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Ian Watkins

Ian Watkins is a current event and he's still on the news. But he was all over it during december 18th, including on fox news. now he's some of the main results when you type in ian on google. How about we feature the Ian Watkins article. But before we do, we can look for improvements and additions to the article.

Terrance and Phillip 18:16, 3 January 2014 (EST)

Yes, this should be an Article of the Now. I have a few concerns but need to research Ian Watkins and his history, otherwise I'll just mangle the article. Earlier I edited the first paragraph. This is on my priority list, and I don't mind if you make sure I don't forget. Schnookums Icon3.png 18:34, 3 January 2014 (EST)

Moleman9000

Some kid went in crying in #ed IRC saying to remove the article, i personally think it was the real Gabe and we slapped it with teamplates and asked for nudes Other frequenters of IRC will agree on this. Moleman9000 penis 14:53, 7 January 2014 (EST)

Bump for potential Cunt 14:49, 7 January 2014 (EST)
Yeah, I agree. Would you see about anything else that can be added to the article before I clean it up? Also Cunt I've been researching Hashtag and found some lulz if you want to check my userpage. Schnookums Icon3.png 14:58, 7 January 2014 (EST)
The article has been cleaned up and on January 15th, 2014 it will be featured. Schnookums Icon3.png 18:48, 13 January 2014 (EST)

SammyClassicSonicFan

That kid may be old news, but a huge lulcow is a lulcow forever.

Number one autistic fanboy of Mario and Sonic on Youtube. Sammy soon became infamous because of his extreme reactions to trolling à la Chris-Chan.  — Preceding comment added by Trololo9921 (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Checkmark 2.gif Done. Schnookums Icon3.png reply 01:52, 13 February 2014 (EST)

change yer mind eh Schnookums? Shaman 08:11, 14 February 2014 (EST)

The Fine Bros.

The Fine Bros

Maybe? Clint Beastwood 14:15, 19 February 2014 (EST)

Hell yeah! Response. Schnookums Icon3.png reply 14:26, 19 February 2014 (EST)


asdf

maybe? — Preceding unsigned comment added by Oliver Hart (talkcontribs)

Von Helton

he had never been article of the nao? Surprising. He might be the biggest lulzcow this side of chris chan Von Helton DUMFUK 15:41, 23 March 2014 (EDT)

Checkmark 2.gif Sickpuppy Lurking Wolf 12:20, 15 April 2014 (EDT)

Gorgeous George

GG has been a lolcow for moar than a decade and his fail antics just gets better with age. He recently filed his fifth copyright lolsuit against random trolls then sends harassing messages to said trolls and claims he's teh victim. He definitely deserves a look for The Article of The Now. - MattWilsonFails 01:32, 30 March 2014 (EST)

You mean a second nomination? Sickpuppy Lurking Wolf 12:20, 15 April 2014 (EDT)

Derp! I forgot he was nominated but it was a long time ago. So yeah, he deserves a second nomination. :D - MattWilsonFails 11:24, 4 April 2014 (EST)

ohai, whats up dude. ill set it Uberfukken 23:53, 16 April 2014 (EDT)

Thanks, Uberfukken. You are a bath house full of cocks awesome. I've been pretty good, doing the usual milking of lolcows. Speaking of I should go back and edit the asalieri article sometime soon. He's disabled the ratings on his recent videos if they get too many dislikes blaming it on the trolls. He also made a new RAR which was basically a huge fuck you to his "fans". MattWilsonFails 00:50, EST 17 April 2014 (EST)

haha yea asa is a fucking retard. sounds like he's begging for round 2 ;) Uberfukken 00:57, 17 April 2014 (EDT)

99chan

I may be kind of biased since I did some major edits to the article (with VX's approval), but I just thought I'd suggest the 99chan article anyway. It's the featured article on the chan portal atm too. Anyway, if you run out of ideas it's always better than a CWC rerun. Pinkamena1.jpeg  FETUS FUCKER  01:27, 17 April 2014 (EDT)

sure ill set it in a little bit Uberfukken 01:58, 17 April 2014 (EDT)
kay, ty, also post on my talk page when you've added it to the queue if you don't mind Pinkamena1.jpeg  FETUS FUCKER  04:36, 17 April 2014 (EDT)

