Emiliano Sala

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Since footballers are notorious for faking injuries, we can expect Emiliano to get up and join the game any second now.

Emiliano Sala was an Argentinian football player who is best known for dying unceremoniously when his plane crashed into the English Channel between France and Britain in January 21, 2019, after he made the same mistake as Paul Walker, Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha and American Airlines and put the cheapest guy possible at the helm of his means of transport. In April 2019, lulzy photos began to emerge on teh internetz of Emiliano Sala's horrifically disfigured corpse, providing modern people a rare insight of what it might look like to be hanged, drawn and quartered.

Police angers[edit]

On the 28th of April, 2019, photos began to emerge online of Sala's corpse. They had clearly been taken by an employee of the morgue where his remains were being examined (after having been scraped off the sea floor some weeks earlier) and the British police began investigating the matter. Upon seeing his son's mangled body, Sala's father, Horacio Sala, had a heart attack and died. The body of the plane's pilot has not been found, and the search has officially been given up.

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