North West Asia (Officially: المغرب Al-Maġrib "The West" -of the Caliphate; Greek Εὐρώπη, also known as Zooropa & Eurabia or Zoorupistan) is a loosely defined subcontinent consisting of a penis-bouquet that forms the peninsular West Coast of Asia; Russia and Turkey being its testicles, and the Mediterranean its Perineum that leads to the Ass with strange people with strange culture. Unlike more clearly defined Asian Subcontinents like India, Europa's borders are only culturally, religiously or politically defined and in constant change. Conventional knowledge refers to Europe as anything west of Russia and including Britain, Spain, Italy, France, Austria, Bavaria, the Netherlands, Belgium, Ireland and a whole bunch of frozen tundra with refugees from the Middle East collectively known as Scandinavia.
Eurabia is a nest of iniquity if ever there was one. They love themselves while accusing their son, America, of the same thing and rant about Barrack Hussein Obama's communist American Republic. They are constantly sucking each others faces off and humping like rabbits, encouraged and influenced by the French and Italian film industries. Europe has been around a lot longer than the United States and, in fact, it is responsible for its creation. The creation of the USA is generally seen as Europe's biggest failure. Europe shall forever be shamed by this.
- 1 Europa
- 2 Why it is better than USA
- 3 Demographics of Zooropa
- 4 Inferiority Complex
- 5 How do you tell a Russian from a European?
- 6 History of Zooropa
- 7 Politics of Zooropa
- 8 Things Zooropeans don't need because they are more refined and sophisticated
- 9 Zoorepean Cars
- 10 The Zooropean Anthem
- 11 Peace Attack
- 12 Zooropean Countries
- 13 Gallery
- 14 Europe on YewTube
- 15 See Also
- 16 Plan B
- 17 External Links
"Yoorup", is a god forsaken hell hole full of death and sick fucks. Named after Europa, a minor Greek goddess of
the moon cow, thousands of years ago it was civilized BY the Semitic Babylonian seed of wisdom which often involved rape and pillaging. Under Greek and Roman influence it flourished even more and all was good. These fine beginnings that started in ancient Mesopotamia ended with the fall of Rome due to greed, lust, laziness, rotting of old roads, networks social and physical ushered in the dark ages... Europe nevar, EVAR recovered. To add insult to injury some wandering Zooropans dared to prove the earth was not flat (even though this had been proved thousands of years before by the Middle Eastern Egyptians) and soon discovered the Newfag World that their rebellious, bastard children would eventually call the Jewnited States of Americunts, which would eventually surpass them and piss them off on several occasions with Europe unable to do anything but complain or beg for help from the Americans WWI and WWII amirite? Today Europe is more like a 3rd world cesspool with no similarities to its glorious past. Even the European Union's flag is a rip-off from Americunts 18th century flag.
The motherfucking Loveparade in 2001. Life was good when people where randomly fucking in the streets and even the word America wasn't directly meant as an insult. One month later however, the United States government abused the murdered of the World Trade Center, to declare war on sovereign countries in order to gain control over economically vital resources and military bases. This war became known as 'The war on terror'. Thanks for that. We all could have gotten laid at one of those parties..
- In America, they let spics eat shit and die. In Europe, they let niggers eat shit and die.
- In America, the country is run by a national banking cabal. In Europe, the continent is run by an international banking cabal.
- In America, they let people eat shit and die in corporate hospitals. In Europe, they let people eat shit and die in government hospitals.
- In America, the country consists of individualistic shitheads paying lip service to individuality. In Europe, the country consists of individualistic shitheads paying lip service to collectivism.
- Eurofags can actually afford health insurance- it's often free.
- European money looks cooler
- Until recently, there were few niggers in Europe, unlike Dumbfuckistan.
Demographics of Zooropa
For biological purposes the population of North West Asia is divided into two groups: Muslims, which make up the minority now and will make up the majority ASAP, and Fags which refers to the native population doomed to extinction. We'll dedicate the following chapter to the memory of the Native Peoples of West Asia.