Pamperchu

I hope re-featuring this article and scaring this degenerate nolife into thinking he has AIDS will make him butthurt as hell. :D Pinkamena1.jpeg  FETUS FUCKER  21:19, 1 May 2014 (EDT)

Elliot Rodger

Overdue obviously due to servers and potential nominee for The 2014 Golden iPod Awards for killing 6 in a virgin rage. MyBodyAintReady 21:12, 12 June 2014 (EDT)

Checkmark 2.gif  Sickpuppy Wolfpawprintalpha.png 10:00, 17 June 2014 (EDT)

Roy Philipose

This guy fucked up bad in life in front of everyone. we all saw the TESLA shareholders meeting...eek!

Crap9000 03:18, 17 June 2014 (EDT)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ We would first need an article on the guy in order to set it as AOTN. If you don't want to start one yourself, submit it to Needed/Proposed and someone might pick it up.  Sickpuppy Wolfpawprintalpha.png 10:00, 17 June 2014 (EDT)

Weegeeisgoingtokillm

This is probably gonna break the criminal christians articles, but as a M.U.G.E.Nite, This guy just has to be the dumbest Troll in the Mugen community. His Mugen characters are atrocious and he always begs for unneeded attention to put his Mugen characters up in Popularity. In addition, he also poorly threatens people when they use one of the listed trollbait in the article. I nominate Weegeeisgoingtokillm for being an attention whore, a person who can't make decent Mugen characters to save his life and for being butthurt in his old YT account. This guy needs serious help. (Apparently he's so bad at making Mugen characters, that Seth who would easily like anything Trixie hates his portrayal of Trixie, and was briefly bashed on in an EQD article.)

Mugenrules53 15:56, 19 June 2014 (EDT)

I'm personally gonna hold off on doing that. The article's got no IRL pics/info, no mirrors of videos from his deleted YT account, and only one photographic example of his MUGEN characters. It doesn't have enough drama or media (pics/vids) to be AOTN. The videos from his current account are boring and unfunny, and an attention whore doesn't need more attention brought to his ghost town YT channel by way of ED.  Sickpuppy Wolfpawprintalpha.png 17:07, 19 June 2014 (EDT)

Here's some more VIDEO examples of his Mugen characters:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xVb1Pv59FA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnoJ8jpOekw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CovsCXP5Js

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O9zmnjEEzw


And ironically no one bothered to mirror his videos despite having over 200+ subscribers for the time. But I can explain this: cheap Mugen characters fighting each other videos, Mugen character showcases, and him playing old games without commentary. He still had drama put on him from that time, but it wasn't huge, however and only lasted like a day or two except if Daniel999999gmc and MattheBiscuit join up against him then he whines about it for days on end.

Mugenrules53

>200+ subscribers
>2-day drama

Yeah, I'm just gonna leave that article where it is.  Sickpuppy Wolfpawprintalpha.png 19:09, 19 June 2014 (EDT)

K-On!

K-On! is a damn good shit to troll anime-mongling oldfags and make them butthurt; also it became a meme itself. -Leanne 01:53, 20 June 2014 (EDT)

Checkmark 2.gif Schnookums Icon3.png reply 15:43, 10 August 2014 (EDT)

BLACKB0ND

Needs moar edits and expansions so we can can see this retard for the hack he really is. More promotion = More lulz / The article has been slightly expanded upon and agreed to not be featured. This article has been made for drama only (since his whole channel is surrounded by controversy) and isn't because the guy called me a stupid face. It would be great if moar young, inspiring editors added more content.

Rogin0 17:11, 25 June 2014 (EDT)Rogin0

NYPA. Make your article a good one and it can be featured.  VX  NSDAP alt.png 17:29, 25 June 2014 (EDT)
You must be looking for Needed/Proposed. Right this way, pls. And hopefully you plan on expanding that article more than you currently have instead of leaving it to everyone else.  Sickpuppy Wolfpawprintalpha.png 17:40, 25 June 2014 (EDT)
ATM the article is hovering around the 'piss poor' to 'poor' level... I don't mind helping to edit it but moar lulz, less ad hominem plz. Mr.Jonzz JNZ.png 17:58, 25 June 2014 (EDT)
Thumbs-up.jpg Good job turning this around.  Sickpuppy Wolfpawprintalpha.png 13:20, 15 July 2014 (EDT)

Darksydephil (because of a giant amount of updates)

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https://encyclopediadramatica.es/DarksydePhil

The amount of things we changed and added is just amazing. Would be cool if it was featured again.

