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Longtime readers of ED will know that autistics who act like total retards both online and offline are ripe with lulz for the picking. But today, we present to you what may be the most insanely autistic person you’ll ever have the misfortune of knowing about. Bryce Peter "Popped" Cherry, best known online as dev-catscratch, is a 33 year old manchild from Rockhampton, Queensland, Australia. He is notable for having having high levels of autism and making Chris-Chan and ChristianU2ber look like sane and well-adjusted individuals.
Dev has many of the traits associated with these retarded fucks, as you'll see below. He has the autism card on him at all times to bail him out of trouble, he obsesses over kiddy and childish things while having the mind of a child himself, has Unwarranted Self Importance oozing out of his ass, not very intelligent, extremely gullible, has no sense of self-awareness and is hands down the creepiest and lulziest person from "The Land Down Under" since Rolf Harris. Seriously, though, the shit you're about to see from this guy is so strange and weird that even people who have the same fetishes as he does are really confused by him. You'd have to really dig deep down to truly understand how the fuck his mind works, and even then, you'll still have more questions than answers.
Make sure you have brain bleach and a puke bucket on hand before proceeding.
- 1 Meet the weirdest person on the internet
- 2 Why Bryce is totally fucked up
- 3 Bryce’s Deviantart gallery
- 3.1 Insanely autistic activism and petty protesting
- 3.2 Nickelodeon Fanboyism
- 3.3 Bryce the ABDL
- 3.4 Bryce is Luggin It
- 3.5 Garibaldi mettwurst food poisoning
- 3.6 Mommy Widget
- 3.7 The best gifts from mommy are belly buttons
- 3.8 BloaTOONS
- 3.9 Bryce the bumpbow fan
- 3.10 Toilet duck bottles as sex aids
- 3.11 Other bizarre shit
- 4 Other bizarre shit outside of DA
- 5 Armchair psychology
- 6 General Reactions about Bryce
- 7 Bryce vs. Kiwi Farms
- 8 Conclusion
- 9 See Also
- 10 External Links
Meet the weirdest person on the internet
Bryce came to DA in January 17, 2006 while looking for art of the obscure Nicktoon Catscratch, which is where part of his completely odd username comes from. What’s funny is that there’s only 8 pieces of Catscratch fanart in his DA gallery, as the majority of his fanart consist of kiddy shows you’d see in Nick. Jr, PBS, Cartoon Network and even Disney to a lesser extent. While it's not uncommon for autistics to have odd interests, Bryce's obsessions are extremely batshit insane, even by those standards. He takes it to astronomical levels that could basically span the fucking universe and beyond. Usually autistics are into shit like Sonic the Hedgehog, My Little Pony, Minecraft or other inane shit. Bryce's obsessions? Well, prepare yourselves for a mindfuck.
Bryce's kinky obsessions
- Nickelodeon shows like Hey Arnold! and Wow, Wow Wubbzy!
- PBS Shows like Arthur and Daniel Tiger
- Jazz Jackrabbit
- Humongous Entertainment games such as Pajama Sam and Freddie the Fish
- Cartoon Network
- Comic Sans
- Autism awareness
- Anti-smoking campaigns
- Breast cancer awareness
- Obesity awareness
- Bumpbows and bumpbow parties
- Belly buttons
- Babies and baby cartoon characters
- Human heads on animal bodies
- Sex dolls that look like children (He wants one of Helga from Hey, Arnold in particular)
- Male CEOs
- Boycotting Israel
- Chinese made products
- Protesting Mitsubishi
- Toilet Duck bottles
- Garibaldi Garlic Mettwurst
- My Little Pony
- Littlest Pet Shop
- Netflix’s Big Mouth and Bojack Horseman
- KidsHealth website
- Phone apps
- Wanting kids to know where babies come from
- Seeing boys peeing standing up
- Flags in dog shit
- Porn magazines with cartoon characters
- Suspension insulators
- Fart lighting
- Cherries eaten out of vaginas
- Child Porn
That’s just scratching the surface, though. He has a list of crazy obsessions like this and more dating back to his childhood which he posted himself. The list basically shows you where and how he developed these interests, some of which he still hangs onto to even to this day. It’s at a point where he basically finds something new to jack off to nearly every year.