To be Eurabian is to be snooty, a cheese-eater, a hun, a tea-guzzling toffee-nosed toff, probably a Muslim and definitely a dirty liberal. Also, a general aversion to showering comes in handy. European activities used to revolve around imperialism in Africa, but is now relegated to losing to its former colonies in cricket and football matches. This is because the European mocks Allah with his hermaphroditic goat fucking beliefs. Europeans are famously in love with themselves, Yiffing, and food (or, as they call it, "cuisiné") and they practically kiss their own faces off at every given opportunity.
That said, Eurabians invented some of the greatest aspects of modern day society; Irony, drugs, and World War II. They typically like to think they invented everything in the world, but Europe was actually a shithole wasteland before the 20th Century that only managed to survive by being sailors and having gay orgies on the high seas.
The favorite pastimes of the denizens of Zooropa revolve primarily around blaming all tragedies worldwide on USA gun ownership policies and letting illegal Muslim immigrants run wild (and when all else fails, take out their frustrations on the Jews every now and then). Eurabians also like to spend their time either reading Marcel Proust or bashing in the heads of fellow football fans. Eurabians hate the USA,
for reasons unknown due to the obvious failure of the USA Experiment on Europe's behalf (see Paris Hilton or Israel for further reference) or the way they fucked up the USA's self made stabilizer of the Middle East after dubya dubya.
It is predicted that by the year 2050, Eurabia will have become part of the Kingdom of Poland. Already, there are more Polish in Ireland than there are Irish, at least according to the Irish, who are generally too drunk to count. At the dawn of the Kingdomstwo of Polska, Stalin will be resurrected to rule over all of Europskirabia. Sadly enough, this can only help the Eurabian economy.
With the exception of the Poles, Irish,
and Turks, Europeans have tiny birth rate and high life spans. The ranks of homos, crybabies and junkies who make up a huge population of Europe spam towns with retirees. Ask them to breed, and they will likely rant about how hard it is to find a job and to not live with their parents. (See: birthrate of Africa)
Typical European behaviors range from the laughable to the cruel. In Basque Country, young villagers hang from a live goose's neck until the poor animal expires: all in the name of tradition. Over in Greece, the island of Chios erupts in an annual fireworks war on Orthodox Easter pitting one parish in the town of Vrodandos against the other. In Belgium, they swallow live fish. In Turkey, camel wrestling is all the rage. The Spanish jump in front of running bulls just for the lulz. And in the town of Malanka in Ukraine, residents dress up as Nazis and create simulated wartime checkpoints once a year to celebrate the end of World War II. The Scots, however, get hideously pissed every night and rape each other until they pass out and/or shit bricks.
It should also be noted, however, that just like there are there are no black people on the internet, there are no black people in Europe. Some argue that this is because negroes simply cannot afford to live in Europe, but experts hypothesize it is because Europeans actually care about ethnic purity, unlike the Jewnited States of Americunts, and want to keep darkie out.
European children like pizza, apparently.
Fags from Europe suck his cock!
Eurabians Europeans have and maintain a vigilant inferiority complex against the Americans, as they slowly discover that:
- The EU will never be recognized as a united sovereign state, and therefore it will never be able to compete with the US for superpower status (and will likely collapse within the next couple years).
- Their national debt is far more than America's, especially since their amazing euro is worth more.
- Did I mention that Europe is getting drowned under a flood of chinks, niggers and camelhumpers?
Whenever America insults Europe however, Europe remains steady and points out that America:
- Lacks the thousands of years of civilization to be able to say that to its parents.
- Does not give its people universal healthcare or uphold the Hippocratic Oath.
- Did not ratify the Kyoto Protocol.
- Does not recognize the International Criminal Court (along with Israel funnily enough).
- Invaded Iraq (along with the Nanny State) without the UN's permission on a pack of lies and flimsy hearsay.
