Dave Henry is a sad, deluded Wiccan who runs the website championofjustice.ca . There he rants about current events (mostly concerning how all women is bitches) and posts videos of him hitting friends of his, pretending to be enemies of his, with a giant foam hammer named The Beefy Smack.
But the jewel in this crown of fail is the video "Unscripted" in which he terrorizes the women at a local college, giving chase at one point. He also answers pretty much every e-mail he receives on the site itself, often projecting into them paranoid delusions regarding his arch-nemesis "Rob".
Champion of Justice?
So what is a Champion of Justice, and how does one champion justice? The Champ answers these questions best himself:
—Dave Henry, Champion of Justice, Mathematical Genius
Dave Henry graduated from the Comedy Writing program at Humber College in Toronto. No really. No REALLY. NO REALLY! If there was ever any doubt as to whether a sense of humor can be taught, it can be put to rest. BEHOLD: A college education in practice
The "Your Voice" section of championofjustice.ca is dedicated to the Champ answering e-mails, many of which look suspiciously like someone is fucking with him. In one classic gem, an astute reader convinces the Champ that he was on CNN without realizing it.
—James, Justice Enthusiast
Dave Herny, being the worldly internet citizen that he is, was understandably suspicious...
—Dave Herny, Champion of Justice, Internet Rube
...but answered the questions raised by the e-mail anyway.
—Dave Henry, Champion of Justice, CNN Movie Star
The Champ also uses this platform to enlighten others, in hopes of promoting harmony and unity.
—Dave Henry, Champion of Justice, Insightful Man
Dave Henry, Champion of Industry
The Champ also maintains a classy Cafepress store, where he really gets to stretch his creative wings by designing his own merchandise. While the shirts with "I'm Probably Better Than You" written on them are well worth the $19.99 asking price (not to mention the cool lens flare), even greater bargains can be found, such as a hat with the url for his webpage written on it for a mere $15.99!
Presumably, this is where the Champ makes all of his money. His attempts to gain employment as a telemarketer were obviously just so he could write about it on his webpage. Like all great artists, he suffers for his art.
Themes and Symbolism
Common themes in the Champion's work include the following:
Women. Dave Herny is a noted feminist.
—Dave Henry, Champion of Justice, Feminist
—Dave Henry, Champion of Justice, Sociologist
—Dave Henry, Champion of Justice, Casanova
Music Television. Dave Henry is a patron of the arts.
—Dave Henry, Champion of Justice, Art Critic
—Dave Henry, Champion of Justice, Local Hero
Sex. He's... he's been bottling up some feelings.
—Dave Henry, Champion of Justice, Quizzmaster
—Dave Henry, Champion of Justice, Virgin
- CHAMPION OF JUSTICE DOT CA IS HARD TO TYPE!!!1 (archive.org)
- The Champ's Myspace Page
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