Things that trigger Bryce
- The Ad Council
- Female CEOs
- The word “dude”
- People being a “maybe”
- Error Messages on HDTVs
- Promotions on front loading washing machines
- Ronald McDonald
- Children eating their vegetables (He claims it’s toxic to children)
- Nickelodeon shows not being offered on cable/satellite packages and streaming services
- Kiwi Farms
- People not understanding the “substance” of his artwork
- People not catering to autistics like him
- People not treating him with “sensitivity and understanding, especially online”
- Not knowing the identity of the “I’m Luggin it” guy
- Environmental groups
- Harmony Day
- Earth Hour
- The 10% challenge
- Melissa Evans
- Donald Trump being president of America
- Nickelodeon’s “hazardous content”
- Luvs not being sold in Austrailia
- Males being victims of sexual assault not reported in the media
- Electrical poles
- This page should he happen to know about it
Why Bryce is totally fucked up
Bryce has no theory of mind, so he expects people to be into the same things he is and is very surprised that they don't appreciate his creativity and cleverness. Most of the shit he posts on DA has blatant fetish overtones, and when people call him out on it, he'll either derail the conversation or come up with an excuse for why he's into things like belly buttons and diapers. The lack of a conversational filter also easily explains as to why he regularly posts fetish and gross-out material to his DA gallery and has no qualms about taking pictures of him wearing bumpbows and posting it to the internet for everyone to see, not realizing that this causes people to either laugh at him or call him a weirdo. He has the mind of a child yet speaks with this strange legalese and technobabble speak that makes him hard to understand what the fuck he's even saying, and goes as far as to have his characters repeat the same stuff coming out of his mouth, even if they're kids. Due to the fact that he doesn't understand how to properly socialize or act on the internet (No doubt because his parents coddled his ass for far too long), Bryce tends to come off as very robotic or erratic in his responses. He also has no sarcasm detector, so unless your insults are very blatant, it'll go right over his head.
Bryce’s Deviantart gallery
He’s been on DA for the past 12 years making the most bizarre, nonsensical shit to ever grace this website. Much of the fanart generally consists of characters talking about things that are only interesting to Bryce, often involving cartoon characters or plushies talking about them, half-assed attempts at PSAs for causes that only he cares about, art of him interacting with cartoon characters while having a creepy dead-eyed stare that appears on every piece of artwork he appears in, and stamps he uses for himself because they revolve around his fetishes. It should be noted that by his own admission he never watches any of these preschool shows, not that this stops him from making fetish fanart of them every chance he gets. This makes too much sense to be fair, because the actual cartoons wouldn't even be interested in mundane shit like bumpbows, suspension insulators or obsessing over belly buttons on characters that don't really need them.
Most of the time he traces characters and uses them like a base, often not bothering to change expressions or poses most of the time. Even then, some of the traces look rushed and poorly done with some expressions looking derpy or just plain inaccurate (The characters from Gumball are a blatant example of this). When he does a comic, he usually doesn't put speech bubbles in the proper order, making it hard to tell who speaks first and rarely even does it correctly. Since he sucks at communicating and doesn't provide the proper clues, he often makes pieces and expects people to make sense of what it is, not realizing that nobody can figure out his material. And even when he does, you either need to understand his train of thought (Not an easy task), or it's so disgusting that you can't help but call him out for the Sickfuck he is. There are obtuse puzzles in point-and-click adventure games that made more sense in their logic than anything Bryce has ever come with.
We won’t cover every crazy-ass obsession he has, just the most notable.
Insanely autistic activism and petty protesting
While on the surface he tries to raise awareness for various causes through the art he creates, in reality he needs an excuse to jack off the many and various fetishes he has and basically complains about petty things that don’t really affect him, but somehow does anyway.
