Erik "Tazman" Mokracek
|This person has Assburgers Syndrome, |
so you can't say anything bad! :-(
Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.
Chris Chan look like he has his shit together.
Imagine someone who makes Alex Jones seem intelligent.
Imagine someone with a nostalgia boner so big that it makes Doug Walker blush.
That someone is Erik "Tazman" Mokracek
- 1 History
- 2 Erik and Art
- 3 Classix
- 4 Classix on YouTube!
- 5 Erik Mokracek, the Song Parodist
- 6 Erik, the Storyteller and Fan Fiction Author
- 7 Erik, the Kid Diddler
- 8 Erik, the Car Nut
- 9 Erik, the Game Show Enthusiast
- 10 Erik, the Pirate
- 11 Erik on LiveJournal
- 12 Erik on Social Media
- 13 Likes
- 14 Dislikes
- 15 Ass kissing white knights
- 16 Trolls, Weens, & A-Logs
- 17 The Hall of Mockery-cek: A Collection of Videos and Stills Parodying Erik Mokracek
- 18 Erik's Various Online Accounts
Born on September 19, 1980, Erik Mokracek, an autistic, 37-year-old manchild who lives with his mother and sister in a New Jersey house that's probably flooded with trash, started his online shenanigans on the Closing Logo Group, a close-knit group, who sperg about logos and logotypes, as early as 2004 and would spam the site with his MS Paint "masterpieces," with animated children plastered on them. Mokracek is obviously unemployed and spends all his time creating shitty YouTube videos with screenshots of cartoon characters he has a boner for, putting said screenshots on deviantart, and writing fanfics about said characters shitting themselves. Not a joke either, he literally has fanfics about cartoon characters shitting themselves. Every so often his sister and her kids move out of the house because they can no longer put up with his autistic shenanigans but they always make their way back sooner or later. All this info comes from his livejournal, which he has been updating for nearly 14 years , though it's mostly full of him spamming the endless forums that he owns and bragging about what childish things he recently did. His retardation can be backed up by the fact that he was in high school until he was 21. 
Erik and Art
His artwork is not even art at all as it is an insult to actual artists everywhere. His so-called "art" consists of cutout screenshots of various children's shows he's a fanboy of that are essentially pasted over a shopping mall, TV channel bumper with outdated graphics, or some text about his autistic agenda.
— Erik Mokracek crying for freedom he already has
—Erik Mokracek's loose grasp on reality
—says the non-artist who uses MS Paint
He doesn't even draw anything himself as everything he uses are dozens of screenshots he obtained over the course of time.
—Erik "Tazman" Mokracek, CEO and founder of Classix, Inc.
Classix is Erik Mokracek's magnum opus and an open love letter to all things nostalgic, though is anything but a real company. Classix is perhaps the one thing that Erik Mokracek is best known for, and is his attempt at the "Revival of the Classic," which consists of unlicensed endorsements of discontinued food and beverages, nonsensical TV bumpers and idents, using outdated graphics, to movie trailers of reviving old, defunct brick and mortar department stores, and television shows that serve no real purpose whatsoever. Yes, folks, at Claassix, "we give it all we've got," dammit! Classix is essentially his way of power-riding his nostalgia dildo and then shoving it down everyone's throat. The apparent mascot is Jason, a one-time character from the Care Bears Movie. Then there's Penny, a one-time character from the obscure animated incarnation of Sylvanian Families. The cartoon is pure shit see for yourself, but since Erik is a category 5 autist this would be irresistible to him. Not much else can be said about Classix because Erik is too retarded to describe it coherently, so it's a very ambiguous mess that is open to interpretation and speculation, though it's scientific law that everyone else on the planet hates it greatly.
Classix on YouTube!
After parting with the Closing Logo Group, Erik Mokracek started out on YouTube as MGHSHour, which was taken down, due to spam, and would later return to evade his ban as MGHSHour2, and again as MGHSHour2a, and ultimately as MGHSHour3 until he ragequit YouTube because Mokracek couldn't handle being criticized by YouTubers, ranting about him. Thankfully all of his YouTube channels were baleeted due to spamming and community guideline violations. However, a user did download some of them and uploaded them to serve as a painfully long cringe compilation of fail and pure, unadulterated autism. You can see Mokracek's lazy editing really take hold in this agonizing compilation.