How do you tell a Russian from a European?
Russian IRL political trolling of Europe for Great Justice.
By "saved you from East aggression" he means his own country's. Unlike Europeans, Russian males (and females) have balls.
History of Zooropa
With such a long and varied history, you're probably wondering "where can you possibly start?". Truth be told, nothing worthy of noting occurred in Europe after the Renaissance.
Once there were a bunch of nations from the area that is now Iraq and Iran (often referred to as Sandniggers by
Euro-trash and americunts everyone). The people of this area invented the foundations of everything we consider civilization today. These Arab-Semites gave us human rights, law, mathematics, written language, loli, incest and marriage to young girls. Meanwhile Europe was still a bunch of backwards tribal societies with large cesspits for toilets. These early n00bz hunted and gathered while the Persians and Arabs did Battletoads and theoretical physics. The civilization gradually and graciously spread its knowledge to the more western countries, through trade and such, who pondered over poetry and maps of the heavens. Then came the Greek city states with their empires and great thinkers which lead to the Romans who civilized the rest of the still barbarian Europe with Latin.
As a few thousand years of reasonably destructive wars, sex, and genocides, civilization took its course, Romans grew weary and could not be bothered fighting any more and gave their swords to their slaves to fight for them. While all this was happening, the Christians slowly built in numbers, insidiously inserting their beliefs into the corridors of power by beguiling the Emperors wives with Christ who would then proceed to ask Maximus:
- Prima: Maximus, Christ was a great man; please stop persecuting the Xtians, they only want to help. *she said as she suggestively rubbed his buttocks*
- Secunda: Bah! But they are causing all sorts of troub...wait, its popular right? Maybe I can use it to gain EVEN MORE power over the people.
- Prima: Yes dear! Christ can help everyone!
- Secunda: Mmrpf...whatever, make me a sammitch.
Thus this new religion came in and destroyed everything primitive the Romans had known and loved for years and forcefuly converted their way to heaven. Meanwhile the Pagan Western Roman empire collapsed under reinforced apathy and pacifism which their slaves soon took advantage of. All this led to the Dark ages, pretty much what we have now. Except their was one more awesome thing that happened before Zooropa truly became shit, the which came from the Christian Eastern Roman Empire known as the Renaissance.
In more modern times the European empires still remembered the one awesome thing that the Babylonian Semites had taught them, loli; and in brothels all over Europe you could still go in and ask for the barkeeps eleven year old daughters tight pink arse and get it WITH FREEBIES! Alas, this one great throwback to our glorious past has gone, and now all we have is terror, pencil pusher politicians and no fucking loli.
From around the 19th century a new even more insidious scourge was beginning to make its presence felt again in Europe after years of hiding; the Zionist Jew, an ultra-nationalist, money and power greedy beast that would stop at nothing to ruin your lives! Forevar. They whispered in dark corners and made deals and ruined competitors until they owned banks and Vatican gold stolen during the Crusades et cetera. They run Zooropa nao (and the aptly name Jewnited States unfortunately too) and its close to closing taem...
Currently Europe hasn't been up to anything important, however it's leaders have been utilizing it's media and educational systems to spew anti-American, pro-European propaganda. France, Italy, and Germany in particular are pushing to give the EU more power in the hopes of transforming Europe into a new Roman Empire, which if successful will hopefully make up for all the lameass faggotry that modern Europe is known for, because the Romans were badass.
Politics of Zooropa
All forms of government have been tried and tested by the nations of Zooropa since the days of Hammurabi to the modern nao and theorized by countless scholars through the æons. The preferred method, by those in charge, is a monarchy; where an imperial family rules with their favourites through incest so the line remains "unsullied" and the rest of the people are left to their devices, tied to the fields, having sex, vomiting then sex again; throwing all the ancient wisdom out the window and becoming nothing more than a nest of vipers run by a gaggle of filth.
