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About ED

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Police.gif Don't archive this section, simply delete resolved entries.
  • Other staff pls elaborate on this, maybe keep it at the top of the TJC indefinitely. No matter how small the meme or internet event, we need a place to be new user's muse for writing articles. Please add to this list, and the next person who archives the TJC leave this post at the top please. --Mantequilla (talk) 00:51, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
Should we marge Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed with the TJC? Maybe we sort out suggestions that aren't crap. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:34, 7 May 2015 (EDT)

  1. - Mark Millar: The Kick-Ass guy. added 23:46, 17 May 2015 (EDT) by JuniusThaddeus
  1. We need need a Mark Miller Mark Millar article in order to balance all this Gamersate stuff out, and the Metal Gear Solid article needs more information on Ground Zeroes and its treatment of Paz. --JuniusThaddeus 23:53, 17 May 2015 (EDT)
  •  ????? What did Mark Miller do? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 03:29, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
    • Sorry, I just realized that his surname is "Millar", not "Miller". Oh, and he makes dumb products. --JuniusThaddeus 07:44, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
  • lol what a faggot... I guess no one was impressed with his "acting". G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 07:53, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
  1. leftypol - It's the 8chan board that's basically /pol/ for communists G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 12:03, 29 May 2015 (EDT)
  2. RevLeft- Internet's biggest communist circlejerk.Why did noone ever write an article on it?--Boudica 19:02, 16 June 2015 (EDT)
  3. Serenity (Comic) - /co/ marathons/storytimes this classic christian comic every Christmas and Easter. The creator of the book has responded to /co/ as well.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 10:05, 16 June 2015 (EDT)
  4. Zoey Tur - Transsexual Twitter-favicon.png Zoeytur threatened so send Twitter-favicon.png benshapiro home in an ambulance on live television (Dr Drew) and later threatened to curb stomp him on twitter for stating his beliefs that Bruce Jenner is a man no matter what he says. Google will give you a lot of information. They even had an outlash at the official ED twitter account if you search both names together. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 00:50, 21 July 2015 (EDT)
I'll start on Viper the Rapper, Serenity aand WIREDCheckmark 2.gif later tonight.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 18:36, 10 July 2015 (EDT)
  1. From May 2014: ASU student assaults man carrying a sign. KYM has a deadpooled entry. yes this is old, but it would be interesting to know more about the people in this video. There's a dubstep remix here: SoundCloud Icon Orange.png zmcd/mark-mark-mark.YouTube :-hipcrimeEmote Pop tart cat.gif 23:06, 16 November 2016 (EST)
  2. White Girls Fuck Dogs - new meme
  3. Wew Lad - meme
  4. Seapunk - cousin to Vaporwave
  5. Eugenia Cooney - neogothic, emo youtuber who may be anorexic, lots of drama surrounding her, Onision, MrRepzion, and It's Black Friday are involved. --Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 01:18, 6 December 2016 (EST)
  6. Bashar al-Assad President of Syria, Putin's butt buddeh.

Done Hagibor (talk) 18:56, 6 November 2017 (EST)

  1. Sandy Hook Conspiracy Theories - covering notable conspiratards and etc
  2. David Duke - Former leader of KKK, notable neonazi, had hand in creation of stormfront, notable infamy
  3. Inauguration of Donald Trump - massive protests, riots and drama, spawning new carl the cucks like Luke Crywalker.
  4. Kellyanne Conway - how is she not a rapidly-growing article already?
  5. Ben Fritz - Twitter is tearing this guy a new asshole. He is the guy who wrote the pewdiepie article that lost him his contract for making nazi jokes. Turns out he is a hypocrite (surprize!), Twitter is tearing him a new asshole and trying to get him fired for making mazi jokes himself.
  6. Shadow Brokers L33T hax0rs
  7. The Internet Of Things - How are we ignoring this? Sure, hook your fridge, car, lighting, TV, and central heating up to the internet. What could possibly go wrong?
  8. Culture wars -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 18:12, 24 April 2017 (EDT)
  9. HanAssholeSolo - Guy makes a CNN Trump gif and gets his life destroyed because of it. Intense drama right now
  • Created, leaving this up for a while. Plenty more needs to be added —Oblique (chats) 20:29, 5 July 2017 (EDT)
  1. Boogie2988 fat fuck and autist nerd, recently getting cucked by his ugly ginger whore wife like crazy, epic lulz ready to be milked.
  2. Kevin Spacey - despite its fairly rubbish start, this scandal looks very promising (KS has already admitted that there are "more stories [about him] out there.") I commend to the house this opening salvo about Spacey's porn-addicted Nazi pedo father who raped Kevin's Rod Stewart-impersonating brother and beat the whole family senseless on a regular basis.

