Craigslist Romantic Forums
Ostensibly about asking for and giving romantic advice, Craigslist Romantic Forums (RoFo) is a sludgefest of creepy old men begging for tit pics, single mother attention whores neglecting their crotchfruit in an attempt to gain validation from strangers on the internet, sociopathic trolls and various other gutter trash. Forum Trolling is taken to new levels on RoFo, since anonymous posting is allowed.
- 1 Trolls
- 2 Celebrity Rofoers
- 3 Attention Whores
- 4 Funny Posts
- 5 See also
—amy-lee, one of skinnybluejean's troll handles
—Qat, flipping out on some girl that blew him off., [RoFo:Qat]
Qat is a Craigslist RoFo regular and an obese loser in his 40s who tries to hit on cute women and ends up trolling them when they try to ignore him. He posted pictures of himself in drag. Had one decent GF his entire life, who left him after he beat her up. He allegedly beat up his elderly father as well. Has admitted having phone sex with a 15 year old girl. Repeatedly loses his handle by mods. Currently posts as HansGruber
Penguins is a bachelor in his 50s who continually posts pro-liberal and anti-Trump posts on this romantic advice forum - for hours and hours a day. Reactions are predictable. Penguins has been identified as Jeffrey Hoffman from Oakland California. He purports to be a former "Green Technology" financial analyst and current Green Tech social media maven. It was later found out he was fired from Target and lives in a group home supported by his father and smokes pot all day long. He's easily baited into throwing a fit. He's used and lost dozens of usernames on craigslist.
Some of his known usernames: AllInclusiveMalice, AngryUkranianPimp, AnonSpermDonor, Bad_Hat_Harry, Benny_Goldberg, BenYankin, BriannaBlahBlah, CigarStoreIndian, DogPost, Endless-snooze, faggimore, Fappy_Fappy, FatherOfTheFetus, future_ex-rofoer, halfbrain, HamasAndEggs, Handle_Messiah, Handle_Changer, HandleChanger, Handle-Messiah, i_licka_you_ass, Julie-in-HR, KickAssVagina, kristenperfect, Kudos-for-Mittens, Lesula-the-Prophet, Lions_in_Snowjob, LouisPrima, Luxury_Trabant, Mr_Darcy, MrPangloss, Paddy_OSteinberg, NewPenguinsHandle, Pan_Demic, Paramount_Equity, Parasoiled, PedophileGravy, PenguinsInJacuzzi, PenguinsInOakland, Penis-Proprietor, Powder-is-an-Idiot, pubalistic, Randomly_Generated, RandomlyGenerated, Randomly-Generated, recipe-troll, ReverendHortonHot, RittMomney, RoFoThousandaire, Sick_Rantorum, Soon_to_be_dead, Soon_to_be_Fred, StevieTheScumbag, tardparty, teen-hee-er, Teen-RE-banned, TheGreenAvenger, TransFatAirways, TurkeysInJacuzzi, WeakSauceMcCunty, Wrongshlong, www_rentatroll_com, YouAreSoButthurt, ZachCatshit, ZombiesInJacuzzi
Parrot a guy who viciously harassers other RoFo users. Creates handles that impersonate and mock these users. Seems to be on a campaign to destroy the life of qat. He's contacted qat's employers, the police and anyone else that could get qat into trouble.
Despite being only 37 years old, BriannaBella's meth addiction makes her look 60. She has dated some of the biggest losers on Rofo. She lived with a guy in his 50s that goes by the handle achilles13, until he kicked her out. She subsequently shacked up with and then married a 5'2" Mexican guy who uses the handle worlds_best_love. They sit around in his subsidized minority slum housing and smoke pot all day long. She makes pathetic posts on rofo stating how great her live is, but everybody just laughs at her.
This hag constantly trolls other "rofoettes" (female rofoers). In one incident, she trolled a person with the handle "bluuesy" about her autistic son, calling him a retard and saying bluuesy should spend more time with him rather than posting on rofo. She gets insanely jealous and paranoid that other women are trying to fuck her piece of shit husband. Her husband once told another rofoette named fauxciopath that fauxciopath has nice "pumpkins". BriannaBella flipped out and sent fauxciopath several threatening emails. fauxciopath posted the emails on rofo and Brianna flipped out.
