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Earth Eternal is back like Herpes
What is it?
Conceived in 2007 by the closet furfag Matt Mihaly, creator of Achaea and former president of Iron Realms Entertainment, Earth Eternal is the latest development in the spread of furfaggotry across teh interweb. It is a free MMORPG with shitty 3D graphics and a furry-friendly backstory. There are NO HUMAN CHARACTERS in this game, and thus it was destined to fail.
According to an interview given by Matt on Gamer-Girl.org, the original concept for Earth Eternal was much less gay, and included human characters and overt tones of violence and sexuality. The idea then degenerated into a "PG-rated" game.
It didn't work out for them though. Read on to find out what happens when you ally yourself with furry scum.
Earth Eternal was set on planet Earth after the extinction of mankind. Though the remnants of modern structures still stand, human society has ceased to be. Furfags have risen up to take control of the world, touting a system of beliefs and gods dumber than those outlined in Scientology. The plot behind Earth Eternal accurately details the worst nightmare of every god-fearing man, woman, and child in the universe - that the furfags will one day reign supreme, free to yiff in public rather than in Hell.
In order to keep the game family-friendly, the developers have provided "Groves", or privately-owned areas, where the furfags can do their yiffing. How many will relegate their perversions to these groves still remains to be seen.
—Matt Mihaly, CEO (not for much longer) Sparkplay Media
In early August, 2010, Massively reported the potential shutdown of Earth Eternal. The furry players wept, while everyone else did not care or pointed and laughed. Massively commenter Mewmew commented, "First of all, giving away the micro-transaction items pretty much ruins the entire economy and game, just in case someone else does pick it up. I spent a lot of money on those items, and now not only could my money go to waste (tho it can with any online game) - but in case someone else picks it up, why would they want to even if you flood the game full of free items that people normally pay for? What will be left for people to buy if you give it all away? Who wants to buy a game with no profit potential left in it? Really smart move... Hopefully you have a backup of just before you made this stupid move. And yes, you could wipe all of the pay items, which means people like me who actually did pay for them get wiped out too." Still others said that it will prove to other developers that F2P is not always the best option.
Turns out that some company bought the rights to it, thus preventing it's shutdown. The only good side of this is that they have might have to pay to play. DISREGARD THAT, it was shut down, causing all its players to collectively slit their wrists.
Earth Eternal 2: Electric Boogaloo
Earth Eternal is back and this time is supported by a company called TurnOut Ventures. It was relaunched sometime late July in 2011 as "Earth Eternal Reborn" except now you log on with your Failbook account to play.
- Iron Realms Entertainment
Sparkplay Media, new lair of furfag Matt Mihaly.
- Earth Eternal, the epicenter of furfaggotry itself.
Lol, deadit's back. The official Earth Eternal forumsdead
- Earth Eternal's JewTube profile, with game demos.
- Gamer-Girl.org's interview with Matt.
- IGN's interview with Matt.
- Gamebunny's interview with Matt - includes commentary on the accusations of Earth Eternal's furfaggotry.
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