|This person has Assburgers Syndrome, |
so you can't say anything bad! :-(
Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
|Born||July 24, 1991|
|Highscore|| Killed 6
|Style||Single Player / Grand Theft Auto|
|Title|| The Supreme Gentleman
|Rank||77th Place :(|
|Motive||virgin with Rage|
Elliot Oliver Robertson Rodger✡ aka The Supreme Gentleman™ (online aliases ElliotR1, The Purifier, TheWowGenius, Valtharion, Ramsaybolton, Varodan123, and a handful of Youtube socks) is known worldwide as not only the best World of Warcraft player this planet has ever seen and an award-winning author, but also a chronically aspergic love-shy misogynist, who on May 23rd, 2014, fulfilled his lifelong dream of reenacting Grand Theft Auto, by gunning down numerous prostitutes from the sanctity of his BMW because he was angry that he was 22 years old and still a virgin.
Like other national treasures such as Cho, William Atchison, David Katz, the Columbine Killers, Randy Stair, Dimitrious Pagourtzis, the Unabomber, Nick Cruz, Omar Marteen, Adam Lanza, Timothy McVeigh, Nasim Aghdam, Anders Behring Breivik, Paris sandniggers, Stephen Paddock, Osama Bin Laden, Brenton Tarrant and Adolf Hitler, Elliot left the world with a 100+ page
manifesto auto-biography, video blogs, warning signs, and a month long session of The Blame Game to satisfy the media's savage appetite for misery. He was also a prominent member of the MGTOW incel community, and occasionally posted on Bodybuilding.com before offing himself.
Also notable is that Elliot was the son of the Hunger Games assistant director Peter Rodger (Jewish of course), which not only marks Peter's complete failure as a director (See: Battle Royale) but also his failure as a parent.
Elliot was victorious in receiving the Golden iPod for 2014, for going out with a BANG!
- 1 But First, Lemme Take a #Selfie
- 2 Early Childhood
- 3 My Posting Career
- 4 Rage of the incel Virgin
- 5 Choice segments from "My Twisted World"
- 6 High Score
- 7 So Cash Copypasta
- 8 Feminazis Run Wild
- 9 Videos
- 10 Gallery
- 11 See Also
- 12 External Links
But First, Lemme Take a #Selfie
Elliot was the spawn of an Asian and a Brit, leaving him forever cursed with a small penis. This fact is further cemented by a post he made on the Bodybuilding.com forum just 2 weeks prior to his rampage in regards to average penis length.
Information ascertained from the above post makes it very clear that his inferior penis helped motivate him to end his life and the lives of those who would most certainly laugh at the sight of it.
At a very young age, Elliot was diagnosed with full-blown ass burgers. While this is not always a death sentence, as most spergs indulge themselves with non-violent obsessions such as Sanic, 2hu or My Little Pony, Elliot would instead obsess over his social failures and Girls who rejected and ignored him. Throughout school, Elliot would devote himself to his countless embarrassing moments and social inadequacies, most notably his inability to get laid despite being the nicest guy in the whole entire world.
Throughout his TL;DR manifesto, Elliot recalls such traumatic situations as "hurting his hand on a cactus" and "my parents got a divorce." Internet psychologists agree that these things molded him into the cold blooded killer he would later become.
My Posting Career
Throughout college, instead of going to parties and potentially getting laid, Elliot would spend his time leveling up numerous World of Warcraft characters, being a nuisance on discussion forums, blanking Justin Bieber's Wikipedia article, and filling out dating profiles. He eventually found internet stardom as "The Purifier" on the PUAHate.com forums, a site dedicated to crying about being ripped off by people who offer dating advice.
His earliest internet activity however is on YouTube, where he was the root user of a dozen sock accounts which were dedicated to letting everyone know that "JUSTIN BIEBER IS AN UGLY MONSTER". He would use these sock accounts to spam Bieber videos with this message.
—Elliot Rodger, age 18
Elliot was also active on the Teenspot boards during this time where he would create threads about why nobody wants to date him while reminding women in their own dating threads just how ugly they are. Additionally, he also had dating profiles on OKCupid, Plentyoffish, and Adult Friend Finder where he neglected to post a picture of his shriveled Asian microcock.
