Faggot Bruce is the hottest rap sensation to hit the mean streets of the internet since Yo' Momma On Crack Rock. His lyrical stylings would fall somewhere between Fitty Cent and Liberace if both of them were locked up in a supermax prison and were forced to be cell mates. The resulting mpreg would roughly approximate Faggot Bruce in lyrical content, "phat" beats, and a penchant for buggery. Bruce has made a name for himself rapping about all the current issues facing the gay community through the bastard child known as homo-hop, focusing on negro prison rape and ticklin' turds. What more could you ask for?
Naturally, Faggot Bruce's rise to internets fame has been marred by h8rs from the rap community. For the most part, this demographic is made up of prisonbait and sexually frustrated 13 year old boys who are uncomfortable with a strong black man tenderly loving a white man's wet, quivering corn hole, while they can't even get a crack whore to slob their knob. Hilarious comments can be found in almost every one of his internet profiles.
Personal Statement From Faggot Bruce
Faggot Bruce IRL
Let's face it: This is basically the gay, negroid version of Group X, Arabian Rap Sensation or Tai Mai Shu for the under-18 crowd who can't remember that this sort of shit is just a few overweight white dudes pretending to be ethnic minority rappers for the lulz.
While Bruce is currently loved by all internet netizens, this will only last as long as he remains anonymous. Once internet liberals find out he's actually a straight white guy Bruce is expected to be prosecuted for hate crimes.
And you know what? He's still better than Samwell.
What the fans are saying
— Wow, a user that doesn't think Faggot Bruce will rape him in prison
— TehUltraChancellor, a jewtuber who thinks Faggot Bruce will penetrate your virgin rectum to death
- Bruce Jenner - A different faggot Bruce
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