drago-dracini (real name: Ryan von Rosenberg) is a fucktard otherkin from deviantart who exists as a user only to whine and bitch about his ex-girlfriend, LittleCloud. He has no artistic talent whatsoever, and only uploads shitty pictures and photos of his hairy, fatass self.
Ry-Anne is a bible-thumper that boasts of his Christianity, but spends all of his time cybering with whores online, cheating on his current girlfriend (he's had at least 100). He also likes Xbox live games, and fapping to Bleach/Naruto porn all day and night, because no one loves him. He has no job and no life.
He also submitted a shitty flash deviation that required no talent whatsoever to make. It consisted of a single screenshot of Vivi from KH2 and a sound clip of his retarded ranting about Vivi's stick as sexual innuendo. Genius. Oh, but guess what? It made front page on SheezyArt. Apparently, it's true that you don't have to have any talent to be popular in that shit-hole run by 13 year old boys.
In fact, he oh-so cleverly pointed out that LittleCloud had made a fanclub for herself. Seeing that no one has been able to sight this said fan club, we can assume that Drago is either lying as usual, or is simply referring to this stamp that she made to support one of her multiple personas, as a counter to
Drago's own totally not butthurt anti-LittleCloud stamp (oops disregard that -- he BALEETED it! But you can find it here).
If all of this is true, then sadly, I'm afraid to inform that Drago is too fucktarded to understand the difference between a website and a stamp.
His latest girlfriend (he whores and cheats around a LOT),
gaaralover85(She done abandoned it), is a stupid cunt who thinks that her glorious furfag artistic "talent" is worthy of being in books as illustrations. She likes to start fights on other user's pages, because she needs someone to whine to after being blocked from other people's pages who won't put up with her trolling shit. As written by LittleCloud
Heather Louise Parrott from Leicester, England, is a typical furfag TARTlet whose interests include Bleach porno, hermaphroditic ailuranthropes (cat furries with both cock and vag, that is), her "mate" Drago-dracini, and of course, Gaara-the-fucking-emo. Her fursona is some black and pink panther hybrid horror that she calls "Sugarcatkitty", and claims that it can turn into other things because it's a "polymorph" (SRSLY its in teh furcode u guise!!1). In other words, she's a shapeshifting-furfag.(Abandoned, like I mentioned before), real name
Heather often experiences fits of rage over LittleCloud for allegedly creating the original 'Gaaralover85' article. She insists that she wants nothing to do with Drago's ex, which is supported by her totally-NOT-stalking LittleCloud frequently and then writing
butthurt hate journals. (WHOOPS, NVRMND. BALEETED due to butthurt).
Well, I'll Be Damned
Ironically, although Gaara whines about how terrible it was of LittleCloud to start an article about her, in this comment (Hidden. Come back and bear witness during Read-Only mode) Gaara confesses that long before her own article was created, she and Drago had planned to make one for LittleCloud, but decided "not to give her the publicity".
Drago's father, less-insane but still quite retarded, makes a (very) humble living by selling books about inspirational poetry. When it dawned on him that his son's girlfriend's (Gaaralover85) artwork failed slightly less than his own, he
hired her had a threesome with her and Faggo in exchange for her "OMG SO PROFESSIONAL" talents in hopes that sales would go up. He also appears to have a strange fetish involving llamas.
Drago's talented father, Byron von Rosenberg.
Still Has a Boner for LittleCloud
See also: LittleCloud#The_Return_of_Drago-Dracini. Not long after Drago wrote a journal giving up on LittleCloud, ignoring her forever, there is obvious proof shown here that he is far from giving up on his ex girlfriend, given that he constantly reads her journals and whines to other TARTLETS about her in a butthurt, attention-whore, totally NOT ass-kissing manner.
Totally not Butthurt?
In this journal, Drago-Dracini has officially stated that his ED article does not bother him, and, in fact, is funny. It could be that he either is clearly in denial, or that he just does not get trolled very much because he is so fucked up/retarded that his reactions are far too unlulzy enough for anyone to give a shit.
(It's funny because it's true!) Did you know that Drago-Dragqueenie...
- Went a month-and-a-fucking-half without showering right before he dumped LittleCloud?
- Neglects his outdoor dog, (un)Lucky?
- Probably had his gallbladder removed due to nonstop amounts of Mcdonalds?
- Sucks cock at church camp?
Use 4 great justice only.
Found using the Wayback Machine to go 2 years into the past.
—Drago-dracini, on wanting to be an hero
—Drago-dracini, , hiding the fact that he has fun sucking cock at church camp
LOL WUT? There's yet ANOTHER ex-girlfriend?
Proof that Drago is gay LOL
Apology letter from his ex-after-Little Cloud-girlfriend Lahz addressed to Little Cloud. Guess who was right all along?
Drago's awesome birthday gift to Little Cloud (deleted from his dA gallery)
What other people think of Drago-Dracini.
Some of his known ex-girlfriends that he cheated on one after another.
- (Abandoned; Moved to )(Abandoned)
- (his newest slut)(Abandoned)
- (Appears to be abandoned)
- DragoDracini on Jewtube
- Big Sephy on SheezyArt(Abandoned)
- His father's lulzy website
- His father's contact info
- Email: email@example.com
- MSN: Pichalneo@hotmail.com
- AIM: Dragoon494
- Yahoo: dragodracini
- XBL: Drago Dracini
- Shh! He lives in St. Louis, MO!
Gaaralover85(Was shit-tagged by the bitch and thus got removed)
- DariusHunter (A similar pathetic excuse who instead hails from FurAffinity)
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