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Welcome to the Thizzlehat Junction Center. This is your place to mention news and anything needing adminly attention. You can also use the shortcut TJC.

While you wait for attention, have a look at what needs to be done around here by clicking the shiny blue links below.

Real-time discussion about ED content and/or help from an ED Sysop can be found at #wiki and #ed on IRC. Check your fear, drama and faggotry at the door.

About ED

Fashioned in the spirit of Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary, Encyclopedia Dramatica's purpose is to provide a central catalog for the e-public to view parody and satire of drama, memes, e-pals, and other interesting happenings on the Internets. Our goal is to provide comprehensive, reference-style parody, to poke fun at everyone and everything. You can read more about the origin of Encyclopedia Dramatica in our About section.


Before making any contributions, be sure you have read over all of our policies. We will not hesitate to revert any idiotic edits and call you out for your stupidity.

Ways to Help

User Groups

See the User Group Rights page showing the rights of the users of each group. The group you're in dictates what your privileges are on ED.


All are welcome, as long as you read and agree to the General disclaimer. The only real requirement is to create an emailconfirmed account to edit articles. ED doesn't support anonymous editing. (IP addresses)

  • Got a lulzworthy subject you feel needs to be written about? Submit it to the Needed/Proposed page and someone might pick it up. Make sure you check to see if there's already an article about the subject first.
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  • Rotate a Portal. Seriously, this would be highly appreciated. The goal is to have each one changed once every two weeks or so. Anyone can do this.

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Editors are able to move and edit protected pages. They are expected to help maintain the Main Page. If you're a recently promoted editor and are unsure about something, ask for assistance. Don't be afraid of making mistakes.

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Administrators have all of the Editor tools, along with the ability to delete pages, edit the user interface, and ræp users. If you have any questions about anything on ED, talk to them. They're here to help you.

  • Also, all of the Editor tasks apply to you as well.



Police.gif Don't archive this section, simply delete resolved entries.
  • Other staff pls elaborate on this, maybe keep it at the top of the TJC indefinitely. No matter how small the meme or internet event, we need a place to be new user's muse for writing articles. Please add to this list, and the next person who archives the TJC leave this post at the top please. --Mantequilla (talk) 00:51, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
Should we marge Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed with the TJC? Maybe we sort out suggestions that aren't crap. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:34, 7 May 2015 (EDT)

  1. - Mark Millar: The Kick-Ass guy. added 23:46, 17 May 2015 (EDT) by JuniusThaddeus
  1. We need need a Mark Miller Mark Millar article in order to balance all this Gamersate stuff out, and the Metal Gear Solid article needs more information on Ground Zeroes and its treatment of Paz. --JuniusThaddeus 23:53, 17 May 2015 (EDT)
  •  ????? What did Mark Miller do? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 03:29, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
    • Sorry, I just realized that his surname is "Millar", not "Miller". Oh, and he makes dumb products. --JuniusThaddeus 07:44, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
  • lol what a faggot... I guess no one was impressed with his "acting". G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 07:53, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
  1. leftypol - It's the 8chan board that's basically /pol/ for communists G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 12:03, 29 May 2015 (EDT)
  2. RevLeft- Internet's biggest communist circlejerk.Why did noone ever write an article on it?--Boudica 19:02, 16 June 2015 (EDT)
  3. Serenity (Comic) - /co/ marathons/storytimes this classic christian comic every Christmas and Easter. The creator of the book has responded to /co/ as well.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 10:05, 16 June 2015 (EDT)
  4. Zoey Tur - Transsexual Twitter-favicon.png Zoeytur threatened so send Twitter-favicon.png benshapiro home in an ambulance on live television (Dr Drew) and later threatened to curb stomp him on twitter for stating his beliefs that Bruce Jenner is a man no matter what he says. Google will give you a lot of information. They even had an outlash at the official ED twitter account if you search both names together. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 00:50, 21 July 2015 (EDT)
  5. Serenity, currently a redirect to Firefly
  6. White Girls Fuck Dogs: currently a redirect to Whitney Wisconsin - new meme
  7. Wew Lad - meme
  8. Seapunk - cousin to Vaporwave
  9. Eugenia Cooney - neogothic, emo youtuber who may be anorexic, lots of drama surrounding her, Onision, MrRepzion, and It's Black Friday are involved. --Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 01:18, 6 December 2016 (EST)
  10. Sandy Hook Conspiracy Theories - covering notable conspiratards and etc
  11. David Duke - Former leader of KKK, notable neonazi, had hand in creation of stormfront, notable infamy. (currently a redirect to KKK)
  12. Inauguration of Donald Trump - massive protests, riots (see DisruptJ20) and drama, spawning new carl the cucks like Luke Crywalker.
  13. Kellyanne Conway - how is she not a rapidly-growing article already?
  14. Ben Fritz - Twitter is tearing this guy a new asshole. He is the guy who wrote the pewdiepie article that lost him his contract for making nazi jokes. Turns out he is a hypocrite (surprize!), Twitter is tearing him a new asshole and trying to get him fired for making mazi jokes himself.
  15. Shadow Brokers L33T hax0rs
  16. The Internet Of Things - How are we ignoring this? Sure, hook your fridge, car, lighting, TV, and central heating up to the internet. What could possibly go wrong?
  17. Culture wars -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 18:12, 24 April 2017 (EDT)
  18. Kevin Spacey - despite its fairly rubbish start, this scandal looks very promising (KS has already admitted that there are "more stories [about him] out there.") I commend to the house this opening salvo about Spacey's porn-addicted Nazi pedo father who raped Kevin's Rod Stewart-impersonating brother and beat the whole family senseless on a regular basis.
  19. Hate speech: a crime in certain shithole countries, the concept of punishing people for hate speech is gaining a foothold in America.
  20. Adpocalypse: YouTube's new content guidelines for monetization, sometimes applied arbitrarily.

Current Tasks

Feel free to pitch in any work we need done. We mainly need maintenance on XOTNs and the new portals, along with detailing any current shitstorms going on.

  1. As always, staff, please set XOTNs. Always ensure the next 3 days are set.
  2. Build up the Politics portal
  3. We need to have miniflag icons uploaded for every country possible, mainly for High Score.

Vox Dramatica Award

We need to award VD for the months of March, April, May, and June. Are you a frequent contributor? Do you think your edits aren't shit? If so, explain below why you think your shit smells sweet and you'll probably get the award!

Suggestion For VOX Award

I'd like to throw my hat in for a VOX award because I was the one who started Chronicling Doopie DoOver which, I like to think, had some influence in bringing Chris Chan back into the lime light. Sniffle. To think this all started with the Doopster giving Chris a Hummer for $250.

Hagibor (talk) 00:56, 6 November 2017 (EST)

Also wanted to add that thanks to some clean up by LIOD and his teaching me to make templates and galleries the pages look great

Hagibor (talk) 02:27, 6 November 2017 (EST)

Video Of The Now?

In fact maybe VOTY. This so-called art installation has caused butthurt of Tsar Bomba proportions in Israel this week, since it has just emerged that it was filmed inside a gas-chamber at a Nazi death camp. Which lifts it above being bog-standard ridiculous and propels it high into the firmament of lulz. Sadly, however, there doesn't appear to be a way of embedding it here, since it's not youtube. Any experts who know how to do this? Sidecar (talk) 18:56, 1 December 2017 (EST)

Some fat ugly old people running around playing tag while naked inside what's supposedly a gas chamber circa 2001... apparently it doesn't take much to get people all riled up these days. I miss the days of 3 Guys 1 Hammer, Crush Kitten, 2 Girls 1 Cup, etc, etc. I mean this video isn't even new, it's nearly two decades out of date and is only getting attention at this point because everyone has become such gutless pusssies. We need a war.
I'm not... I'm not even fuckin jokin, we NEED a gawd damn WAR! Start roundin up all the little feminist snowflakes, draft them on into the military and have real life give them a severe ass kick to the cranium. We need a war.
I'll add it to the list of videos to encode and upload to ED (which I should probably do sooner than later), but I think it belongs more on Lemon Party or Old People than it does featured on the front page... speaking of which I think we might have rules about nudity on the front page of the site... or is that just pictures... I can't remember, but, regardless...
We need a war. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 22:30, 1 December 2017 (EST)

