Emogame

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Emogame

A series of shitty flash games made to appeal to emos. Filled with hundreds of shitty 8-bit retro male-on-male rape scenes, so the appeal is fairly successful.

Attempts hipster irony by having the emos in the game having ovaries or some shit like that. Neither funny nor a sufficient defense for the shittiness of emo or flash games or the squared shittiness of the combination of the two.

Emogame 1[edit]

Much how it feels to play Emogame.

Some emo band nobody cares about is kidnapped by another band nobody cares about and the members are ass - and mouthraped repeatedly. For some reason this leads to a quest rather than an all-out celebration or perhaps just a further extended period of not giving a shit.

Emogame satirizes[edit]

Emogame 1.5[edit]

The best of the bunch. But that's like saying it's the best smelling person in France. It still sucks horribly, and is granted a reprieve only because there's only like three emofag characters.

do not listen to this shit or the shit after it emogame is fun, if your idea of fun is smashing your head against a brick, repeatedly.

Emogame 2[edit]

Similar crap, though this time the plotline is about the guy who sings the Friends theme tune being assraped and murdered by the Friends cast and then I refused to play it because I was goddamn fed up of the gay retro rape for shit's sake.

Emogame 2.5[edit]

RARGH OH NO GEORGE BUSSH IS PERESIDEANT.

Emo political satire is on a similar level to Green Day's American Idiot.

SUPER EMOGAME III[edit]

Basically a glammed up version of all the emogames but its faggotry level is over 9000. Basically, its been in production for years now, because even emos need money to survive.

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