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From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Cybersex or Cybering is surprisingly enough, "sex" that takes place on the Internet. Usually on an AOL, MSN or IRC conversation between two lonely Internet users who cannot get laid IRL. As expected 99% of people that have cybersex are guys, because pretending to be a female is easy. The remaining 1% are often traps. This is because we all know that there are no girls on the internet.
Cybersex can be compared to role-playing, since neither person is actually having real sex. The two cybersexers begin to type out various "actions" like "I am unzipping ur pants and touchin ur dick." The users then begin to masturbate and type out more "actions" until they reach climax, and then the session is over. Neither user will probably ever chat with each other again.
Such is life.
Another, more fucked up version of cybersex is mudsex. Those who engage in this typically develop IRL feelings for one other. This is generally a symptom of 'sad bastard disease', and should be reported to the proper authorities immediately so that government kill-teams can contain the infection.
The lulz of it
A good place to find cybering partners is Perverted-Justice.
[05:39:13] [faight] Cyber with me, Nihilanth [05:39:32] [Nihilanth] faight how do you liek it [05:39:37] • Nihilanth puts on robe and wizard hat with mudkip on it [05:39:44] [faight] omg [05:39:48] [faight] I'm done. [05:39:52] [faight] that was all I needed [05:39:59] [Tehdork] lolol [05:40:07] [Nihilanth] <3 [05:40:17] [faight] ilu
Coolguy12342: so Coolguy12342: its like Coolguy12342: real Coolguy12342: ? BalletRC10: mmhmm Coolguy12342: k good Coolguy12342: i cant wait to fuck BalletRC10: lol Coolguy12342: mm its going to be so good BalletRC10: i knoww Coolguy12342: want2cyber? BalletRC10: ummmm BalletRC10: sure BalletRC10: are u alone Coolguy12342: yeah BalletRC10: alright Coolguy12342: mm Coolguy12342: my cock is throbbing in my pants BalletRC10: oo eli Coolguy12342: mm Coolguy12342: how wet its your pussy BalletRC10: its dripping baby Coolguy12342: mm i take off your pants and reveal your sexy thong Coolguy12342: your moist pussy is wetting it all up Coolguy12342: how bad do you wanna suck my cock BalletRC10: mmm very bad Coolguy12342: so start sucking bitch BalletRC10: as i rip off ur pants and boxers BalletRC10: and start licking the tip very slowly BalletRC10: all around BalletRC10: sucking lightly Coolguy12342: mm Coolguy12342: i like that baby Coolguy12342: keep going BalletRC10: licking it all over BalletRC10: up and down BalletRC10: going up and down very slowly Coolguy12342: mm im getitng precum all in your mouth BalletRC10: mmm BalletRC10: and i spit it out BalletRC10: i like the real stuff Coolguy12342: mmm Coolguy12342: i like you like the real stuff Coolguy12342: i wanna eat your pussy out so bad Coolguy12342: i take off your sexy thong Coolguy12342: is it nice and hairy gfor me baby? Coolguy12342: mm BalletRC10: mm no hair Coolguy12342: i get on my knees and spread your4 legs over m shoulders Coolguy12342: i get my face all up in your hot vagina and stick my nose in it real deep Coolguy12342: yo ulike that baby? BalletRC10: ooo eli BalletRC10: don't stop Coolguy12342: i back up a little bit and start attacking it with my tongue Coolguy12342: its a wild dragon in your cavernous vagina Coolguy12342: nad you love it Coolguy12342: yuou squeal in glee BalletRC10: lol BalletRC10: mmm BalletRC10: eli BalletRC10: i'm dripping Coolguy12342: mm good Coolguy12342: start giving me head again BalletRC10: alright BalletRC10: let me shove my mouth all the way down BalletRC10: so i'm deep thoating BalletRC10: and spitting on it Coolguy12342: mm baby it feels so good Coolguy12342: i shove my cock real deep into your throat and start skull fucking you Coolguy12342: i hit your throat so hard you start to bleed but you love it Coolguy12342: baby Coolguy12342: r u there???????????????????? BalletRC10: yess Coolguy12342: keep going crazy bitch BalletRC10: nmmm like this really deep thoating BalletRC10: i nearly spit up Coolguy12342: are you masturbating irl???? BalletRC10: mmhmmm Coolguy12342: withj what BalletRC10: my fingers Coolguy12342: mm Coolguy12342: how many Coolguy12342: