Daemons are supernatural servants of Satan. Contrary to popular belief, they are not imaginary but among us, waging a battle for the souls of humanity. Daemons manifest on the fingertips of internets users, forcing them to sound crazy, spell badly and render ignominiously shitty artwork. Bloggers have one of three relationships with daemons.
Types of daemons
- A request for information:
- "I'm not an "otherkin" or what you want to call yourselves. I'm simply here because i happened to meet someone from i think another plane of existence. I'm not sure. Communication is somewhat limited. She's been known to be able to possess people and communicate that way. She's also known to hack into my e-mail/LiveJournal. I feel that this would be a good way for her to make friends." (See Also Insane)
- "I go blind and stupid, and there's a vampire killing a 6 year old girl while channeling my essence, using my third eye, so that I can see it, liking blood off his fingers, me shouting him to leave me alone because he is creating bad reputation and survival threat to every vamp that is living in Melbourne physically." (See also Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
- The Lamb Cafe:
- "Is Bill Clinton demonically possessed? Of course, he is, as we clearly show in the above mentioned articles. Remember this about anyone involved in Satanism; they want to be possessed by as many demons as possible, because each demon they invite into their souls gives them more power and usually, specific gifts. To an occultist, it is no big deal to be called demonically possessed, within their circle. Of course, a politician will deny it, because of the terrible connotation it carries with the electorate." (See Also Conservative Fundamentalist)
- Reverend Jim Peasboro:
Is A Daemon
- "My soul has taken many forms since its intial creation but I will always be what I was first. I'm a Vanaesca Draikhan'shin more simply a dragoness of the void..." (See also Wackjob)
- "I am annoying. I am a bitch. I am a whore. I am a slut. I am needy. I am greedy. I am obnoxious. I am arrogant. I am loud. I am worthless. I am filth. I am whiny. I am pathetic. I am selfish. I am ugly. I am a demon. I am ditzy. I am stupid." (See Also Me)
- Daemon Caught Live On Film:
- "I will call down a mighty reckoning on you! I am a daemon god of conquest!" (See Also Reno)
Spiderwalk, Masturbation With Crucifixes and Moar
P.S.: YOUR MOTHER
SUCKS COCKS PLAYS CARD GAMES IN HELL!
PS.S.: No, she doesn't. Also, demons are master trolls.
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