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Dips Tobacco Redneck
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
There are plenty of Obama-hating Americans, many of whom are retarded KKK dropouts or morons who wouldn't actually give a fuck about being an American if their president was a retard like them. Last Thursday, some drunk/high/retarded redneck became furious against the Obama administration after his cousin wouldn't put out. In a fit of sweaty, incoherent rage, DTR (or Skoalrebel as the fgts at JewTube have labeled him) decided to fire up the ol' webcam and explain that Obama should be impeached. Why?
For being a Muslim hellbent on destroying the White House? No.
For being a socialist/communist? Nope.
For being a foreign-born hater of freedom? Still no.
For being a Satanic baby killer???? Sorry. You're wrong again.
If for some reason you've neglected to read the title of this article, it's because he wants to ban flavored dipping tobacco.
It Came From the Single-Wide
After learning about Obama's anti-dipping tobacco initiative, DTR immediately lost his shit and ranted about how "fuckin' ghey" this whole treasonous development was. What makes this man particularly lulzy is his complete incoherence and spaced-out demeanor, a mental state commonly induced by the religious viewing of Faux News. His face is completely swollen with the joy of tobacco. He bends over and spits repeatedly into an unseen skillet, simultaneously preparing a popular southern dish and trying to relieve the pain of his obvious butthurt.
—DTR, affording his viewers a shocking revelation
This caused DTR, under a new account, to announce his return as an Internet tough guy. Note that his response was posted a month after the documentary was, most likely because it took DTR that long to do so with his dialup connection.
Notice how at the very last second, he puts moar tobacco in his pus infested cheek.
Dips responded by deleting his account again.
South Park Cameo
An episode of South Park made fun of him by calling him poor, stupid, illiterate, embarrassing, pathetic, arrogant, racist, homophobic, and a redneck.
Response to South Park
DTR responds by pretending to be amused and thanking them for the
Dips Tobacco Redneck is part of a series on YouTube.