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Lulz and drama from the Black Death[edit]

"Few events in history have evoked such extremes of human behavior as the medieval plague. There was the horrendous brutality of the Flagellants, who trampled the roads of Europe, flailing their half-naked bodies and murdering Jews, and the sweet selflessness of the sisters of Hôtel-Dieu, who sacrificed their own lives to care for the plague victims of Paris."

From "John Kelly-The Great Mortality_ An Intimate History of the Black Death, the Most Devastating Plague of All Time-Harper Perennial (2006).mobi" (the previous paragraph is important and relevant to the above quote).  —Lolyunohavgudsoftware 01:37, 19 January 2018 (EST)

Former Baywatch Babe, Nicole Eggert Accuses Scott Baio Of Molesting Her[edit]

Scott Baio replies saying it was consensual and she asked for it

I have no clue why she's climbing on the #MeToo band wagon

Hagibor (talk) 00:19, 1 February 2018 (EST)

Coffee Shops In Cali Might Have To Carry Cancer Warnings[edit]


Coffee may cause cancer so there needs to be a warning but we're still waiting to see a warning come with breathing California's air

Hagibor (talk) 00:07, 1 February 2018 (EST)

Weed Lube[edit]

Weed lube, women claim that it gives them more epic, explosive orgasms.

Hagibor (talk) 23:51, 8 February 2018 (EST)

Bullshit Justice[edit]

You have to agree that the Justice System is fucked up when a former MLB pitcher, Esteban Loaiza, only has to ante up a $200,000 in bail for geing caught with over 22 kilos, 44 pounds, of cocaine and heroin.

If that was you or me, we'd be getting charged as a dealer or a supplier and be hit with a 7 digit bail.

He turned snitch.

Hagibor (talk) 12:51, 12 February 2018 (EST)

More Bullshit Justice[edit]

Steve Wilkos, who always demands Draconian punishments and for men to nut up and take what's lega lly coming to them is crying for leniancy and asking that his drunk driving charges be dropped.