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Welcome to the Thizzlehat Junction Center. This is your place to mention news and anything needing adminly attention. You can also use the shortcut TJC.

While you wait for attention, have a look at what needs to be done around here by clicking the shiny blue links below.

Real-time discussion about ED content and/or help from an ED Sysop can be found at #wiki and #ed on IRC. Check your fear, drama and faggotry at the door.

About ED

Fashioned in the spirit of Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary, Encyclopedia Dramatica's purpose is to provide a central catalog for the e-public to view parody and satire of drama, memes, e-pals, and other interesting happenings on the Internets. Our goal is to provide comprehensive, reference-style parody, to poke fun at everyone and everything. You can read more about the origin of Encyclopedia Dramatica in our About section.


Before making any contributions, be sure you have read over all of our policies. We will not hesitate to revert any idiotic edits and call you out for your stupidity.

Ways to Help

User Groups

See the User Group Rights page showing the rights of the users of each group. The group you're in dictates what your privileges are on ED.


All are welcome, as long as you read and agree to the General disclaimer. The only real requirement is to create an emailconfirmed account to edit articles. ED doesn't support anonymous editing. (IP addresses)

  • Got a lulzworthy subject you feel needs to be written about? Submit it to the Needed/Proposed page and someone might pick it up. Make sure you check to see if there's already an article about the subject first.
  • Ask questions at the Thizzlehat Junction Center.

  • Write an article. This is the best thing you can do for ED.
  • Check the Bad New Articles portal to see if there's anything that ought to be expanded or cleaned up.
  • Check the list of wanted articles. This is automatically generated when two or more pages contain links to a page that doesn't yet exist.

Front page

  • Add images to articles, or upload better versions of [[wanted images]]. Make sure you give your image a detailed name instead of a bunch of symbols or numbers so search engines can actually find them and link to them easier.
  • Browse though unused images and files and find homes for them. Do not delete or put death notices on duplicate images, use the {{duplicate}} template instead.

  • Categorize articles. We have a list of existing categories and a list of uncategorized articles. To add an article to a category, click that page's edit link and at the bottom of the entry, type [[Category:'''(name of category)''']] and click "Save Page." Use the "Show Preview" button to make sure you typed a category that exists (red links mean you failed). Do not create new categories.
  • Rotate a Portal. Seriously, this would be highly appreciated. The goal is to have each one changed once every two weeks or so. Anyone can do this.

Request editor privileges

If you're interested in helping out further, request editor privs, assuming you've been around for a couple months or have otherwise proved yourself.

SysOp & Editor Tasks
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Editors are able to move and edit protected pages. They are expected to help maintain the Main Page. If you're a recently promoted editor and are unsure about something, ask for assistance. Don't be afraid of making mistakes.

  • Check to make sure all the XOTN are set for the Main Page
  • Review NewFiles for content that violates ED Policy. Editors can tag content with {{delete}}.


Administrators have all of the Editor tools, along with the ability to delete pages, edit the user interface, and ræp users. If you have any questions about anything on ED, talk to them. They're here to help you.

  • Also, all of the Editor tasks apply to you as well.

TJC Archives




Police.gif Don't archive this section, simply delete resolved entries.
  • Other staff pls elaborate on this, maybe keep it at the top of the TJC indefinitely. No matter how small the meme or internet event, we need a place to be new user's muse for writing articles. Please add to this list, and the next person who archives the TJC leave this post at the top please. --Mantequilla (talk) 00:51, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
Should we marge Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed with the TJC? Maybe we sort out suggestions that aren't crap. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:34, 7 May 2015 (EDT)

