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GrumpyCat lolsuit[edit]

How much is a meme worth? $710,001, that's how much. Internet cats are a bit gay, but the cat was already an internet phenomenon, and today's verdict is so ridiculous that it's noteworthy. Sidecar (talk) 16:07, 24 January 2018 (EST)

Considering Grumpy Cat is now dead after only 7 years, this has become extra lulzy. I'm the Juggernaut bitch! (talk) 18:44, 19 May 2019 (UTC)


Brony analyst recently discovered to be a pedophile. Drama started a couple of days ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=147&v=dGqGaX9g9-w

EnjoyThe Janitor (talk) 09:24, 26 January 2018 (EST)

Here's his article: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/ToonKriticY2K --Persianalolan.jpg (talk) 23:26, 2 February 2018 (EST)

L0de Radio Hour[edit]

Attention boys: l0de needs 1000 YouTube subscriptions by the end of february or Youtube will remove him from the partner program. Please subscribe to his channel and check out the ED article. — Agrippa (talk) 11:17, 28 January 2018 (EST)

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Article_of_the_Now/February_2,_2018 --Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 12:13, 28 January 2018 (EST)

Garfield plagiarism scandal[edit]

Article now shows how the most famous and critically-acclaimed Garfield strip was outright stolen by Jim Davis. Since this is new, exclusive, and will piss off lots of people, am proposing it for AOTN after Zaiger's run ends. If we don't, some bunch of two-bit journalists (probably from The Daily Beast again) will steal it and say it was their discovery and not ED's. СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 12:49, 4 February 2018 (EST)

Laura Kate Dale / Joshua Dale[edit]

With Laura Kate Dale's ED article existing, do you think it's worth mentioning him? From what I heard a lot from Kiwi Farms, Laura has become quite the lolcow. Not as much as a super raging tranny lolcow as Brianna Wu, but a tranny lolcow nonetheless. Ivo Robotnik (talk) 02:28, 21 February 2018 (EST)

Do it. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 12:17, 21 February 2018 (EST)

The Oscars[edit]

Everyone's favorite Hebe zoo exhibit known as The Academy Awards is airing on March 4. Many users could use a bit of context. Hsrandmehatecod (talk) 00:39, 23 February 2018 (EST)

Women's History Month[edit]

March is Women's History Month. I think we should try to feature the absolute worst women that ED has to offer this month. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 17:05, 1 March 2018 (UTC)

yes i agree, good idea.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 22:45, 1 March 2018 (UTC)
We've got room for 10 more women this month. Any suggestions that are either absolutely horrible women or who'd have potential lulz value if featured? — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 05:29, 4 March 2018 (UTC)
  • what about feminism? its not a woman but it's pretty much the only reason women's history month even exists SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 17:11, 5 March 2018 (UTC)
I set Femen as a feature for later this month. I was also thinking of possibly setting Wimmins as the last feature of the month. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 22:28, 6 March 2018 (UTC)
The Brenda Ann Spencer article reminded me that there's one for Amy Bishop, though it might need minor tweaks since it looks like it's been barely edited at all since weev made it back in 2011. -- LSCG (talk) 21:26, 6 March 2018 (UTC)
I was already thinking of setting that one. Do you want to fix it up at all? — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 22:28, 6 March 2018 (UTC)
Yeah, sure, fluffed it up a bit. -- LSCG (talk) 04:35, 7 March 2018 (UTC)

brittany venti[edit]

any objections to setting this for the 7th and 8th? SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 00:27, 3 March 2018 (UTC)

Do it. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 00:28, 3 March 2018 (UTC)

cool, luv u :D SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 01:01, 3 March 2018 (UTC)


Quite an infamous vore artist on DeviantArt that is mainly known for making poor quality animated fetish videos on YouTube containing vore. Figured I'd work on his article on here which was crap until now. I feel like it deserves AOTN given how he's pretty much one of the reasons DA is in the state it is in nowadays as well as the fact that he's influenced quite a number of people to get into things like vore and other disgusting shit. Plus he's so butthurt about criticism that he went as far as to disable comments on his YouTube videos. Not to mention he's about 33 or so and is still doing all of this after 12 years. Just figured I'd bring this up for the matter. --Persianalolan.jpg (talk) 07:44, 10 March 2018 (UTC)

Stephen Hawking[edit]

We should make Stephen Hawking an AOTN cuz G-D hit him with life's banhammer.