--Killerratte 13:05, 29 July 2014 (EDT)

Checkmark 2.gif Schnookums Icon3.png reply 05:18, 9 August 2014 (EDT)

James Foley

I wrote an article about James Foley, the American journalist who got beheaded by ISIS. Plantourchen 01:37, 21 August 2014 (EDT)

Checkmark 2.gif Schnookums Icon3.png reply 03:19, 24 August 2014 (EDT)

ParkourDude91

A stupid, delusional 23 year old man who is completely obssesed with military stuff. ParkourDude91 dreams to join the army but all he does all day is playing video games, smoking weed and vlogging. Notably, he thinks that just saying that you want to join the army you deserve the same level of respect as a decorated war hero.

There's so much to talk about this guy.

Dauser123 14:41, 30 August 2014 (EDT)

    • Given that Jace managed to troll Brianna Wu hard enough to get a restraining order against him and the fact that SJWs are butthurt over him, now is a perfect time for this.Wendell T. Stamps 17:02, 5 February 2015 (EST)
  • I agree. Someone (other than me) put this on AOTN. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 17:10, 5 February 2015 (EST)

Tj_lane

He just fucking escaped from prison. Thats why. [1] --Dildo Baggins 22:47, 11 September 2014 (EDT)

set for 13, 48 hours to write about it. Uberfukken 23:28, 11 September 2014 (EDT)

Blockland

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Blockland

because ever since the fag who made this game got it on steam greenlight the pop went from 30,000 to 160,000 yet only 200 ppl even play it; the pop never even went up cus its so bad. because of the boost of players, its more Relevant. + I added some autism sound effects to it

AlGore 04:28, 4 January 2015 (EST)

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I Dislike Cis People

Typical Socjus fag on tumblr, only is completely hypocritical about everything, flip flops on every issue today, supports pedophilia, thinks being cis is being oppressive automatically, and is copying Femfreq's formula by making a show about "transphobia in gaming". Top it all off, thinks Hanj from Attack on Titan, Wonder Woman, and Sayaka from Puella Magi Madoka Magica are mtf trannies and provides no evidence whatsoever to back his claims up. He also tries to prove it's canon while failing to realize that they are his headcanons.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/I_Dislike_Cis_People

http://softcisphobia.co.vu/ tumblr page

https://twitter.com/transgemder twitter

Checkmark 2.gifLibya after feb.pngTigercommander 10:00, 22 February 2015 (EST)

March 21~23 2015 ---- Jeff Weise

On march 21st, 2005, Jeff Weise shot up his school after a horrible life and a lot of bullying. He killed 9 people; killed his grandpa and his gf at home, stole his grandad's guns and police car, crashed into the school, killed a lot of people, got shot twice, shot back a bit, then killed himself. He also made 2 flashes for NG, extreme cases of warning signs. Now, it's going to be 10 years since then, and I want him to be remembered to this day. Set the AOTN to Jeff Weise for March 21st, 22nd, and 23rd, please. If not all 3, I'd recommend just the 21st then.

AlGore 14:54, 5 March 2015 (EST)

Checkmark 2.gifLibya after feb.pngTigercommander 02:12, 16 March 2015 (EDT)

Nayzak

An extremely popular and highly controversial muslim propaganda anime artist on Deviantart. He's been inactive for a while after a massive meltdown he had back involving Gaza, but recently, a lot of people have been raiding his page with shitposts. Plus, he's done a lot of lulcow level shit like censoring an entire contest he started because someone tried to submit a LBGT artwork in it. --LoverOfBats 22:25, 13 March 2015 (EDT)

Checkmark 2.gif Schnookums Icon3.png reply 14:15, 4 April 2015 (EDT)