can you send a pic? BalletRC10: no Coolguy12342: ill send one of my cock BalletRC10: i'll find out tommorow right Coolguy12342: mm baby Coolguy12342: im so horny now ythough BalletRC10: i know but u should wait Coolguy12342: noo Coolguy12342: mel come on Coolguy12342: do it Coolguy12342: please Coolguy12342: for me babe? BalletRC10: i don't so that stuff Coolguy12342: come on babe Coolguy12342: for me????? BalletRC10: mm not yet Coolguy12342: ok BalletRC10: i promise u will be amazed Coolguy12342: mmm Coolguy12342: im excited Coolguy12342: if we dont hang out tomorrow Coolguy12342: promise i get a pic? BalletRC10: nooo Coolguy12342: pleasee BalletRC10: i'll think about it okay IM BalletRC10 sometime! She loves to cyber
<makapaka> hi baby...wana cyber with this horny guy? <Hotgirlass231> ...sure <makapaka> good!have u got msn,dear? <Hotgirlass231> You start <Hotgirlass231> no <makapaka> kneel down in front of me and pull down my shorts <Hotgirlass231> Ok pulls down shorts <makapaka> and tell me what u see,baby <Hotgirlass231> I see a hard cock staring me in the face ;) <makapaka> yeeeeaaa!u have strong eyes! <makapaka> do u wanna taste <makapaka> ? <Hotgirlass231> Sure *starts licking* <makapaka> mmmm <makapaka> i throw my head back and breathe deep! <makapaka> good<makapaka> yeeeeaaa!u have strong eyes! <makapaka> do u wanna taste <makapaka> ? <Hotgirlass231> Sure *starts licking* <makapaka> mmmm <makapaka> i throw my head back and breathe deep! <makapaka> good <makapaka> and i look at you and caress your hair <Hotgirlass231> *starts sucking harder* <makapaka> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh <makapaka> i take your head in my hands andpush my cock deeper into your throat! <Hotgirlass231> *Keeps sucking harder* <makapaka> ooh good! <makapaka> how old are u,baby?! <Hotgirlass231> 19 <Hotgirlass231> u <makapaka> oooh a teen chick!but u look experienced as well!!!!u are a great talent! <makapaka> i am 29 <Hotgirlass231> cool <makapaka> suck me deeper! <makapaka> u naughty slut!make ur man happy! <makapaka> ohh! <Hotgirlass231> Mkay *keeps sucking harder* <makapaka> i moan!i throw my head back and moan!<Hotgirlass231> *keeps sucking harder* <makapaka> pls gimme ur msn,too!let's go on there,baby! <Hotgirlass231> I dont have MSN <makapaka> ym?! <Hotgirlass231> no <makapaka> damn!!!!then i fuck ur mouth deeper! <Hotgirlass231> *keeps sucking harder* <makapaka> i close your nose with my fingers and fuck u breathless!!! <makapaka> oohhh!naughty whore! <Hotgirlass231> *Moans* <makapaka> send me a pic at least! <makapaka> lay down and open legs! <makapaka> it's fuck time! <Hotgirlass231> I can't send a pic, MY COCK IS TOO BIG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL <makapaka> what?!?!?!?! <Hotgirlass231> LOLOLOL <makapaka> are u male?!?!?!?
Another Example II
SoulxStealer: I enter the dungeon and close the cellar door. HornyBabe: im waiting for you wearing barley anything SoulxStealer: I grab my magic wand and start charging it's powers. HornyBabe: i come to you,ripoff ur clother and lie u on the floor SoulxStealer: I put on my wizard's robe and hat. SoulxStealer: I cast my level 10 Penis of Power SoulxStealer: You are now defenseless against my powers. HornyBabe: baby getting so hot, im using my vibrator atm keep going SoulxStealer: I cast my level 23 Hammer of Penetration HornyBabe: tell me what your gonna do to me SoulxStealer: You do not speak unless spoken to, you are my slave and you will cease speaking SoulxStealer: You are only a level 1 Druid and I am a 90th level Shadowknight SoulxStealer: I cast my level 85 Dickslap of Power SoulxStealer: I grab my sword and jam it up your wet cunt. HornyBabe: more baby SoulxStealer: I slice it against your womb HornyBabe: holding back from screaming SoulxStealer: I grab my whip and wait for your next move, ready to [[strike]] at any time HornyBabe: babbbby SoulxStealer: I backhand you because you are worthless. I [[strike]] the whip against your tits. SoulxStealer: As you are screaming in agony I cast my level 90 Cumcharm of Chaos all over your face SoulxStealer: DRINK IT, WENCH SoulxStealer: I am done with you, you may return to your husband.
Another Example III Epic win if you can fuck with them and still make them think they did something wrong.