Lingering issues from MediaWiki upgrade

Show/hide log actions

(note: restored from Archive 58) i no longer see the option to show/hide upload logs, deletion logs, etc. i looked around on but i don't see any way to do it. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 17:17, 3 June 2017 (EDT)

RevDel'ling isn't enabled by default. In order to enable the feature, follow the instructions located at mediawikiwiki:Manual:RevisionDelete#Enabling. --JuniusThaddeus (talk) 17:31, 3 June 2017 (EDT)

You realize the release of 1.29 is imminent, right? Da bulls (talk) 19:52, 3 June 2017 (EDT)

Barth/Seebeen please enable this. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 11:10, 4 June 2017 (EDT)

Should be fixed now. Barth (talk) 17:55, 6 June 2017 (EDT)

i don't see the option in the move log nor in the user rename log so i removed 'resolved' from the header. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 14:48, 19 June 2017 (EDT)
  • guys, please restore this capability. upload logs, move logs, and deletion logs should all be hide-able. i don't even know who to poke about this? -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 22:25, 13 December 2017 (EST)

The "deletelogentry" right needs to be assigned to sysops (mediawikiwiki:Manual:RevisionDelete#Enabling):

$wgGroupPermissions['sysop']['deletelogentry'] = true;

--JuniusThaddeus (talk) 23:12, 13 December 2017 (EST)

looking at a random file there is no option shown to hide uploads, nor do i do not see the option to assign rights to usergroups (see here). is this something a lowly bureaucrat can do or is it up to those with higher access? -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 16:21, 21 December 2017 (EST)
still no resolution to this problem... is this on the to do list? if not i will drop it. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 06:06, 23 December 2017 (EST)

Image Upload Stuck

Gives the error message...

The file you uploaded seems to be empty. This might be due to a typo in the filename. Please check whether you really want to upload this file.

And setting it to ignore all error messages doesn't help. Seems borked. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 09:32, 3 December 2017 (EST)

  • I thought the problem was with my computer, what's the deal with the image uploads going off all the time? SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 09:37, 3 December 2017 (EST)
  • i am also having this problem. also i can't find the section i added on lingering effects of the upgrade, which includes a serious issue about the inability to hide certain logs. would someone find out wtf happened and please restore it until move logs and rename(?) logs can again be hidden please? thanks. :) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 21:13, 3 December 2017 (EST)
I'll go poke Brian with a Christmas tree, see if he can get it fixed. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 04:11, 4 December 2017 (EST)
  • It's kinda getting hard to set AOTNs right now cause the pics won't load properly. It's a good thing the POTNs are set advance. SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 17:55, 5 December 2017 (EST)
Brian said it's a result of DDoS attacks, I'm presuming when it's enabled the screwheads are using some kind of exploit to try and mass upload data to the image server... I guess... it seems like that could be fixed pretty easy by adding in limiters or only allowing registered user to upload or using captchas... well, anyway, I hope it's fixed soon. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 19:12, 5 December 2017 (EST)


Apparently I'm Rubbing Off On The Rest Of The World

With some rather disastrous and hilarious results...

Making skeletal/outline forms with wiki articles is one thing, but that's really not a good idea to try with a print publication. There's no way to replace "Text goes here." after the fact with a printed publication. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 11:26, 6 December 2017 (EST)

The thing about newspaper production is that the boxes are integral to the layout, and the layout is performed separately from (and after) the copy-writing. So there would be a big empty text box on the page. Filling it with a procedural notice (saying "Headline goes here" or whatever) makes it clear to anyone else working on that page that the empty space is not intended for another story or for advert placement.
It's unfortunate that the pages went to press without the headlines and straplines, but it could have been far worse. I expect that there are not a few people quietly relieved that this fuck-up was so dull. I know of one local paper that laid off its production staff and still expected them to work their notice period. The final product was an absolute carnival of sabotage, with obscene messages sprinkled all through the paper's headlines and adverts, and of course no-one pulled the brakes on their colleagues' subversion because no-one gave a fuck any more. I wish I had a copy (the headline I particularly remember contained the phrase "GIANT BLACK AFRICAN DILDOS" in huge white-on-black caps). Sidecar (talk) 14:45, 6 December 2017 (EST)
They should probably use a different color, like have it as bright red or green text, that way it would be a lot easier to notice and register as something that needs replacing. Or they could tweak their software so it won't allow it to go to print if it has certain default phrases/words in it. Screwing the troops is always a bad idea when it comes to publications; writers and editors and such can be pretty vindictive in my experience. I'd suspect it's probably more positive publicity than negative anyway. It brings attention to the publication and gives everyone a good laugh. Sometimes you just gotta laugh off your mistakes and move on. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 15:02, 6 December 2017 (EST)
"I'd suspect it's probably more positive publicity than negative anyway." - this is very true. It has got attention outside the paper's usual "patch" and if something makes you laugh once, even by accident, you'll remember it for a long while (and remember it kindly, too). Sidecar (talk) 15:11, 6 December 2017 (EST)

Makes Popcorn

What goes up...

They were all excited last week when it hit 10k... now suddenly surging past 15k... oh gawd the fall out is gonna be so spectacular!  :D

I mean, holy shit, it completely sailed the fuck through the upper resistance line...

It's actually transcended BEYOND the level of "bubble market"... it is a literal MONETARY HYDROGEN BOMB!

You are never going to see this again in your lifetime kids... hang on to your butts!  :D

--Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 06:14, 7 December 2017 (EST)

Now at 17k and climbing!  :D
--Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 10:28, 8 December 2017 (EST)
Hrmmm... it crashed again at around 1 AM UTC, which would have been 8 PM the previous day... meaning it crashed within two hours of my original post.
I really, really, REALLY hope that's just a strange coincidence, because if it can crash over some random fuckin bushwa I post... yikes! That's volatility on a level that should not exist. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 09:59, 9 December 2017 (EST)

Oh shi- sooner than I expected! Crashed below $11k on Friday now slightly over $13k at present. Shit's like riding a wild bull, best strap in tight and ride as long as your willing to lose. If you invest any more than you're willing to lose outright... y'all done fucked up.

PS - I thought I would just point out that I don't think "insider trading" is actually illegal at all with "non-currencies" like BitCoin... meaning not only is it not FDIC insured... there's effectively ZERO oversight, meaning anyone can do basically anything they please. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 14:17, 22 December 2017 (EST)

This is why if you are thinking about doing crypto investments at all, you just buy some, transfer to a wallet and forget they exist for the next couple years. You'd go mad if you checked the status every couple hours, that shit is more volatile than opinions of a politician. MilænorTSW 12:59, 24 December 2017 (EST)

Yay Uploads Are Working Again


It's like Christmas... but early!  :D

--Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 16:47, 7 December 2017 (EST)

You Had To Say Christmas

Suffer for your sins. My destructo-dreidels will take you all out.

Hagibor (talk) 18:13, 7 December 2017 (EST)

Fur Affinity Is The Gift That Keeps On Giving

The "browse" button right up there are the top is just... AMAZING!

I mean, holy shit...

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This guy is like the Autism Trinity, he's got it all... he's a brony, he's a Sonic fan AND he's a Thomas The Tank Engine fan! It's like I've seen Sperg Jesus, the manchild in the manger!

And then just when I didn't think it could get any more magnificent... oh, oh sweet manchild Jesus what God of autism is this...

