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Please submit articles for AOTN that are current and relevant. Nobody cares about shit that happened 13 years ago.
It's some of the worst SJW bullshit out there. Just watch "Unboxing Masculinity" and "Unboxing the 2016 Election". AtheistGod 09:26, 12 March 2017 (EDT)
Sunday marks ten years ago since one of the lulziest school shootings in the 21st century. It's old shit but still lulzy. Erdrick 11:44, 11 April 2017 (EDT)
Robert Seman for AOTN
He's a pervert that An Heroed in a court house by jumping to his death. Who doesn't like seeing a pervert admit that what they did is wrong and kill themselves Hagibor 14:59, 12 April 2017 (EDT)
Think this would be quite the appropriate article to feature.
Giving how crazy some of these people are I think this article deserves to be featured PeterParker 21:56, 9 May 2017 (EDT) Peter Parker.
Giving how crazy some of these people are I think this article deserves to be featured PeterParker 21:57, 9 May 2017 (EDT)
I feel this article should be AOTN simply because of how many times he's tried to blank pages on this site out of butthurt, even before he got an article made. If you feature this, than it's guaranteed to make more lulz for everyone. Besides, he's been long overdue for a ED Page. (talk) 16:03, 6 June 2017 (EDT)
Fidget spinner - Anytime, I don't think it's gonna die down any time soon.
Renee Bracey Sherman - This one is likely to lose steam quickly.
Russell Greer - Could be timed with his upcoming Ariana court date, on August 2nd.
Otto Warmbier for AOTN
Right now all the libtards are bitching about his dying. Has chance to bring in major lulz.
AOTN 7/21/17 Linkin Park, anyone?
The lead singer just recently became an hero to the likes of old men like us. What's a better way to commemorate his falling, along with the band that defined people in the 2000s? By shitting all over them, that's how! — Preceding comment added by The Janitor (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (
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Yeah good idea, I'll set it for the 21 and 22nd, and move millennials to 23/24 - (Al Gore) 01:28, 21 July 2017 (EDT)
- Next AOTN should be about this. Given that most of Chester music was yelling about how he was molested during his childhood. Who agree? if no reply then i'll consider yes --LIOD 06:01, 24 July 2017 (EDT)
On 20 and 21 August 2017 you should put up tge Eclipse article.
- Saw a partial one yesterday, not being aware of such event. Because most of our newspapers -that I don't read- are filled with propaganda. --LIOD 03:37, 8 August 2017 (EDT)
I'm planning to set AOTN in this formation:
9 & 10: Arabs 11 & 12: 9/11 13 & 14: Terrorism.
Osama bin Laden
Any objections to me AOTNifying this article? Not because it's mine, but because it's new and very topical, and he's getting a lot of media/social media attention. Proposing to set it for 13-14 October, or perhaps 15-16 if there's something already in the pipeline. Sidecar (talk) 09:49, 12 October 2017 (EDT)