Danganronpa (also known as Battle Royale meets Saw meets Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney) is a game where you a play as an angsty twink by the name of Makoto Naegi, (More like Memekoto Niggy amirite????) who got trapped inside "Hopes Peak Academy" with his best friend, Sayaka, and 14 other anime waifus and closeted gays, Until, they're forced need to kill each other because some bear said so.
The ultimate goal of this game is to get along with each other in order to defeat the bear, AKA Monokuma (which literally means Monobear, Shocking I know), as long as you don't die and don't swear , JK of course, the real goal of this to survive throughout all 6 chapters, each one of them containing at least one murder (except for 6th chapter because developers run out of ideas by that point, not to mention the lack of people) that needs to be solved in order to advance further into a game. Now unless you're a goddamn retard, you can already see that this looks like an M-rated version of Phoenix Wright, intended for weeaboo audiences who have nothing better to do in their life, except to jerk off to their favorite anime characters, and then cry, pee, or shit and cum in bed when they see their fav characters get killed. This game also got two sequels, Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair and Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony. (real name Danganronpa 53) Dangronpa 2 is exactly the same as 1, except that it has decently designed characters and there are more shitty mini-games, And V3 is just like 2, except it's $59.
Who created this piece of shit, how and why?
This game was developed by Spike, whom you might remember for doing those Dragon Ball Z fighting games you played on PS2 as a kid. But the real mastermind behind all this shit is a man called Kazutaka Kodaka,
a fucking genius honorary Aryan who was once visited by one of his unidentified friends to drink tea and plan a great invasion on China, and thus to become a God and Emperor a fucking pedo and child molester who thought it was really nice idea to feature a character who looks like underage girl, but in actuality it is an underage boy who was apparently a trap, which means that not only he's a gay pedophile, but also works undercover in catholic church as a priest. It is also worth mentioning that he's also one of the biggest japanese video game trolls since he managed to pwn 33 fucking people in all three games, without counting feminazi spin-off game, thus pissing off a fuckton of weebs worldwide because their favorite characters got brutally murdered like unborn human fetuses that are ready for cooking from China.
The name Danganronpa has got to be one of the weirdest and probably most original names for a video game franchise ever
which also spawned another shitton of sex jokes such as: "Oh my, my Ronpa is all wet! Please put your Dangan inside me, master!" however, when you translate it into English, it literally means "Bullet to Refute", which further proves the point that translated anime names and dubs are shit. But it wasn't always been that way, much like America wasn't always been a cesspool of racism towards white people and overall insane political correctness which literally makes this game look like it's a fucking masterpiece of humankind. Danganronpa used to be called Distrust, which by the way, was way cooler and appropriate title for the game itself, but one day, Kazutaka said to his friend Logan Paul to stop recording dead memes in forest and go help him develop a game jk of course, he decided to scrap the name and replace it with something "moaroriginal", thus the name "Danganronpa" was born.
The original game was intended to be gorier and violent, but due to the political climate of the West, "Muh originalism" and possible military invasion from China, they decided to to recolor the blood of the murdered students from realistic red, to plastic radioactive pink because out of all colors, HE HAD TO CHOOSE PINK! And I thought I was unoriginal!
The game was released in 2010 in Japan for the PSP. Since it was a Japan-only game, it never caught the eye of various people in the U.S. of A. until some Something Awful goon named "orenronen" made a "let's play" thread about the first game which caught the eyes of weeaboos seeing it as the second coming of Phoenix Wright. Eventually, the game became so popular it got officially released for the Vita in English to the delight of weebs everywhere.
The plot centers around a bunch of teenage high school 19-year-olds investigating murders, preparing for trials in order to escape the high school from hell they're trapped in. But when you reach Chapter 6, some busty bitch named Junko Enoshima will tell you that she's the one responsible for Danganronpa, and falling into despair is Lit AF. She will inevitably be defeated by you and your entourage of closeted gays and waifus... and that's pretty it
The game is the most generic game ever; all you do is roam around a 3D environment, exploring until something happens, then followed by The People's Court at four, and it goes on, and on, and on.