After playing the field for a year on the internet, Elliot resigned to a life of MMOs and vandalizing Wikipedia articles. While wiki vandalism is generally considered to be an honorable task for any internet denizen, his methods and targets negate any internet cool points he could have earned for doing so. Elliot's primary targets on Wikipedia were the Footjob and Fellatio articles where he would remove images of the act, his Holocaust photographer grandfather, blanking the Justin Bieber article, and an article about a bodybuilder for which he might have looked like had he spent a fraction of the time in the gym as he spent on the computer. An interesting note about the bodybuilder article (Aziz Shavershain) is that the date of vandalism coincide with his final attempt to get laid, meaning that after failing to get pussy he started removing images of a person who most clearly has no difficulties with it.
Elliot was an avid World of Warcraft player on the Tichondrius server, having multiple characters at level 80. He was so good at WoW that he named himself "TheWowGenius" and spent his non-WoW hours acting like a faggot on WoW forums.
—Someone send this to Blizzard's PR Department
Elliot would refer to his detractors as "carebears" before winning internet arguments, and would later flaunt his victories because to him it was the next best thing to having sex.
In his final year, Elliot found solace in a community devoted to the terminally love-shy whose sole purpose was to cry about the money they lost buying "How to Score" manuals off the internet. These people, who refer to themselves as "Incels", spend their days reminding each other that all women are disgusting, vile, hateful Neanderthals without grasping the irony.
Over time, Elliot became a known and respected member of PUAHate.com under the username "The Purifier". His ideologically preaching posts were encapsulated with so much rage and resentment of the female gender that even the most sexless members of PUAHate bowed before his awe-inspiring virgin presence. Elliot was so well respected that the day after the shootings, the members of the now defunct forum congregated on video chat to lament in how incredible his message was. One member speaking over voice chat with a thick Australian accent was so inspired by Elliot's rampage that he vowed to inflict the same punishment upon his enemies. These acts were never carried out, as it is assumed that he was eaten by dingos, and Ausfailia b& guns after Martin Bryant went loose.
Elliot's messages were preachy, authoritative, and laced with the hatred that only a virgin who spent his college years playing MMOs could conjure. Far from scoring him any pussy or intimidating his detractors, his posts only served to cement his reputation as a fgt and out him as a self-hating chink-Kike trying to pass as a member of the superior white race.
In Elliot's final days, he registered on the bodybuilding.com forum identifying himself as 5' 9'' weighing in at a hulking 135 lbs, and immediately began posting his Purifier-esque rants on the site's off-topic forum. He was met with ridicule and eerie predictions that he was to become a serial killer, unbeknownst that he had already finished his plan and was days away from worldwide stardom.
The abuse he received from the site's regular users was so intense that the forum's administration deleted fucking everything the moment news surfaced that he was posting there. Showcasing prolific trolling technique, Elliot informed everyone that they were jealous of his unparalleled beauty, his nice car, superior intelligence, and God-tier gentlemanly behavior. Alas, nobody paid much attention and instead just laughed at his weight for a week straight.
Rage of the incel Virgin
After finishing his manifesto and releasing his final youtube vlog, Elliot had high hopes of achieving God-tier status by dustin' an entire sorority house. Like Columbine, his massacre had a lot of potential, but ultimately went to shit. His main target was the Alpha Phi sorority, but much in the same way that Harris & Klebold's master plan of turning their school into a crater with homemade bombs failed, his plan also failed hard, but in an even more pathetic manner. Elliot couldn't get them to open the front door, so he immediately fell back on plan B, which consisted of shooting the fuck out of everything in sight. If he wasn't such a fucking idiot, he would have found a way to break in; like by picking the lock, or by breaching the door using a shotgun, or even just wait until the door isn't fuckin' locked.
Level 1: Take out your Roommates
This is the tutorial stage, where you learn how to use a knife, and stab your three Asian roommates to death, while they are distracted by a Starcraft tournament OTI. This level serves to demonstrate the vast physics capabilities and realistic ragdolls the NPCs have. You will need to learn how the stealth mechanics work, for you must be a Silent Assassin.
Level 2: Alpha Phi
In this stage, you approach the sorority house and attempt to break in by knocking very loudly on the door for three minutes. When none of the residents answer your knocks, you are presented with a choice.
- Option A: Break into the home.
- Option B: Cry.
If you chose Option A, Elliot will attempt to break into the home by climbing through a window. Unfortunately because of his miniature height, he is unable to reach the first-floor window and during this attempt is apprehended by a police officer resulting in an immediate game over and life in prison. Option B is the only way to proceed with the game, at which point Elliot cries about his failure of a plan and then begins shooting at random people on the sidewalk.