Erik Mokracek, the Song Parodist
—Erik Mokracek, brilliant Lyracist
Like any song parody loving sperg on the internet who wants to be the next "Weird Al" Yankovic and fails at it miserably, Erik "Tazman" Mokracek is no different, bringing us his most notable hit, "Jason Stands (By His Desk at his School)," sung to the tune of the Match Game Hollywood Squares Hour theme, among a few others, that can all be found here
Much like his fan-fiction, Erik Mokracek does not know how to write a proper song parody that won't leave you feeling uncomfortable, and cringe.
Fortunately, someone saved a few of Erik's poorly recorded songs for the whole world to listen to.
If you were able to sit through all of it, you are certainly a brave soul.
Erik, the Storyteller and Fan Fiction Author
— Erik, "the Scat-Fetishist" Mokracek
Yes, folks, you heard it right here first: Erik Mokracek writes horrible, cringe-inducing, literally shitty fan fiction that'd make any Creepy-pasta author blush, and you can find them all here, but it's anyone's safe bet that Mokracek's shit (no pun intended) are all retellings of animated children shitting themselves which is patently disturbing in and of itself.
Erik, the Kid Diddler
— Erik Mokracek, lying out of his ass
While it hasn't been completely confirmed that Erik "Tazman" Mokracek is a pedophile, there is a significant body of evidence that backs up this case and proves just how much of a disgusting creep Erik Mokracek truly is. Discovery remains ongoing.
In one of Erik's old webpages, archived here , Erik Mokracek ADMITS THAT HE MADE FRIENDS WITH A SIX-YEAR-OLD GIRL when he was seventeen years old. It has also been documented that while Erik Mokracek was on YouTube, he had a playlist of videos, consisting of little girls farting or shitting their pants altogether, that he called "Wassy Children." One can only assume he meant "Gassy," as Erik is also notorious for not proofreading whatever he types before publishing his posts.
Erik, the Car Nut
— Erik speaking through Penny
A more recent theme of Erik's is to take a stock photo of a car's interior and paste Penny or some DragonTales character into the floor in front of the back seat and make them say that they enjoy sitting on the floor in the back of the car and talking. It's pretty obvious that this was something his parents didn't allow him to do as a kid and he's using his autism to project it. Of course there is another creep factor here, as every piece of art he does this shit with involves an animated child, and when pedophiles kidnap their victims they usually put them on the car floor and tie them up in some way. While Erik's art of this doesn't involve tying the kids up
yet, his obsession with sitting on the car floor probably reflects an illegally undesirable aspect of his personality.
Erik, the Game Show Enthusiast
You heard that right, Erik "Tazman" Mokracek is very much into quiz and game shows, namely Bargain Hunters, a poor man's The Price is Right, that lasted only nine weeks before it was unceremoniously cancelled from network television.
—Erik Mokracek, not making any sense again
It has been said that Erik is an avid collector of 20th century quiz and game shows, but he also has a notorious reputation with the game show collector community as well, as some game show traders have expressed their grievances with Erik being a bad trader
Erik, the Pirate
On July 31, 2018 Erik made a status update on Deviantart that was about his boner for gameshows, yet again; only this time he linked to some pastebin-like sites containing .rar files for various PC games made out of TV game shows. Of course this is a form of piracy because he's offering a list of games to be downloaded for free like it's The Pirate Bay. Sure, this may fly if Erik lived in Sweden, but he doesn't. Rather he lives in the United States in which there is an exhaustive laundry list of guidelines by the FCC and government that specifically forbid piracy. Erik could potentially be facing years of prison for this and a lifelong criminal record, not that it would matter because he'll never get a job or anything regardless of whether or not he's an ex-con. Keep an eye out for him pulling this shit again, autists are neurotic creatures of OCD and Erik is no exception.
Erik on LiveJournal
— Erik Mokracek, the selfish older brother
Before Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, the internet had LiveJournal, a place where people could post statuses, and journals of their day, an experience they've had, or something they've reflected on. While LiveJournal is no longer relevant, Erik Mokracek, being the nostalgiatard he is, STILL USES LIVEJOURNAL LIKE IT'S 2005  and rambles on about his countless message boards and Yahoo! Usergroups, which are all inactive ghost-towns, which he pushes on EVERYBODY, like you should join in on the nostalgia everyone's crazy about! But beware, should you decide to join one of his countless forums, Erik will more than likely delete your account, which completely defeats his shameless, self promotion of his useless forums.
