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There are many ways to tell when a man has simply failed at life, one being that the majority of his time is spent working towards a Wikipedia adminship he will never receive. Welcome to the world of Diego Grez, a foreign editor from a poverty-stricken nation (whose name is not important enough to remember) who would rather support King Jimbo's tyranny than feed the starving children of his village.
Best of Diego Grez
—Diego Grez, begging
Life as a sockpuppeteer
In the past life Diego was a mere raged-filled sockpuppeteer, who was rightfully blocked and removed from the project. Sadly, because indefinite bans don't mean anything if you beg for it, Diego was allowed back, but only to edit his userspace. His crippling Napoleon Complex allowed him to spend months editing his own userpage before finally being allowed back onto the wiki, as a child attempting to swiftly end a time-out would. With the little man free to express his inner-Hitler (void of any actual power however) Wikipedia quickly took a turn for the worst, trolling itself for the thousandth time thus far.
Grasp of the English language
Diego Grez has had a long, hard struggle with the English language, primarily learning it through lolcat pictures, this is apparent through his excessive use of emoticons, especially ":p". Despite this, Diego had managed to suck up to the right people on IRC long enough that his presence was tolerated on the only WMF wiki that really matters, the English language Wikipedia. That all changed on December 1, 2015 when he was banned for life, after ten years of making a complete ass of himself.
Struggles with poverty
Diego has sadly been birthed into a less-than-fortunate part of the world. It is speculated much of his time is spent on library computers so that he may edit his precious Wikipedia, that is of course, when not collecting soda bottles to earn a little extra cash for the crack-residue he needs just to make it through the day without allowing depression and anxiety to overwhelm him.
Below is a video filmed by Grez himself of the poor conditions he and his family face on a daily basis. (LOL DELETED)
He has gone further to confirm his status of living in a ghetto
here (LOL DELETED).
In a similar manner to NawlinWiki, Diego's original purpose was to create a vanity page, so that his routine self-Googling would yield pleasing results. He claimed to be an extra in several Disney movies, which could by no means be proven. He has attempted to recreate the page a multitude of times on both the English and Spanish Wikipedias to no avail. He also believes he is a musician.
Diego Grez, Superstar
operates a YouTube channel (LOL DELETED) on which he uploads his home movies that have been poorly edited in Windows Movie Maker. "Diego Grez Productions" is an extremely apt word for a channel containing a number of Beatles songs reuploaded, as well as footage of a Rick Astley concert, meant without the slightest hint of irony.
War with the GNAA
Diego Grez absolutely hates the Gay Nigger Association of America, and believes their properly sourced and policy-compliant edits to be far more disruptive than the blatant false information he once inserted. For the most part, Diego is the reason the GNAA successfully trolled Wikipedia during The Cavalry incident, largely due to the array of threats (many of death) which Diego sent to open GNAA members on Twitter (his personal account is
TAKEN OVER AND SUSPENDED). He has created a "review" of the GNAA page, in which he openly shows his racial intolerance. Diego has also mysteriously quit Wikipedia after every encounter with a gay man of African decent, only to come back when the cheap cocaine-leftovers wear away.
With a little luck (disguised as an earthquake in Chile), and through extreme sucking up to the few sysops at Wikinews, Diego managed to win the Intarnet by getting sysop at Wikinews.
But after seeing this page pop-up, Diego, rather than acting rationally, chose to remove everything associated with himself, including everything on WikiNews on which he had admin powers (including his piéce de resistànce on the Chilean earthquake) and scrubbed the logs. He claimed the reasoning was personal and to privately ask him over the matter.
This of course did not fly, and a unanimous vote chose to remove his admin powers. He then claimed the account was hacked to try to revive his position, but forgot about how he said it was hacked after he removed pages without explanation and thus he was just left banned and powerless, right where he started. Checkuser results proved Diego was lying, as usual and Diego hasn't edited since.
- The Cavalry - Who he looks up to the most
- DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING - his favored defense mechanism (read: curling up into the fetal position)
- Diego rides some spinnaz
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