There is also a sad illusion of "Democracy" (Greek δημοκρατία, lit. "rule by the people) in the Zoo, indeed the rest of the western world also. An invisible, omniscient terror threat is omnipresent and the people of Zooropa have to be kept safe from this menace which involves more of your precious freedomz being taken away, the right to fap; the right to call up your local Indian restaurant and call a massive tandoori takeaway for the "office party" at the police station down the road, the right to hunt loli; the right to hookers and blow, the latter of which was invented in Europe, yet the governments continue to butt-rape their own people...why I hear you cry.
The Zionist Jew menace is ravaging politics in Zooropa which it controls through the Illuminati, cable TV sports channels and the rights listed above funnily enough. Many brave ministers and senators in the Zoo are beginning to think about universal suffrage (which is the right of everyone to vote) in a new way, is not the suffrage of all men the cause of this situation? Populist politicians pandering to the public's every whim and talking crap (which euro-fags are good at) while taking genuine freedoms away every day? Plans are in place to take the right of everyone to vote away soon as a last ditch effort to save the Zoo; it is expected that most people wont give a shit about this, as their too busy trying to eat their own faces and make French sex films that make no sense, but they will be happy all the same.
Things Zooropeans don't need because they are more refined and sophisticated
- Cars, because a bike is fine too
- Showering regularly
- Capitalism, because socialism is so much better
- Guns, because the government will always be there to protect them.
- Handing out proper punishments to criminals, because detaining a guy who kept his daughter in a basement and raped her everyday for years and fathered incest babies with her and then let some of them die slowly or a guy who murdered 77 kids and is completely unrepentant about it in conditions less than that of a four star hotel or exposing them to anything which might upset or offend them is "barbaric".
- Religion, except Islam because Europe is multicultural and if you say anything negative about muslims or islam you are a racist, bigoted, Nazi FASIST!!1
- A decent Military
All European cars are made by slave labor in Poland or the Czech Republic in factories built by the Nazis. European cars are considered high-quality if they can travel to the mechanic under their own power without requiring the use of a tow truck. European cars are typically the size of a washing machine and cost US$60,000 or more.
The Zooropean Anthem
Of course, Europe being the uncreative faceless corporate shithole it is, it just decided to steal "Ode to Joy" and make it it's anthem.
The OFFICAL national anthem lyrics are as follows, to the tune of Ode to Joy
(What do you want?)
(What do you want?)
Zooropa...vorsprung durch technik
Zooropa...be all that you can be
Be a winner
Eat to get slimmer
Zooropa...a bluer kind of white
Zooropa...it could be yours tonight
We're mild and green
And squeaky clean
Zooropa...better by design
Zooropa...fly the friendly skies
Through appliance of science
We've got that ring of confidence
And I have no compass
And I have no map
And I have no reasons
No reasons to get back
And I have no religion
And I don't know what's what
And I don't know the limit
The limit of what we've got
Don't worry baby, it'll be alright
You got the right shoes
To get you through the night
It's cold outside, but brightly lit
Skip the subway
Let's go to the overground
Get your head out of the mud baby
Put flowers in the mud baby
No particular place names
No particular song
I've been hiding
What am I hiding from
Don't worry baby, it's gonna be alright
Uncertainty can be a guiding light
I hear voices, ridiculous voices
Out in the slipstream
Let's go, let's go overground
Take your head out of the mud baby
She's gonna dream up
The world she wants to live in
She's gonna dream out loud
She's gonna dream out loud
Dream out loud
In order of racial superiority
Ready for Final Solution 2.0
- Republic of Macedonia
- Vatican City
If you're going to troll Europeans, realize first that Europeans are widely known as Jew. If you need more proof of this fact, refer to the article about America, or go to Jewtube and find videos that "bash" our glorious people's republic. Europeans seem to have a complete inability to recognize obvious trolls or copypasta, thus, it is recommended that only beginner trolls do it. Here are some easy ways to ensure a constant stream of lulz:
- Inform them that however "less" intelligent, sophisticated, progressive, etc. Europeans claim Americans are, Americans have a far more competent private sector (in that American workers don't receive 2 years of unemployment benefits, work longer hours, and receive less vacation), don't smell from a lack of showering, and still get along better with others not of our own race than Europeans ever did.