If Erik Mokracek is not rambling on about his countless forums and usergroups, he posts statuses about his latest cookware, wanting to be a "Deceillionaire,"  or how he's grown up and matured.
— Erik, lying to himself
Spoiler: He's still an immature manchild
Erik on Social Media
Like any other person on the planet who uses the internet, Erik Mokracek is also on social media sites such as Twitter  and Cuntbook . Just look at that handsome face only a mother could love! 
His Facebook profile is no different than the rest of his online footprint, and there's a fairly good chance that his Facebook statuses mirror those on deviantART  and LiveJournal , however unlike deviantART and LiveJournal his Facebook and Twitter profiles aren't publicly accessible, which is a surprise, seeing since Erik Mokracek has revealed a lot about himself on the internet.
- Jason from the Care Bears Movie
- Sylvanian Families
- Penny, from the Sylvanian Families' Episode "Fools Gold."
- Dragon Tales
- Emmy and Max, from Dragon Tales
- Molly Hale, from the third Pokemon movie
- Ash Ketchum, from the Pokemon anime
- Laura Haruna from Hamtaro
- Sailor Moon
- Child Pornography and being a disgusting pedophile
- Anything made or produced before 1990
- 20th Century, American Shopping malls
- Game Shows
- Being gainfully unemployed
- YOUR TAX DOLLARS
- Writing shitty song parodies about game shows and pedophilia. 
- His sister, Cassie, her fiancee, and their kids moving out of his house
- Toys 'R' Us
- Being a Toys 'R' Us Kid
- Being the CEO of his fantasy island, Classix, Inc.
- Child protection laws
- Any cartoon made after 2000
- MCA-TV Exclusive Distributor logo
- The 21st century, and anything contemporary
- Tech products made after 1995
- Online shopping
- Chris Hansen
- Being called out on in his web of lies
- Anyone with an average IQ or higher
- The retailpocalypse
- Toys 'R' Us closing its doors indefinitely
- Site Moderators
Ass kissing white knights
- logofag and a member of his personal army to flag down and submit false reports about his haters. - A
Baleeted, but only to create another account to cyberstalk - Another personal army member.a girl on DA.
- Electric Boogaloo - Michael-Diaz-2003 2:
- a white knight of a white knight as she sucks Michael Diaz's dick but guilt by association is good enough here. - More so
- Warned him of the Kiwifarms thread.Hacked
- Erik's Deviantart group who doesn't realize who Erik really is. Also a supporter of a certain blue cat. - A prominent member of
Trolls, Weens, & A-Logs
Naturally after an ED page goes up and gains traction, the lolcow in question starts to get trolled, and Erik is no exception. On July 28, 2018 his white knight SylvanianFan1979 got hacked by an anonymous 4chan user and flooded the account with stale memes and casual racism.
An A-Log by the name made their move on the same day as the hack. They uploaded a series of parodies of Erik’s art that involved mean things being done to the animated children Erik always uses, such as Mollly getting run over or Penny getting damned to hell.
On VidLii, Erik’s first account was made private. A few weeks later he made another account under the MGHSHour name claiming that the EmmyLovesPotatoChips was actually hacked. However the new account seems to have also been hacked because a video was uploaded to say that Erik came out as gay. Said video was actually footage from the video game Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude that featured a parody of the song Summer Nights from Grease about homsexuality.
The Hall of Mockery-cek: A Collection of Videos and Stills Parodying Erik Mokracek
Deviantart status calling him out: https://www.deviantart.com/bluepurplebadger/status/14178978
Erik's Various Online Accounts
- - This account is protected so just FYI
- MGHSH - His own ED account. Was only created to blank this page section by section
- Email: [email protected]
- AIM: Kimberly1798
- Yahoo messenger: kimberly_1798
- VidLii account
His 2nd VidLii accountHacked.
- FanFiction.net account
- Vimeo account
- MetaCafe account
- WikiVisually account
- GreenLight Pix account
- PhotoBucket account
- Bulbagarden Wiki Forums account
- PokeCommunity account
- MeetMe profile
- Where he posts his shitty parodies
- account on a gas station forum -
- Retro Junk account
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