Fiero425

Fiero425, trust me this would start up a shit storm with this guy the size of Nebraska. Brand spanking new page. --TROLAHOAR (talk) 18:43, 29 March 2015 (EDT)

Checkmark 2.gif Schnookums Icon3.png reply 14:15, 4 April 2015 (EDT)

Circumcision

I was planning on editing this article but didn't really find anything to improve. It's nice and lulzy, especially since the topic is taboo and makes most btards go nuts, as well as all the commotion over the germans banning it making the pedo-pediatricians going apeshit over their loss of fap material. I think we can at least expect drama. Also goes nicely with the recently-featured Jews article. Just my two cents Pinkamena1.jpeg  FETUS FUCKER  05:29, 25 April 2014 (EDT)

Yes, I admit, circumcision is a dead horse, but I still hope it gets featured just so we can piss people off... oh well Pinkamena1.jpeg  FETUS FUCKER  21:19, 1 May 2014 (EDT)

Pantera

This page sucked before, but I rewrote 50% of it and made it 9999999 times better.

I'll have a look. Schnookums Icon3.png reply 13:36, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

ISIS

ISIS is pwning the middle east right now and is more powerful and richer than Al Qaeda. We (the freedomland) is at war with them, and ISIS has beheaded an american journalist (who no one knows) Korrywatain 01:04, 21 August 2014 (EDT) korrywatain

Checkmark 2.gif Schnookums Icon3.png reply 13:36, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

Tourneyfag

An exemplary article. Nujen 11:27, 6 September 2014 (EDT)

Checkmark 2.gif Schnookums Icon3.png reply 16:24, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

Brianna Wu

Topical. - Plantourchen 18:56, 17 October 2014 (EDT)

Naruto

Considering that the manga just ended, the movie thats about to hit theaters which /a/ is going nuts over, and the absolutely hilarious non-stop drama in the fanbase; I think it would make sense to feature the new revamped Naruto article considering current events. TheDildozer 00:26, 25 November 2014 (EST)TheDildozer

/pol/

M00t is officially getting rid of pol. Every thread is just full blown shitposting. Seems noteworthy to me.

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/

Sphotof | IconN64.png IconGCN.png Steam Personal favourite article IconSNES.png IconSegaGEN.png 19:39, 7 March 2015 (EST) 14:33, 7 December 2014 (EST)

Jackie Coakley

Current Event. NEWS: The bitch at the center of the lulzy Rolling Stone fake rape clusterfuck. Page could use improvements from professional EDers, though...Fakerapetroll 00:44, 8 December 2014 (EST)

MH370

Lots of funny stuff on the MH370 page has been added since its creation; the "Plausible Theories" segment is absolutely lulzworthy. I think it would make a great AOTN especially since it's been up in the news again. PPL are saying Putin could be responsible. Just a suggestion, thanks.

SukiSukiicon2.gif 16:04, 26 February 2015 (EST)

Dumuzi-ouji

Great article on a fresh tartlet. Best of all they're an active lolcow which makes it all the more ripe for the picking. R.I.P Old dirty /b/tard 19:26, 7 March 2015 (EST)

Kanadajin

She's still making videos, and she still has a large amount of fans who don't know about all her bullshit. She's also tried editing the article multiple times and was pretty butt hurt about it. Aside from that, the article already has a relatively large amount of page views when it hasn't even been featured. --Eaterofsins 18:56, 8 March 2015 (EDT)

Amiibo

A lot of people are pissed at Nintendo right now with the Amiibos, part because of the locked content that require Amiibos, and the other half being there's not enough supply to keep up with demand, leading to scalpers buying them all and selling them for hundreds of dollars on eBay and Amazon. Last Thursday they opened up pre-orders for Wave 4, and they all sold out in just three hours. It's that bad. --LoverOfBats 19:29, 3 April 2015 (EDT)

Followed up. Schnookums Icon3.png reply 14:15, 4 April 2015 (EDT)

SCHOOL SHOOTER ANIVERSARIES ✓

AOTN - APRIL 16TH = Cho Seung Hui


AOTN - APRIL 20TH = Columbine

AlGore 18:25, 4 April 2015 (EDT)