  1. - Mark Millar: The Kick-Ass guy. added 23:46, 17 May 2015 (EDT) by JuniusThaddeus
  1. We need need a Mark Miller Mark Millar article in order to balance all this Gamersate stuff out, and the Metal Gear Solid article needs more information on Ground Zeroes and its treatment of Paz. --JuniusThaddeus 23:53, 17 May 2015 (EDT)
  •  ????? What did Mark Miller do? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 03:29, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
    • Sorry, I just realized that his surname is "Millar", not "Miller". Oh, and he makes dumb products. --JuniusThaddeus 07:44, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
  • lol what a faggot... I guess no one was impressed with his "acting". G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 07:53, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
  1. leftypol - It's the 8chan board that's basically /pol/ for communists G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 12:03, 29 May 2015 (EDT)
  2. RevLeft- Internet's biggest communist circlejerk.Why did noone ever write an article on it?--Boudica 19:02, 16 June 2015 (EDT)
  3. Serenity (Comic) - /co/ marathons/storytimes this classic christian comic every Christmas and Easter. The creator of the book has responded to /co/ as well.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 10:05, 16 June 2015 (EDT)
  4. Zoey Tur - Transsexual Twitter-favicon.png Zoeytur threatened so send Twitter-favicon.png benshapiro home in an ambulance on live television (Dr Drew) and later threatened to curb stomp him on twitter for stating his beliefs that Bruce Jenner is a man no matter what he says. Google will give you a lot of information. They even had an outlash at the official ED twitter account if you search both names together. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 00:50, 21 July 2015 (EDT)
I'll start on Viper the Rapper, Serenity aand WIREDCheckmark 2.gif later tonight.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 18:36, 10 July 2015 (EDT)
  1. From May 2014: ASU student assaults man carrying a sign. KYM has a deadpooled entry. yes this is old, but it would be interesting to know more about the people in this video. There's a dubstep remix here: SoundCloud Icon Orange.png zmcd/mark-mark-mark.YouTube :-hipcrimeEmote Pop tart cat.gif 23:06, 16 November 2016 (EST)
  2. White Girls Fuck Dogs - new meme
  3. Wew Lad - meme
  4. Seapunk - cousin to Vaporwave
  5. Eugenia Cooney - neogothic, emo youtuber who may be anorexic, lots of drama surrounding her, Onision, MrRepzion, and It's Black Friday are involved. --Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 01:18, 6 December 2016 (EST)
  6. Bashar al-Assad President of Syria, Putin's butt buddeh.
  7. Sandy Hook Conspiracy Theories - covering notable conspiratards and etc
  8. Heightism - Discrimination (mostly against men) based on shorter than average height, often in the dating market or workplace salaries.
  9. David Duke - Former leader of KKK, notable neonazi, had hand in creation of stormfront, notable infamy
  10. Inauguration of Donald Trump - massive protests, riots and drama, spawning new carl the cucks like Luke Crywalker.
  11. Kellyanne Conway - how is she not a rapidly-growing article already?
  12. Ben Fritz - Twitter is tearing this guy a new asshole. He is the guy who wrote the pewdiepie article that lost him his contract for making nazi jokes. Turns out he is a hypocrite (surprize!), Twitter is tearing him a new asshole and trying to get him fired for making mazi jokes himself.
  13. Steven Bonnell II aka Destiny. YouTube Favicon.png This faggot is pure ED gold. Pedo. Would-be murder. Has shown his dick. Twitch-streamer. He hits all the hallmarks.
  14. Shadow Brokers L33T hax0rs
  15. The Internet Of Things - How are we ignoring this? Sure, hook your fridge, car, lighting, TV, and central heating up to the internet. What could possibly go wrong?
  16. Culture wars -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 18:12, 24 April 2017 (EDT)

Current Tasks

Feel free to pitch in any work we need done. We mainly need maintenance on XOTNs and the new portals, along with detailing any current shitstorms going on.

  1. As always, staff, please set XOTNs. Always ensure the next 3 days are set.
  2. Build up the Politics portal
  3. We need to have miniflag icons uploaded for every country possible, mainly for High Score.

Easter Eggs!

By the by, it's EASTER! So I just thought I'd mention the "Easter Eggs" in ED's images! Using a variety of techniques, from invisible watermarking, to hidden meta-tagging, to embedded thumbnail editing and all sorts of other fun tricks largely using metadata editors, visual illusions and so forth; roughly 200 images uploaded in the past year on more than a dozen different accounts have been tagged with all sorts of fun depreciating messages about, well, YOU! The bumbling moronic janitors running ED! Think of it like urban tagging on a virtual scale, relentlessly mocking the shit out of you insufferable fuckwits right under your own nose!

TL;DR - I've been marking my territory (you) for over a year now... and will continue to do so in order to ensure that you're forever remembered as my "little bitch".

PS - This is the part where you lash out and impotently attempt to ban me... again. If you're feeling especially butthurt, feel free to show me how much it bothers you by removing this whole message... oh and do that thing you do, you know, where you hide the revision history like a cat tryin to cover up shit on a marble floor. I like that. --RorschachWhispers 09:23, 16 April 2017 (EDT)