Bob: i feel you stimulating my g-spot, and almost immediately my pussy starts to gush with juice PolAssho : i press it a little harder then u get really wet Bob: the orgasm rocks my body. you rub the the juice from my pussy all over my body Bob: i lay back, tired from the orgasm. "now it's your turn, I say" Bob: will you be my slave? PolAssho: any day Bob: good... now, then slave. i order you to lick my left nipple PolAssho: so i start to lick it then suck it Bob: now, stop. go get my laundry out of the wash and put it in the dryer PolAssho: oooooooooooooooook PolAssho: i went over and i put it in the dryer Bob: now come back here PolAssho: ... Bob: now i order you to bend over PolAssho: ... i bend over Bob: i insert my rock hard monkey cock into your asshole Bob: and thrust, thrust, thrust Bob: ooh yeah you like that PolAssho: should i if u say i do than i do Bob: i stroke my beard as I penetrate even deeper into you PolAssho: wat the fuck Bob: oo yeah Bob: then i take out my glock and shoot you in the leg Bob: thats what you get for not doing it good enough! PolAssho: sorry first time u know PolAssho: are u serious tho was i that shit Bob: now i order you to be a drug mule for my crips Bob: 5 niggers come into the room, and shove a balloon of cocaine up your ass Bob: "yeah, bitch" says one PolAssho: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook Bob: then they take you to the airport and put you on a flight to the federal prison Bob: you have to deliver the cocaine to an inmate who is in the crips PolAssho: oh yeah well u have aids cause u fucked me PolAssho: and i had aids Bob: too bad, i already have aids PolAssho: pass em on wont u Bob: because you're being a bad slave, i shoot you in the head. bye, faggot PolAssho: here sorry ill try beter next time if theres gonna be a next time Bob: i rape your corpse in the ass with my monster cock Bob: damn im super hard now PolAssho: wats up
Another Example IV
boob_luver2003: hi crushedsodabottle: hi boob_luver2003: how are u? crushedsodabottle: good and u? boob_luver2003: pretty good boob_luver2003: bit bored boob_luver2003: what u up to? crushedsodabottle: nothing. wanna play? boob_luver2003: sure crushedsodabottle: ;) what would you do if i was there? boob_luver2003: mmm boob_luver2003: idk, u male or female? crushedsodabottle: female boob_luver2003: that helps ;) boob_luver2003: nice and warm here boob_luver2003: take u out in the back yard for some sun crushedsodabottle: hmmm sounds good boob_luver2003: rub some lotion on u boob_luver2003: :D crushedsodabottle: hehehe i like boob_luver2003: mmm boob_luver2003: start on ur back at the shoulders and work down crushedsodabottle: hmmm how far down? boob_luver2003: down to the bikini then skip to your feet and start working up crushedsodabottle: mmmm feels good boob_luver2003: get above the knees and move more into side of thighs as move up crushedsodabottle: hmmm i want u boob_luver2003: mmm boob_luver2003: i rub ur nice ass boob_luver2003: sqeezing it together crushedsodabottle: hehe i love it when u touch my ass boob_luver2003: mmm it feels so good crushedsodabottle: mmm can i touch urs? boob_luver2003: mmm by all means crushedsodabottle: i rub ur ass then get on my knees and lick across ur lower back boob_luver2003: oh baby boob_luver2003: i like that crushedsodabottle: ;) hmmm good boob_luver2003: i moan crushedsodabottle: i reach around the front and lightly rub ur huge dick boob_luver2003: oh yeah boob_luver2003: i cant stand it, i try to reach around and touch one of ur breasts crushedsodabottle: i moan and give ur dick a gentle squeeze boob_luver2003: i find the nipple and flick it back and forth crushedsodabottle: mmm boob_luver2003: i turn over and find both nipples with my fingers boob_luver2003: and i move my mouth over the left one and gently lick it crushedsodabottle: oh yea boob_luver2003: then nibble on it crushedsodabottle: mmm making me really horny baby boob_luver2003: oh yeah boob_luver2003: mmm crushedsodabottle: i reach down and slide ur pants off crushedsodabottle: i want to lick it boob_luver2003: mmm boob_luver2003: oh yeah, i get harder with u removing the pants crushedsodabottle: hm... i take off my bikini top and bottom and slide ur cock in my mouth boob_luver2003: mmm, i reach down to your head and pull it toward me while ur mouth is on it crushedsodabottle: oh yea crushedsodabottle: i reach down and begin stroking my cock. i take my head off ur dick then touch it to mine boob_luver2003: WTF
