Daisy Hogg

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jump to navigation Jump to search
File:DaisyHogg.jpg
David Hogg, as he appears in the minds of repressed homosexuals.

Daisy Hogg is a beautiful Second Amendment activist who currently serves as every single /pol/ack's E-crush following their tragic breakup with Auschwitz Andersen and Zyklon Ben. A prime example of what happens when the completely inept, basement-dwelling, heterosexually-challenged virgins of 4chan's /pol/ stop repressing their closeted homosexuality, Daisy Hogg is a chantard's perfect waifu – an angelic being possessing both the face of a whiny, 17-year-old liberal manchild and the penis of a whiny, 17-year-old liberal manchild.

In a scene eerily reminiscent of the episode of South Park where Cartman attempts to turn Butters gay by sucking his bollocks, Daisy Hogg was born when the fucking geniuses on /pol/ decided to shop the lovely face of Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School student and gun control slacktivist David Hogg onto the body of a woman so they could furiously masturbate to photos of the succulent 17-year-old boy and still be able to argue that they aren't actually gay.

Why the fuck did this even happen, you ask? Some /pol/acks actually seem to believe that continuously fapping to photos of tranny David Hogg will force his parents to send him away for Conversion Therapy where he'll eventually kill himself and rid the world of his liberal idiocy forever. Others believe that the creation of Daisy Hogg was an attempt to emasculate David Hogg by turning him into /pol/'s literal bitch – although this theory is obviously bullshit since there was nothing to emasculate in the first place.


Galleria de NO HOMO

It's not gay because he has a feminine penis. About missing Pics
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]


See Also

File:LaurenHoggs.jpg
/pol/ would rather fuck a genderswapped David Hogg than his camwhore jailbait sister.


Portal faggotry.png

Daisy Hogg is part of a series on

Homosexual Deviants

Visit the Faggotry Portal for complete coverage.

[Stop shooting!Pull the trigger]
Daisy Hogg is part of a series on Gun Control
Locus in quo:

Colorado Theatre Shooting πŸ”« Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre πŸ”« Chris Dorner πŸ”« Elliot Rodger πŸ”« David Long πŸ”« Umpqua Community College Shooting πŸ”« Sandniggers in Paris πŸ”« San Bernardino shooting πŸ”« Pulse Nightclub Massacre πŸ”« Randy Stair πŸ”« Las Vegas Shooting πŸ”« Sutherland Springs shooting πŸ”« Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting πŸ”« Youtube shooting πŸ”« Santa Fe High School Shooting πŸ”« Capital Gazette Shooting πŸ”« Jacksonville Shooting πŸ”« Synagogue of Doom πŸ”« Christchurch mosque attacks πŸ”« Virginia Beach Shooting πŸ”« Kyoto Animation πŸ”« Gilroy Garlic Festival πŸ”« El Paso Walmart Shooting πŸ”« Dayton shooting πŸ”« Odessa shooting

Supporters

Barack Obama πŸ”« Christians πŸ”« Concerned Mothers πŸ”« Democrats πŸ”« Dianne Feinstein πŸ”« Government πŸ”« The Kennedys πŸ”« Kurt Eichenwald πŸ”« Faggots πŸ”« Liberals πŸ”« Michael Bloomberg πŸ”« Jews πŸ”« SJWs πŸ”« Sensitive people πŸ”« Trayvon Martin πŸ”« Tara Strong πŸ”« Quinton Reviews

Main ideas:

Gun πŸ”« Assault rifle πŸ”« Gun Control πŸ”« Murder πŸ”« Arson πŸ”« Bombs πŸ”« Mass Shooting πŸ”« School Shooting πŸ”«

Haters gonna hate:

Daisy Hogg πŸ”« Killers πŸ”« Republicans

Acts of revenge:

Boston Marathon Bombing πŸ”« Sandniggers in Paris πŸ”« Ariana Grande Massacre πŸ”« London Bridge Attack 2017 πŸ”« Capital Gazette Shooting πŸ”«

Objectors:

Charlton Heston πŸ”« James Holmes πŸ”« NRA πŸ”« Osama bin Laden πŸ”« Republicans πŸ”« People planning a massacre

Pre-2012 Gun Massacres

Columbine πŸ”« Γ‰cole Polytechnique πŸ”« Dawson College πŸ”« Virginia Tech Massacre πŸ”« Austin, Texas πŸ”« NIU Valentine's Day Massacre πŸ”« Jeff Weise πŸ”« Hungerford Massacre πŸ”« Anders Behring Breivik