Fur Affinity - Snowthebear.jpg

I shit you not, I almost died from laughing so hard. These... these people... oh they are just an endless treasure, they really are!  :D

--Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 21:41, 7 December 2017 (EST)


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This "fresh batch" was delivered just a few minutes ago via a commission from some user named "Lloyd"... just "Lloyd" apparently... he doesn't like to RP but if you'd like to buy some (literal) shitty art, boy he's gotcha covered! --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 22:05, 7 December 2017 (EST)

I Liked The Site Better When New User Registration Was Broken

So much pointless vandalism today, it's starting to annoy. I've had to protect three different articles in the span of four hours... and I don't think any of them are related at all. I guess maybe the kiddies are out on Christmas break now? --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 07:37, 10 December 2017 (EST)

  • It's a good thing ED doesn't allow IP editing, if we did that would be so much worse. Also I think it's less to do with kids and more to do with losers being inside more now that it's nearing Winter. SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 10:14, 10 December 2017 (EST)


Shame, I quite liked him. Goes to show what a perceptive judge of character I am. The most shocking aspect of this is that he had apparently been editing ED since he was 11 years old. Explains a lot (both about him and this place). His userpage is locked, I gather, but does this mean he gets the coveted black medal to display? Sidecar (talk) 05:10, 12 December 2017 (EST)

Did he kill himself? Or just rage quit? Or did he rage quit and then kill himself? In any event, I won't miss him, 95% of the shit he plastered into the wiki was straight up Nazi dick sucking. I mean if that's "you", if that's all there is to "you"... aspiring to be a halfass, knock-off. Chinese bootleg rendition of Germany's failed attempt at world domination... yeah that's pretty gawd damn pathetic. Dude had been drinking the Kool Aid for most of his life I think and, if he did kill himself, it's likely because he started to wake the fuck up and "get woke" or "red pilled" or what the fuck ever they're calling it these days. Hopefully he just rage quit though, because if that's the case I can probably get him to come back simply out of spite if I insult him enough.  :D
If he really is dead though, well... shit, it's Trippin Tuesday, 15% off all edibles, dude should have come here and we could have gotten rightly baked and chilled the fuck out. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 06:00, 12 December 2017 (EST)
Mmmm, I hope AlGore and Trevor aren't the same person though, cause I like Trevor (even if he is a drunken edgelord)...
--Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 06:16, 12 December 2017 (EST)
not Trevor. and i bet he would agree about the drunken edgelord part but he might say camwhore instead. :) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 01:06, 16 December 2017 (EST)
He should get an article for his an heroism. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 07:24, 12 December 2017 (EST)

Oh shi- I just read the whole story... little wannabe Nazi edge lord decided to go all Columbine on his former high school, only managed to kill two people... then pussed out over the sight of two dead Mexican kids and and shot himself in the head. God what a stupid, unimaginative fuckin loser! Now I don't feel bad at all for relentlessly mocking the shit out of him and verbally slapping him around like a red headed step child. In fact if I have any regrets it's the fact that I went so EASY on the guy, primarily because Brian wanted me to try and play nice. If I had been meaner I might have gotten him to want to focus his crazy efforts on me. If he had tried to kill me instead of trying to shoot up a school things would have worked out a lot better for everyone. And I know he was thinking about it, if you look the crazy fuckin comments he made on my Kiwi Farms profile under the name "FuckYou" it was obvious he was itching for it...

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I mean he made like hundreds of crazy assed screeching hate posts on my profile... it was obvious the guy was losing his shit. I tried to get Brian to get rid of him like last year, kept pointing out all the crazy fuckin Nazi shit he was doing, but Brian was too much of an optimist. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 11:08, 12 December 2017 (EST)

  • So is anyone going to make an article or...? This just screams ED front page material. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 15:23, 12 December 2017 (EST)
You should make an article, you lazy useless Jew. — Preceding unsigned comment added by Cobaltcat (talkcontribs)
Definitely warrants a new article and frontpaging. We'd do it immediately for a similarly-crazed and murderous user from any other site, after all. I didn't really clock AlGore other than occasional interaction with him on here, but it looks as though there's plenty of material to work with on other sites. I liked the line on KF: "Can't catch the Atch!" - that's worth ripping off. I mean quoting. Get stuck in! Sidecar (talk) 16:34, 12 December 2017 (EST)
I disagree, we shouldn't make an article for him. As pathetic as he is he ought to just be lost to history, or as OddGuy put it...
"after idolizing school shooters for years, his own shooting spree came and went with no one noticing like a fart in the wind"
The only point in even making an article would be try and attract attention to the site. Like, "Oh hey, look at us, one of our users went nuts and killed a couple people, give us attention!" ...and honestly I don't think that's the kind of attention we want or need. Just let his existence be erased with apathetic indifference. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 16:39, 12 December 2017 (EST)
Well, I'm going to start the article. Other people will be aware of what has happened, and we can't queer out of it. You will be free to ignore it for the rest of your life, if it so pleases you. Sidecar (talk) 16:43, 12 December 2017 (EST)
  • On one hand I don't want to give attention to this attention whore. On the other, this is a great way for ED to whore for attention. Also, you guys do realize HE WENT ON A SHOOTING SPREE ON THE DAY OF ED'S 12 YEAR ANNIVERSARY?. I think he might have literally done this for us. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 16:51, 12 December 2017 (EST) Nope. I was wrong. He did it 3 days before the sites birthday but his shooting spree was so shit it took 3 days for anyone to care. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 17:17, 12 December 2017 (EST)
He did choose an anniversary though - it was Pearl Harbor day. That wasn't a coincidence. On the other hand, it doesn't seem to have occurred to him that the surprise attack that is remembered on that date didn't exactly turn out to the attacker's advantage. So this adds fractal dimensions of fail to an already dreadful, dreadful failure. Sidecar (talk) 17:26, 12 December 2017 (EST)
I think you're giving him too much credit. The guy didn't choose any anniversary, the guy was dumber than a gawd damn box of rocks. I don't think he even knew where the fuck he was at most of the time. He was so fuckin stupid he flunked out of high school and then topped off that idiocy by not even knowing what a GED is or how to get one despite obviously having Internet access and the whole of human knowledge right at his fingertips! He was so amazingly brain dead he couldn't even get a job working in fast food and they'll hire anyone!
In fact, you know what, the guy was so fuckin stupid... he was so stupid I think he actually qualifies as a Darwin Award contender. He didn't shoot two people and kill himself because he was some puppet fuck play pretend neo Nazi with some kind of "master plan", no he was just terminally brain fucked to the point where he couldn't even figure out how the fuck to function in society on any level approaching normalcy. So he just boozed his way through life being all depressed and sorry for himself while blaming everyone and everything around him because he was too much of a sad, lazy, degenerate, chucklefuck in desperate need of a BOOT up his ass! --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 18:24, 12 December 2017 (EST)
It's nothing to do with intelligence. It's a known thing with premeditated and non-victim-specific killers. There's even a name for it among criminologists, but I can't remember what it is. It's when people's inner psychodramas get so over-inflated that they start acting as though they were in a movie, and engineering all sorts of symbolic aspects like dates, locations, and "scenery". You wouldn't need to be a genius to spot the fact that it was Pearl Harbor day, especially since Trump drew attention to it and it got reported on the news. Also: dropped out of school, then disguised himself as a student to sneak into a school to waste some successful students? C'mon, how amateurishly blatant does it have to be? Sidecar (talk) 21:00, 12 December 2017 (EST)
No it has everything to do with intelligence. People with low intelligence are much easier to indoctrinate into cults and movements, whether you want to talk about the unironic version of the alt right or ANTIFA... they're both sides of the same idiot coin, they just drank different flavors of Kool-Aid and were young and dumb enough to get swept on into it.
When I say he's dumb, I don't mean that's just my assessment of his actions/behaviors, or even just the fact that he dropped out of school, no I mean he actually point blank admitted to being borderline retarded on a number of occasions. In some renditions of that story he's got various excuses for it like being antisocial, but the guy was simply not very bright.
At this point you're exercising apophenia trying to find patterns and meaning where none actually exist. Basically you're turning his stupidity into your own rendition of Bible codes. And most of your presumptions are based upon the presumptions of others. For example it was the NEWS MEDIA that tried to play off the story of him "sneaking into the school as a student"... in reality most likely anyone could simply walk right into the school building at any time and he didn't have a backpack as a matter of disguise so much as a means of carrying his crazy shit. It likewise doesn't even make any sense, I mean why would he want to emulate the Japanese? It's not like Japan is filled with Nazis at this point. If anything Japan now represents the first fall in his delusional dystopia.
He's never exhibited any semblance of being clever like that at any other point in his past either. Like all stupid people he was usually always very direct and had a complete lack of subtlety. To the point where, if we had all been paying attention to the shit he was uploading to the wiki over the past month or so... we probably could have stopped him. I mean he was making painfully obvious sock puppet accounts on the Wiki and then immediately adding, "you are the next mass shooter" to the user pages!
Also uploading shit like this...
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The guy had about as much stealth and subtlety as dog shit on a shoe in a crowded room. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 21:33, 12 December 2017 (EST)
I have long been of the firm opinion that the amount you type on any given subject is inversely related to the amount of knowledge you have about it. So, forgive me, but I'll tend to trust what criminologists say about these matters. Sidecar (talk) 03:07, 13 December 2017 (EST)
By that abortive logic you must think Russell Greer is world's greatest law professor! Look kid, I don't know what the fuck retardation you've been huffing off CSI: Dumbass but people committing crimes because they're emulating shit in movies is not a "thing"... like, not tha'fuck even REMOTELY is that a "thing". If it were the movie industry wouldn't exist because every other criminal would sue them as the responsible party. You're as bad as fuckin dumbasses running around claiming that video games somehow magically make people violent... that's you right now, that's how fuckin stupid you sound. But, hey, look on the bright side, at least you don't sound as stupid as your dead friend!  :D
--Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 07:33, 13 December 2017 (EST)
"people committing crimes because they're emulating shit in movies is not a "thing"... like, not tha'fuck even REMOTELY is that a "thing"." - Good job I didn't say that then, isn't it? I've figured out what (one of) your problem(s) is. You think you can speed-read. Newsflash: you can't. Go back and read my last posting again. Follow each word with your index finger, if it helps. What you habitually do - and what you have done here - is quickly glance your piss-filled orbs across the screen, pick out a few words, and let your imagination fill in the gaps. Top tip: try not doing this. Far from giving you instant genius powers, it turns you into a production line turning out straw men on an industrial scale without even realising it. That is all for now. Sidecar (talk) 11:25, 13 December 2017 (EST)
Speed reading? Oh no kiddo, with you I'm actively SKIMMING your bullshit, trust me, I'm not even remotely committing any real level of interest in the shit you spew out. I mean, you are one of the idiots who actually spent time sucking AlGore's virtual cock, so you're not exactly real high up on my personal list of respected individuals online. Oh and uh, by the by, it was YOU that couldn't even remember the shit you were babbling on about, but the explanation you gave...
"It's when people's inner psychodramas get so over-inflated that they start acting as though they were in a movie, and engineering all sorts of symbolic aspects like dates, locations, and "scenery".
Now, you're an idiot of course, but WHERE do you think he'd be getting that "scenery" from, exactly? I mean we're talking about a fuckin loser who spent the majority of his life span doing nothing but playing video games and watching movies. The supposed "inner psychodramas" have to come from ~somewhere~ they have to use base materials from ~some~ source... and the only one he had was video games and movies.
But again, it's a moot point since that's NOT what drove him to go poser class postal. It was sheer undiluted stupidity. Stupidity made him highly susceptible to indoctrination and conspiracy, he then randomly latched on to the alt-right brand of it and then selectively killed people based on that stupidity enabled indoctrination. Primarily out of depression, loneliness, feelings of lack of control, confusion, pain (most of it brought on by drug addiction), etc... and all of that was, again, largely brought on simply by stupidity. He didn't have enough intelligence to seek help for his depression, he didn't have enough intelligence to figure out how to be social, he didn't have enough intelligence to not be confused, he didn't have enough intelligence to figure out how to manage his pain effectively, he didn't have enough intelligence to feel as if he had any level of control over his life... it was STUPIDITY! That's it... that's the ONLY real underlying factor... being a gawd damn ding! Nothing causes crazy quite like chromosomal clusterfucks. The DUMBER you are, the MORE LIKELY you are to be VIOLENT and CRAZY... this is not a hard concept to understand kiddo. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 11:59, 13 December 2017 (EST)
  • It sucks that the most active admin is gone although i can't say i wasn't expecting it. SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 15:02, 15 December 2017 (EST)
Meh, editors are generally more important than admins when it comes to a wiki. Banning doesn't exactly work in this day in age, not when people can swap out their IPs at the push of a button. The only real useful point of being an admin is being able to delete duplicate images and illegal shit... and it's not like he really did too much of that anyway. Being an admin also tends to make you a giant beaming target, which is okay if you're largely anonymous, but kind of a pain otherwise.
The only real "loss" is now we don't have anyone to religiously update the "high score" article or make new articles about random, off the wall school shooters... but then again maybe that's a good thing. Maybe school shooters should be shelved unless they're just extraordinarily noteworthy. They've become so passe, so cliche that maybe it's time we all just... move on from that aspect of human stupidity. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 15:29, 15 December 2017 (EST)
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Just thought adding this would be funny. Also somebody should un-sysop him given that he's dead and all. SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 17:08, 15 December 2017 (EST)