Current Tasks

Feel free to pitch in any work we need done. We mainly need maintenance on XOTNs and the new portals, along with detailing any current shitstorms going on.

  1. As always, staff, please set XOTNs. Always ensure the next 3 days are set.
  2. Build up the Politics portal
  3. We need to have miniflag icons uploaded for every country possible, mainly for High Score.

Vox Dramatica Award

We need to award VD for the months of March, April, May, and June. Are you a frequent contributor? Do you think your edits aren't shit? If so, explain below why you think your shit smells sweet and you'll probably get the award!

Suggestion For VOX Award

I'd like to throw my hat in for a VOX award because I was the one who started Chronicling Doopie DoOver which, I like to think, had some influence in bringing Chris Chan back into the lime light. Sniffle. To think this all started with the Doopster giving Chris a Hummer for $250.

Hagibor (talk) 00:56, 6 November 2017 (EST)

Also wanted to add that thanks to some clean up by LIOD and his teaching me to make templates and galleries the pages look great

Hagibor (talk) 02:27, 6 November 2017 (EST)

Sneaky North Korea Tunnel Collapse

You know the sneaky tunnel I talked about a week or so ago when I was high as a kite? Yeah... shit collapsed yo...

Likely sabotaged, slight bit of xenon 133 leaked on into South Korea, but otherwise it's mostly good... well, except for the 200+ dead North Koreans but... meh... better that than the alternative. Naughty North Korea... digging without a permit! --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 23:04, 1 November 2017 (EDT)

PS - I really, REALLY wasn't joking about BitCoin by the by...
Shits gonna implode here pretty soon. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 23:14, 1 November 2017 (EDT)

Lingering issue with embeds

the videos won't load (for me) on BLMKidnapping. did the files move and/or do embeds work again? tia :) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 00:20, 6 November 2017 (EST)

The one on Renee Bracey Sherman's article still works. Not sure if it's using a different format or it might be some encodes are no longer supported. I keep forgetting what encoding settings and codec I used but I think maybe I wrote them down somewhere. If it's not a formatting issue I'll reencode them and reupload them. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 00:43, 6 November 2017 (EST)
It looks like the originating video links may be MIA because if you try and use the URL directly (or save the BLMK videos) then it just stalls out...
Aside from that though the formatting is completely different. I used this on RBC...
And BLMK is using this...
But I think it's just because the videos are missing or some other server side problem. I've also noticed that video uploads are suddenly uber restrictive again, like the upload page says 32 MB is the max, but it's actually like 5 MB or something stupid low. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 19:14, 8 November 2017 (EST)
oh shit i forgot i posted this already. here's the second message

hopefully the newer version of MW is providing performance improvements for those involved in the server stuff, so many thanks to whoever managed to upgrade it. however there are still a few issues remaining, but i don't see the section for that above anymore, so here is what still needs fixed or answered "won't fix", please:

  • it looks like all the embeds on 1 lunatic 1 ice pick are broken, idk if it's an embedding problem or if the files were moved or lost
  • still can't hide move logs and certain other logs
  • Template:Embedded tweet still won't work

that's all i know of. if anyone else has other unresolved issues related to the upgrade plz place them here kthx. :) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 23:58, 7 November 2017 (EST)

The WordFilter template is all screwed up. See the Car article for an example.
Also for some reason the collapseobject template seems to be grinding bad. I threw some in for the sake of brevity but apparently it comes at the expense of lag. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 18:54, 8 November 2017 (EST)

Oh Shi- It Is Hitting The Fucking Fan!

ComicGate is turning out to be MUCH more exciting than GamerGate ever was...

...hopefully they didn't escalate as a result of that new section I added in about Dan Slott's little "inquisition" the other day. I'm somewhat hesitate to keep adding more to it given how crazy stupid violent these nutballs are. From what I understand, at this point, the FBI is now involved and looking into Marvel's crazy shit. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 20:08, 7 November 2017 (EST)

ED Shout Outs From Diversity & Comics

This was in the wake of the stupid crazy shit that happened the other day...