For example, his idea for raising breast cancer awareness is to take pink cartoon characters (Or characters who wear that color) and sticking the pink ribbon logo on them, saying they support cures for breast cancer. He does something similar with the color blue for autism awareness, but also insists on stupid crap like autism compatibility statements, a website called autism.gov and various other organizations to cater to autistic people, never mind the fact that people have a general idea of what autistic people and they have various ways of educating themselves on the net anyway. He even made a video on Autism Awareness Day saying that him and other autistics like him “Require sensitivity and understanding, especially online”.
The ultimate proof that he should NEVER be trusted with your kids is the fact that he wants children's shows to show mothers breastfeeding kids, little boys standing up when they pee and kids wanting to know where babies come from (As in actually seeing the woman give birth to their young) as he thinks it's educational, realistic and natural. Yes, he is totally serious about these things. He also made a picture where only women are sexual assault victims and it can't happen to men because the media never talks about it.
Bryce also has a huge grudge against the AD Council regarding their use of how PSAs are delivered outside of the USA as well as wasteful spending, partially because their CEO is female. No joke, he hates how if the CEOs for male or female aren’t 50/50, he insists on people boycotting the company, if the company is female-centric like Avon. Though Bryce specifically focuses on companies with more females than males, never the other way around. Someone even calls him out for this.
Where he really gets overboard is his protests regarding Israel. Deviantart was purchased by Israeli company Wix in late 2016 and he tells people to send letters to the companies involved so Deviantart can be purchased by a non-Israeli company. Bryce also blames Hyundai because their construction vehicles are being used to demolish Palestinian homes and are supposedly violating human rights and they chose to do nothing about it. And yet he still uses their vehicles in his artwork.
As you can no doubt tell from his DA gallery, he basically is a fan of Nickelodeon. His way of promoting it is ripping off of Marlboro’s “Don’t be a Maybe, Be Marlboro” ad campaign and comes up with “Be Nickelodeon". His point of making the campaign is wanting the network in every satellite and cable package, saying that not including them make them “maybes” (Whatever the fuck that means). Also adding onto this are adding more cartoons even from video game franchises that aren’t Nick related, passing notes to hotels thanking them for making Nickelodeon available to their guests, and spamming “Be Nickelodeon” ads everywhere.
That being said he’s also critical of the network for petty reasons. Years ago, he came up with an insane Conspiracy Theory about how Nickelodeon is planning to hide in the Netherlands and calling themselves a Nickelodeon B.V. company due to their asbestos liabilities. He also wants to be called Patrick from now on because reasons.
—Bryce's retarded logic in action
Bryce the ABDL
Bryce is really into babies, diapers and cartoon characters wearing them. He got this from doing a consumer group choice of all things and started subjecting many of his favorite cartoon characters into diapers. While some are baby cartoon characters, most of the time this isn't the case. You’d think this would stop there, but he also insists on characters who aren’t babies preferring certain diaper brands over others. He even started a campaign where he wants Luvs to be sold in Australia. No doubt because he wants to wear a pair for himself and relive his childhood like other degenerate infantalists.
Bryce is Luggin It
This served as the basis for him “raising obesity awareness.” I’m Luggin it consists of an giant fatass in a wheelbarrow that Bryce found on a forum years ago. His hyper-autistic mind latched onto it like a leech and actually churned out at least one of these pics a week for a few years. He uses "I'm Luggin It" pictures to educate the public about the evil known as McDonald's and demanding that they retire Ronald McDonald, not knowing that if one eats responsibly and exercises they won't be lugging it. He also wants to remake "Super Size Me" with cartoon characters to educate kids, but like everything else he does, it's to encourage his fat people fetish. Just look at his favorites if you don’t believe us. Ironically, Bryce could stand to shed some pounds himself. His biggest mission is trying to find the person who made this image and asking him questions, which is basically impossible because for all he knows, anyone could’ve made a shitty image macro.
Garibaldi mettwurst food poisoning
Given that he grew up on Nickelodeon, it’s not surprising that he’d embrace the gross out humor popularized by Ren and Stimpy. In true fashion like every other shitty cartoon from the 90's, he makes unfunny stories with this theme without understanding how to use it well.
