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Emosexuality is not just an insult, but a gender, sexual preference and a respected subculture. We should all treat them nicely and show them the respect and admiration they deserve. They are also protected by the EEOA against discrimination based on pseudo-homosexuality. BUT DISSREGARD THAT CUZ THEY SUCK COCKS oh and they're NOT GAY
Emosexuals will always bitch and moan about the fact that they are oppressed and that they can't understand why anyone evar would hate teh faggy emo kids. They also constantly whine because other people think that they're gay just because they love to kiss men.
There are several common misconceptions about emosexuality. One of these is that you must be emo to be an emosexual. This is not true, but all emos are both emosexual and attention whores. Many goths, indie kids, bisexuals and all-around cool kids fall into the category of emosexuality. Another common misconception is that you are born an emosexual. WRONG. Emosexuality, just like homosexuality and being a honky or a nigra, is a choice. A sick, wrong, and immoral choice. Pat Robertson has foretold of the fiery hell that awaits all emosexuals upon their death.
Symptoms of Emosexuality
- At a party, two emosexuals of the same gender will kiss, then claim that it was to impress the opposite gender. They will also say that they did it because it will get them laid.
- They will post pictures of themselves kissing a member of the same sex on teh MySpace. Still claiming, of course, that they are TOTALLY NOT GAY
- They will post shitty emo poetry on some sort of intranet website, such as LiveJournal or MySpace.
- They will epically fail at everything they try.
- They will use the phrase "my life is pain" or "my life is a dark abyss of misery" at least 100 times in regular conversation.
- THIS is what emosexuals do behind closed doors.
Emosexuality on teh IntrawebzEmosexuality is all over the interweb. It dominates every facet of MySpace and other ridiculously faggotlicious websites like it. I know what you're thinking: "How can I find an emosexual so that i can give them an internet beatdown?" It's simple, my friends. Go to MySpace.
Here we find an interweb emosexual inadvertently coming out of its shell. Note the pitiful comeback to recent trolling and the claim to "not like boys" despite the intensely homosexual outfit and the adornment of his bedroom walls by pictures of men in various stages of undress. Note that in typical gay attention whore fashion it also ends in interpretive dance..
I'd tap that
Gallery of Emosexuality
- Attention Whore
- Internet Disease
- Fake Bisexual
- National Emo Kid Beatdown Day
- Robert Pattinson
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