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Discord is the lackluster replacement for the fiasco that is Skype. Even though it's better in performance, has no limit to how many losers there can be in a chat group, and the whole ranking system makes it a little more bearable than Skype- It tries way too hard to be Hip and edgy, and the creators are fucking jewish SJW's.

The name of the app says it all...

Unfortunately the people who use Discord are

  • Losers
  • That homosexual friend you know of
  • Lallygaggers
  • 14 year olds that know basic HTML and NodeJS
  • 13 year olds that still find Shrek and MLG memes funny in 2017
  • 12 year old artists that can NOT draw for shit
  • And of course there's those users who uses their moms credit card to buy themselves Discord Nitro
Typical Discord Chat

Discord Nitro

In January 2017, Hammer & Chisel Inc., one of the many shell companies of Discord's owners, decided that selling user data to partners wasn't enough and launched Discord Nitro, a bumfuck idiot service. For just $4.99 per month, users have access to basic Slack features. These features include:

See Also

External Links

Discord's Main Site

ED's Server on Discord

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