As the name suggests, Emo On The Internet Icons or Emoticons (sometimes called smileys, which is ridiculous as not all of them are fucking smiling) are the only way to express human emotion OTI, as shortly after Al Gore invented the Internets, he passed a law stating that everything on it must be shortened to an acronym. Complex feelings, such as <3 and h8 are no exception, and so arose the age of the emoticon.
Origin Of The :)
The smiley, like many other worthless inventions, was invented in Pittsburgh.
—Carnegie Mellon University message board, 19 September 1982
Because of the general IQ around CMU, it took a while to get across to the other students that he meant to look at it with your head tilted to the left, and not as a dick fucking the underside of a dome.
Disregard that, I suck cocks
In fact, emoticons were invented by bored telegraph operators back in the fucking 19th Century.
The traditional "smiley". Used to denote a lack of ability to provide an intelligent response. Similar to lol.
Holy shit! Run before you get their whole emo life-story.
Severely emotionally impaired, if someone uses this pretend you didn't see it. It's for your own safety, people.
Cry for help; direct to this website.
Speaks for itself really. Correct response to any emoticon of the previous variety.
Used whenever you want to rob someone with a sword over the internet.
For saying "Fuck You" to the previous post.
The result of a failed attempt at creating a laughing face which resulted in something looking like a guy having a stroke. Using this as a laughing emoticon will make you look like a complete fucktard.
The writer is angry. Or constipated. Or both.
Homosexual cousin of >:(
Someone skeeted or shit in or around the general vicinity of my mouth. Oht3hnoes.
Wink and/or punch in the eye. Occasionally has sexual connotations.
A klarawagnerish girl.
A shrug, sometimes showing a lack of satisfaction with a recent comment or service.
Similar to the above, only much less satisfied.
Similar to the above, only much moar Rootbrian.
The current ultimate smiley.
This is a punctuation mark XD should be used at the end of every sentence XD see thirteen year old boy XD
Tongue licking cum off face. Similar to DevianTart's :P smiley.
The most common response to getting on the internet.
The writer is a redneck. Internet, moar like INBREDnet, amirite?
Common response after one views Tubgirl for the first time.
Use this one when viewing Jailbait.
Japanofag emoticon, used by anime fags when they can't think of anything to say. Often mistaken for :3 (aka Kawaii).
EVEN l33t MASTERS GET NERVOIS.
8 [ o ]
(T_T) or ;_;
The Emoticon of Evolved Weeaboo, made from the Yuubin Postal Mark.
A mystery emoticon used to show allegiance to Amuria
Shorthand for "Yo momma got one big tittie, and one little tittie, and they call the bitch "Biggie Smalls". Can also be written: ( . Y o )
Emoticon representing gaping assholes.
Vagina for the eChallenged.
Ostensibly means "I AM CLEVER", but really can be used in any context. For example,
- I am the firestarter. Twisted firestarter. :3
- Who is John Galt? :3
- Mother died today. :3
- In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. :3
Occasionally used by furfags to make a cat face.
I'm gonna suck your
Crazy wavy rubber arms.
Woman giving birth to an unhappy baby.
The person is a nigger.
When 8========D just doesn't cut it.
Heartdong is made of heart and dong
HELP MY PENIS IS STUCK IN A CHINESE FINGER TRAP!
( . Y . )
I need TP for my bunghole!
Generally used to portray "You best be jokin', nigger."
Dude... I am *SO* high right now...
I dunno lol after going through the Internet Hate Machine...again
Ultimate horror, possibly rape
Scratch eyes plz?
Balls 2 Face :D
First time seeing Goatse
Your first time seeing Goatse
pointing to the right
OMG Cyclops roars.
Use this if you're a gay
I see what you did there.
(See Jigglypuff on right.)
Angry anal rape, I think?
Angry motherfucker with a BB gun
bitch please im a ninja
I just fucked a nigger.
Testicles in an ice cream cone
Confused Bear likes Anal?
Catch That Nigger!
(☞ ಥ益ಥ）☞ ︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╤──
When fire doesn't work
I'm on facebook and I found these giant characters that can be made to resemble a face.
Orthodox hooknose Jew
A hooknose Jew that just got ten dollars. Also called "the Lowtax"
Suspicious hooknose Jew
Graphical And Animated Emoticons
As emoticons evolved, they were replaced by graphical representations, and eventually animated GIFs. This allowed for even more flexibility in illustrating an ever wider gamut of emotions, from happiness to "Fuck you, I'm a dragon!"
Jew, charging money for downloadable sets of smileys, for use on AIM, Yahoo and MSN Messenger. These are still wildly popular with 16 year old girls and pedophiles alike. For the non-retarded Internets user who knows things like that should be free there's always DeviantART.
Image Macro Emoticons
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