- Insinuate that they are into scat sex.
- Mention how every single country in Europe has defaulted on their public debt, while the U.S., in its 230 years of existence, has never defaulted once.
- Tell them that Americans are generally more attractive than they are.
- Ask them about Spain's nineteen percent unemployment rate. Even better, ask them about the combined 10% unemployment rate in the EU as opposed to the 5% rate in America.
- Try to explain to them that teenagers under the age of 16 are still children and aren't mature enough to consent to shacking up with grown, experienced adults.
- MENTION HOW THE ISRAEL-PALESTINE CONFLICT WAS CREATED BY EUROPEANS(Euro-Nazis hate everyone Jews, Gypsies, Chinese, Africans, Arabs) BECAUSE THEY FORCED THE JEWS TO MOVE TO OUT OF EUROPE AND INTO THE HEART OF MUSLIM HOLY LANDS.
- Whenever they complain about how most Americans can't find their shitty country on a map, ask them if they could find Wisconsin on a map.
- Mention how Capitalism started in The Netherlands in Europe and eventually spread to England/Great Britain, France, and Germany which formed successful empires in the past as opposed to the failed socialist economies of today.
- Inform them that while animal cruelty is wrong, the life of human beings isn't on the same level of importance as them.
- Tell them you love Hitler and think the Nazis were cool.
- Brag about how much money you make despite your "inferior" education system.
SUBLIME REPUBLICTurkey as a part of Europe. (if you want to troll France, Germany, Serbia, Bulgaria and Greece, ineffective with most others)
- Act more patriotic than you actually are.
- Say anything positive about Americans, even just remotely.
- Point out how Eastern Europeans are more religious and can beat the shit out of Western Europeans for epic lulz.
- Make fun of Europe's tolerance for Islam.
- Every time they bitch about America, Canada or Australia's violent and evil past with slavery, genocide, invading other countries and starting wars, remind them that is exactly what Europe was doing for the past 2,000 fucking years.
- Every time a Euro bitches about the USA invading Iraq and Vietnam and killing civilians, bring up the two World Wars, the Northern Ireland conflict and the Cold War. Then tell them to stick their moral superiority complex and outright smugness up their scrawny, hypocritical asses.
- Point out how many Europeans move to Canada, America, Australia and New Zealand not the other way round.
- Talk about guns and how they can protect people.
- Point out that Russians aka Tartars are the only "Europeans" that have balls.
Say that the United Kingdom should break away from the EU.THEY ACTUALLY DID IT LOL
- Every time a European whines about how the USA is always racist towards brown people, bring up Obama and ask them how many niggers they've elected as leaders in their countries.
- Mention how the non-white (Berber) Egyptians forged a civilization while Euro-trash barbarians were running around naked in the forest.
- Claim Americans invented anything that wasn't actually invented by Americans (this works especially on Britfags who will immediately jump over themselves to correct you while making posh-sounding "burns" about Americans).
- Discredit any innovations or inventions by Europeans of the past because they were created by Greek polytheists like Euclid, Christians like Isaac Newton, Galileo and "Islamic" innovators like Al-Khwarizm. Present day Western Europeans are atheists who are far too sophisticated to consider the creativity of "religious nuts".
- Claim to be Irish and school them in history about how many Irish escaped to America because of the potato famine so you claiming to be Irish is not that far-fetched.
- Tell them how much the majority of their food sucks.
- Point out how most Neo-Nazis aren't even German they are usually American, British and Russian wannabe's. Mention this and they'll throw out a few newb words in German that they've heard of such as über or whatever they can pick up from Rammstein.
- Tell them how much their weather sucks.