Lord Foxworth ✓

This article is about an interesting LolCow.I have contributed to it myself. He's a weirdo who obsesses over the characters from the Nichijou Anime with photoshops of himself, makes weird 3D animations about his fetish, wants to rape one of the characters anally and goes in detail about how he wants to do so, hoards tons of ancient 1990's computer hardware. He's right up there with JustinRPG and should be known by the entire internet as one of the most disturbing lolcows to exist. Lord Foxworth

--Foxworthismysenpai 01:21, 5 April 2015 (EDT)


Lanky Kong

Anyone think this is good enough for the front page? I need a judgment call. --LoverOfBats 13:23, 10 April 2015 (EDT)

Gorgeous George

GG has been in rare form as of late. From making multiple videos about people who have been trolling him (that he claims he doesn't care about), false flagging videos, death threats and even claiming he is going to start writing articles on ED like anyone cares. He has even asked a furry to help him troll the trolls. The butthurt and rage has been strong with George lately. --MattWilsonFails 11:35, 21 April 2015 (EDT)

Emma Sulkowicz

This is the Columbia University mattress "I got almost raped" chick. Her victim just filed a lolsuit with lots of lulzy details of Emma's whorishness http://www.scribd.com/doc/262956362/Nungesser-Filed-Complaint Fakerapetroll 15:17, 25 April 2015 (EDT)

Five Nights at Freddy's

It has to be done. The game has been out less than a year and already has been milked faster than Call of Duty and Assassin's Creed, and throw in a highly autistic fandom full of bronies, dubstep fanboys, furries, 12 year olds, and Let's Players and you've got yourself a real big spaghetti mess. Oh and let's not forget that the majority of FNAF fanboys haven't even played the game.

Suggestion

The War of Northern Aggression

SukiSukiicon2.gif 10:28, 8 May 2015 (EDT)

Nick Bate

For later. Weasel avatar2.png reply 14:38, 8 May 2015 (EDT)

BBWChan

I've put a lot of effort in this article. This is pretty serious now. I even reuploaded images to increase the level of quality. Not like I enjoy BBWhore, but I really think this cringeworthy material should be highlighted to everyone.


List of changes:
- Spoiler box
- Re-edited infobox
- General clean-up (Clarification of BBWChan's name, grammar, links, pictures, galleries, etc.)
- New graphics
- Absolutely new, updated board list
- History sub-page
- InflateChan sub-sub-section
- 'Tru Poetry' category with six full-length shitty fanfictions found on BBWChan

Thanks faggots, hope it gets main-paged soon. (btw I also put a check mark next to all featured ones for visibility)

--Miluk 11:41, 10 May 2015 (EDT)

Rebornica

There has been some recent drama with Rebornica making someone kill themselves. The article is also lulzy and has been repeatedly revised.

Mister Fig 16:22, 27 May 2015 (EDT)

  • I doubt anyone killed themselves. It's just an accusation people on tumblr like throwing around at one another. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 17:22, 27 May 2015 (EDT)

Articles I want to put on AOTN in the future

  • I've sort of taken over the AOTN for a while now. Hope no one has a problem with that. I'm pretty sure I'm almost out of things I need to put on there. Here is a list of articles that I want to shove on there that y'all can put in there instead of me if I'm busy/forget/you can't think of anything.
  • Cards Against Humanity - we got a little exclusive there. found the identity of the chick that was accusing one of the creators of rape. media was trying to hide her.
  • Chris Kluwe - I think it's shit but Zaiger likes it and wasn't it on AOTN
  • Video Game Reviewers + Video game journalism - wanna put them one after the other. GG faggots eat it up. something's gotta be there anyway so we might as well get pageviews out of it
  • Kotakoti - one of the most viewed articles that's about a person (#3 I think). never been front paged
  • Lena Dunham - NOT FINISHED YET. I need to do a bunch of work on it but when it's done I wanna get it on AOTN. finished.
  • VICE
  • Buzzfeed
  • Nick Denton
  • Zyklon Ben
  • Voat
  • Salon
I don't want to put them all in the list in advance because if something becomes more relevant changing it all around becomes a pain in the ass. I'll be adding/crossing out articles if I remember/put something up. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 14:49, 29 May 2015 (EDT)

And now for a stormy outlook...

