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Dog264 (not to be confused with Simon Birch) is the result of a passed genetic experiment by top YouTube scientists to create the ultimate video making machine. Fortunately, they passed utterly. He is the definition of a YouTube Failure and has sorry people watching his crippled ass videos everyday. Dog264 is a horrifying sight to behold, a man with shriveled gimp arms and a gigantic head out of proportion to the rest of his freakishly deformed body. His existence is an argument for eugenics.
In shorter words, Dog264 is a failed abortion and should finish what his parents started; by becoming an hero. He is screwed when it comes to real life since he has no education, can't read, and can't do physical labor. His only options are the circus or an hero. So encourage him as often as possible.
Dog264 cannot go outside unlike the other children because of his horrific and sick disabilities and will be trapped inside his house with all of his friends gone to school and him left alone in his room crying how he could have been a normal child. He is an ignorant fucktard that should be put down by the vet. According to Dog himself, he would rather sit in his faggy scooter than the normal chairs. So his witchcraft fearing parents tossed him in the basement, threw a camera at him, and told him to bring in the lulz. He's planning a new game show, called Will it Blend?: Sick Fuck Jeffrey Dahmer Anorexic Guro Loli Bondage Basement King Crabs with Rock Lobster Shemale Chicken Furries Doing it with Erotic Filthy Chris Crocker Super Funtime Funded By Homosexual Jews.
The vast majority of Dog264's videos circa 06-07 consist of him (alone or with a buddy) lipsynching to various songs, including hits from Linkin Park and Queen. These videos have been known to turn a person completely fucking queer upon watching, and should not be viewed by anyone. Now they consist of fake money and fail.
TL;DR He fails.
RE-Update! He re-upped his videos to a different account DogTwoSixFourVideos
Dog264 gets PWN3D
EVERYBODY HATES DOG264 (PROOF!!!)
Dog264: does it work with vista mascle32: try it i guess Dog264: it says for windows xp and 2000 Deluge: aww mang well fuk dat mascle32: ..huh? Dog264: hey watch the language k? mascle32: lulz Deluge: ok.. mascle32: dog u be trippin! Deluge: fuck dat motha fuckin shit ass cunt bitchin' faggot Dog264: .? mascle32: LOL LOUD MOUTH Dog264: ill kick u if you u don't frickin shutup mascle32: lol Dog264: k? Deluge: like i give a shit...... mascle32: yea watch ur mouth u fool!!!! Deluge: fuck u cripple douche bigalo * Deluge left the room. Dog264: ugh! mascle32: wtf was tat? Dog264: frick! Dog264: idk..... mascle32: hay im still here to keep u company Dog264: wats his problem? mascle32: even if ur live is lil boring lol Dog264: oh Dog264: kthx mascle32: nawwww just kiddin foool! mascle32: later cripple ass hoe Dog264: ? * mascle32 left the room. Dog264: ugh!!
True facts regarding birth
Dog's witchcraft hunting parents actually did lots of crack before he was summoned-I mean born. Because of this, he suffers from the world's WORST case of [Marfan Syndrome] which can cause rather bad things. He is very Christian and being born with a very rare disease, God apparently hates him. It's estimated Dog will actually die in 4 more years from the effects of his own faggotry.
"This week was CrAzY! Last Tuesday, eBaum's World.Com put me on their forums, so I had *SO* many comment-emails from YouTube piling into my MSN inbox... Probably a hundred emails that day! Plus, on the same day, 4Chan.Org made sure I wasn't their friend by telling me, repeatedly, on different MSN accounts, to STOP my videos, CLOSE DOWN my email and, my favorite, that they will TRACK ME DOWN! So since they now know my email address, I will NOT be accepting any more random friend invites on MSN. Sorry guys, but its for the greater good... The next day, when I woke up, I had fifty new emails to read, I thought "Ahh, screw this!" and deleted them all. That day the emails kept coming... And coming... AND COMING! It made me so mad I started to think of a new email for YouTube emails and stuff, because the emails kept popping up and irritating the crap out of me (Ringading MSN Email alert). So I made one. This email will not be public, ONLY for YouTube comment emails and things simler. Finally... Today I had an email on my OLD email address saying that I wanted to change my password (I never wanted to!), so I guess somebody was trying to "hack" me...Nuurgh, such a crazy week! Other News: I should be making a video this Sunday or Monday, so YAY! Oh, and for 4Chan.Org and every hater out there, I don't care what you say, I just DON'T CARE! I will never stop making videos! NEVER EVER! So shut up! You shall never win! :D"
So his dad beats him
MOAR trolling of dog264's JewTube account plz!
Dog264 Fans Request a "Shout Out"
Current trolling of Dog264, and the recent depression
Recent interviews have been lulzy indeed. Our interviewers asked Dog about his troll problems, and he broke out crying and pissing all over the place, because just then he got over 9,000 spam posts. He then told us to leave and as we left, we heard anguished cries of "I JUST CAN'T COPE!" and "FRICK THEM I'LL HAVE A SCUTTLE!". We suspect he'll be an hero soon.
HE QUIT THE INTERNET
Dog264 has not been anywhere to be seen on YouTube, and his normal stomping grounds with his faggot friend barboy has not seen a crab in weeks. We seriously think he has gained a small life or has a different account on YouTube. More news eventually...
Dog264 on YouTubeSuspended
Dog264 on ytmndBanned
Dog264 on ThePirateBayKilled with Fire
Dog264's actual account.Which has no fucking videos.
- Dog264 video backup account, for your entertainment.
- Another Dog264 video backup account, for your entertainment
Dog264Live.comTROLLED TO DEATH
- Dog264 on Stickam
- Dog264's actual dox (now with the inability to take down.)
- Even the urban dictionary hates him LOL
- Dog's new site, with his contact info *coughdoxcough* and a couple of videos.
Dog264 is part of a series on YouTube.