The game states that it has "beautiful" art when really, it's just typical 2D art you see in other visual novels.
Makoto Naegi - The protagonist of the first game who's literally just some dude with an ahoge. Way to get creative, Spike Chunsoft. you will most likely pronounce his last name as "Nigga", and that's probably the only redeeming factor about this whiney twink.
Hajime Hinata - The protagonist of the second game who's also just some plain dude with an ahoge. Wow, SC isn't even trying at this point...
Chiaki Nanami - A boring and bland gamer girl that weeaboos still fap to nevertheless. In fact, there is an actual scene of the game in which she's stripped in a bra and underwear.
Nagito Komaeda - A batshit insane faggarino who has sextillions of fangirls, and also has sexual fantasies of raping Hajime's sweet ass every time he's on screen or opens his cum scented mouth. These fangirls also got Sans Fangirls to worship him too, for fuck all reason.
Kaede Akamatsu - The character that gave otakus and feminists 10 fucking orgasms, as they could now play as their very own fap material. But SHIT THEY JUST GOT PRANKED cuz she gets pwned in the first fucking chapter of the game.
The Other Ultimates
There are about 5 or 6 or 80 other characters that are essentially watered down versions of the previously mentioned, that are low-key, not worth mentioning. But all you need to know about the rest is that Spike Chink-soft put every ounce of effort into their design, and everyone in the fandom wants them to be gay with each other and the protagonists.
Somehow, in 2014, a sequel was released upon the masses. It's pretty much exactly the same game as the original, but... this time you're on an ISLAND!!1. They sure keep upping the ante, don't they? Even more so when you find out that the island WASN'T EVEN FUCKING REAL! You were actually in a simulation set by the government because something something watch the anime, and out of sheer will power and pure anger, you break out of the simulation.
Dangronpa V3, or 53, had a plot that somewhat matched the sequel. Except, Kodaka and the other fuckheads at Spike Ching-Chongsoft, wanted to make their own version of Inception, I'll be it, a more retarded and meta version. To give you a summary that won't result in headaches or suicides, they break the wall for a solid FOUR FUCKING HOURS! and called it an ending. They revealed/decided that all the previous games events where essentially non-canon, The V3 cast doesn't exist outside of the TV show/game/whateverthefuck that they live in, and other retarded shit like that. And at the very end, they literally break the fourth wall by having one of the surviving students impersonate your average Islamic citizen and the story, fortunately, ends there after a KEWL cinematic. Obviously, the part of the fandom that cared about the plot was outraged, but with the help of Kodaka and his Godtire character design, the Fucking Degenerates of the fandom subdued their outrage with thoughts and art of Shuichi, Kokichi, or basically any male character having their boy pussies getting REKT. and as of now, it seems like their plan worked.
Because no Japanese video game would be complete without one nowadays an anime was released in 2013. The show itself is pretty much unbearable; showcasing cheap animation and a standard of voice acting that would make even Tara Strong wet.
A second, more original anime, was conceived a year later. This time, the Jew producers at the animation studio decided to split the second anime in 2 along with making 2 OVA's, with the only differences being the plot.
The general review is "THIS GAYM IS AWSUM!!!!!!!!!" but not everyone said this is true. Common Sense Media, who reviewed the sequels, considered the game "too violent for kids". While this is true, it's just Common Sense being typical "this is innapropareat!!!". And this also shows slow a day can be in the world of media. Regardless, it has received better reviews than most anus scum to come out of Japan's ass... so there's that.
- Doki Doki Literature Club-What tried to rip off DR.
- Persona-What DR wishes it was.
- Ace Attorney-What DR tried to rip off.
- Einshine - Pedo fanboy who made a shitty comic that rips off the games art style.
- 707Fangirl - Another fantard. Only this time a tartlet.
- Something Awful - Where this abortion of a series was discovered by western audiences
- WillBound216 - An Edgy, Autistic faggot, Polandballer that'll raw dog a Chiaki cosplayer at the drop of a hat
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