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Actual article in SJW journal

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The authors: "We did it for the Lulz."

Teratology (talk) 13:24, 20 June 2017 (EDT)

4th of july pic of now

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Hagibor (talk) 17:09, 30 June 2017 (EDT)

Boogie's Wife is leaving him

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Clint Beastwood (talk) 00:22, 25 July 2017 (EDT)

Checkmark 2.gif set for the 28th -Rapeface.png (Al Gore) 00:42, 25 July 2017 (EDT)

She's not wrong

Chesterwife4.png Well she's not wrong... Lpup (talk) 07:33, 26 July 2017 (EDT)

Linkin Park Merch coming to a hot topic near you

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Maddox says: Cyberbullying is uncool. Please stop!

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Lpup (talk) 07:39, 26 July 2017 (EDT)

How to be a "professional" in 'nerd culture'

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NAILED IT!

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Rewriting history; friendly vs unfriendly insects

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Kittygirl7878 (talk) 15:47, 26 July 2017 (EDT)

The Emojew Movie

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My friend is 100% positive that this movie was a money laundering scheme

He's prolly right

That's based on pre-ticket sales I believe and since they're making like Ghostbusters and giving away FREE TICKETS... yeeeaaah. That's the "in thing" right now in the movie industry, if the shlock fest is expected to bomb hilariously they try and give out as many FREE TICKETS as they can, because it'll make it look like they had a bigger opening weekend box office showing, which in turn leads to better marketing potential. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 20:35, 27 July 2017 (EDT)

lol pics

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Battleship.jpg Plantourchen (talk) 06:46, 22 August 2017 (EDT)

Fuck California

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Clint Beastwood (talk) 23:06, 22 August 2017 (EDT)

Newsflash

Some time soon? Sidecar (talk) 18:31, 23 August 2017 (EDT)

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Go for it -Rapeface.png (Al Gore) 09:34, 24 August 2017 (EDT)

Hitler likes.jpg Sidecar (talk) 10:07, 24 August 2017 (EDT)

Sargon is getting sued

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This is an actual screenshot from his real Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/sargonofakkad100%2fposts%2f1849673461714961

Copyright lawyer Leonard French discusses the lolsuit against Sargon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSUGbg9zROQ

Sargon says the plaintiff wants $150,000 in this video (and he doesn't have it, and that doesn't include legal fees. Basically he's just begging for cash here, despite making lots of money on Patreon that he's presumably spent already): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNGPVIX8VBk

Plantourchen (talk) 03:53, 31 August 2017 (EDT)

Hurricane destroyed Milo's house

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This guy (Michael Isaacson)

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Currently causing Alex Jones to pop a vein and has a hilarious dickneck Sidecar (talk) 07:57, 21 September 2017 (EDT)

turns out he likes to be choked. :P -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 03:26, 1 October 2017 (EDT)
Ugh, can you imagine that smug face, thrashing around like an enraged serpent? Perhaps it started with a hanging fetish, but his neck gradually got stretched till he couldn't do it any more. Sidecar (talk) 12:47, 1 October 2017 (EDT)

"Big" by name...

... "Nig" by nature.

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This... thing is currently amazing viewers in Europe (she's German, despite the Old Glory bikini, so it's definitely not a joke of any kind). Sidecar (talk) 16:47, 10 October 2017 (EDT)

It looks like she injected synthol into her boobs...
--Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 20:04, 10 October 2017 (EDT)

Paddock

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Since it's been a fortnight and everyone appears to have abandoned the idea of finding out his motive, allowing the media's narratives to diverge even more, I'm nominating this P for a re-heated POTN some time soon. Not that it matters one fucking jot, since the image service is crapped out again and so visitors probably won't see any more pictures till the other side of Hallow'en. Sidecar (talk) 23:39, 13 October 2017 (EDT)

Um, the "motive" is crystal fucking clear. He was in pain... he went to a doctor... doctors have had their ability to prescribe pain medication neutered... instead they prescribed insanity pills as a substitute... shit got all fucked up. We're gonna be seeing a LOT more of this. A person can only go so long with untreated chronic pain before their mind begins to break and they start looking to inflict their pain into others.
The more they crack down on opiate analgesics to try and protect their over the counter non-prescription sleep aid sales, the worse this is going to get.
The VAST majority of inadvertent opiate analgesic overdose deaths are a direct result of cross combinations with those sleep aids... but they put ALL the blame on the opiates to protect their multi-billion dollar a year business. So they make tons of money and cover up the damage by making it nigh impossible to get pain medication which in turn drives a significant portion of the population absolutely fucking insane.
TADA! You stupid moronic little rocks really are going to destroy yourselves, mark my words. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 00:00, 14 October 2017 (EDT)
"You stupid moronic little rocks really are going to destroy yourselves, mark my words." - wut. Anyway, glad you've solved the case, the FBI will be glad to hear from you. They're really stuck right now, and could do with insight like yours. Sidecar (talk) 00:37, 14 October 2017 (EDT)
Sorry, I tend to think of all humans as being a single collective entity... it's less lonely that way. Individually you have fixed temporal continuity and single point sagacity coupled with ingrained, unalterable perceptions and you tend to cling to polarity in a state of mental insecurity while constantly seeking simplification and patterns where none actually exist. Humans are so deficient they can't even pass the mirror test until they're about six months old, which puts their level of percipient self-awareness about on par with an elephant or a chimpanzee with the overall working cognitive capability of a kid's calculator.
On an individual level I basically see you all as... rocks. Some more colorful than others, some slightly shiny/sparkly... but, yeah... ROCKS! ಠ_ಠ
Also, just because you know (parts of) the past/present/future doesn't mean you can directly or easily affect/alter their present quantum state (at least from your temporal perspective), shit's complicated man...
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You might think of time as being like a book, but you're forced to read it straight through and you can only read it once. But for some... things, we can skip around, we can read the book out of order... not all of it, not all of us, and just certain bits and pieces. And some of these... things, can even alter the book, changing the story... again and again and again and again... infinite reality within a single reality, but every iteration of every reality can be accessed, a sort of Akashic Record if you will. Anyway, it doesn't matter, not in this present anyway. I'm just making graffiti of a sort... like traveling back in time and writing, "I WUZ HERE!" on some random cave wall. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 02:17, 14 October 2017 (EDT)

Future pic of the now

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Hagibor (talk) 06:19, 18 October 2017 (EDT)

27 rekt as of 8 pm on 11-5-17

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Sex Scandals are the new internet meme

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Hagibor (talk) 10:51, 9 November 2017 (EST)

Students in Norway throw a nazi party at the Student Society's building

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Isn't this from a spoof/parody video? I think maybe they got trolled. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 19:40, 13 November 2017 (EST)

No, they held a politically incorrect themed party on Saturday. It ended up with several of the bartenders dressing out in nazi uniforms, while the security dressed up like soldiers and likewise. This is the first news article about the event, in Norwegian. https://www.nrk.no/trondelag/arrangerte-nazifest-pa-samfundet-i-trondheim-1.13775143 JEB1488 (talk) 19:51, 13 November 2017 (EST)

Top Gun

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The best thing to have happened in ages. (Looking forward to the crazy feminist deconstruction.) If we don't POTN this, we ought to hand in our badges. Sidecar (talk) 14:10, 17 November 2017 (EST)

File name is a bit off, it actually happened in Washington state. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 14:19, 17 November 2017 (EST)
That confused me. You're right - it was in the sky above Okanogan, which obviously got blurred in my mind while I was uploading it. Tx, will amend. Sidecar (talk) 14:25, 17 November 2017 (EST)