I think it's already been done. Also there's a whole slew of references like that, the most recent being CobaltCat joking about another likely soon to be school shooter being him...
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...well, presuming that ~wasn't~ him of course, maybe I should check. ಠ_ಠ
--Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 17:14, 15 December 2017 (EST)

Original BitCoin?

I've been sorting through old files and came across an old list of account usernames and passwords... and there's something labeled "BitCoins" with a username and password... but there's no site link. I think I may have bought some bit coins back in 2010, but I don't know ~where~ I bought them... like I'm looking in Google now and there's all these "wallet" type software apps and seemingly dozens of different sites and I don't think the login works with any of those. Sooo... is there like an original BitCoin site? Or does anyone have a list or any idea of what sites there were to buy bitcoins "back in the day"? It's also possible that I just created an account and didn't ~actually~ buy any, like maybe I was going to, but then I got side tracked or something. Well, anyway, if anyone has any ideas about what site the account info is for I'll give you five percent of any possible Jew golds I may, or may not, have in my estranged ownership. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 08:26, 12 December 2017 (EST)

Pretty much all of the "back in the day" BitCoin websites have been hax0rzd and all the coins stolen. MtGOX was the big one. Unfortunately, unless you were smart then and withdrew your coins into a wallet, you probably lost all of them by now. And if you were smart, then maybe you left a seed somewhere to restore your wallet from. MilænorTSW 11:32, 12 December 2017 (EST)
Yeah I'm thinkin they're probably lost, presuming I ever actually even bought any. It was one of those times where I started looking into something, but then got easily distracted by some other project/interest/idea and then forgot all about it. My brain is like a constant hurricane of ideas and interest, there's just too much neat stuff, not enough "me" to explore it all. So it's like I'm being blown through that hurricane at hundreds of miles per hour, trying to cling on to whatever I can for as long as I can. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 12:02, 12 December 2017 (EST)
Try --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 01:02, 13 December 2017 (EST)
Doesn't appear to be that one. I think it had a dark theme to it, like black background with white text I think. I think maybe I'll try searching through my archives of browser histories and see if I can find it. I archive pretty much everything, so there should be some record of it somewhere. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 18:57, 13 December 2017 (EST)

James Woods pwns Chelsea Handler

This is what a feminist looks like.

--One With The Lulz (talk) 15:59, 13 December 2017 (EST)

The Shit Has Hit The Fan

In just the span of a few hours...

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Yikes! Hang on to your butts! --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 13:13, 15 December 2017 (EST)

  • Yiss. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 13:39, 15 December 2017 (EST)
Unfortunately it's going exactly as expected, with light speed escalation...
ED won't even be included or directly mentioned in any of the more mainstream liberal rags because it might fuck up their narrative if their readers look into the more exacting details. Instead they'll just be super vague and then fixate entirely on painting him (and most of the Internet) as being ~evul~ Trump supporters which is of course the sole reason for his going crazy and shooting people (even though in reality that was likely the LEAST motivating factor).
And it is at about this point in developments that someone in the merchandising department ought to pluck their thumb outta their butt and knock up a souvenir hoodie and T-shirt, white-on-black of course, with Atchison's face reduced to a freckly silhouette in crosshairs, and perhaps with some kind of sofa motif. We haven't had an IRL tie-in promotion before (and tbh the money wouldn't go amiss right now, would it?). Fuck, I'd buy one myself. Sidecar (talk) 22:38, 15 December 2017 (EST)
I might do this, but it'll take a bit of time to vector trace his freckles, unless I do a real quick/halfass job of it. With t-shirt printing stuff it's best to make everything as vector graphics. Maybe just have the freckles and then two crosshairs where his eyes should be. Then maybe the couch where the top of his head should be? Or maybe like a single seat couch with the freckles and crosshair eyes above it, like he's sitting in the chair? Hrmmm... not sure what would be best. I'll try making some different vector graphics and then I'll upload them and people can play around with them. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 22:59, 15 December 2017 (EST)
"RIP AlGore - So near, yet sofa" has a certain je-ne-sais-what. Sidecar (talk) 23:19, 15 December 2017 (EST)

Did a few real super fast mockups of some ideas...