I'm surprised WeatherManKevin hasn't already been featured. Jazzybellio4912

Ubisoft

With E3 right around the corner, I think it'd be justified to give AOTN to the company that gets laughed out every year --CorpseFriedChicken 11:55, 10 June 2015 (EDT)

Dylan Storm Roof ✓

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Dylann_Storm_Roof

TL;DR the shitstorm of the year is about to erupt. another adam-lanza esque cracker just went on a massacre. 9 niggers killed, only 1 injured. Perpetrator did not an hero.

We need people working around the clock on the page as more info is revealed. Set the article for at least the next 3 days.

AlGore 19:17, 18 June 2015 (EDT)

Rebornica

Rebornica has recently found her ED article, so lulz shall ensue. Also, the entire article has been overhauled and completely rewritten by a different person, while being revised by yours truly, so the quality is much better now.

Mister Fig 21:05, 22 June 2015 (EDT)

Salon

We really need to make Salon an AOTN some time. The website has Arthur Chu writing for them and an incredibly leftist/feminist bias to it. They're the worse than MSNBC and Fox News combined.

Captain Cycleads 14:35, 1 July 2015

yo im done updating this

  • someone else do it G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 15:48, 13 July 2015 (EDT)

Ashley Madison

It's been hacked, and the hackers are threatening to release all the users' embarrassing shit. Potentially big news. BlackGhost94 17:53, 20 July 2015 (EDT)

Alan Sullivan aka Homicide

Would be great if this could be an upcoming aotn. Feel free to edit/fix what needs to be fixed etc, I'm wiki nub. https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Homicide --LittleHitler 19:40, 24 July 2015 (EDT)

Metafilter

Apparently they hate ED, and anyone posting a link to an ED article is b&d in a big hurry. And Haughey is a giant dick. Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) 03:22, 6 August 2015 (EDT)

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Vegan Gains

There is no article about him yet (and I'd write it if I wasn't busy with other lolcows) but this guy a Canadian militant vegan who is the definition of lolcow. He films his grandfather dying of a heart attack to show why people who aren't vegan deserve painful deaths and put it on youtube briefly before he pussied out because his family demanded it taken down. He also threatened to kill Mr. Repzion during a live stream and it was just discovered he lied about being Vegan. He is a Article of the Now waiting to happen.

Previous Video  |  Next Video

--MattWilsonFails 20:29, 20 August 2015 (EDT)

Francesca Prout

It's in the news: This is the chick who caused the St Paul School rape-hoax clusterfuck. Article might need some improvement from ED oldtimers Yeaahso86 15:38, 6 September 2015 (EDT)

Neurodiversity

The book NeuroTribes recently came out, which is really wordy and full of questionable anecdotes in which the inevitable conclusion from them according to the author is that every Autistic is a genius. We know this isn't true, as all the anecdotal cases have passed away a long time ago.

Most Amazon reviews are positive and don't say much.

Atdevel 11:09, 11 September 2015 (EDT)

RationalWiki

Been working on the article to bring it up to snuff. I wasn't aware until recently just how insane the admins are there (and added some screenshots to the article to demonstrate) and think that they provide a great source of drama.--UltraSleuth 15:33, 11 September 2015 (EDT)

  • Yeah, it deserves a turn on AOTN. If we had Conservapedia, Metapedia and SJWiki on the front page then this should be there too. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 16:18, 11 September 2015 (EDT)
It just needs a splash of paint and some other shit, and then it is ready to go, I guess. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 16:28, 11 September 2015 (EDT)
  • Poster blackface.jpg
    Everything is better with a splash of paint. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 16:59, 11 September 2015 (EDT)

Thanks for the Feeback.--UltraSleuth 18:07, 11 September 2015 (EDT)

  • Alright, I fixed it up a bit. Putting it on AOTN now. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 07:21, 15 September 2015 (EDT)

Seph Lawless

TL;DR version: a middle-aged, Ohio-living Joe-nobody got rich off a false-rape lawsuit. Two years later he watched "Life After People", bought a DSLR, adopted the sockpuppet name "Seph Lawless" and has been shooting shitty pictures of shitty places mostly on this side of the Mississipi River ever since - all while publishing self-quoting, overpriced ebooks and fabricating bullshit stories for Fox News, CNN, Vice, and his thousands of clickfarm-bought social media followers... who he closely monitors because his insane USI warrants nobody say anything bad about him. Ever. Even when he's factually-wrong.

