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Location: Great Britain, possibly London area
Physical Description:
Other: German heritage
Organizations: GirlChat, BoyChat
Apple is a pedophile who frequents BoyChat and GirlChat. He enjoys sharing articles and stories about events where children will be present, for the benefit of his fellow pedophiles.

Apple is a pedophile who frequents the forums at BoyChat and GirlChat. He is probably best known for posting links to articles and events which take place primarily in Great Britain and are of particular interest to pedophiles. He enjoys informing other pedophiles of locations where children can be found.

Apple claims to be of German heritage and has posted comments about attending boarding school in England while being raised by his Grandmother, whom he says was schizophrenic. He even ponders that perhaps he will be afflicted with the disease. He states that he is bisexual and makes pedophilic comments about both little boys and little girls.


i've just started a relationship with a 12-year-old biker.

it's a rather one-sided relationship at the moment : just me admiring her exploits from afar - but who knows how it'll develop?

school nurse required

Posted by apple on 2007-May-23 05:28:15, Wednesday

...should be a fun job for a pedo although it might help if you're transgendered as there might be a bit of initial prejudice and suspicioun about a male applying for this sensitive position.

Our Investigation[edit]

  • We began investigating Apple as a long time poster at both BoyChat and GirlChat, as he was quite active in informing fellow pedophiles of events which involve children.
  • All information obtained to date has come directly from posts by Apple on the pedophile websites. We are continuing our investigation at this time and will update this article as more information becomes available and is confirmed.

Online Accounts[edit]

Known Screen Names

  • Apple


Last Known Address[edit]

Unknown at this time but is believed to be in England (possibly in the London area).

Additional Quotes[edit]

harry potter theme park to open in orlando

i shall apply for a job.

lord of the flies - reality tv

Posted by apple on 2007-June-8 14:45:51, Friday

i've emailed the producer offering to preside as the children's pastor - providing them with my own unique reinterpretation of God's Word.

i'm being flooded with memories.

when i was at boarding school - on the first day of each term we had to line up naked with just towels round our midriffs outside matron's study inside which a local doctor saw us one by one to inspect our genitalia.

i still don't know what the purpose was.

to ensure we were developing `normally`?

what a waste if the doc was NOT a paedophile.

Additional Information[edit]

  • Enjoys attending chamber music concerts, particularly those with Benjamin Grosvenor, a young boy pianist.
  • Has an interest in German gardens
  • Jokes about a suicide attempt at a Holiday Inn in a town named Plymouth

Contact Us[edit]

If you have any information regarding this individual's current whereabouts, contact us at info@evil-unveiled.com.

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