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Welcome to the Thizzlehat Junction Center. This is your place to mention news and anything needing adminly attention. You can also use the shortcut TJC.

While you wait for attention, have a look at what needs to be done around here by clicking the shiny blue links below.

Real-time discussion about ED content and/or help from an ED Sysop can be found at #wiki and #ed on IRC. Check your fear, drama and faggotry at the door.

About ED

Fashioned in the spirit of Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary, Encyclopedia Dramatica's purpose is to provide a central catalog for the e-public to view parody and satire of drama, memes, e-pals, and other interesting happenings on the Internets. Our goal is to provide comprehensive, reference-style parody, to poke fun at everyone and everything. You can read more about the origin of Encyclopedia Dramatica in our About section.


Before making any contributions, be sure you have read over all of our policies. We will not hesitate to revert any idiotic edits and call you out for your stupidity.

Ways to Help

User Groups

See the User Group Rights page showing the rights of the users of each group. The group you're in dictates what your privileges are on ED.


All are welcome, as long as you read and agree to the General disclaimer. The only real requirement is to create an emailconfirmed account to edit articles. ED doesn't support anonymous editing. (IP addresses)

  • Got a lulzworthy subject you feel needs to be written about? Submit it to the Needed/Proposed page and someone might pick it up. Make sure you check to see if there's already an article about the subject first.
  • Ask questions at the Thizzlehat Junction Center.

  • Write an article. This is the best thing you can do for ED.
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  • Add images to articles, or upload better versions of [[wanted images]]. Make sure you give your image a detailed name instead of a bunch of symbols or numbers so search engines can actually find them and link to them easier.
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  • Categorize articles. We have a list of existing categories and a list of uncategorized articles. To add an article to a category, click that page's edit link and at the bottom of the entry, type [[Category:'''(name of category)''']] and click "Save Page." Use the "Show Preview" button to make sure you typed a category that exists (red links mean you failed). Do not create new categories.
  • Rotate a Portal. Seriously, this would be highly appreciated. The goal is to have each one changed once every two weeks or so. Anyone can do this.

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If you're interested in helping out further, request editor privs, assuming you've been around for a couple months or have otherwise proved yourself.

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TJC Archives




Police.gif Don't archive this section, simply delete resolved entries.
  • Other staff pls elaborate on this, maybe keep it at the top of the TJC indefinitely. No matter how small the meme or internet event, we need a place to be new user's muse for writing articles. Please add to this list, and the next person who archives the TJC leave this post at the top please. --Mantequilla (talk) 00:51, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
Should we marge Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed with the TJC? Maybe we sort out suggestions that aren't crap. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:34, 7 May 2015 (EDT)