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The version with just freckles didn't really look very good. Maybe if I did it more complex though, with enough shades to actually make out his general face/nose. I think I'll try that next. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 00:02, 16 December 2017 (EST)

Was thinking along far simpler lines. Something like this:

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Sidecar (talk) 09:54, 16 December 2017 (EST)

Actually, "So near, but sofa" would work far better, now I look at it again. Sidecar (talk) 10:00, 16 December 2017 (EST) (Fixed - just waiting for the reupload to overwrite Sidecar (talk) 10:17, 16 December 2017 (EST))
The fuckin' butthurt Jews can't even get AlGore's powerword right. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 19:16, 19 December 2017 (EST)
  • imagine failing so bad that you can't even be remebered for failing lel SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 23:04, 19 December 2017 (EST)
That made me laugh Schnitzel.  Did they get the part about him getting cucked by a couch right?

Hagibor (talk) 00:07, 20 December 2017 (EST)

Oy vey, that's very antisemite! 6 TRILLION DIED!! -LIODPhoenix Emblem.png 06:12, 20 December 2017 (EST)

It was 9 gorillion. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 06:57, 20 December 2017 (EST)

There used to be life on Venus and Mars before WW2.  Venus was a Jewish Paradise with beautiful beaches, all you can eat Buffets and plastic surgeons that would give free nose jobs if your nose arrived at your appointment 5 minutes before you.
Mercury was a women only planet.  You already know that even though it's hot enough to melt lead on Mercury there'd be some woman complaining she was cold.
What's funny is when I was in High School, my history teacher called me an AntiSemite because when she asked me why Hitler killed the Jews I didn't stop with the accepted answer of Racial Purity and went on to include the history of Court Jews.  When I started on the carpet baggers and money lenders that came in after WW1 she interupted me and called me an AntiSemite.
What I don't get is how liberals can call Trump Hitler when their ideas reflect the Nazi party so heavily.

Hagibor (talk) 11:04, 20 December 2017 (EST)

I was almost arrested for AntiSemitism for talking about some crazy Jews & their crimes against the humanity & Children. I still don't understand. So it's a crime to discriminate against Jews? but it's not a crime to discriminate against Muslims, Buddhist, Christians, Catholics, Sikhs, Hinduism, etc...?
Is it because 6 trillion died?
In WW2 around 23 million Russian soldiers died during the "Great National War", they were killed by the Nazis. They died for mother Russia. I don't see anyone whining about the 23 million dead.
Jews are getting special treatment, way more honestly. More and more are being consumed by the cancer of Jews, money.. bribes.. women.. sick stuff.. etc.. are being thrown at certain people/countries to enforce -doesn't work- the idea of Jews being good people. When that doesn't work then you'd get arrested for AntiSemitism or even every basic aspect of your life will be ruined.
I tried to steer clear out of what I know/heard about Jews. But all what I've seen from them was Evil, Lies, Murders, Theft, Rape, Child Abuse, Child Prostitution, Greed, Bullying, Gangstalking, Double Standards & better yet, dishonesty.
I think that Jews are not humans, otherwise they would simply understand that they're evil and stop being evil already. Which proves that they're not humans. Maybe that's why (His Highness Hitler) gassed & burnt them. -LIODPhoenix Emblem.png 12:53, 20 December 2017 (EST)
I tend to follow the ideas of people like Carl Sagan, it's a part of my identity but I put most of my faith in Science.  A lot of the problems with Israel come from two fronts.  You have tge people like you say that think Israel should be babied because 700 googleplex Jews died and you have these New World Christians that believe that if the Jews keep possession of Israel that the second coming of Christ will happen.

Hagibor (talk) 16:56, 20 December 2017 (EST)

I'm also with you on the freedom of speech LIOD.   Those retarded, European Anti-Semitism laws should be removed because they were mostly created to give the occupying powers an easy way to arrest Nazi agitators post WW2.  70 years later, there's no need for them because everyone is either dead or shitting in a bag at an old folks home.  I agree, they violate the civil rights of freedom of speech.

Hagibor (talk) 17:04, 20 December 2017 (EST)

So far in Torat I never read anything related to Jesus and his second coming. It's only mentioned in Islam & Christianity. As far as I'm concerned, the extremist Jews (Zionists) religion is completely different compared to Judaism. Zionism is simply just Satanism but covered up with the nice shiny cover of "Kabbalah" name. They even replaced devils by naming them Angels. And when you ask them about Archangels they seems to know nothing about either Gabriel, Michael, Angel of Death, Azrael, etc... (it's been a while since I've been taught their names and their ranks).
But that won't replace the fact that Zionism is just Satanism. And they have sick agendas that are kept in secret such as building their own Temple, because these -idiots- believe that by removing the Symbol of God (the Mosque in Jerusalem) and building their temple over it, with an adjusted design of a pyramid that is missing its top. Then their God would sit down on his throne therefore they have defeated the actual God and they will live forever as devils or something. I mean they better keep this kind of crap as a secret because it sounds like someone on meth taught them with that. It doesn't even add up to any religious methodology that I studied. Other than people who are stupid/naive falling for this kind of religious stunts. -LIODPhoenix Emblem.png 01:10, 21 December 2017 (EST)
If i'm remembering right, the only angels I think that are actually named in Jeudism are Gariel and Michael because they are the only ones ever named in the Torah.  Like Christianity you have all the apocryphal angels like Sophiel, Zeeviel, Samiel, Uriel, Raphael etc.  Zionism is as bad as manifest destiny was in the U.S.  Like the U.S. did, Israel uses every and any excuse to extend its borders.  The fact that Islam and Muslims won't let Palestine become a country lets Israel get away with it.  Also Israel wins the propaganda war like Northern Ireland did with Southern Ireland.  When you have terrorists blowing up school busses and preschools, or having your people protect and make heroes out of terrorists, it's really hard to convince the world that you're on the up and up

Hagibor (talk) 09:37, 21 December 2017 (EST)

Still that won't erase the disgusting feeling/impression everyone gets when they meet/hear Jews. lol -LIODPhoenix Emblem.png 14:34, 22 December 2017 (EST)

Soundcloud widget broken again

  • I need it for stuff. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 13:51, 15 December 2017 (EST)

This is because you're an idiot...


Look at this This  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 14:58, 20 December 2017 (EST)

  • You fuckers changed it. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 03:50, 21 December 2017 (EST)

Someone's Having A Meltdown Over An Article

Go Here

In case you don't want to read it. Scientology is out to get her and she's crying because this site is misogynistic and she lost a Position at Psychology Today as a contributing writer because we displayed her Take No Prisoners Attitude, Tell It Like It Is Personality in a bad light.

Btw: my favorite part is how Susan J. Elliott tries to put herself in a good light by saying how much pro-bono work she does after the comparison of her prices and $cientology going rates.

Another good part is how she quotes her page but never links to it or names this site because people would be able to come and see her true nature, ruining all her attempts at white washing. One of the Sysops should send her a cease and desist order because Susan J. Elliott is technically plagiarizing because she didn't name the source.

