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Please submit articles for AOTN that are current and relevant. Nobody cares about shit that happened 13 years ago.


It's some of the worst SJW bullshit out there. Just watch "Unboxing Masculinity" and "Unboxing the 2016 Election". AtheistGod 09:26, 12 March 2017 (EDT)


BlueCatRiolu is a massive lolcow who's in his prime for milking. His E.D. page just needs a little more visibility to hopefully get the ball rolling. TommyP84 13:19, 17 March 2017 (EDT)

Virginia Tech Massacre

Sunday marks ten years ago since one of the lulziest school shootings in the 21st century. It's old shit but still lulzy. Erdrick 11:44, 11 April 2017 (EDT)

Robert Seman for AOTN

He's a pervert that An Heroed in a court house by jumping to his death. Who doesn't like seeing a pervert admit that what they did is wrong and kill themselves Hagibor 14:59, 12 April 2017 (EDT)

Bill nye the science guy

Think this would be quite the appropriate article to feature.


Giving how crazy some of these people are I think this article deserves to be featured PeterParker 21:56, 9 May 2017 (EDT) Peter Parker.


Giving how crazy some of these people are I think this article deserves to be featured PeterParker 21:57, 9 May 2017 (EDT)


I feel this article should be AOTN simply because of how many times he's tried to blank pages on this site out of butthurt, even before he got an article made. If you feature this, than it's guaranteed to make more lulz for everyone. Besides, he's been long overdue for a ED Page. GWCLPcustomsig.jpg (talk) 16:03, 6 June 2017 (EDT)


Fidget spinner - Anytime, I don't think it's gonna die down any time soon.

Renee Bracey Sherman - This one is likely to lose steam quickly.

Russell Greer - Could be timed with his upcoming Ariana court date, on August 2nd.

--Mimkrys (talk) 05:44, 19 June 2017 (EDT)

Otto Warmbier for AOTN

Right now all the libtards are bitching about his dying. Has chance to bring in major lulz.

Hagibor (talk)

AOTN 7/21/17 Linkin Park, anyone?

The lead singer just recently became an hero to the likes of old men like us. What's a better way to commemorate his falling, along with the band that defined people in the 2000s? By shitting all over them, that's how!  — Preceding comment added by The Janitor (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Yeah good idea, I'll set it for the 21 and 22nd, and move millennials to 23/24 -Rapeface.png (Al Gore) 01:28, 21 July 2017 (EDT)

Next AOTN should be about this. Given that most of Chester music was yelling about how he was molested during his childhood. Who agree? if no reply then i'll consider yes --LIODPhoenix Emblem.png 06:01, 24 July 2017 (EDT)

Laura Loomer

She's getting clowned on by people in the media and everyone on Twitter for making up a story about her tire getting slashed by nazis. WildGooseBWC (talk) 21:11, 4 August 2017 (EDT)

Article idea

On 20 and 21 August 2017 you should put up tge Eclipse article.

Hagibor (talk) 18:12, 7 August 2017 (EDT)

Saw a partial one yesterday, not being aware of such event. Because most of our newspapers -that I don't read- are filled with propaganda. --LIODPhoenix Emblem.png 03:37, 8 August 2017 (EDT)


I'm planning to set AOTN in this formation:

9 & 10: Arabs 11 & 12: 9/11 13 & 14: Terrorism.

Any suggestion?  — Preceding comment added by LIOD (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Osama bin Laden

Since 9/11 is around the corner, how about one of the AOTNs go to the Hide and Seek Champion from 2001-2011, Osama bin Laden? Erdrick (talk) 18:42, 7 September 2017 (EDT)

DeAndre Harris

Any objections to me AOTNifying this article? Not because it's mine, but because it's new and very topical, and he's getting a lot of media/social media attention. Proposing to set it for 13-14 October, or perhaps 15-16 if there's something already in the pipeline. Sidecar (talk) 09:49, 12 October 2017 (EDT)

Neogaf / Tyler Malka

This more felt up a girl in the shower and all the neogaf sjwtards are screaming rape or whatever. Mod team quit. It could be the end of Neogaf as we know it. Still very much a developing situation and no doubt those pages need updating. All relevant pages and archives can be found here: Spacekatguy (talk) 23:09, 21 October 2017 (EDT)

Like for the 23/24th or for the 25/26th? Like should we let the drama stew a bit or does it need to come out of the oven ASAP? Also I don't suppose you want to actually add it yourself... Tyler Malka, I'm kind of back logged with shit at the moment so if I do it, it'll be a quick/rush job. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 23:44, 21 October 2017 (EDT)


This Friday, November 3 is ten years since the creation of the Chris-chan page. I think that alone makes it worthy to make that the AotN. Erdrick (talk) 17:13, 29 October 2017 (EDT)

Le 56 Face

Relatively recent page about a recent meme. Le 56 Face is funny because it is based on truth of 1. the changing demographics in the USA and 2. the arrogance of american posters who somehow believe they are more racially pure than other western countries. Le 56 Face is also a bipartisan meme in that in can be used by the Left as a demotivator and by the Right as a call to action. There are many variations of Le 56 Face from Le 100% Face that is pure aryan to Le 0% Face that is so black that it actually darkens the background around him. I could also see other ethno-cultures making their own version of Le 56 Face such as a French or German version proving that this is more then just a trend but has lasting appeal.

Gets my vote. Sidecar (talk) 12:06, 10 November 2017 (EST)


The amount of trolling this guy did is astonishing. He's spammed gore pics at multiple people for over a year using boatloads upon boatloads of sock puppet accounts and different aliases. Even when he got caught and called he still continued to do it. --JustAnothaMuthafucka (talk) 03:02, 13 December 2017 (EST)


Krampus is a good idea for the Christmas season.

Hagibor (talk) 04:55, 17 December 2017 (EST)

Kraut and Tea

Keep up with the drama pls

Kenneth (talk) 16:33, 19 December 2017 (EST)

There, Merry Christmas. TommyP84 (talk) 17:18, 19 December 2017 (EST)


I believe this article should be AOTN because of the fact that people are now realizing the truth about this guy and what he has become. He's been known for causing drama on DeviantArt and getting upset over stupid shit. Plus, he draws fetish art and traces as well which has caused recent controversy with him and other artists. --Persianalolan.jpg (talk) 16:57, 19 December 2017 (EST)

Susan J. Elliott

Suzie would be good for an AOTN because she's having a meltdown because her article here lost her a position writing for Psychology Today because in PT's words, "Her article made her look like a fool." Also she's doing the Takedown ED schtick by claiming to have all our IP Addresses and will sue us all . . . Yada Yada Yada.

Hagibor (talk) 20:20, 19 December 2017 (EST)