  1. - Mark Millar: The Kick-Ass guy. added 23:46, 17 May 2015 (EDT) by JuniusThaddeus
  1. We need need a Mark Miller Mark Millar article in order to balance all this Gamersate stuff out, and the Metal Gear Solid article needs more information on Ground Zeroes and its treatment of Paz. --JuniusThaddeus 23:53, 17 May 2015 (EDT)
  •  ????? What did Mark Miller do? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 03:29, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
    • Sorry, I just realized that his surname is "Millar", not "Miller". Oh, and he makes dumb products. --JuniusThaddeus 07:44, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
  • lol what a faggot... I guess no one was impressed with his "acting". G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 07:53, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
  1. leftypol - It's the 8chan board that's basically /pol/ for communists G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 12:03, 29 May 2015 (EDT)
  2. RevLeft- Internet's biggest communist circlejerk.Why did noone ever write an article on it?--Boudica 19:02, 16 June 2015 (EDT)
  3. Serenity (Comic) - /co/ marathons/storytimes this classic christian comic every Christmas and Easter. The creator of the book has responded to /co/ as well.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 10:05, 16 June 2015 (EDT)
  4. Zoey Tur - Transsexual Twitter-favicon.png Zoeytur threatened so send Twitter-favicon.png benshapiro home in an ambulance on live television (Dr Drew) and later threatened to curb stomp him on twitter for stating his beliefs that Bruce Jenner is a man no matter what he says. Google will give you a lot of information. They even had an outlash at the official ED twitter account if you search both names together. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 00:50, 21 July 2015 (EDT)
I'll start on Viper the Rapper, Serenity aand WIREDCheckmark 2.gif later tonight.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 18:36, 10 July 2015 (EDT)
  1. From May 2014: ASU student assaults man carrying a sign. KYM has a deadpooled entry. yes this is old, but it would be interesting to know more about the people in this video. There's a dubstep remix here: SoundCloud Icon Orange.png zmcd/mark-mark-mark.YouTube :-hipcrimeEmote Pop tart cat.gif 23:06, 16 November 2016 (EST)
  2. White Girls Fuck Dogs - new meme
  3. Wew Lad - meme
  4. Seapunk - cousin to Vaporwave
  5. Eugenia Cooney - neogothic, emo youtuber who may be anorexic, lots of drama surrounding her, Onision, MrRepzion, and It's Black Friday are involved. --Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 01:18, 6 December 2016 (EST)
  6. Bashar al-Assad President of Syria, Putin's butt buddeh.
  7. Sandy Hook Conspiracy Theories - covering notable conspiratards and etc
  8. Heightism - Discrimination (mostly against men) based on shorter than average height, often in the dating market or workplace salaries.
  9. David Duke - Former leader of KKK, notable neonazi, had hand in creation of stormfront, notable infamy
  10. Inauguration of Donald Trump - massive protests, riots and drama, spawning new carl the cucks like Luke Crywalker.
  11. Kellyanne Conway - how is she not a rapidly-growing article already?
  12. Ben Fritz - Twitter is tearing this guy a new asshole. He is the guy who wrote the pewdiepie article that lost him his contract for making nazi jokes. Turns out he is a hypocrite (surprize!), Twitter is tearing him a new asshole and trying to get him fired for making mazi jokes himself.
  13. Steven Bonnell II aka Destiny. YouTube Favicon.png This faggot is pure ED gold. Pedo. Would-be murder. Has shown his dick. Twitch-streamer. He hits all the hallmarks.
  14. Shadow Brokers L33T hax0rs
  15. The Internet Of Things - How are we ignoring this? Sure, hook your fridge, car, lighting, TV, and central heating up to the internet. What could possibly go wrong?
  16. Culture wars -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 18:12, 24 April 2017 (EDT)

Milo Stewart

Milo's changed her name to "Quinby". Should this article be renamed too? SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 17:20, 8 March 2017 (EST)

In general, an article's title should reflect the most widely used name for its subject. In this particular case I do not know which name that would be. —  VX  20:51, 9 March 2017 (EST)
Suggested compromise: Article title = legal name; unofficial aliases redirect to legal name (where they can also be listed for SEO purposes). Sidecar 11:07, 10 March 2017 (EST)

Okay, her name's Natalie so I'll change it to that. SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 12:45, 10 March 2017 (EST)

I advise against using the legal name as page title. Comparatively few people are aware of that name at all. The reasons that the most commonly used name for someone is best for a title aren't limited to the technical aspects of SEO, it makes it easier and more intuitive for people to find the article. It's unlikely that people are looking for this person when they search Google (or even ED itself) for "Natalie Stewart." —  VX  00:54, 11 March 2017 (EST)
I agree with VX. Use the name they are most famous for. Like 80% of articles are just nicknames anyway. Make a redirect on the powerword. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 01:40, 11 March 2017 (EST)

Ah shit then, I messed up. Should I change it back? SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 08:10, 11 March 2017 (EST)

Yes. Then you should defeat the high score. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 10:45, 11 March 2017 (EST)

Done. And I'm dissapointed you don't think I've already tried. SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 11:03, 11 March 2017 (EST)

Look at these privileged special snowflakes. They think that just because they file a form that says they changed their name, that the rest of the world is supposed to call them the new thing, not their deadname. In reality it's really not that complicated - if you were born in the S-Z line, then you use the S-Z line. Anything else is just dishonesty and wishful thinking. If you were born a Jones, then don't be asking me to call you a Smith just because you decided you like to sleep with a Smith. Who you sleep with is your business, I don't want to know about it... Wnt 12:56, 14 March 2017 (EDT)

wut Sidecar 21:59, 14 March 2017 (EDT)


can any actual editor convince me that IAS templates and the like are not a part of list of chan boards and deserve their own articles for any reason other than trying to advertise on ED? I'm too drunk to take a position myself. Mike the Great (talk) 06:59, 17 March 2017 (EDT)