For example, his Garibaldi garlic mettwurst stories. After reading this story in a newspaper years ago, he had the bright idea to make cartoon characters (usually kids) get sick from eating this brand of mettwurst with very disgusting descriptions. Here’s one where Gumball gets sick from eating it.
—All his stories in a nutshell. Feeling sick yet?
Since he’s obsessed with pregnancy, he draws characters getting pregnant and even breaking their water, even minors like Pajama Sam. But his most notable saga is having Widget from Wow Wow Wubbzy! become a mommy factory. Currently, he’s had her give birth to three abominations, her currently 3-year old daughter Alicia and brother-sister twins Tyler and Sophie. The pictures he makes consist of Widget going through the various trials and tribulations that mothers face such as giant asses, people poking her popped navel like a doorbell, and underwater birth. She also teaches Alicia things she a little girl shouldn't even know at that age yet such as watching animals give birth and where characters like mermaids and Care Bears go to the bathroom. It’s made more bizarre because Bryce says that she fell pregnant without a partner (i.e. artificial insemination), we strongly believe he raped Widget in the middle of the night and impregnated her with his insanely autistic sperm. If all else fails, we could put him on Maury for a paternity test.
This is easily the most blatant fetish of his aside from bumpbows and obesity. He loves them so much that he sticks them on characters that normally shouldn’t have any like birds, lizards and other cartoon characters to make them "Cute, sexy or otherwise". Not only that, he insists that they be shown at all times and calls them “The cutest gift from their mother.” The funny thing is that Bryce never came up with that retarded phrase. He got it from some other comic on DA made by an inflationist and stole it from him. But not only is this his favorite question about the human body, he has a YouTube playlist about them.
Speaking of inflationism, he's into that shit too. He does inflation art and collaborated with a fellow depraved tartlet known as AxleGrease-75 and made pics like characters pumped full of air and trying to complete with Violet Beauregard as the biggest blueberry ever. Even AxleGrease-75 had his limits, though. When Bryce combined that with his diaper fetish, he immediately ditched his sorry ass.
Bryce the bumpbow fan
Here’s something he’s really infamous for. Bumpbows are stupid looking stickers that pregnant women place on popped belly buttons during pregnancy. Bryce decides to not only spam the living fuck out of them in his artwork by making cartoon characters wear them like all of his other fetishes, but he actually bought them and wore them himself. Not being satisfied with just wearing them, he wants them sold in adult shops, makes a crapload of custom bumpbow designs, and wants bumpbow parties where people wear them and show them off, as well as worn on certain holidays special events and even adult parties with this theme. Other dumb ideas include drawing them as bumpbows, placing them on babies with a substance to “protect their unhealed navels” and wants a Netflix original series about them. He’s so attached to this mundane product that simply typing in bumpbows on Google will guarantee you see his work from the first page onwards. He even posted a photo on their Facebook Page.
Speaking of bumpbow parties, he actually had one on his 31st birthday. And it is just as mind-bogglingly stupid as you think it is.
Toilet duck bottles as sex aids
We saved the most fucked up obsession for last. Like the Garibaldi Mettwurst nonsense, he read yet another story in a newspaper where a burglar high on LSD and Antihistamines used one as well as a vacuum as a sexual aid. He basically takes cartoon characters holding them and states in the description that they plan to shove them up their ass like a sex toy. Just as a reminder, he's implying underage kids would take those items and use them on themselves for sexual purposes. Bryce even admits to doing this himself a few times for his own sexual pleasure.
Other bizarre shit
Other bizarre shit outside of DA
His DeviantArt gallery may be where all the madness is, but he's spread to other sites as well.
His YouTube channel
Bryce has a YouTube channel which rarely updates, if at all. While not as fucked up as his DA page, it’s no less strange and comical than what you'll find on his gallery. Most of the videos consist of him failing to master the art of maintaining eye contact while reading a script and it comes off like poor attempts at advertising. He rarely blinks, if at all and usually doesn't smile until the end of the video. Some of his other videos consist of him messing with technology in some form or another, trying and failing to spread awareness of various causes and posting about worthless shit similar to DA.
