Esskeetiland

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Esskeetiland AKA Assplurgian Balkans Unification is a country in Europe made up by WillBound216 to spread his love for Splatoon & Earthbound, the country is just the Balkans but Will hijacked it and it is now his toy-box. It was founded in 2018 for fun because nothing says fun like making a country out of an existing region in Europe, WillBound used to live in Georgia but since he was so sick and tired of the Cultural Marxists he made his own country.

The Originial Esskketiland Flag
The Origin of Esskeetiland

6ojix9exvro[edit]

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6ojix9exvro
Mentally Born 1374 AD (age 672)
Physically Born 2004 AD (age 14)
Nationality Esskeetiland EsskettilandFlag.png
Occupation Contoller, Watcher, Crazy Uncle, Crack Addict, Aspie, Inkling Fucker.
Current location Leanika, Esskeetiland
Nicknames
  • 6ix9ine in god complex
Twitter Twitter-favicon.png @6ojix9exvro

6ojix9exvro is the controller of Esskeetiland, he is the man who killed Willeve355. He looks like 6ix9ine and tweets weird shit on his twitter, he is a weird looking crack addict 6ix9ine

   
 
cocks #FirstTweet gay
 

 
 

6ojix9exvro's first tweet

   
 
This bitch said I'm the next big thing (Big thing)

Bitch, shut the fuck up and suck this big thing (Big thing) Crack a bitch, I ain't even got no cocaine (She smokin’ dick) She smokin' dick, I'm a crip, I just blew her brain (Scoop)
 


 
 

Lyrics 6ojix9exvro tweeted from a song

   
 
Shut up ho, your pussy stank

Smack her fast as she could blink Pimp hand shining, kiss my ring No shirt underneath the mink Rub my back and feed me grapes Oxycontin, lean and base I screw duwop, I fuck her face Shut up bitch, your pussy stank
 


 
 

6ojix9exvro is 6ix9ine confirmed


The History/Lore[edit]

According to what I have gathered from WillBound, Esskeetiland is a country created as a new country within Europe (Europe is now just essentially Esskeetiland) in the year 2018. Inkopolis is added as a city in the country along with some other shit. William lowers the age of consent in his country to 14 because he wants to get the inklings. Japan grows in size after getting land from China. Will's fictional character Jeff of course has to be the new leader of Japan cause Will is a """otaku""" and must force that into everything. The USA is taken over by some SJW chick which leads up to drama between Jeff and Jesse which happens after Jesse says that Jeff is homophobic. This escalates to a war between Japan and USA. That is pretty much it besides frequent "terrorist attacks" from Willeve355 (Will's past self) and the inkopolis massacre which happened because Will was pissed over him being made fun of for liking Splatoon. The event was just Will in gmod shooting at inkling NPC's screaming profanity. Will now says that this didn't happen because of course. Anyway, Esskeetiland is now being ran by one of Wills fictional characters.

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