You are a drunk faggot. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 03:58, 17 March 2017 (EDT)
I was talking about List of imageboards, which I redirected, and IAS which seemed pretty much to be an attempt at a site owner to gather traffic. Mike the Great (talk) 20:01, 17 March 2017 (EDT)
  • Oh yeah then, I don't think it really serves any purpose. I might be wrong though. SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 17:19, 17 March 2017 (EDT)
All this IAS stuff always struck me as SSP. —  VX  23:30, 17 March 2017 (EDT)
Soberish now. Some of it's fucking retarded, and all of it's mega cringe-tier "we are anonmoose" horse shit, but crackrabbit worked on it, so I'm not deleting it. Mike the Great (talk) 06:43, 19 March 2017 (EDT)


Instances of in mainspace have been regex swapped by AI. Other namespaces are unaffected. —  VX  08:44, 24 March 2017 (EDT)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the domain's payment didn't register (but was paid), and then the registrar, PRQ, refused to answer the ticket asking wtf's going on for several days. Somewhere in the middle of that I'm sure a gay orgy between Hipcrime, Mantequilla, and VX was involved, but I'm not sure if it's relevant. Mike the Great (talk) 17:06, 24 March 2017 (EDT)
  • Now I'm not sure which is worse, the site being down for 3 days or me missing a gay orgy. (Also this is irrelevant but I got an ED shirt for my birthday!)SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 18:35, 24 March 2017 (EDT)
very relevant. the check we mailed them had lube and associated orgy stains all over it and so it was rejected. further demands for payment were used to wipe the bottom of my meth pipe and were lost. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 21:49, 24 March 2017 (EDT)
Probably lost inside your anus, where it will never be found. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 03:07, 25 March 2017 (EDT)
I think you underestimate how deeply I probe hipcrime's anus. —  VX  04:34, 25 March 2017 (EDT)
Got the .se domain back, setting the redirect up tonight or tomorrow. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 16:55, 26 March 2017 (EDT)

DCrisisBeta aka "Fernando"

I'm going to make an article for this guy, but I'm wondering about all his overly obvious pedo art...

Shyanne Garrett - Pedophile.png

Should I just put censor boxes over all of it like I did with that one? Or should I upload it "as is"? Some of it he also censors himself, but only partly, like he'll draw in a random weed, but then it only covers up like part of the kids genitals. So should I recensor his censors by adding boxes over them? Or, again, just upload it all "as is". --PondCat 03:59, 3 April 2017 (EDT)

Speaking solely for myself on this one, I suggest censoring the pedo shit. —  VX  05:36, 3 April 2017 (EDT)

Jesus fucking Christ, that crinklemon guy is a legit argument for an american holocaust -Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 05:56, 3 April 2017 (EDT)

Article mostly reads like sour grapes that his shit is edgier than ED nowadays. I mean, my government is literally torturers, mad bombers, liars, and people looking to turn the bulk of the population into slave robots with chips in their heads... acting shocked about a pedophile sounds like something out of Downton Abbey. Wnt 19:49, 18 April 2017 (EDT)

2017 Saint Petersburg Metro bombing

As most of you are probably aware by now, there was a terrorist attack in saint petersburg in the past 24 hours. I have for now started a little shitty stub on the attack (I'll be hopefully adding more later), but other writers are encouraged to participate as the further details get released. Heartiez <3 <3 <3 —Oblique (chats) 00:17, 4 April 2017 (EDT)


All the shit that's been going on in the world, plus the brand new Syria situation where Trump authorized 50 missiles to attack the Syrian gov't = WW3?

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Should the site notice try to scare the fuck out of the users?

-Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 22:06, 6 April 2017 (EDT)

It would be the shortest world war in the history of world wars. Our ballistic missile defense systems are the most advanced on earth, so nuclear strikes would basically be a moot point (unless we're the ones making them) and then of course there's sheer military hardware, which puts the US at a level where we could effectively take over the whole of the planet several times over...
It would be one of the most one-sided wars in history. The only reason why present day conflicts like in the middle east last as long as they do is because our political sense of morality negates the use of things like carpet bombing them back to the stone age. We've become overly concerned with image and trying to minimize foreign civilian causalities to the point of absurdity. But if the shit seriously hits the fan and the whole world is at war, all that self-important imaginary morality will go right on out of the missile silo. --PondCat 00:41, 7 April 2017 (EDT)
Has ww3 started yet? -Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 11:13, 7 April 2017 (EDT)
Captain america's nemesis, captain vietnam.jpg
Don't panic, planet Earth! Help is on its way. Sidecar 16:58, 14 April 2017 (EDT)

Tranny Protection

Can the Crinklemon article be protected? Some crazy tranny keeps defacing it. --PondCat 19:01, 11 April 2017 (EDT)

  • Protecting it won't do anything seeing as that "tranny" is an admin. SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 19:38, 11 April 2017 (EDT)

BMO status

shit 6 popups just to login and post to the TJC. damn. the current sqlite installation didn't have SQLITE_ENABLE_UPDATE_DELETE_LIMIT set so that is causing issues. we're working on it. BMO 09:18, 14 April 2017 (EDT)

"set more XOTNs, or I will. We're behind schedule."

Well there were two brand new articles that could have been used but, oh, right, someone banned the guy who was working on them. How's that workin out for ya? --RorschachWhispers 09:23, 16 April 2017 (EDT)

Easter Eggs!

By the by, it's EASTER! So I just thought I'd mention the "Easter Eggs" in ED's images! Using a variety of techniques, from invisible watermarking, to hidden meta-tagging, to embedded thumbnail editing and all sorts of other fun tricks largely using metadata editors, visual illusions and so forth; roughly 200 images uploaded in the past year on more than a dozen different accounts have been tagged with all sorts of fun depreciating messages about, well, YOU! The bumbling moronic janitors running ED! Think of it like urban tagging on a virtual scale, relentlessly mocking the shit out of you insufferable fuckwits right under your own nose!

TL;DR - I've been marking my territory (you) for over a year now... and will continue to do so in order to ensure that you're forever remembered as my "little bitch".

PS - This is the part where you lash out and impotently attempt to ban me... again. If you're feeling especially butthurt, feel free to show me how much it bothers you by removing this whole message... oh and do that thing you do, you know, where you hide the revision history like a cat tryin to cover up shit on a marble floor. I like that. --RorschachWhispers 09:23, 16 April 2017 (EDT)

Hi, Onideus. Sidecar 13:27, 16 April 2017 (EDT)
Well, "you" might be retarded or insane. Onideus is both. He is also shunned by civilised society, which gives him ample free time to do the things he claims to have done. But, crucially, he's also a fat, lazy liar. Which means he wants to achieve the same result (striking dismay and consternation into the hearts of the ED crew) without actually spending any energy in the process. However, since his plan was completely pointless, he even wasted the energy he spent typing his ridiculous lies on this page. Note to Onideus: take your meds. Sidecar 14:10, 16 April 2017 (EDT)
Interesting bit to note... I actually FEED off of your indignant frustration. If you want crazy though you'll have to go here...
Ask 'ol Judith how well her "magic amulets" work... AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh that's never gonna stop being funny.
--RorschachWhispers 14:27, 16 April 2017 (EDT)
Well for one it doesn't take any real effort at all on my part and two, because I know how much it will aggravate and infuriate certain people here who like to dish it... but like a little bitch... they sure as shit can't handle being on the receiving end. And as the saying goes... talk shit, get hit! If you can't handle getting hit, you best back on the fuck outta the ring. I'm pretty nice about it though, I mean, all things considered, this is just playful shit on my part. --RorschachWhispers 14:02, 16 April 2017 (EDT)
Your extensive personal experience of having "playful shit" on your "part" is no doubt without parallel. Sidecar 15:04, 16 April 2017 (EDT)

It's not certain people. Nobody likes you. You're not welcome on this site and you never will be. Mike the Great (talk) 19:08, 16 April 2017 (EDT)

