WARNING:With Jews, you lose!
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The RIAA, also known as The MAFIAA, is an extremely important and vital organization of Jews created with the sole purpose of jacking up CD prices and suing people who own music in any form. The RIAA's President is a fat Jew dyke who enjoys taking kids and old people to court because they downloaded "Happy Birthday" and other public domain holiday songs, gives rimjobs to record label presidents and "recently" apologized for being so mean and unfunny to everybody.
In the 2008 trial of the RIAA vs The Pirate Bay, the RIAA were seeking $13 million dollars in damages for 34 cases of copyright infringement - one per file. That means the download of one file, song, movie or video game is worth about $382,353. Vanilla Ice has produced 112 songs, according to the RIAA his entire catalogue is worth $42,823,529. The average 8GB iPod can hold about 2,000 songs. According to the RIAA, that's worth $764,705,882 dollars, making it the most valuable object pound-for-pound on the planet. It's estimated that over the entire existance of The Pirate Bay, there's been roughly a billion downloads. That's $382 trillion dollars. Counting all sources, from cash to stocks to banks, roughly $8.3 trillian dollars exist in the world. According to the RIAA, The Pirate Bay has stolen about 46 times more dollars than actually exist on Earth.
- RIAA is not a mammal.
- RIAA fights injustice ALL the time.
- The purpose of the RIAA is to flip out and sue people.
- In 2005, at least 100 pounds of sand were removed from the vaginas of RIAA employees and attorneys.
- Like child predators, the RIAA takes pleasure in tracking down children and raping them for all they are worth.
- The RIAA loves the horse cock.
- The RIAA thinks they have jurisdiction outside of the USA.
- RIAA has become one with the Corporate Cunts ideology.
- It's founded, owned, and run by Jews.
- You need to bring the RIAA down NOW.
What The RIAA Will Do To You
What The RIAA Will Do For You
Grandmothers and Lawsuits
The RIAA has a severe dislike of old people, particularly those of female persuasion. After the aforementioned old person's grandson downloaded a fuck all amount of songs off a "-ster" site, they did not go after the site (That would occur later in what would become World War 2.0), they didn't even go after the thieving little bastard, they instead went after the grandmother.
They sued her for every penny she had, totally raping her retirement plan, and crushing what spirit she had left. Feminazis everywhere went batshit crazy, the AARP collectively suffered a stroke, and lawyers everywhere shook their heads (while secretly lining their pockets from the lawsuits).
The RIAA recently published a new article warning pregnant women of possible birth defects due to listening to pirated death metal. It went on to mention that syphilis and AIDS are both caused by the continued piracy and circulation of copyrighted music. A piratekiller has been preemptively deployed to punish those pirates who are responsible for this suffering.
Interestingly enough, one of the joys of living in Canada (aside from the free health care which includes free surgeries that would cost $1,000,000,000 USD and the pain meds that are epic win) is that the MPAA and RIAA have no legal clout. Canada levies a tax on all recordable media like CD-R's, cassettes and VHS tapes that is paid as hush money to the RIAA and MPAA. This allows Canadians to download, archive and share MP3's and AVI movies freely and burn "archival copies in the format of their choice" at will. When the RIAA attempted to bend Canadians over the desk and ass rape them for intellectual property theft, Canadians as a whole laughed in their faces and pointed to the taxation and copyright laws that state that a Canadian can download, share and fuck the RIAA up the ass at will because they are given money to shut the fuck up. In short, Canada pwns the asses of the MPAA and RIAA. This is the only known reason to live in the frozen wasteland of fail called Canada. Too bad loli is illegal.
It might also have something to do with the fact that they are THEIR OWN INDEPENDENT COUNTRY WITH THEIR OWN SEPARATE LEGAL SYSTEM.
Recently, however, there has been quite a few changes that could make living in Canada suck.
Intellectual property = Actual property
—Deborah Robinson - Regional Counsel, Anti-Piracy Div., RIAA
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