Now-40; he has harassed and stalked many of his critics (with some creepy, yet admittedly-clever trolling tactics), tried to use Anonymous as his personal army, been caught stealing work of other, legit artists twice, and had a massive month-long public meltdown last Christmas because he's a huge lolcow and can be easily fucked with. Article covers all of his notable shit since becoming relevant, as well as debunks just about all of his lies. Would make a fun AOTN the next time he goes viral, again. --Comrade Laika 04:27, 27 September 2015 (EDT)

Joshua Idehen

It's already in "Good New Articles" section so I thought we can AOTN it. It will piss off that fgt a lot. Zagan (talk) 11:35, 10 November 2015 (EST)

Ghost

Since he has returned and he said he'll come back if there's the demand, I think it would be appropriate that our host, the man they call Ghost, becomes AOTN. --LoverOfBats 16:54, 14 November 2015 (EST)

Low Tier animal torture

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Lowti3rgod

Yo, I thought it would be a good idea to feature this fucking faggot again. Especially since he has revealed to love animal abuse / torture. Also the article has been rewritten and expanded quite nicely.

Even moar reasons: https://www.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/3z39kw/ltg_enjoys_animal_torture/ The drama has expanded to Leddit

--Killerratte 23:26, 1 January 2016 (EST)

Tyler Garmany

This page doesn't have nearly as many views as it should and the person who is showcased is attempting with all their might to remove the content.

Namwob 13:21, 6 January 2016 (EST)

Copyright

Either sometime arbitrarily in the future or when a copyright shitfest happens: maybe when if ever the piratebay is taken down or bittorrent entirely.  —Lolyunohavgudsoftware 02:32, 28 January 2016 (EST)

Undertale, make them bitches angry--8==D 19:35, 29 February 2016 (EST)

Done, not because copyright was really related to that time but because I saw that no page was featured. What do you mean by "Undertale, make them bitches angry"? And I hope that we do not run out of pages to feature.  —Lolyunohavgudsoftware 21:16, 24 August 2016 (EDT)

The Donald

The Donald

Because the Donald Drumpf article is gay as shit, and we don't want visitors thinking we're anti-Trump like John Oliver and liberal faggots do we? Clint Beastwood 02:59, 5 March 2016 (EST)

  • who cares what visitors think? but yeah, put the other article up too. it'll probably be good for traffic. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 03:37, 5 March 2016 (EST)

World of Warcraft

In light of Blizzard's recent jewry and the massive amount of drama caused by the Nostalrius shutdown, I think the WoW page would make for a great AOTN. --KaneLives95 13:11, 15 April 2016 (EDT)

Is the recent bullshit they did against that private server (God rest) in the article yet? If not go ahead and add it in and Post on my talk page and I'll set it for you. Also give me the description to use for AOTN desc on the front page. Thanks. AlGore 03:06, 8 May 2016 (EDT)

Alright fuck it. I'm setting wow for AOTN. Typically I try to keep only new / relevant pages going and its been a while since the nostralius ban but fuck it. We're running out of time. AlGore 06:54, 29 May 2016 (EDT)

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Alt-right✓

I just wrote this. I think it's topical: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Alt-right

Plantourchen 00:03, 9 June 2016 (EDT)

Checkmark 2.gif - someone has set it as AOTN. AlGore 18:50, 10 June 2016 (EDT)

Detroit

I'm a sysop but I dont want to set AOTN too much so if any other admins like the work done on Detroit, feel free to set it as AOTN. AlGore 01:45, 17 June 2016 (EDT)

Oh and maybe Gun Control again, due to the Pulse Nightclub Massacre AlGore 02:44, 18 June 2016 (EDT)

Glock

Too insane to be fiction, yo Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) 19:41, 18 June 2016 (EDT)

Matthew Davis

I am really disappointed that this article does not have more views. Seriously make this the article of now because this lol cow writes himself into this page.

