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Black Panther movie has black people

"they're praising black panther for having a lot of black people? what in the world were they expecting, azns?" - Luiz Miguel [1]

Chatroulette Jerks

Just got banned from Chatroulette for 24 hours because dudes jerking off didn't like me popping into frame asking why they do this.


Comment Etiquette


Anti-feminism has become as much a religion as feminism, where people pay to have their beliefs parroted back at them and relentlessly defend someone on "their side" no matter how clearly fucking retarded they are.


Drunken Hobo

Checkmark 2.gif set for May 10 and 11 -Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 14:40, 10 May 2017 (EDT)

Weeaboo BTFO

We got 18-year-olds that are leaving to go off to college, 18-year-olds starting their careers, 18-year-olds sacrificing their lives, going overseas to defend our liberty and what America stands for. Then you got this moron standing out there creating a Japanese anime whatever its called,” said the sheriff. [2]


--One With The Lulz 12:31, 13 May 2017 (EDT)

Rodrigo Duterte

There was this Australian lay minister. When they took them out, I saw her face and I thought, 'Son of a whore. What a pity. They raped her, they all lined up. I was mad she was raped but she was so beautiful. I thought, the mayor should have been first.

-Rodrigo Duterte --Jackfisher 02:18, 28 May 2017 (EDT)


This quote is really good advice and I used it on the Doopie DoOver page.

""Fear names. Names have power in identity. Others can use names as weapons. Names are a hook that can be used to track you... Remain nameless, and you shall be safe. "

Planescape : Torment

Hagibor (talk) 11:25, 27 July 2017 (EDT)

That logic works in reverse though, if you're anonymous, you can use anyone's name you like, you can attribute any text, any words, any rhetoric to any faux figurehead of your choosing. Names are nothing more than a distraction, a verbal sleight of hand to sneak attention away from absent minded morons. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 12:07, 27 July 2017 (EDT)

Scumhooks mom

"you made my cunt look like it swallowed a dog who then chewed its way out" -Scumhooks mom Maysam (talk) 02:17, 14 August 2017 (EDT)

Good quote from Georgia Cop

Good Quote

"We only kill black people."

Lt. Greg Abbott, Cobb County Police Georgia telling a white woman who was afraid to move, for fear of being killed, during a DUI stop.

Hagibor (talk) 18:35, 1 September 2017 (EDT)

Alt-right ass frustration

Are all "Quotes of the Now" going to be right-wing twitter posts bitching about how white people are being victimized, how CNN is lying about Trump and "western culture" is on the brink of destruction from now on? I always thought ED was a satire wiki documenting internet culture and not an outlet for asshurt /pol/-tards.

Also like to propose the following quote from /b/:

"You're sitting there encouraging people to eat dog shit. Your arguments are completely invalid, lol. It should go without saying, the fuck's wrong with you?"

Can provide screenshot if required.

Phuc Iou (talk) 13:30, 10 September 2017 (EDT)