Hagibor (talk) 05:30, 14 March 2018 (UTC)

Laci Green[edit]

Laci Green
Why: After "coming out" she was immediately forgotten. No one knows what is going on with her. Perfect example of attention whore.
Tegra (talk) 10:16, 6 April 2018 (UTC)

  • What? Everyone knows what's going on with her. Chris Ray Gun cured her feminism with his dick. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 10:46, 6 April 2018 (UTC)

Cocaine Babe[edit]

It has boobs.

Hagibor (talk) 22:16, 19 April 2018 (UTC)


Vidlii what started out as a somewhat decent alternative to YouTube has in the past month or two turn into shitshow of drama and Ali (one of the moderators) being a little fuck and banning everyone on the site. I think that the page is good enough to be a AOTN -Boddz (talk) 15:41, 1 May 2018 (UTC)

Here is the page: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/VidLii


There is potential for lulz to be made by pac-man fans by this ED article on this vidya game character. also to remind us that yellow shit is dead



On June 1st CNN will be 38 years old lets celebrate this celebrate this moment by giving CNN AOTN --Boddz (talk) 14:13, 15 May 2018 (UTC)

The CNN page: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/CNN

Roseanne Barr[edit]

Rosanne should be the next AOTN

Hagibor (talk) 05:39, 30 May 2018 (UTC)

Jeremy Hambly consideration for AOTN[edit]

"The Quartering" has been getting a couple of viral hits lately with a variety of vague 'nerd culture' videos and is coming as a mid-level Mundane Matt style vlogger. I feel it a pretty opportune time to post his own spergouts and embarrassing history of personal army faggotry. --MeetTheMedic (talk) 12:00, 5 June 2018 (UTC)

Clay Claymore[edit]

This Faggot is a smug retard who think everyone's opinion is bad compared to him.

Wizardminer (talk) 14:04, 5 June 2018 (UTC)

Pride Month[edit]

Fucking hilarious https://youtube.com/watch?v=JTCYCf3e-y4

--Wikite (talk) 15:34, 7 July 2018 (UTC)

Donald Buffkin[edit]

Donald has returned to blank some articles (Kumichoo, Null, Chris-chan, Taekesi, Sonic, BakaRed, Pewdiepie and Marzia, the list goes on. Caught some of his socks in the act, and now he's in the goddamn forums and won't shut up about said articles.

Yellowbird (talk) 08:57, 14 August 2018 (UTC)

Set for September 1st. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 03:24, 21 August 2018 (UTC)

We are number one[edit]

Stefan died today Fuccboi (talk) 22:30, 21 August 2018 (UTC)Fuccboi

Please Do not feature Skuee[edit]

  • Personal articles are uninteresting and drag down site revenue .
  • The article is an ancient relic of the past and featuring it would make ED look like the bitter bullies that never moved on.
  • It is not funny and old.
  • Skuee is a wildly successful college student and super hacker. He does not give a shit, and the only one you would troll is me and his many fans.
  • He is the legend of America.
  • Encyclopedia Dramatica could be sued .

Pleasedonot (talk) 13:32, 30 August 2018 (UTC)

nobody cares about your autism • MJ2.0 (Talk) 14:01, 30 August 2018 (UTC)


To celebrate crunchyroll's shit new series: High Guardian Spice it should be best to give Crunchyroll AOTN

Assault Rifle[edit]

This is the weapon of quite a few an heroes. Notably Steven Paddock, Anders Behring Breivik, Nick Cruz, and many others. There is also a great deal of lulz surrounding Assault rifles because there are literally libtards that think they should be banned based on aesthetic appearance. There are also a lot of for the lulz things people have done such as take one with you to a police station or saw one in half and then get in trouble with the ATF for inadvertently creating a short-barreled assault rifle which multiple people on youtube have actually done. There was also someone who thought it was a good idea to openly carry one to a presidential speech but then it turns out that is legal to do somehow lol. There was also a stupid CNN gun expert who said some libtarded things about how to fire "fully semi-automatic". Anyways if this is made AOTN, whichever Admin who sets it will get a free assault rifle, guaranteed!1!11!!!. Washington (talk) 16:44, 1 October 2018 (UTC)