I clarified some stuff in the comments section, how it's best to let the crazy SJWs expose themselves; how the movement is more reactionary than instigation. I used the Don Quixote analogy that the movement basically just creates windmills for the SJWs to tilt at until they eventually fall off their high horses and expose themselves as frauds. Also clarified some stuff about GamerGate and pointed out how we're specifically doing things a bit differently this time. Which is why certain Anita/Zoe wannabes (the ones who have been making dozens of sock accounts) have been purposefully excluded from the article... that definitely wasn't by accident. The opportunist types specifically seek out blooming controversy of this nature to latch onto, best to not give them the chance. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 23:27, 8 November 2017 (EST)

email is fixed

So registration is no longer broken. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 13:56, 9 November 2017 (EST)

Ah, that explains the disturbing lack of daily bad edits and vandalism. MilænorTSW 14:17, 9 November 2017 (EST)
Yeah it was broken for a while, should be fine now though. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 02:03, 10 November 2017 (EST)

Bitcoin Freefall

Like I said a couple weeks back... shit was about to collapse...

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It's going to get worse, but you can always switch over to one of their present competitors... I mean, all the shit is still eventually going to collapse completely, but I mean, like short term wise, it would make more sense to switch out now. This is actually just the build up, like small tremors before a huge earthquake. Basically this shit will destabilize investment confidence which will cause overall volatility to increase in crypto currency investment, which in turn will lead to a complete and total collapse all of all crypto currency... and remember, there's no FDIC and no possible bailouts... when this shit is fucked... it's fucked! --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 23:59, 12 November 2017 (EST)

I sold mine when it was $7400. LIODPhoenix Emblem.png 02:46, 13 November 2017 (EST)
Yeah that was a good time to sell. It's really hilarious right now, if you look at how people are talking about all of this on like Twitter there's just... mass confusion all over. There's all these pedestrian level, virgin flunkies who are thinking, "Oh wow, the price dropped, time to BUY MORE!" who don't even understand WHY so many investors pulled out suddenly and switched to their competitor. So in effect the price of BitCoin has rebounded a bit... but it's rebounded off of sheer ignorant stupidity which makes it a very precarious house of cards just waiting to topple over completely now as those noob level investors suddenly realize WHY it suddenly dropped. But humans are pretty stupid, most of them don't think very far ahead, they just see a price drop and think, "OOOH, SALE, BUY BUY BUY! I'LL GET RICH QUICK AND MAKE A FORTUNE!" but then give them a little longer to really think it over and, oh shi-
...basically that. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 13:15, 13 November 2017 (EST)
Don't care, my $500(2010) became at least $2,500,000. Will use it to go to a real college. Couldn't be happier. LIODPhoenix Emblem.png 14:09, 13 November 2017 (EST)
Yeah for anyone who actually got in on the game early it's a good deal, but these people trying to jump on the bandwagon like... last week (like KiwiFarms)... they're just spinning their wheels at best... at worst they're likely gonna lose big time. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 20:53, 13 November 2017 (EST)

It is just levelling out, still over 5k. That is pretty good imho considering. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 22:32, 13 November 2017 (EST)