Hi, Onideus. Sidecar 13:27, 16 April 2017 (EDT)
Well, "you" might be retarded or insane. Onideus is both. He is also shunned by civilised society, which gives him ample free time to do the things he claims to have done. But, crucially, he's also a fat, lazy liar. Which means he wants to achieve the same result (striking dismay and consternation into the hearts of the ED crew) without actually spending any energy in the process. However, since his plan was completely pointless, he even wasted the energy he spent typing his ridiculous lies on this page. Note to Onideus: take your meds. Sidecar 14:10, 16 April 2017 (EDT)
Interesting bit to note... I actually FEED off of your indignant frustration. If you want crazy though you'll have to go here...
Ask 'ol Judith how well her "magic amulets" work... AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh that's never gonna stop being funny.
--RorschachWhispers 14:27, 16 April 2017 (EDT)
Well for one it doesn't take any real effort at all on my part and two, because I know how much it will aggravate and infuriate certain people here who like to dish it... but like a little bitch... they sure as shit can't handle being on the receiving end. And as the saying goes... talk shit, get hit! If you can't handle getting hit, you best back on the fuck outta the ring. I'm pretty nice about it though, I mean, all things considered, this is just playful shit on my part. --RorschachWhispers 14:02, 16 April 2017 (EDT)
Your extensive personal experience of having "playful shit" on your "part" is no doubt without parallel. Sidecar 15:04, 16 April 2017 (EDT)

It's not certain people. Nobody likes you. You're not welcome on this site and you never will be. Mike the Great (talk) 19:08, 16 April 2017 (EDT)

You would be more than welcome to post here if you could just play well with others. This is ED ffs, it's not like you are editing wikipedia. I have given you so many chances to get along with your fellow editors, you just can't get along with anyone. Keep embedding bs into your images, nobody but the most autistic will even think to look anyways. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 13:59, 23 April 2017 (EDT)


it should be removed and just replaced with Twitter-favicon.png EDdotSE's most recent tweet. Funny quotes don't happen every other day unless you actively patrol twitter/the forums anyways Mike the Great (talk) 18:32, 21 April 2017 (EDT)

Sorry but I hate that idea. For one it puts too much pressure on me to tweet every day or every other day and for 2 idk I just don't like it lol. I mean you can always put the ED twitter's tweets as QOTN but it is good to have the option to put something else as well. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 13:31, 23 April 2017 (EDT)
Gay. I'm just awful at finding quotes and when it goes red, I cant' do much about it since I don't really patrol the net anymore Mike the Great (talk) 00:24, 24 April 2017 (EDT)
  • I should be more active on ED I think so I'll try keeping up to date with current topics and people on Twitter, and if there's nothing new I'll get a quote from Malik Obama or something. SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 18:13, 24 April 2017 (EDT)


AI is a bot maintained by me, VX. It makes wiki API calls from an IRC interface. Currently usable only by crats, that will change. Better with code than creativity, I ask you, the noble Ediot, for useful wiki function suggestions. AbominableIntelligence 06:33, 22 April 2017 (EDT)

For those curious about this sort of thing:
06:31 <VX> section|Encyclopedia Dramatica:Thizzlehat Junction Center|AbominableIntelligence|AI is a bot maintained by me, VX. It makes wiki API calls from an IRC interface. Currently usable only by crats, that will change. Better with code than creativity, I ask you, the noble Ediot, for useful wiki function suggestions. ~~~~
    elsif ($msg =~ m/^section\|/) {
    my $mw = MediaWiki::API->new();
      $mw->{config}->{api_url} = '';
      $mw->login( {
      lgname => 'AbominableIntelligence', lgpassword => 'juicyStuffRightHere'         } )
         || die $mw->{error}->{code} . ': ' . $mw->{error}->{details};
      my ($dump, $page, $section, $text) = split /\|/, $msg;
      my $ref = $mw->get_page( { title => $page } );
      $mw->edit( {
      action => 'edit',
      title => $page,
      bot => 1,
      text => $ref->{'*'} . "\n\n\=\=" . $section . "\=\=\n\n" . $text } )
      || die $mw->{error}->{code} . ': ' . $mw->{error}->{details};
—  VX  06:46, 22 April 2017 (EDT)
Ban deletes. Delete all a user's new pages then ban them (if total edits <5 maybe), same thing for rollback bans for blanking. Mike the Great (talk) 18:53, 22 April 2017 (EDT)
I've been considering doing something like that. One command for all anti-vandalism tasks. —  VX  13:44, 24 April 2017 (EDT)
Now I remember why I haven't already done so. There's no easy way, from what I can tell, to get pages created by a user from the API. —  VX  13:59, 24 April 2017 (EDT)
Huh? What about, e.g., (see for more details) Da bulls 20:03, 21 May 2017 (EDT)

Steam: Gmod

This isn't wiki related, but it's part of the ED family. I'm rolling out some gaming servers for the Steam group, and due to popular demand, Gmod will be one of them. The problem with this is that I've never so much as played Gmod. If I can avoid it, I'd rather not be a clueless Gmod admin. Is there anyone with experience with this who would be willing to be a volunteer server admin? —  VX  03:41, 25 April 2017 (EDT)