Hagibor (talk) 21:16, 17 December 2017 (EST)

DeviantAut plague

On the one hand, it's good that new users sign up. On the other hand, a lot of them are just writing the same one article each. You know the one. It has seven templates, a huge rainbow blinkie, about three paragraphs of original but dull text, two unrelated pictures, and a section called "What makes him triggered". It's almost as if there is a template being passed around. These articles are frankly shit, don't contain any humor or drama, and will not impress anyone other than the author's tight-knit circlejerk. I'm not a deletionist, so I think these deserve a bespoke template to warn unsuspecting readers that if they've already read one of these abortions they can skip the one they're looking at. In a way, they are themselves an Internet Phenomenon of a very tedious kind. (I'm not hugely bothered, personally, this is just a housekeeping proposal for 2018, for your consideration.) Sidecar (talk) 10:03, 20 December 2017 (EST)

  • it's bcuz fgts at DA keep on calling ED an attack site that says "X is a gay furry fag that gets triggered easily and is pwnt by my ebin trolling lololol" so the 12 year olds hear it and try to fit in. the "G.R.I.D.S. that is killing ED" template could work but i think the most we can do is hope that another Anonfan97 doesn't show up SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 11:09, 20 December 2017 (EST)
    • I disagree. We are condoning this infestation of unfunny by letting it pass unremarked, when the little twats who are making these articles are satire-worthy themselves. I am not a graphic designer, but have produced this as an easily-deployable tool of mockery. Unless someone's going to produce a more professional version, or has good reason to object to the concept itself, I propose to start using it forthwith. Sidecar (talk) 14:24, 20 December 2017 (EST)

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  • i dunno maybe it could work. th page creator could still remove the template but it could serve as a detterent. maybe add some text like in the e.g. below to promote moar good pages from being made SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 16:02, 20 December 2017 (EST)
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    • The upper line strikes me as redundant, but the lower inline link seems a sound and constructive idea. Will implement. Sidecar (talk) 16:13, 20 December 2017 (EST)
  • r we still keeping the "if it's still bad after a week delete it" stance? SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 17:37, 20 December 2017 (EST)
    • Fuck knows, everything's gone to ratshit lately. I suppose the {{DAshit}} template is a product of my uncertainty and frustration about this whole situation. Sidecar (talk) 20:40, 20 December 2017 (EST)

Um... a few things... this has been going on since forever, it's not new. And right now the "worst of the worst" is actually the "random nobody YouTuber" article. We've got one crazy fuck in particular who has created upwards of a 100 of them just in the past year or so (he keeps making new accounts, but they're all stupid level obvious). Most of them are stubs or blatant attack articles... to the point where dozens have already been flushed.

Anyway, the thing of it is, yeah there's a lot of shit from a lot of stupid tweenage muppet fucks... but it does generate interest and attention towards the site. That's why we don't flush such articles right off the bat but give them a chance to "improve"... which, okay, 9 times out 10 they won't (at all), but it all creates a little tism storm, traffic goes up and then the garbage can be flushed in a few weeks.

The important thing is just to make sure those garbage articles aren't being linked to in major articles and categories. That's the thing that really causes damage. So rather than try and crack down on such garbage articles, instead crack down on mainstream/high traffic articles and make sure no one is adding a bunch of stupid personal/vanity bushwa. Like what I did to the Manchild article awhile back. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 17:46, 22 December 2017 (EST)


All ads except TorGuard have been removed. Someone please add a notice somewhere notifying users about this. They can turn off ad blocker on the wiki  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 15:01, 20 December 2017 (EST)

  • now people can stop saying we put spyware... on the website that we want people to visit SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 16:04, 20 December 2017 (EST)
  • I'm still getting a ton of popups. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 10:20, 21 December 2017 (EST)
Same here, wouldn't mind donating for sites dedicated servers. But am currently jobless & can't find a job. Because my government are communist and they don't like me because I know too much about their Shenanigans with ████████. -LIODPhoenix Emblem.png 12:07, 21 December 2017 (EST)
It's all in the fucking cache on your local PC's. It should clear up in a couple of days. Forum ads will be removed A S A P. Also, don't donate any money to Zaiger, he won't spend it on ED. I can assure you that  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 15:43, 21 December 2017 (EST)

Spyware? Hell it was full up ransomware! It was all jacked up to the point where if you clicked on anything, literally anything, it would auto-trigger said ransomware and attempt to hijack your system completely.

Also I'd probably donate more if I knew where/how the money was actually being used. Like what specific bills are there for the server(s), what days do they need to be paid on, how much are they, how much is needed in donations to cover them, how much has already been donated, etc, etc. Cause right now it's like... just throwing money into a black hole, like I have no idea what any of it is even for at all. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 13:59, 22 December 2017 (EST)

Feel free to contact me on any platform possible, I'm easily googleable via my username / Powerword. I can explain everything  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 10:37, 24 December 2017 (EST)
Blackhole? I've been to a blackhole many years ago. Am very surprised that I got out of there in one piece. -LIODPhoenix Emblem.png 14:17, 22 December 2017 (EST)
Y'all hand your chance to use ads in a non-asshole way and you fucked it up. Adblock stays on. Dirt Man Idiot (talk) 17:59, 29 December 2017 (EST)


i can't get any .se pages to redirect to .rs. idk whether this is known or not, either way it needs fixed tho. :) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 06:02, 23 December 2017 (EST)

Zaiger is being an ass, he won't change the DNS  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 10:38, 24 December 2017 (EST)
That is not true. I have sent numorous tickets in to PRQ and have not received a reply. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 12:04, 16 January 2018 (EST)
I can get you .ae domain, but that would get me arrested & thrown into jail for like (10-40 years). Communist country. It's even a crime to record anything with your phone like fights, storms, accidents, Prostitutes, etc... (1-4 years sentence) as it would hurt "The Country's Reputation".-LIODPhoenix Emblem.png 11:25, 24 December 2017 (EST)
Not to mention the jails themselves are in a pretty horrible condition. I had to live in UAE for a couple years, can't even get to ED without a VPN. MilænorTSW 12:50, 24 December 2017 (EST)
The whole country is fucked up pretty much. Many people are trying to ignore the off-spring Royals but they keep fucking up. Killing their daddy, killing their brothers (Sheikh Ahmad Bin Zayed), Dubai Ruler killing his son (Sheikh Rashid), Mohammed Bin Zayed fucking with his older brother and forcing him to do nothing as he wants to rule the country, unneeded war in Yemen, forcing all kids (highschool grads) to join the Army, etc... everything here is programmed. Even people reaction towards the Royal Family members, unless others want to lose their citizenship and rot in federal prisons for 10 years (their whole family & relatives would suffer the same consequences). I'm even forced to carry a concealed gun whenever am out (self defence). Because the Law Enforcement here are useless servants to the Royal Family members. Specially when they all want you dead. And the best part? watch the news evening of Dubai/AbuDhabi/Sharjah channels. It will skull fuck you honestly. Ever wondered how come all countries around the world are filled with terrorist attacks except UAE? as far as I know Alqaeeda are controlled by AbuDhabi (kids are shit unlike their father), while ISIS are told not to do such stuff as UAE is very friendly to Jews. Nothing is more filthy than our Royal Family members. They're worse than Jews. -LIODPhoenix Emblem.png 14:33, 24 December 2017 (EST)
Things really aren't as bad as you might think. There are a number of factors which contribute to the delusion that they are...
1. Mainstream Media invoking "The Summer Of The Shark" constantly for ratings. AKA "fake news"
2. Exponentially increasing populations (provides a greater pool of fucked up to pull from).
3. Increased information connectivity and dissemination (allows faster access to news and information about fucked up shit).
Basically sensationalist media combined with increased population and information access has created a very black paint to pour over humanity. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 04:38, 16 January 2018 (EST)

Upload crapola

Upload page says maximum file size = 32MB. Just tried (twice) to upload a 22MB .mp4 and got "413 Request Entity Too Large". What gives? Sidecar (talk) 13:20, 27 December 2017 (EST)

It's the httpd/nginx server. Whoever got access to .conf files of the web server should edit 'client_max_body_size' with the correct max file size. Probably was left unchanged since last upgrade. Maybe PHP.ini max upload file size value would need to be revised also. -LIODPhoenix Emblem.png 14:31, 27 December 2017 (EST)