Motorcycle 14:09, 5 July 2016 (EDT) Motorcycle

Fembusters again

The film just came out reviews ranging from shit to lukewarm at best --CorpseFriedChicken 18:19, 10 July 2016 (EDT)

Lyndsay Kirkham

Lyndsay Kirkham is a Canadian 38-year old narcissistic social justice warrior, radical feminist and a self-described supporter of misandry, the hatred of males. She is also a self-described social media maverick and genius 1337 Haxxor, although in reality, her talents seem limited to installing a default Wordpress website. After several years of constantly bitching on Twitter about how she raises her son according to her idiosyncratic beliefs about "feminist parenting," she progressed into a full-blown Katherine Marionesque lolcow in 2016 when she faked a disparaging Reddit thread about herself in order to complain on the Internets about being a victim of male sexism. Mathilda Sorrowfield 18:38, 27 July 2016 (EDT)

Steven Crowder

Steven_Crowder Seeing that Andrew Breitbart was featured why not feature another big alt-right hack? --Lincent 18:55, 15 August 2016 (EDT)

Imma-The-Deer

This user is an attention whore who faked their suicide to accumulate a large following and so happened to be a transgender. They're pretty autistic at best. - User:ANTIEverything - 08:33, August 28 2016 (EDT)

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Common Core

Common Core

I set a few AOTNs and I only want this one set if another admin can vouch for it. ~ Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 22:52, 19 September 2016 (EDT)

Tiziana Cantone

This is a very topical article featuring a lolcow widely covered by old-media. Her idiotic decisions led to her become an hero. Revisionist media is attempting to paint her as a victim. She is also easy on the eyes and will generate many views for that alone. Hilaryswank 15:57, 25 September 2016 (EDT)

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Yeah, I remember that story. The potential for lulz is immense. I'll set it as AOTN for you but if it's not up another admin probably fucked with it -Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 16:01, 25 September 2016 (EDT)

Auto-fellatio

The guy from this picture's been really upset recently, and he's been trying to find out how to get it removed. Personally, I think it should be frontpaged. Man performing autofellatio.jpg  — Preceding comment added by Ziril (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

No porn on the front page, tho Mike the Great (talk) 17:28, 23 October 2016 (EDT)
I think there's a strong case to be made that this is an instructional photographic demonstration, rather than porn. Would anyone actually find it arousing, rather than amazing? Sidecar 13:14, 29 November 2016 (EST)

Kiki Kannibal

It was just revealed that the person dubbed 'Sperg-chan' on Lolcow.farm is none other than infamous scene queen Kiki Kannibal. She made hundreds of comments on the imageboard telling people to kill themselves, defending herself and her sister, and obsessing over a certain jvlogger. She also spammed the site with gore and incoherent rants in ALL CAPS. All the while, she was posting about peace and love on social media and posing as a ~benevolent earth child~. The article has been updated to include this information, along with her other antics over the past few years and the old content has been revised to be less shit. It would be great to have this as an AoTN as soon as possible so that it's fresh news. --Lolcow.farm 00:23, 10 November 2016 (EST)

Ohio

Maybe Ohio should be the article of the now in light of the Ohio State University stabbing. Clint Beastwood 12:57, 29 November 2016 (EST)

A little late but set for Dec 6/7. --Horror9 13:06, 7 December 2016 (EST)

Le wrong generation

I created this article yesterday or something. It might not be that good right now but I could have some help improving it. I want to make it become a featured article. Terrance and Phillip 17:44, 7 December 2016 (EST)

The Comprehensive Guide To Life.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/The_Comprehensive_Guide_To_Life

Encyclopedia Dramatica's sage advice to life. It'd be nice if the article was article of the now sometime during the first week of January so people can learn and start the year off right.

Clint Beastwood 15:38, 16 December 2016 (EST)

Afrocentrism

Please make this the article of now.

(((Gabai)))

It's a nice article about why you shouldn't trust the Jewish honeypot, Gab.ai. - 1337G0D 09:14, 14 January 2017 (EST)

Once it is done, perhaps. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 09:26, 14 January 2017 (EST)
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