There are plenty of options for administration through player democracy such as votekick, voteban, votemap, and even a report system. Since the game is such a bare bones source multiplayer engine, setting up game modes and options can get in depth. Mike the Great (talk) 18:57, 25 April 2017 (EDT)
Protip: don't overload your server with 34000 shitty mods that'll make it take 5 hours to spawn. Pick under 20 and make sure the total size of downloads doesnt exceed 100mb or more. -Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 05:29, 26 April 2017 (EDT)
I used to admin Omega CSS servers. ZE & GG. Are you going to rent servers or operate multiple virtual machines on 1 server? I think we better start with 1 server of each then add or reduce depending on demand. It's been 6 years since I was on these prior. But I think I can handle setting such servers and managing them (I only work 3 days per week, rest just off). --LIODPhoenix Emblem.png 05:36, 26 April 2017 (EDT)

GREAT week for dramah ain't it?

A few items to make you wonder if civilization is doooooomed, the universe is screamin hate faggotry in solid form etc etc.

At least there's no Trump or Comey in them Vigilant's Vagoo 17:35, 13 May 2017 (EDT)

the Tuvel thing is apparently what "redpilled" Laci Green. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 18:48, 13 May 2017 (EDT)
  • Yay now I can jerk it to Laci without also hating her :D SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 19:44, 13 May 2017 (EDT)

I wanna pin her down, head on the ground ass up high, slap her thighs fucking DESTROY THAT ANUS

-Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 23:45, 13 May 2017 (EDT)

And her corporate overlords laughed all the way to the bank, whilst her anus bleeds Vigilant's Vagoo 19:01, 20 May 2017 (EDT)

Editor Nomination: LIOD

I'd like to nominate User:LIOD (Talk - Contribs) for editor for obvious reasons. Mike the Great (talk) 19:01, 18 May 2017 (EDT)

I don't see why we shouldn't. DarkLordTR --> Talk here, n00bs. 15:11, 18 May 2017 (EDT)
If he shows his penis Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 15:50, 18 May 2017 (EDT)
swag that kid out he will be useful janitor to keep xotn in line -Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 18:21, 18 May 2017 (EDT)
  • k done. :3 -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 21:18, 18 May 2017 (EDT)
I'll have my hammer back if that's possible Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 18:02, 19 May 2017 (EDT)
You're a fucking ISIS sandnigger. Go blow yourself up or some shit, just far away from us (no, I'm not kidding, plz die sandshit). - Zew0 02:13, 20 May 2017 (EDT)
join isis -Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 04:23, 21 May 2017 (EDT)
Ok Ok guys, first DANKE all for throning me as the Editor, expect nothing but more expectable expects -> ?

btw if anybody wants to join ISIS, please feel free to contact this guy: ISISactor.jpg

He currently works in "AbuDhabi Islamic Bank" in this location. Further dox is he drives a White Porsche Panamera with "Fujairah" plate number 311.--LIODPhoenix Emblem.png 04:47, 21 May 2017 (EDT)

"Copyright troll"

What's all this about then? Obviously you don't want to play your hand here, but some details about the alleged infringement could be helpful. Sidecar 13:21, 21 May 2017 (EDT)

If you want to do this on the cheap, you could always ask this guy if he knows of any paralegals who can look at your case and prepare some documents for you to file pro se. They wouldn't be your lawyers and therefore wouldn't be able to represent you in the courtroom, but that wouldn't matter, if filing those pleadings would get your case thrown out before it even got to that stage. Hopwood used to run such an outfit himself (not sure if he still does). Da bulls 19:44, 21 May 2017 (EDT)

Here's more infos on Kiwifarms about the guy in question. --Sd-100 16:03, 24 May 2017 (EDT)
this guy got all the money in the world, if I were him I would live in a remote mansion with 4 wives smoking weed all day long making love. Instead of this drama lol.--LIODPhoenix Emblem.png 23:23, 24 May 2017 (EDT)

Here is some info from our forum: --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 08:45, 25 May 2017 (EDT)

Smh I doubt this "lawsuit" will go anywhere. And as far as copyright laws go, isn't ED hosted in Sweden, or somewhere, that doesn't recognize U.S. copyright law? This just seems like another petty effort to take down ED. Pretty soon, Jonathan will get so desperate, he'll try to get his fellow Kiwis to DDOS us. Heat Sink HeatsinkSignature.png 15:36, 26 May 2017 (EDT)
  • Yeah it'll probably be thrown out of the courtroom but ED still needs the money to get a lawyer or we lose by default (I think, I'm not too sure). SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 17:36, 26 May 2017 (EDT)
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