Zoe Quinn's Goddess Mode comic[edit]

With Zoe Quinn jumping another career into comic books with Robbi Rodriguez for DC Vertigo, already there's drama going on such as Robbi Rodriguez sending photos of his hairy asshole to Ethan Van Sciver and ComicsGate supporters before he purged his tweets and calls it a parody account. I'm surprised DC Comics haven't noticed yet. But let's mention it anyway. Ivo Robotnik (talk) 19:10, 9 October 2018 (UTC)

December is coming soon. That means her comic Goddess Mode will be available early December. Ivo Robotnik (talk) 00:21, 27 November 2018 (UTC)



Pretty much the king pin of the weaponized autism that is the youtube plush community. CreamCheeseIsCheeseBill (talk) 00:43, 16 October 2018 (UTC)


With him declaring war on his idol, I think he deserves to be a featured article. 26 October 2018, 09:58 A.M, Mr789Guy (talk)

Kero The Wolf[edit]


The article still needs work including the addition of pictures, but with the news I heard I do believe it should be AOTN. Any help would be greatly appreciated. --Persianalolan.jpg (talk) 18:51, 9 November 2018 (UTC)

*Relevant topic
*Expanding information to add
*Article itself is well formatted

I agree. | Save the whales, because BBW porn is awesome. Adcouncil.png (Talk - Shit I've done.) 08:52, 28 December 2018 (UTC)

What else should be added to the article besides what's there already? --Persianalolan.jpg (talk) 16:07, 28 December 2018 (UTC)

Kero leaked some nudes allegedly to (allegedly) get people off his back by showing that it wasn't his cock in the video. In the actual leaks themselves, Kero looks like he's semi-hard, meaning he has a microcock. You can find it on 8chan's /cow/ board, but I don't care to dig into it too much atm. | Save the whales, because BBW porn is awesome. Adcouncil.png (Talk - Shit I've done.) 08:29, 29 December 2018 (UTC)

Seems like something Kero would do lol --Persianalolan.jpg (talk) 15:04, 29 December 2018 (UTC)

Black History Month[edit]

Next month is Black History Month. A few pages that I can think of that would probably be worth featuring:

Got any other articles about negroes that should be featured? — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 00:30, 3 January 2019 (UTC)

Didn't R.Kelley get caught with underaged girls again?

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 06:44, 6 January 2019 (UTC)

He allegedly maintained an underage sex cult, but there isn't an R. Kelly article.
Lil B, especially considering that he released his iconic God's Father mixtape on February 27th, 2012. I also think Habbo Hotel is a good candidate, but maybe after a bit of cleanup.
MW2 weed emblem.png MW2 weed title background.pngMW2UTUBER (talk) 08:09, 10 January 2019 (UTC)

Peluchin Entertainment[edit]

Some spic that beat a cat to death. It’s a huge shitshow on YouTube right now.

Article: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Peluchin_Entertainment

CreamCheeseIsCheeseBill (talk) 19:04, 3 January 2019 (UTC)

Resident Evil 2[edit]

Would anyone mind if I did a RE2 page? I saw a suggestion earlier.

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 17:00, 16 January 2019 (UTC)


https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Eddsworld do it Knep the Knep 20:32, 7 February 2019 (UTC)Knep

Already on the lineup for next month since Edd isn't black enough for this month. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 20:54, 7 February 2019 (UTC)

Any good Kiwis[edit]

Does anyone know as my good kiwi farms lol cows. Looking to do another article.

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 05:55, 3 March 2019 (UTC)

What do you mean? Kiwi Farms already has an article on here. --Persianalolan.jpg (talk) 19:54, 3 March 2019 (UTC)

    • I was talking about people they have their eye on. I was hoping for a lurker to name a good lolcow.