Futile Facebook Activism
He mainly uses Facebook to bitch about the AD Council and his various crusades against various companies. He also posted for a time on the Bumpbows Facebook page before his creepy ass was blocked after finding out why he was using their product.
Bryce the would-be Terrorist
In late 2007, Bryce decided to hijack 12 internet connections around his neighborhood, and made bomb threats to his school with children inside, his local airport and murder the editor of his local newspaper unless he was given $50,000. Despite getting charged and arrested for his crimes, he successfully used his autism as a “get out of jail free card. But what did you expect from a country founded by convicts?
Coming out of the pedo closet
There’s also the fact that he once threatened a woman named Melissa Evans to take down a petition where she asks the government to make child sex dolls illegal, else he be denied one of Helga from Hey Arnold for his own sexual releases. The threats he makes are more comical than serious though. When someone from Kiwi Farms on DA asked him why, he said that he likes “cartoons and adults-only Nickelodeon products” and is offering a cash bounty to have her murdered and the petition taken down. While the comments section doesn't exist anymore (And the petition has since closed), there are screencaps of the incident.
Memorable Bryce Quotes
—His typical response to derail a conversation when he can't handle it
—Muscle Bra on Kiwi Farms
General Reactions about Bryce
—Roosechu, a kiwi
Bryce vs. Kiwi Farms
On February 16, 2016, Kiwi Farms found a potential goldmine in Bryce and started a thread on him after his work was featured a few times in their DeviantArt Horrors thread. Many of the reactions from his various antics were priceless as they poked though his DA, YouTube and Facebook accounts. While Bryce got trolled a few times beforehand, it was basically small-time compared to what would happen next. His discovery by the Farms would take it to a new level he wasn't prepared for. As a result, the trolling on his DA page became more frequent than normal, especially on the front page. After a few months, he eventually made a journal post on June 12, 2016 where he whines about the trolls picking on an autistic person like him.
— Bryce whining about being trolled
The journal got attention, but instead of feeling sorry for Bryce, the tartlets let him have it.
DA members get sick of his pity party
—Jaeger19Ultima laying the smackdown on him
He takes down the Farms and has his CONFIDENTIAL info leaked
He eventually got sick of being trolled and people calling him out on his shit, so he took matters into his own hands. On August 21, 2016, rather than sign up for an account and beg for them to stop (Though it would've ended poorly for him regardless), or just ignore it, he filed a complaint form to the domain running Kiwi Farms stating that he's part of a "legally protected group, being disability" and took the site offline himself. Unfortunately for Bryce, the site came back about a day or two later under a new domain with everything intact and doxed himself in the process. Not only that, the domain they were on was going to expire in early September so all he really did was save Null money in the long run. Supposedly, he had help from someone. Even funnier is that if you look at the form, it's poorly designed and totally half-assed, with a mix of typed questions he made up and his godawful handwriting. And they still accepted the form and took down the domain. Needless to say, the Kiwis were taken by surprise. Sadly for Bryce, he would invoke the Streisand Effect because of his actions and doxed himself for nothing. Thanks, Bryce!
—Some LOSER pointing out the flaw in Bryce's logic
Nearly a year later, he makes a video about what happened between him and the Farms, and not only begs for a personal army to report the site, but uses someone’s suicide to gain sympathy points. The trolling hasn’t stopped since then, with more people coming to his gallery and basically mocking his understandably confusing work even to this day. He has yet to try and take down ED or /cow/, though if his attempt to take down the Farms is anything to go by, he’ll fail spectacularly, too.
Bryce is nothing more than a retard who thinks he's making the world a better place by being a creepy autistic moron who wants the world to cater to his whims. Period. As much as anyone who is reading this page likes to believe he is a troll, he is not. No troll would ever come up with a long list of things they obsess over and make some of the most eye-raping fanart ever to be conceived, as well as all of the other shit he's done over the years. Any attempts at helping him is futile and he lost his mind a long time ago. He's past the point of recovery and too emotionally detached from reality to save at this point. For this reason, he will die alone having accomplished absolutely nothing in his life.
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- Kiwi Farms
- White People
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