Late last Thursday, a Ditto appeared in /b/. Chaos struck out, people posted pictures, only to be mimicked by the innocent ditto.
It is well known that Dittos are rampant androgynous Pokémans that love to befriend anything that moves regardless of whether it is desired or not. They can be easily reckognized by their fluffy pinkyness and blank staring dotty eyes.
However, because this Pokémon is both androgynous and a shapeshifter, our crack research team is currently investigating whether or not LittleCloud's true identity is not a dragon, but in fact a Ditto.
Closely related to the dildo (and generally used for the same purposes) Ditto's are known for their jelly-like nature and constant happiness.
Instructions for use
- STEP ONE: Procure a Ditto, preferably one that has never been used.
- STEP TWO: Lubricate the anus of the receiving partner with saliva or another natural lubricant.
- STEP THREE: Remove the Ditto from the microwave.
- STEP FOUR:Insert Ditto into anus of receiving partner.
- STEP FIVE: ????
- STEP TEN: PROFIT!!!
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