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BeachGuy, p. pan, Mike Cohen
Age: 60
Birthdate: November 24, 1958
Race: Caucasian
Occupation: "Programmer"
Location: Oakland Park, FL (near Fort Lauderdale)
Physical Description:
Pedophile Websites: BoyChat Hoby's Dreamscape Somersault's Forums
Mike Cohen AKA BeachGuy AKA P. Pan is a pedophile who has been a member of BoyChat and Hoby's Dreamscape for many years.
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BeachGuy/p. pan's sig pic, supposedly himself as a boy.

Mike Cohen AKA Beachguy

Mike Cohen AKA BeachGuy AKA P. Pan is a pedophile who has been a member of BoyChat and Hoby's Dreamscape for many years. He also attends Oakland Park Youth Day every year, and takes pictures of the children there. Cohen has also been involved with other pedophiles in real-time, some of whom are in prison. He clearly fits the stereotype of a pedophile: a man who searches for boys who are already facing disadvantages such as the loss of a parent, poverty and neglect.


"My YF doesn't have a father and he craves a male role model so badly that he came back to me even after the rough times we had and for a time I was driving him away. As soon as I let my guard down and let him back into my life, he came back on his own without me asking him to come back.

He needs a man in his life so badly that he calls all of his mom's friends "dad".

When I moved, he told me that he missed me (and he tried to pretend he was joking). He tries so hard to be tough & macho.

There are boys who are badly in need of a man who will willingly spend time with them and just be a friend."

Our Investigation[edit]

These are the steps we took to identify Mike Cohen:

  • Mike Cohen posted on a pedophile website called Hoby's Dreamscape, a known pedophile gathering place as the user "p. pan."
  • He put his ICQ number in his profile.
  • This led to many many posts across the internet under the name of mike3k AKA Mike Cohen.
  • He also nick-linked himself to be BeachGuy on BoyChat.
  • All of the things that Mike Cohen posts across the internet match the posts of the pedophile p. pan/Beachguy on BoyChat, the pedophile activist website, as well as other pedophile websites.

Online Accounts[edit]

Known Screen Names

  • p. pan
  • BeachGuy
  • mike3k
  • AIM: mike3k
  • YIM: mikec3k
  • ICQ #: 33005448

Known E-mail Addresses

  • beachguy@matmotmail.com
  • BeachGuy@MailAndNews.com
  • BeachGuy@crosswinds.net
  • BeachGuy@fastmail.fm
  • BeachGuy@fpc.net
  • BeachGuy@freespirits.org
  • BeachGuy@ziplip.com
  • Beachguy@daretospeak.net
  • beach_guy@fpc.net
  • lostboy@marmotmail.com
  • p_pan@mailhaven.com
  • ppan@ziplip.com

Known Websites


Pedophile Websites

Place of Employment[edit]

Last Known Address[edit]

Near the 5200 block of NE 6th Ave
Oakland Park, Florida

Last Known Phone Number[edit]

(954) 489-8518

Additional Quotes[edit]

I saw my YF :)

Posted by beachguy on 2003-May-14 16:54:13, Wednesday

I just saw my YF for the first time in several weeks. We were both glad to see each other and he was cuter than ever. His smile brightened my day and I've been floating on air ever since I saw him.

Additional Information[edit]

  • Huge fan of Macintosh
  • Likes "world beat" music
  • Takes a lot of pictures of flowers and his cats, Midnight, Cody and Fatso
  • Associate of Chad_Frank and others:

Contact Us[edit]

If you have any information regarding this individual's current whereabouts, contact us at info@evil-unveiled.com.

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