Thanks for that explanation. I suppose it's too much to hope for that someone knows the actual maximum size for an upload? (Am trying to find a solution for the youtube "linkrot" problem.) Sidecar (talk) 15:10, 27 December 2017 (EST)
On ED it's configured to allow 32MB files, but not on the server (HTTP service) side. You need VX or Zaiger to access the server's console and do some configuration to the files I mentioned earlier followed by restarting the service (should be part of the maintenance). -LIODPhoenix Emblem.png 17:40, 27 December 2017 (EST)
I'll not be holding my breath, then. Sidecar (talk) 18:30, 27 December 2017 (EST)

It's under 5 MB, I know, I poked at it quite a bit awhile back. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 20:46, 27 December 2017 (EST)

Videographica Dramatica

As mentioned above, I'm trying to solve the youtube linkrot problem. VonHelton's article is a favorite of mine and has been particularly affected, which made me think about this. What I am proposing is a little youtube channel for uploading and "archiving" key bits of video so that we have a stable source. This would be labelled as fair use (due to only using excerpts) and satire/parody (copyright exemption in US and UK law). Is this a gay and spergy idea, and do I need to get a life? Sidecar (talk) 12:20, 28 December 2017 (EST)

  • if the channel that uploaded it had an admin-only password and all the videos were unlisted then that could work, it would also reduce any copyright complaints because unlisted videos can only be viewde through links and not the jew toob search algorithm. u still need to get a life tho SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 12:35, 28 December 2017 (EST)
    • I asked Santa for a life, but he left an expired book voucher and a note that said "I don't do fucking miracles, sonny" Sidecar (talk) 12:39, 28 December 2017 (EST)
OK, it's done and seems to work fine. If anyone knows of any articled videos that are at risk and need preserving this way, let me know on my userpage. Sidecar (talk) 13:22, 28 December 2017 (EST)

I've been doing this for some time already, but implementing it is really slow. The trick is you create a YouTube account, then upload a copy of the video to the account, but then set the video to direct link only, which in turn forcibly prevents people from being able to flag the videos or get them taken down. Look at the Russell Greer article as an example, all the videos on that page are not the originals (most of which have been taken down, hidden or removed). The other advantage is that you can enable ads on the video, so that way the site can generate a little bit of money too. In the past six months or so the Russ article alone has generated around $5 in ad revenue... now imagine that for EVERY major article with videos!

But again, the problem can't be solved overnight. If you have any experience with YouTube you know you can't just start mass uploading hundreds of videos because you'll get all sorts of stupid ass false DMCA flagging from their automated bots and if you get more than three strikes at once... the whole account is locked out. So you can only do a few videos at at time, wait to make sure they don't get flagged by their automated garbage and then move on to another batch.

It's very slow, very tedious and it's going to take a lot of patience. Best to center on major/popular articles first, but still try and archive as much as you can from every article you come across. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 18:58, 29 December 2017 (EST)


Can we start a Dumbass of the year award and give it to Tyler Barriss for fucking up a SWAT and getting an innocent person killed? Hagibor (talk) 18:59, 30 December 2017 (EST)

Don't think it really warrants an award; it was by chance he got someone killed. All he did was scream "It's just a prank bro!" after the fact. If he kills himself in prison he might be eligible for a 2018 golden ipod award. PoshBlastoise.gifTalk 17:43, 31 December 2017 (EST)

"for fucking up a SWAT"
...any attempted SWATTING is fucking up. It's not like prank calling someone and if you think it is you probably need a significantly sized boot right up your ass. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 17:48, 31 December 2017 (EST)
  • speaking of golden ipod, who won for 2017? my guess is sofa cuck SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 19:09, 31 December 2017 (EST)
  • I'm with Schnitzel on that. Sofa Cuck sounds like a bad, dark comedy ending in a YouTube, backyard movie rather than real life. He has my vote hands down.

Hagibor (talk) 03:51, 9 January 2018 (EST)

I really don't think this requires voting of any sort, just give Sofa-cuck-king-we-tard-it the award and be done with it. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 04:00, 9 January 2018 (EST)
Mimkrys, can you make an image for the 2017 Golden iPod? The proud winner is the Sofa Cuck.

Hagibor (talk) 11:00, 9 January 2018 (EST)

Yeah give me a day or so and I'll do it... although I'm gonna make a new version, the existing one is lookin a bit old and busted. Gotta figure out the particulars though first...
Golden - iPod - New Working.jpg
I think that looks about right... 1.25 degree rotation with about a 5 degree skew angle to the right. Doubled layered text, the top layer chromed with Beach (standard settings) and then layer blended with soft light... might have to use something different for the darker text, likely Earthtones. What do you want the text to say exactly? His full name? Couch Cuck? Both?
Also should I use the existing/old text or should it be changed at all? Keeping in mind I already changed the "DRAMA" part to "DRAMATICA"... I'll also probably use the new logo with the leaf pattern around it for the shield bit. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 12:00, 9 January 2018 (EST)
Okay here's the version with the logo added...
Golden - iPod - New Working Logo.jpg
If there's no input/consensus on the text I'll just... do whatever. Oh, also, I could remove the shield outline thing and just have the dramatica logo by itself... that might look better. Well, whatever. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 12:55, 9 January 2018 (EST)

I like the shield. It really brings attention to the logo.

Hagibor (talk) 21:16, 10 January 2018 (EST)

Ahhh yes, the 'ol "make the logo bigger" mentality... thanks for you input, it reminded me to do the exact opposite... less conspicuous:
Golden iPod - William Atchison.jpg
The alignment probably isn't like 100% accurate, I basically just eye balled it. Looks pretty good though I think. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 04:41, 12 January 2018 (EST)
Nah that dude was actually pretty fuckin cool, I mean tranny suicides are a dime a fuckin dozen, but holy shit did he take things to a whole new level of creative insanity! If there was like an opposite award to the Golden iPod he'd definitely be the clear winner. The Golden iPod though is supposed to be about the biggest fuckin loser and, well, Couch Cuck clearly tops out in that race... no contest. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 17:06, 12 January 2018 (EST)

That has to be the best Golden Ipod I have ever seen. Wow! You got some mad skills mims. I really like how you have it a shiny gold instead of the old matte colour.

Hagibor (talk) 10:54, 13 January 2018 (EST)

He didn't like AlGore whole lots, they had some beef and lots of fights in talk pages. I guess that's why he put lots of effort into photoshoping (unless he uses Corel Painter) that. -LIODPhoenix Emblem.png 06:59, 14 January 2018 (EST)
Well he was an idiot and largely by choice (he didn't have the excuse of some kind of cognitive impairment as far as I know). I wouldn't say we had "beef" though, or at least that's not how I saw it. I generally clocked him as a proverbial punching bag, something I could hit that would be too stupid to hit back. As an ED admin/veteran though I generally presumed he had enough self-esteem to take it.
I think it was the Eminem article changes that really did him over the edge though. I guess apparently he like idolized Eminem and all the stupid shit he put into his article he perceived it as being like silent nodding or dog whistling... and then I randomly came along and fucked up the fantasy for him to the point of painting Eminem up as a squirrely dipshit who got molested into rap by his deranged uncle, which turned him into a raging, self-hating closet homo who eventually "came out" on multiple levels, especially with his recent career blunders of going full SJW. When he saw his idol turned into the very thing he hated more than anything... I think that's what tipped him ass over tea kettle. The really ironic part being... I made it up. I mean... it's bullshit, it's all fuckin bullshit. I mean yeah you can certainly look at Eminem's career/life in the way I've got it presently plastered in his article... but I can just as easily twist it around in any ~other~ direction. My writing tends to be like a kind of fun house mirror I can arbitrary manipulate to my liking. There is no "truth" there is merely perception and I can alter it in any way I like.
TL;DR - If I write or rewrite an article that shits all over your core beliefs... try not to take it as hard as AlGore did, my words aren't a dick after all.
PS - Actually I used a two decade old version of Paint Shop Pro and put in a collective effort of about 30 minutes into it... and most of that was needlessly dicking around with the clone tool while listening to music (which satiates my OCD urges). --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 13:04, 14 January 2018 (EST)

How Do I Link To MP4 Files

I've been trying to put File:Barriss911call.mp4 on a page and it's not working.


Hagibor (talk) 12:17, 31 December 2017 (EST)

You don't. The MP4 container and assorted codecs don't play nice with this current version/setup of WikiMedia. Use Quicktime with the .mov extension/container for best results on uploaded video (although keep in mind they'll only work with newer browsers)...