Well, it's the overall picture, the volatility that's the issue. This isn't the first time it's crashed like this, in fact it's been happening almost every three months, with four major crash and rebounds in the past four years. Compare that to the S&P500 which has only had 12 in the past ~100 years. Basically these are "tremors" of a sort, which in the case of crypto currency is signaling a major "quake" in works. It's just too much volatility too fast, it's very likely going to cause the entire mess to fall all apart.
There's some major problems with it as well, primarily in regards to no form of FDIC to speak of, no potential for government bailouts and the potential for government regulation/control could collapse the entire thing. And not even directly. For example, right now, bit coin mining is creating an ever increasing energy demand, to the point where over TWO MILLION households could be powered by the energy being eaten up by bit coin mining. Compare that to Visa transactions which only consume the energy it would take to power like fifty thousand households.
In other words, much of the money being mined is basically coming at the expense of the power grid and it's off the fucking scale... so if the US suddenly imposes regulations on bit coin mining, say in the form of a new energy tax... well guess what's gonna happen in the wake of such a drastic change? And since mining is done all over the planet, well that just makes everything that much more volatile because then you have countless DOZENS of governments that could suddenly impose indirect regulations that could cause major upheavals.
There's also the fact that the primary use of bitcoin is for illegal transactions... I mean I know no one wants to come out and admit to that fact, but... that's the inherent purpose, it's for illegal shit and money laundering. I mean, granted, Patreon is great for money laundering as well, but a completely untraceable currency is even better. So let's say a HUGE cartel in Russia gets busted and let's say that HUGE ass cartel was laundering hundreds of millions of dollars through BitCoin... well if they suddenly get busted and go *poof* well... you're magically gonna wind up with a sudden massive drop in transactions that, again, could easily collapse the entire thing. Having the inherent worth of your currency indirectly tied to illegal shit that could suddenly be ended at the drop of a hat is not a very good design.
All in all it's just... risky as hell. Like I said before, if you got in on it early you got a real awesome deal, but getting into at this point is a very precarious gamble. If you do invest... don't invest your life savings into it. In fact don't invest any more than you're willing to lose outright. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 23:08, 13 November 2017 (EST)
Shit, I remember not buying the stuff when it was $30 because I was sure the bottom was going to drop out. I mean, it's just a made-up game of people trading numbers, right? Fuuuck. I mean, I actually was reading some of the cypherpunks crap about cryptocurrencies in theory before there even was Bitcoin and thought it was all a bunch of hot air. That said ... well, I still think it's doomed. I mean, theoretically Bitcoins are trackable, and the only effect of "mixing" Bitcoins logically ought to be that all the mixed Bitcoins can be forfeited to whoever paid ransomware authors. I still expect the governments to just seize the whole stash. But I've always underestimated the degree to which organized crime and the government are one, so that stuff like this might have a golden protection, so I'm probably still wrong. Wnt (talk) 09:53, 17 November 2017 (EST)
Not entirely wrong, if you buy and sell illegal shit for example... you have to pay taxes on it, even though it's illegal. And if you DON'T pay taxes on it... you'll be looking at MUCH worse legal penalties. So in effect, at least in the US, the government directly profits from organized crime, giving them a ripe incentive to try and keep it going in many contexts. Hence the reason they made Tramadol a scheduled drug and made it almost impossible to get prescription opioid medication... which in turn created the absolute WORST heroin epidemic in the entire HISTORY of mankind. And, just like with Henry Anslinger and just like with Nixon they knew full well what they were doing way ahead of time. On the one hand it creates "job security" for anti-drug agencies and on the other hand it massively fuels illegal drug trade. A win-win for them all around. The scheduling of Tramadol ALONE likely caused much of the exponential spike in crypto currency value since before you could buy it right off any website online. The public never really noticed though because the opioid high with Tramadol is limited to how much of a particular set of enzymes your liver can produce, so you can't just keep escalating like you can with regular opioids. Once it was scheduled though, street drugs became exponentially cheaper and easier to get. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 12:55, 17 November 2017 (EST)
I got mad $$$ -Rapeface.png (Al Gore) 10:47, 17 November 2017 (EST)

International MENS Day

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Some crazy, clown haired, lopsided liberal fruitloop on the Twitter was screeching on about "toxic masculinity" and all I can think of is... where the fuck do I get that?! Awww hells yeah! Sounds like some kind of fuckin SUPER POWER... beware villainous SJWs or I'll melt you down with my "toxic masculinity" powers! Seriously, if feminist regressives really want to try and insult or attack men they ought to pick their words a little more carefully, because while I'm sure the phrase "toxic feminist" makes doofy ham planet cat ladies all aflutter with indignant infuriation as they dribble uncontrollably into their "panty protectors"... yeeeaaaah, not so much a shared experience amongst men. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to inject FIVE whole "toxic masculinities", wish me luck!  :D

--Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 07:40, 19 November 2017 (EST)

""BuT Everyday In Teh Year Is MEnz Day!!! Why Do Teh Men Get A Speciasl Day?? LOLZ!"!!" ((c), every self-identified Twitter progressive) Sidecar (talk) 12:55, 19 November 2017 (EST)

Article of the Now

I'm tired of being the only one who ever sets this, so if you don't want to keep seeing oldbie crap plastered up there... yeah, set something yourself. Otherwise I'm going to keep boring all you young-uns with tired tales of Web 1.0. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 01:20, 20 November 2017 (EST)

Mmmm, we could swap out Kthor for Charles Manson, I'm gearing up for sleeps here in a bit so I don't have time to swap it, bu if someone else wants to do it. That would probably be better since it's more "of the now" and it would give me a chance to actually finish updating Kthor's article before it's featured. Well, either way, I don't care. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 09:12, 20 November 2017 (EST)