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Remember that fat kid you went to high school with who would end up being the butt of every joke, despite the abuse from his peers burning him up inside, in a meek attempt to fit in? Meet Derek Jeeves a 33-year-old sheep-shagger from Manchester, who enjoys flattering himself over his genius sense of humor, or lack thereof. A self-proclaimed YouTube superstar, the typical Derek Jeeves masterpiece is a 1-2 minute short in which he rants on a random topic, attempting to include as much vulgarity as possible. A true teenager at heart, Derek believes excessive use of the words "aLwAyS tYpInG lIkE tHiS. To top it all off, he usually begins his video titles with "EXPLICIT", possibly to warn underage viewers of the upcoming content (who are clearly more mature than he is), despite the fact that the garble coming from his mouth could be classified as its own language. The incredible amounts of unwarranted-self importance coming from this individual can be felt even through a computer screen, as he uploads 2-3 videos a day for his "fans" made up of his three subscribers. Believing that his childish antics make him an epic troll, Derek continues to be a perfect example of not getting the fucking hint." and " " is true comedy gold, not to mention his habit of
His petty excuse for humor
Inside the mind of a lonely man
When not attempting to act as juvenile as possible on YouTube, Derek is desperately searching for potential e-friends on Facebook and related social networking sites. A quick look at his Facebook reveals a deeply troubled man, only seeking acceptance from the outside world.
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