadowconner". yeah, real original, zach abandoned abandoned Deleted Baaaawwwwleeeted yet again. Lol.
- not him, but who else would be a "Pawslut" named Malik (His cotton-candy ass Dragon character's name, by the way.) Inactive. Another ALT, claiming it's
- Yet another alt. Inactive as well.
- Other adult account. Chalk-full of Zach's furry porn RPs.
- Eighteenth verse, same as the first!
- A LITTLE BIT LOUDER AND A WHOLE LOT WORSE!
- LMAO trying to run this as his "mate" It's probably him. VERY inactive.
- Pretty hilarious parody account of Conner.
- His Steam profile
His Main Website, - Note that none of the art, not even what's listed to buy from him, is his.
- Shadowconner on Inkbunny Funny how it has the same icon as his "girlfriend" on Twitter.
'Fan Page' Of Conner on FacebookDeleted Conner's Facebook pageDeleted
- Conner's "Band" on Wikifur
- Wikifur article
- Conner on Flickr Lots of screenshots of drama.
Conner on SheezyartEntire website is dead lol
- Conner on SoFurry
Conner on WeasylDeleted
- PawzCAST on Facebook
Conner's current FacebookDeleted Conner's NEW current FacebookDeleted Conner's club No members lolDeleted Conner's Anti Troll Group on DA Butthurt much?Deleted
- http://pastebin.ca/2249897 dox
- Conners google+ Friendship required to see most of his posts.
Conner on NabynWebsite is gone Conner's FormspringAnother website that is gone Conner's Main Website Including prices and ordering for his "Commissions"Deleted Pawzcast, - His radio show. Interview with Conner on Furry News NetworkWebsite is gone
- Conner on XDADevelopers Why is he even on there?
- Reddit account
- Spotify account with playlists Judge his music taste if you want to
- (Watch how many times these change)
- E-mail: email@example.com
- E-mail: Commissions@strawberrypawz.com
- MSN: firstname.lastname@example.org
- AIM: ChronicMegedagik (Main)
- AIM: ipodconner
- Yahoo: shadowconner
- Skype: PawzCAST
Skype: ipawedmyself Skype: ShadowConner Skype: nyandashy
- Skype: DJStrawberrypawz
- Skype: corgifox
- Skype gamingwithpawz (Main)
XBox Live: Strawberrypawz
- PS3 Handle: Strawberrypawz
XBox Live ReeseFlvrdDrulx
- Telegram: BraidenFenakin
Discord: FoxxetPaws#2091 Discord: Ashiato Watakashi#2091 Discord: AshiatoPaws#2091 Discord: AshiPaws#2091
- Discord: AshiPaws#7297
- Discord: Braiden#9566 (alt)
Discord: Ashiato Watakashi#1234
- Discord: Zard#5809 (alt)
- Discord: Norted Ashi#7297
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