Xander_Crews / Ken Leonard
A midget with a Napoleon complex that married a used up, pumped and dump slut with the handle of 4lorn just before her expiration date. Allegedly 4lorn cuckolded xander with another forum member called apache501. Whenever xander gets trolled about being a cuck, he goes into meltdown mode and threatens the forum with mass murder, making references to columbine. Also ridiculed for being having his overpriced condo in a San Francisco bay area ghetto foreclosed. Had a particularly funny troll that followed him around making death threats against him, his wife and his baby. Xander has been identified as Ken Leonard of Pinole CA.
—Xander likes to project
An obnoxious alcoholic attention whore that attacks female forum users. Her trolling often centers around infertility. Lost her job as a substitute teacher and now claims to be living in Costa Rica. Nobody believes that, however.
Not really a troll as much as an attention whore and slut. Allegedly flew across the country to fuck a married man.
HappyHappy/FierceVixen/Anti-Crush Dated lions-in-snow until he abandoned her in the middle of nowhere during a hike. Had some sort of mental break down, afterwards. Admits to having herpes.
Alleged mudshark and dishonorably discharged army vet. Alternates between using RoFo as her personal blog to posting the world's most boring shit, viciously attacking everyone else on the message board, and threatening suicide, threatening to kill her 5 year old daughter and to shoot up the daycare she works at. Has about 100 different handles. Currently stalked by her ex-BF sex-offender named Earl. Known handle names: sweetlovegoddess SkinnyBlueJeans (banned) MissJessica PinkBabyCakes Amy-Lee (banned) bluebeatingheart Bearcookie MissPromQueen (banned) ThePerfectWife OhSoLonely MrsPrincessKitty Freakbaby Babyblueeyes DelightfulBeauty (banned) BlackHighHeels (banned)
Famed cannibal, snuff film producer and ass pirate Luka posted on rofo several times since at least 2008 using sockpuppets, though mostly spamming the forum about himself rather than interacting with anyone. His posts usually stated "Luka Magnotta is the new Marylin Monroe  .
qat gets ridiculed off the legal forums.
unk I've been harassed and stalked off of RoFo for < HansGruber >
: . . if you can't stand the heat, < I_Douchius >
: . . : . . That's just a random example. I could offer you < HansGruber >
: . . : . . : . . where do you live? what's your address? < Pullerized >
: . . : . . : . . Well, you shouldn't have hooked up with him < Laughing_Gravy >
: . . : . . : . . : . . Why is this "stupid"? § < HansGruber >
: . . : . . : . . "he"? you know it's a "he"? and how < I_Douchius >
: . . : . . : . . : . . yes. § < HansGruber >
: . . : . . : . . : . . : . . 4 questions, one answer = non responsive. § < I_Douchius >
: . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . yes/yes/put together things i said over the < HansGruber >
: . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . "..put together things.." like pics you < I_Douchius >
: . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . You're a fucking idiot. This forum is "legal", < HansGruber >
: . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . the idiot is the one who posts pics of < I_Douchius >
: . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . So since that's a little mulatto baby < Hoofihijinto >
: . . : . . Heres a sample of OPs violent post that get < Molly_Kate >
: . . : . . : . . Oh my. § < Hoofihijinto >
: . . there's only one way this person got your < MDofficeMGR >
: . . : . . How they got the info is 100% irrelevant. < HansGruber >
: . . : . . : . . Tell Dorothy & the Wizard I said 'Hi' § < bilgebaby >
: . . : . . : . . : . . Whatever that means. § < HansGruber >
: . . : . . : . . : . . : . . It means you live in a 'magical' kingdom < bilgebaby >
: . . : . . : . . You made the mess, ya douche. Now you want.... < Net_snoop >
: . . : . . : . . : . . Me, ME, MEE!! I'm now on the case! < Hoofihijinto >
: . . Qat sounds like 90% of every other CL poster < Batesville_Caskets >
: . . : . . Jeffy Hunny has you beat hands down Goober < JailhouseLawyer-ET >
: . . When you open your mouth, expect a dick < bilgebaby >
: . . : . . See above. Totally irrelevant. Wrong is wrong. § < HansGruber >
: . . : . . : . . Stupid is stupid. < Hoofihijinto >
: . . LOL.....what kind of idiot.... < UNKNOWN2015 >
One of BriannaBella's Meltdowns
Qat's Issues with Women
Harassment Qat Receives From Parrot and others
Besides this obvious attack article, Qat get viciously trolled by a mysterious Rofoer known as "Parrot". Parrot has had several handles over the years. He sporadically attacks other users, but mainly focuses on Qat. Parrot has attempted to take the trolling into IRL
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