(Fact, Elliot's original intentions were to set the sorority house on fire. Had he bought himself some gas and a lighter, he could have killed more women, which was exactly what he wanted. Why he didn't end up doing that instead of hoping they would open the door for him, which even blondes aren't dumb enough to do, is anyone's guess.)
Level 3: The Deli
Elliot hops in his car and drives to the one place where he is certain there will be women - a sandwich shop. Upon arrival, he finds that instead of women, the place is populated by beaners who took everyone's jerbz. With his plan failing for a second time, Elliot opens fire and cries again before driving off to his next destination.
Level 4: Sperg Rage
This is where you can rack up the most points. The stage starts with a 10 minute countdown clock with Elliot behind the wheel mowing down pedestrians like a gangsta and running bicyclists off the road. When the timer reaches 2 minutes, police officers appear and begin returning fire. Once the timer is up, Elliot crashes into a parked car.
Level 5: An-Hero
In this final stage, you have 10 seconds to punch in the Konami Code before officers drag you out the car and place you under arrest. If you enter the code in time, Elliot is released from his sexless prison and awarded with 72 virgins, not including himself.
Fact: Elliot Rodger's low-scoring spree signified the moment mass-shootings in America officially became a Forced Meme.
Choice segments from "My Twisted World"
Here are some of the best parts from his 141 page long manifesto.
|Kill count:||6/20 (14 injured)|
|Accuracy:||10/20 Spray 'n' Pray|
|Style:||18/20 Grand Theft Auto|
|Butthurt:||18/20 One of 2014's top stories.|
|Bonus:||20/20 Beta Uprising leader, trolled feminazis, etc.|
|Total score: 72/100 (C-)|
So Cash Copypasta
Hey blonde bitches,
My name is Elliot, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are happy, retarded, bitches who spend every second of their day kissing and making out with lesser men than me. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you bitches ever gotten any supreme gentleman? I mean, I guess it's fun making out with obnoxious guys because of your own insecurities, but you all take that to a whole new level. This is even worse since I am a virgin.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I own a gucci sunglass and I am a sophisticated, polite gentleman, unlike most boys my age. My father is of British descent, and my mother is of Asian descent, so that makes me a Eurasian. I enjoy hiking, exercising, watching sunsets, traveling, cars, fashion, going to nice restaurants, and going to parties. I have traveled all over the world, ever since I was a child. What have you brutes done, other than had sex with girls that should be with me? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot car (I just drove to my fav park; Shit was SO cash). You are all bitches who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my BMW.
Feminazis Run Wild
Despite the fact that Elliot killed twice as many men as women, swarms of man-hating Twatter social justice warriors decided to make the tragedy all about themselves, via their #yesallwomen hashtag, consisting of endless blubbering about stupid, trivial shit like catcalling, which is obviously much more important than the people he actually killed. It also consisted of a great deal of BAWWWW about how teh wimmenz can't walk through East St. Louis at 2am without being afraid, while men would have absolutely nothing to worry about in that scenario.
As expected, once the menz of the internet got around to fighting back against being called potential rapists who are worse than sharks, the Feminazis groaned about being called out on their bullshit and whined about how teh evil menz were "making it all about them". It also was followed by countless articles claiming that Rodger was a PUA or MRA, even though he was actually a member of an anti-PUA site and, unlike the aforementioned groups, actually got out from behind his computer screen to do shit. But by far the worst damage caused by the dykes was failing so hard that they actually made Glenn Beck right about something for the first time in his life.
Ted Cruz as ER
Assorted / Other
Sir Elliot, on the subject of women.
- Love Shy
- Sargon of Akkad - Unironically tried to blame this massacre on feminism.
- Luka Magnotta
- George Sodini
- Mumkey Jones - His biggest fan.
- Marjan Siklic
- Ben Moynihan - Another omega male virgin who went batshit by stabbing three women in the same year.
- Friend Zone
- Nice guys
- School shooting
- File:Elliot Manifesto.pdf
- Elliot Rodger: Retribution (the video game)
- Play FlappyFedora, where Supreme Gentlemen fly above the friendzone
- Elliot Rodger: Driver
- Full Manifesto
- Lolcow.wiki article
- Elliot's Photobucket
- Another Photobucket
- OKCupid ElliotR1
- Plentyoffish ElliotR1
- MMO Champion Forum
- Deleted WoW Character (Valtharion)
- Deleted WoW huntard(Ramsaybolton)
- elliots YouTube (archive.org)
- 22 Elliot's videos archived
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