://Neku says: Hello :3 Konata says: ^^ ://Neku says: how r u dooin? Konata says: Got out of a shower :3 ://Neku says: x3 I loves yu Konata says: Me too :3 ://Neku says: :] ar u still sick? : P Konata says: Nope :] Sorry i wuz having a breakfest ://Neku says: itz Kay~ Konata says: =3 ://Neku says: :3 I loves you x3 Konata says: Me too :3 my Slave >=3 ://Neku says: : 0 i ur slave now? : o Konata says: Yesh >=3 ://Neku says: x3 so exactly wat do you want me to doo? Konata says: Raep me :3 ://Neku says: Lolwut? >.< Konata says: I want a cute boy to raep me :3 ://Neku says: x3 *raepzz* Konata says: ......Fail ://Neku says: sorry my brain isnt exactly...working Konata says: Lol ://Neku says: after falling off my bed and studying *licks cheek* Konata says: *makes out* :3 ://Neku says: *french kisses* Konata says: *grabs your tail* ://Neku says: x3 *patts butt* Konata says: *shakes it* ://Neku says: =3 sexy x3 Konata says: **takes off underware* ://Neku says: x3 *licks necK* Konata says: Bite it :3 ://Neku says: *bites neck* Konata says: FUCKING BITE IT!!! UNTILL YOU FUCKING RIP OUT My SKIN!!! >=3\ ://Neku says: *Bites till blood comes out* Konata says: FUCK YES >X3 ://Neku says: mmm, tasty x3 Konata says: I Wuv you ://Neku says: I wuvz you moar :3 Konata says: *Undo's my shirt* =3 ://Neku says: :3 <3 Konata says: *undo's my bra* X# X3 ://Neku says: I love you x3 Konata says: W-w-wanna suck them? o.o ://Neku says: uhh, thats only if you wnt me to o_0 Konata says: Yesh i want you too ^^ ://Neku says: alright * starts sucking on ur nipples* Konata says: Thers fresh milk in there X# X3 ://Neku says: x3 *sucks on one of them and plays with the other* <3 Konata says: *starts masturbaiting* Ehh....Ah, Ah >_< ://Neku says: It tastes good Konata says: *starts taking your pants off* ://Neku says: <3 Konata says: *takes off your underwhere* ://Neku says: : o Konata says: *rubs your cock* ://Neku says: mmmm thats feels good, i wanna lick ur pussy Konata says: O.O ://Neku says: ... o_0 sooo... Konata says: *gets in doggy position* X3 ://Neku says: x3 Konata says: *takes off pants and underware* ://Neku says: *starts licking pussy* Konata says: D: I meant you to fuck me! ://Neku says: o rly? k then <3 *starts fucking pussy* mmmm Konata says: *drill it in there X3 ://Neku says: *drills HARD* Konata says: Faster Faster FASTER ://Neku says: *goes faster and faster* Konata says: AH AH AHHHH X3 Fuck ME ://Neku says: *fucks harder and faster* Konata says: IM GOING TO CU- *cums everywhere* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH >_< ://Neku says: *Cums* >w< thats was awesome <3 Konata says: Now The ass.... =3 ://Neku says: *fucks ass-hole* <3 tight Konata says: *shakes ass* ://Neku says: mmmm, feel good? Konata says: YEs X3 FUCK ME LIKE AN ANIMAL X3 ://Neku says: *fucks harder and HARDER* *goes faster* *slaps ass* Konata says: AH AH AH AH >_< ://Neku says: I'm about to cum! *cums all over ass* <3 Konata says: Mmmmm YEs Its overflowing X3 ://Neku says: x3 ^ ^ Konata says: *kneels down to your dick* ://Neku says: <3 Konata says: *sucks on your genetals* ://Neku says: mmmmmm keep going Konata says: *puts cock in my mouth* ://Neku says: : o mmmmmmmm Konata says: *deep throats* ://Neku says: at this rate im going to cum <3 Konata says: *stops and littlerly sucks on it& ://Neku says: mmm, just a little longer *cums* Konata says: *sucks the tip of it* fail ://Neku says: i know >.< Konata says: *takes off your shirt* ://Neku says: x3 Konata says: *sucks your niiples* ://Neku says: mmm, thats nice Konata says: *Goes in a 69 position* ://Neku says: : 0 *starts licking pussy* Konata says: *starts sucking your dick fast* ://Neku says: x3 *starts fingering pussy fast* Konata says: *sucks on the tip* ://Neku says: *starts licking pussy and fingering ass* Konata says: Molest my ass X3 ://Neku says: x3 *fingers ass fast and hard* Konata says: *grabs your testicals* ://Neku says: mmm * fingers ass faster* Konata says: *hand jobs your dick fast* ://Neku says: mmm *starts fingering pussy* Konata says: *cums in your face* ://Neku says: *Cums everywhere* Konata says: *swallows your cum* ://Neku says: mmm, that was awesome Konata says: *snuggles you* Was that fun? =3 ://Neku says: yes it was :3 *kisses
makeumoan: I get a boner candycane: and I do too makeumoan is now offline. candycane: lolololololo makeumoan is now offline.
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