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From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Dshocker (Nathan Hanshaw) is a serious gamer and an IRL troll. At the age of 17 he dropped out of high school and took up hacking. It didn't take long until he was convicted of computer related crimes after being careless.
Not wanting to make the same mistake twice, Nathan decided to became a model citizen and did what any teenager would do. He packed all his belongings and migrated from his bedroom to his parent's basement. Now living comfortable in his natural habitat he took up gaming and became a serious gamer.
Because of the Internet, even the most elite basement dwellers end up making friends. Of course, keeping them is an entirely different matter. During one of his 18 hour gaming sessions, Hanshaw got butthurt at one of his gaming buddies. This guy also refused to live a boring and pathetic existence. He resided with his mother, who worked two jobs, and shared a crappy hotel room with her. At least he could play games all day and not be some loser with a job.
Either way, Nathan was enraged and did what any ordinary person would do, became an IRL troll! Our clever gamer devised a scheme to convince the authorities that his "friend" had, "bombs, hostages and guns." A totally original idea. Being the attention whore that he is, Nathan also called in a news tip about a bomb threat. Knowing that he was technologically savvy and that he covered his tracks, what could possibly go wrong?
The police stopped by the nearest Dunkin' Donuts then proceeded to the La Quinta Inn to save the hostages. While playing League of Legends, his friend's game was interrupted by a knock on the door. Much to Hanshaw's disappointment, SWAT didn't kick in the door as he planned, they were still enjoying coffee and doughnuts. It wasn't long before the authorities realized they have been IRL trolled by someone.
Special Agents Mulder and Scully
The FBI was contacted and Fox Mulder and Dana Scully were summoned. Even with the assistance of PRISM, it took the agents months to trace the hoax calls from Southern California back to Boston. The breakthrough came when Nathan's friend recalled that someone on the Internet doesn't like him.
For the next 30 months, Nathan no longer spends all day in a basement with greasy pizza boxes everywhere. Instead he spends a minimum of 18 hours a day being some black guy's bitch, learning about IRL gaming. So his buddy gets to have the last laugh.
Sadly, Governor Brown and the Los Angeles City Council have no sense of humor and passed new laws intended to spoil everyone's fun. Research has proven this deter criminals and serious gamers like Nathan Hanshaw. Or will it?
Early 2016 Arrest
After not being out of prison on parole for more than a year, Nathan decides to get a wild hair up his arse and steal a Television from a department store.
- Police Blotter from January 14th 2016
- 16-year-old girls, in order to collect and leak CP. - One of his current accounts used for e-dating in large, private FB groups of social reject
- Massachusetts Man Charged with Making Hoax Emergency Services Calls to Elicit SWAT Team Response
- Online Gamer Sentenced in Ventura County "Swatting" Hoax
- SoCal Swatting Suspect Found in Boston
- Dshocker theTeenage Bot Herder Caught Red Handed
- Another myg0t DDoSer Pleads Guilty
- Hacker Dshocker Headed to Prison
- Hacker Dshocker headed to prison
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