- Mention how many Europeans who fled from primitive Europe formed successful economies unlike the idiots who stayed behind mention Australia, Canada, Brazil, South Africa etc.
- Mention how much more awesome Asians are than them as they've had longer-lasting, extraordinary cultures with prosperous empires while most Eurofags were just crawling out of caves and engaging in glorious mammoth buttsex.
- Mention the freedom and democracy you have while the EU ignores referendums in Eastern Ukraine and on Crimea and Russia executes dissenters.
- Call "football" "soccer". Point out that the English called it soccer first.
- Say something bad about Jews.
- Change the names of food products that are named after European countries (e.g. "Freedom Fries", "Freedom Riesling", "GOP alla Marsala", etc)
- Point out their primitive cities riddled with castles and 11th century architecture (which they constantly refurbish and rarely construct anything new).
- Point out their failing economy and how China overtakes them.
- Free Corsica from France
- Free Bretagne from France
- Free Catalonia from Spain
- Free Basque country from France and Spain
- Transylvania belongs to Hungary
- Northern Dubruja belongs to Bulgaria
- Free South Tyrol from Italy
- Free Northern Ireland from UK! Support the Irish Republican Army!
- Free Tatarstan from Russia!
- Free Ichkeria from Russia!
- Kosovo belongs to Albania.
- Volhynia and Galicia belong to Poland
- Southern Slovakia belongs to Hungary
- Mention the Katyn Massacre.
- Mention the massacres of Ukrainian Nationalists against Poles in Volhynia and Galicia
- Belarus has more whites than Russia.
- Ukraine has no whites.
- Albanians are not really white because they are mixed up with Turks and Gypsies.
- Romanians are not really white because they are mixed up with Gypsies.
- Finns are not really white because they are mixed with Samic People.
- Vikings practiced homosexuality works perfectly among European heavy metal fans.
- Tell them how boring they are.
- Tell them how Europe is washed up and the days of glorious empires are over and how Mongols and the Saracens will return to finish what they started.
- Troll them about their history how most Northern and Western Europeans were mostly barbarians and how the Eastern Europeans and Arab Semites were civilized in the past.
- Point out how Germany bitch slapped Great Britain and France the two "strongest" powers in Europe into submission.
- Mention how the Norwegians and Swedes are a shame to their warrior ancestors as they sat back and let Finland fight the Soviet Union alone.
- Mention how the Russians begged NATO to stop as Serbia was repeatedly bombed.
- Mention how Europeans aka whites are responsible for over 100 million deaths (not making this up) due to World Wars, Communism, genocides and racism.
Say you love George W. Bush.DONT DO THIS. IT WILL, AT WORST CASE KILL YOU!
- Call the British pussies for having gun control and the Germans and the Swiss heroes for actually allowing freedom to own guns.
- Praise Islamist terrorist attacks on Russia, Spain and Great Britain.
- Since Western Europeans believe America provided them no help during WWI and WWII. Tell them that America will not assist Western Europe in anyway during the nuclear orgy of WWIII and they can face Russia and China alone.
- Remind them that being able to say "hello" in seven different languages isn't the same as being able to fluently speak seven different languages.
- Whenever you've pinned a European to a corner they'll always mention the glorious history of Europe and how insignificant you are. The truth is past Europeans were nothing like the Europeans of today past Europeans were religious, made advances in science, war-mongering, brave and weren't corrupt pussies. The only thing today's weak europeans can do is run back to their past glories to cover up present failures : P
- Here's an easy target. Shitloads of Eurofags love The Exploited, especially Britfags, whom of which, are the easiest to troll. Even a retard could troll this video, which means it's perfect for you.
- Say that the USA forced Western Germany to complete the Agreement with Turkey about recruiting Turks for working in Western Germany.
- Tell them that the USA was always a proponent of a Membership of Turkey in the EU.
Europe on YewTube
- Bayeux Tapestry
- European Rapefugee Crisis
- Roman Empire