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Black Panther movie has black people

"they're praising black panther for having a lot of black people? what in the world were they expecting, azns?" - Luiz Miguel [1]

Chatroulette Jerks

Just got banned from Chatroulette for 24 hours because dudes jerking off didn't like me popping into frame asking why they do this.


Comment Etiquette


Anti-feminism has become as much a religion as feminism, where people pay to have their beliefs parroted back at them and relentlessly defend someone on "their side" no matter how clearly fucking retarded they are.


Drunken Hobo

Checkmark 2.gif set for May 10 and 11 -Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 14:40, 10 May 2017 (EDT)

Weeaboo BTFO

We got 18-year-olds that are leaving to go off to college, 18-year-olds starting their careers, 18-year-olds sacrificing their lives, going overseas to defend our liberty and what America stands for. Then you got this moron standing out there creating a Japanese anime whatever its called,” said the sheriff. [2]


--One With The Lulz 12:31, 13 May 2017 (EDT)

Rodrigo Duterte

There was this Australian lay minister. When they took them out, I saw her face and I thought, 'Son of a whore. What a pity. They raped her, they all lined up. I was mad she was raped but she was so beautiful. I thought, the mayor should have been first.

-Rodrigo Duterte --Jackfisher 02:18, 28 May 2017 (EDT)


This quote is really good advice and I used it on the Doopie DoOver page.

""Fear names. Names have power in identity. Others can use names as weapons. Names are a hook that can be used to track you... Remain nameless, and you shall be safe. "

Planescape : Torment

Hagibor (talk) 11:25, 27 July 2017 (EDT)

That logic works in reverse though, if you're anonymous, you can use anyone's name you like, you can attribute any text, any words, any rhetoric to any faux figurehead of your choosing. Names are nothing more than a distraction, a verbal sleight of hand to sneak attention away from absent minded morons. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 12:07, 27 July 2017 (EDT)

Scumhooks mom

"you made my cunt look like it swallowed a dog who then chewed its way out" -Scumhooks mom Maysam (talk) 02:17, 14 August 2017 (EDT)

Good quote from Georgia Cop

Good Quote

"We only kill black people."

Lt. Greg Abbott, Cobb County Police Georgia telling a white woman who was afraid to move, for fear of being killed, during a DUI stop.

Hagibor (talk) 18:35, 1 September 2017 (EDT)

Alt-right ass frustration

Are all "Quotes of the Now" going to be right-wing twitter posts bitching about how white people are being victimized, how CNN is lying about Trump and "western culture" is on the brink of destruction from now on? I always thought ED was a satire wiki documenting internet culture and not an outlet for asshurt /pol/-tards.

Also like to propose the following quote from /b/:

"You're sitting there encouraging people to eat dog shit. Your arguments are completely invalid, lol. It should go without saying, the fuck's wrong with you?"

Can provide screenshot if required.

Phuc Iou (talk) 13:30, 10 September 2017 (EDT)
Feel free to make suggestions, right now the majority of the good/funny/entertaining quotes are centered more against looney liberals (and for good reason). The only recent exception was Trump's daughter on her Thanksgiving decorating advice. ED has always largely been about counterculture and it just so happens that, at the moment, liberal lunatics are the pervasive social standard, so it makes sense for ED to be antithetical to that stance, just as ED was much more left leaning when Republican rhetoric was the prevailing social standard (back during Bush's time). That said, there certainly is a pervasive set of unironic alt-right cockroaches about, but I think we do a pretty good job on the whole of culturally curb stomping those wannabe Nazi newfags into the pavement. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 04:25, 22 November 2017 (EST)

Newsweek claims trump is like charles manson

It's almost predictable that some idiot online will write an outlandish story connecting Trump to the villain du jour, all designed to generate web traffic and ad dollars.


—Media Research Center Vice President Dan Gainor

The once reputable Newsweek goes further and further to the left

Hagibor (talk) 19:21, 21 November 2017 (EST)

The BAWWing Of A Modder

So, I was working on a Persona 3 mod a few weeks ago. The idea was to completely overhaul all the game's textures. At some point I went on ShrineFox's forum to ask for help, and got banned. After that, I went to his Discord to ask him why he banned me, and got banned on there as well. So I just went back to my server, raged for a while, and moved on. I was working on my mod for several weeks after that. ShrineFox would send over his goons to advertise their ripoff of my mod, as well as shitpost and try to convince people to leave my Discord. ShrineFox made two alt accounts to join my server and shitpost some more. One of his goons working on a UI mod for Persona 3 came into my server after I asked him if he would help on my mod. Apparently he was close friends with ShrineFox, and literally went as far as to say these exact words. YouTube Favicon.png "I'm going to steal your mod's name, and all the work you've done on it. And you can't do anything about it." Eventually, one of his goons earned my respect after several days of acting like a decent person and being respectful to me. So I made him a mod, and went to bed. The next day I came back to my server, and he had completely destroyed it. He banned everyone except for me, and a few of his goons. He made ShrineFox an admin, changed the server name to "Crow is a faggot" and deleted all the channels and roles I made. I'm well aware that the Reddit mods will probably ban me for posting this, and call it "baiting", but I'm trying to warn you people. ShrineFox may seem like a cool guy on his YouTube channel, but he has no honor or respect for anyone besides himself and his cult of undying followers. Do not trust him, and if you see a mod called "Persona 3 Diamond", keep in mind, he stole that name from me.


darkroar360 AKA Crow

TheUltimate (talk) 00:32, 28 November 2017 (EST)

So is this like one group of 12 year olds fucking around with some other 12 year old, or is it like a group of trolls fucking around with some 30 year old CWC clone? I mean, seriously, "Persona 3 Diamond"... even Chris Chan has managed to exercise greater levels of originality. Unless they're 12, severely autistic or blatantly trolling I'm not seeing many other options. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 03:33, 28 November 2017 (EST)
It was the ladder TheUltimate (talk) 11:29, 28 November 2017 (EST)
  • QOTN hasn't been set and I think that's too long for the main page, any other suggestions? SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 15:43, 4 December 2017 (EST)
If someone else doesn't set one by 8PM (pst) then I'll set one. I try to wait to the last minute in case something more "of the now" pops up. I usually pull from popular YouTube channels or from Twitter's "moments". Basically I just scroll through the comments until I find something funny and then set the quote to link back to the video or tweet. It's pretty easy, doesn't usually take more than a couple minutes at most. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 17:09, 4 December 2017 (EST)
  • The most interesting thing on Twitter is a kid dressing up as a tree for the rest of their semester... I think it's best to just wait. SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 17:21, 4 December 2017 (EST)

qotn frequency

hol up when'd we start setting quotes daily, i thought thaey were every two days? SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 22:31, 18 December 2017 (EST)

Some Good News

If G-D loves us enough, we might be lucky enough to see libtard central, New England destroyed by a volcano

Hagibor (talk) 15:28, 19 December 2017 (EST)

Call of duty player killed after being swatted


Hagibor (talk) 16:38, 29 December 2017 (EST)


I also contacted the local newspaper of my area called The Register Citizen. I sent them copies of everything that was going on from the DRC newspaper and from that reporter, Mr. Cash to The Register Citizen, my local newspaper in my area.


Michele Marie Dalene reactions after her livestream was taken over by "troublemakers."

TheUltimate (talk) 22:37, 31 December 2017 (EST)