For audio files use the OGG container with... uh... whatever the hell it was I used (I don't even remember)...
Or just link to it here (or send it to me in e-mail) and I'll convert it for you. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 14:12, 31 December 2017 (EST)

I got the file from this page. One of these days I need to upgrade from an IPad to a computer. It's mostly me being a money hungry Jew, not kidding here, cuz why should I pay for a computer when I can run my writing programs on a tablet and print everything at school? The main thing that has the win for me with tablets is I can carry battery packs for it and use it anywhere.

Hagibor (talk) 16:28, 31 December 2017 (EST)

Here's the audio of the 911 call...
I'll do the little video clip that was on the end here in a bit (gotta run some errands). --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 17:28, 31 December 2017 (EST)

Thanks Mimkrys, you the man.🚹♂️

Hagibor (talk) 20:04, 31 December 2017 (EST)

Here's the video clip...
I didn't bother including the slow-mo part since it didn't really add much (mostly because the quality is so bad). I'll see if I can find a better source capture later on. This is technically upsized footage, the original I think is actually 640x480. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 02:32, 1 January 2018 (EST)

Sometimes Twitter Gives Me A Boner

Now is one of those times...

Sometimes Twitter Gives Me A Boner - Jackie Chanel Roasted.png

Don't raise your hand if you're touching yourself right now. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 01:54, 11 January 2018 (EST)

Is Living In A Shithole En Vogue Now?

Seriously, I really do not understand this retardation of people running around acting all ~proud~ of their shithole roots. I mean I spent two years growing up living in Trona, a first world shithole and, believe me, that is not an experience I would ever wish upon anyone... ever. Nor is it something I am in any way proud or happy about and I've got a gawd damn hyperthymic personality type! I think it's even WORSE when you're a little kid growing up in horrible, desolate, run down ghetto shitholes like that. I think if you spend too long in areas like that as a kid it just perma-fucks your brain. Urban renewal aka "gentrification" can go a long way towards making a living hell at least mildly pleasant.

Seriously, don't even get me started on the poor cat cafe owner having her business fucked up and wrecked by a bunch of over privileged white liberal nutballs screaming in protest over it. When you actually live in a shithole, trust me, getting a rare/fun business like that is actually a very POSITIVE thing! Like I also spent a number of years living in Waitsburg, Washington and like one time we got a miniature golf course! Only lasted for about a year, but, hey, it was like gawd damn Christmas for us hayseeds! Or the time a random pizzeria opened up in town and it had some arcade machines and a pool table and shit... again it only lasted a couple years, but gawd damn it was awesome! --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 13:23, 13 January 2018 (EST)

Block requested on Scoop21

Requesting a block on Special:Contributions/Scoop21. Only contributions are inserting spamming his lame-ass Wikia message wall in unrelated articles. Bugbear (shit spewing) 02:06, 14 January 2018 (EST)

thanks for the alert, the user is now banned. :) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 04:50, 14 January 2018 (EST)

Image server

is crapping out again, which iirc is about the third time in eight months. And on previous form, it won't be fixed for a fortnight. OK so ED is a bit of a shoestring operation, but can we get a better shoestring please? This situation is lamentable. Sidecar (talk) 13:42, 14 January 2018 (EST)

Would Someone Deal With This Already

This stupid shit is just getting completely out of hand...


Logan Bray

Xander Haines

The Powerhouse of Entertainment

Logan Swan

Scourge Forward


Reece Kendrick

Bea Koretkii



Omegalore - Oh hey this one has half naked pictures of underage kids... good job guys, srsly, way to admin!

Lucas Gloss

Keegan Salisbury - This one has been vandalized but I'm sure it's more of the same.

O3V Television

Matthew Davis - This one at least vaguely resembles a real article, still has DOX in it though, also another underage kid.


SammyClassicSonicFan - Srsly great work here you guys, I mean who doesn't love pedo bait?

MysticArk - These ones are especially great! Where it's just a great big long list of shit they like/hate... brilliant!

Logomax - Another recently vandalized but more of the same stupid shit.


Isaac TV

...there's dozens more (look at the "see also" sections to track them). Apparently there's like an errant clusterfuck of 10~12 year old spergs from YouTube who have recently taken to using ED to try and attack one another. Every last one of the articles is a blatant attack article, most of them are just random DOX and they're all just completely retarded.

Seriously, what's the point of having admins if they don't, you know... do their fuckin job!? I mean congratulations, ED now has dozens of squirrely fuckin dipshit pages plastered up with the DOX of underage kiddies... that's, that's fuckin great. *slow clap*

--Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 13:45, 14 January 2018 (EST)

BCGaming2018 Season 5 - Alright, I'm tired of looking for these, there's seemingly no end to them. They're all from that same stupid fuck who did this last summer during the last "great purge" as it were, the one who continually creates dozens of different accounts to try and make his retardation less obvious but then fucks it all up by making nearly every page he creates nearly identical. I think he's actually been at this since Sherrod was still around and he tends to gravitate towards underage kids where ever he can find them (usually on DeviantArt and YouTube).

It creates a lot of "crossfire" too (or "cross-retardation" might be more accurate), because then the kiddies he gets all riled up come here and then they start trying to make their own attack articles (most of which wind up banned/blocked/deleted right off the bat) as well as goads them into attempted vandalization, which he then uses as a means of trying to justify the shitty attack articles.

In any event I'm 90% certain that the majority of it is coming from one person because when you try and talk to him he sounds all Downs and shit with the exact same contextual mannerisms, typing style, editing style, etc, etc. He'll go through trends too, like last summer he was fixating heavily on adding the majority of his targets to the manchild article and like presently he's very fixated on using the sickfuck template, rainbow text and various others. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 14:55, 14 January 2018 (EST)

Threat Advisories

I started making new ones...

Threat-Advisory - Freezing.png       Threat-Advisory - Jeff Sessions.png       Threat-Advisory - Halloween.png

If anyone has specific requests for stuff let me know and I'll make 'em for ya. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 21:09, 14 January 2018 (EST)

File uploads are fucked up again

plz fix kthxbye — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 01:40, 16 January 2018 (EST)

Image server seems 2 b messed up too. Half the imageson the site aren't showing.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 03:48, 16 January 2018 (EST)
I'll just paste this here...
I think it's a "bandwidth throttling" issue. Basically ED is hosted outside of the US (although it wouldn't matter now with Net Neutrality gone) and it's like you pay for a month of service... but then the month of service has certain bandwidth restrictions so by the end of the month if you've used up "too much" bandwidth then they start throttling connection speeds. Like right now you can actually upload an image... if it's under 15k. Likewise if you try editing a REALLY big article and it's over 15k of data... you'll get an error. Presumably it'll last for a few more days or whenever the next cycle begins. The hosting provider likely does some jackass thing too where there's no ~slight~ upgrade, like they probably don't let you just pay an extra $2 a month for additional bandwith, instead they probably have some bushwa about upgrading to "enterprise" or "platinum magic surprise" service which very likely costs, oh, I'm guessing like TEN TIMES the current "slow and dumpy" service.
TL;DR - Internet service providers can be real jackasses.
--Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 04:27, 16 January 2018 (EST)

Can You Find The Kitty Face?

Kee, kee, kee... I'm bored, so now there's an Easter Egg on this page. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 16:15, 16 January 2018 (EST)

  • ez, top left corner of the page below "project page" and next to the ED logo. its a nyan cat head with a yellow background, i didnt even have to edit the page to know SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 17:30, 16 January 2018 (EST)

Neo Nazis = Neo Transsexuals

I found a fun new way of screwing with the Alt-Right!

The real good stuff starts around the middle (be warned it's outright verbal rape)...

Fun little trolling trick, you take whatever a person/group hates the most and then you come up with clever ways of turning them into the very thing they despise, in turn fucking up their perceptions and core beliefs. I think I'll call it... Forced Reflective Inversion... er, no that sounds retarded. Uh... I'll just call it the "mirror trick", that's nice and simple. --Mimkrys Gift Apple.gif 16:38, 16 January 2018 (EST)