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 05:01, 4 March 2019 (UTC)

I can't think of anyone since most people talked about on there already have articles on here. --Persianalolan.jpg (talk) 05:08, 4 March 2019 (UTC)

Have you tried browsing their forum, you lazy cunt? — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 18:34, 4 March 2019 (UTC)

Who me? I go on the forum all the time lol --Persianalolan.jpg (talk) 00:44, 5 March 2019 (UTC)

      • On occasion, how do you think I learned about doopie?

But I am lazy, I don't want to weed through all those topics.

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 02:09, 5 March 2019 (UTC)

You could check the animal control section of the forum. It's quite lulzy to say the least. --Persianalolan.jpg (talk) 03:13, 5 March 2019 (UTC)

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 08:09, 5 March 2019 (UTC)

You could make a page on Sonicfox perhaps. --Persianalolan.jpg (talk) 18:33, 5 March 2019 (UTC)

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 00:11, 6 March 2019 (UTC)

      • looking for more on him, can I take off the BNA?

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 02:14, 6 March 2019 (UTC)

Sure thing. Just be sure to make the article lulz worthy. There's enough shitty attack articles on here as it is. --Persianalolan.jpg (talk) 03:17, 6 March 2019 (UTC)

    • Trying to avoid that, that's why I'm be careful with what I pick because I don't want to be included in his right wing, trump conspiracy against him.

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 03:20, 6 March 2019 (UTC)

Have to admit, his shamwow wet dream cracked me up.  Gonna do a rewrite later.

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 16:21, 6 March 2019 (UTC)

Brenton Tarrant[edit]

This man is lulzy enough to be an AOTN.

ThotPatrolOfficer.png ThotPatrolOfficer 10:35, 15 March 2019 (UTC)

Suzano school shooting[edit]

Should the AOTN be our Brazilian warriors? Sefus23 (talk)

Suzano school shooting[edit]

It's so lulz Coñac1999 (talk) 01:21, 19 March 2019 (UTC)

MTV as featured article[edit]

Hi, I have updated MTV page with more documentation, added many videos nicely arranged and wrote about the recent decade. Recommend to put it on featured articles so people could see the new stuff.

If there is anything else required to update for this page to be featured, do consider to write me or add yourselves.

Greetings, Conan The Fuckbarian

This article was very good! I'm the Juggernaut bitch! (talk) 20:10, 22 May 2019 (UTC)

Etika World Network[edit]

Famous Nintendo streamer and reaction channel who has basically gone as crazy as Terry Davis, even calling people niggers and faggots on social media just like Terry. With his recent live-streamed arrest on Instagram, he needs to be AOTN'd now. --KaneLivesSignature.png KaneLives95 01:41, 30 April 2019 (UTC)



Shawn has been socking up a storm recently. CreamCheeseIsCheeseBill (talk) 15:33, 30 April 2019 (UTC)


There's a cheating scandal going down with ProJared lmao. The article SuperCheatBros (talk) 17:34, 9 May 2019 (UTC)

Grumpy Cat?[edit]

It did die very recently and an article about it already exists I'm the Juggernaut bitch! (talk) 18:59, 19 May 2019 (UTC)

AOTN: Sargon?[edit]

Slow lulz day today, also I note that there's no AOTN for tomorrow, however Sargon recently drove UKIP into the ground and lost them all their MPs for saying he might raep an MP given enough beer, I've added a section on it. UnlicensedButterknife sig 1.pngUnlicensedButterknife sig 2.png 16:47, 27 May 2019 (UTC)

Goddess Mode[edit]

Goddess Mode deactivated.

After Zoe Quinn's father died and uses his corpse to get people to hate GamerGate even more, she announce her Goddess Mode comic is Officially done with this arc. Knowing that the Vertigo comics are a major flop and is rumor on Bleeding Cool that DC Comics is going to close down Vertigo. I say Zoe Quinn killed the Vertigo comics. Ivo Robotnik (talk) 09:35, 5 June 2019 (UTC)

The Amazing World of Gumball[edit]

It's ending on the 24th, though the last episode leaked. All the man children are having a Chris-Chan tier meltdown over how the Final episode went. https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/The_Amazing_World_of_Gumball

CreamCheeseIsCheeseBill (talk) 17:14, 6 June 2019 (UTC)

L0de Radio Hour[edit]

Why not? Agrippa (talk) 18:56, 11 July 2019 (UTC)