You would be more than welcome to post here if you could just play well with others. This is ED ffs, it's not like you are editing wikipedia. I have given you so many chances to get along with your fellow editors, you just can't get along with anyone. Keep embedding bs into your images, nobody but the most autistic will even think to look anyways. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 13:59, 23 April 2017 (EDT)


it should be removed and just replaced with Twitter-favicon.png EDdotSE's most recent tweet. Funny quotes don't happen every other day unless you actively patrol twitter/the forums anyways Mike the Great (talk) 18:32, 21 April 2017 (EDT)

Sorry but I hate that idea. For one it puts too much pressure on me to tweet every day or every other day and for 2 idk I just don't like it lol. I mean you can always put the ED twitter's tweets as QOTN but it is good to have the option to put something else as well. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 13:31, 23 April 2017 (EDT)
Gay. I'm just awful at finding quotes and when it goes red, I cant' do much about it since I don't really patrol the net anymore Mike the Great (talk) 00:24, 24 April 2017 (EDT)
  • I should be more active on ED I think so I'll try keeping up to date with current topics and people on Twitter, and if there's nothing new I'll get a quote from Malik Obama or something. SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 18:13, 24 April 2017 (EDT)


AI is a bot maintained by me, VX. It makes wiki API calls from an IRC interface. Currently usable only by crats, that will change. Better with code than creativity, I ask you, the noble Ediot, for useful wiki function suggestions. AbominableIntelligence 06:33, 22 April 2017 (EDT)

For those curious about this sort of thing:
06:31 <VX> section|Encyclopedia Dramatica:Thizzlehat Junction Center|AbominableIntelligence|AI is a bot maintained by me, VX. It makes wiki API calls from an IRC interface. Currently usable only by crats, that will change. Better with code than creativity, I ask you, the noble Ediot, for useful wiki function suggestions. ~~~~
    elsif ($msg =~ m/^section\|/) {
    my $mw = MediaWiki::API->new();
      $mw->{config}->{api_url} = '';
      $mw->login( {
      lgname => 'AbominableIntelligence', lgpassword => 'juicyStuffRightHere'         } )
         || die $mw->{error}->{code} . ': ' . $mw->{error}->{details};
      my ($dump, $page, $section, $text) = split /\|/, $msg;
      my $ref = $mw->get_page( { title => $page } );
      $mw->edit( {
      action => 'edit',
      title => $page,
      bot => 1,
      text => $ref->{'*'} . "\n\n\=\=" . $section . "\=\=\n\n" . $text } )
      || die $mw->{error}->{code} . ': ' . $mw->{error}->{details};
—  VX  06:46, 22 April 2017 (EDT)
Ban deletes. Delete all a user's new pages then ban them (if total edits <5 maybe), same thing for rollback bans for blanking. Mike the Great (talk) 18:53, 22 April 2017 (EDT)
I've been considering doing something like that. One command for all anti-vandalism tasks. —  VX  13:44, 24 April 2017 (EDT)
Now I remember why I haven't already done so. There's no easy way, from what I can tell, to get pages created by a user from the API. —  VX  13:59, 24 April 2017 (EDT)

Steam: Gmod

This isn't wiki related, but it's part of the ED family. I'm rolling out some gaming servers for the Steam group, and due to popular demand, Gmod will be one of them. The problem with this is that I've never so much as played Gmod. If I can avoid it, I'd rather not be a clueless Gmod admin. Is there anyone with experience with this who would be willing to be a volunteer server admin? —  VX  03:41, 25 April 2017 (EDT)

There are plenty of options for administration through player democracy such as votekick, voteban, votemap, and even a report system. Since the game is such a bare bones source multiplayer engine, setting up game modes and options can get in depth. Mike the Great (talk) 18:57, 25 April 2017 (EDT)
Protip: don't overload your server with 34000 shitty mods that'll make it take 5 hours to spawn. Pick under 20 and make sure the total size of downloads doesnt exceed 100mb or more. -Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 05:29, 26 April 2017 (EDT)
I used to admin Omega CSS servers. ZE & GG. Are you going to rent servers or operate multiple virtual machines on 1 server? I think we better start with 1 server of each then add or reduce depending on demand. It's been 6 years since I was on these prior. But I think I can handle setting such servers and managing them (I only work 3 days per week, rest just off). --LIODPhoenix Emblem.png 05:36, 26 April 2017 (EDT)
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