Criteria for Speedy Deletion
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The criteria for speedy deletion is a process used by Bureaucratic Fucks on Wikipedia to get rid of all the spam, vanity, vandalism, nonsense, and anything else that they decide is "inappropriate for the encyclopedia".
Why does this happen? Well, bitches don't know about the criteria, as Wikipe-tan points out. They just naively think that Wikipedia is "about everything" and proceed to insert material into the encyclopedia that does not cite any references or sources. The typical Wikipedophile spends over 9000 hours of their life continually monitoring and inspecting the pages that these newfags create, most of which are utter shit. It is estimated that at least one attack page is created on Wikipedia every minute, mainly consisting of 13-year-old boys causing these nerds distress by adding vandalism and harassment against their best friends and the discoveries of computer science graduates from New Delhi, India. The page itself is incredibly TL;DR, so you too should not read it.
Help waste the time of Wikipedia admins and new page watchers by creating moar inappropriate pages on Wikipedia. The ultimate prize is to see your page protected to prevent creation (or 'salted') and appearing in a protection log!
Criteria for speedy deletion on ED
- Pure faggotry.
- Unfunny articles, the sort of fail that Uncyclopedia is crammed with.
- GRIDS that is killing ED: see Exhibit A, Exhibit B, Exhibit C, & Exhibit D.
- Urbandictionary entries
- Unwarranted self-importance/Vanity articles.
- Things these people don't like for whatever reason without needing some bureaucratic list.
Bitches don't know about the GNU Free Documentation License
What these noobs don't realise is that in the small print, they have signed over everything they have written to Jimbo Wales already. That means that he can use your biography and personal details if you post them, even if they appear to have been deleted, they are ALL still stored on Wikipedia's database (srsly). This is because Jimbo is a fucking faggot and also a control freak who thinks that he rules the Internet. THINK FOR YOURSELF! We should stage a coup d'etat on Wikipedia of Jimbo Wales, where we take him out IRL, and block all the admins etcetera and fill it with vandalism... for the lulz.
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