Featherfags are a little-known sub-fandom of furfaggotry that all wish they could stick their dicks in an ostrich, but know they legally can’t, so they just fap to their own shitty art of what they think an ostrich should look like. One of the specific traits involving their art is their affinity for drawing their characters with human sexy bits. Due to thinking about nothing but sexy pigeon ass, these birdfuckers haven't realized that birds have no breasts. This should be no surprise, as all furries have failed 9th grade biology.
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Another strange addition that stems from their aspergers is when they draw the birds WITHOUT FEATHERS. This goes for furshitters as well when they draw their creatures to have nothing but shiny colored skin. It looks ridiculous. Featherfags are notorious for their complete lack of knowledge when it comes to the anatomy of their beloved animals. They draw their Creations with feet that are only human feet but colored differently, their hands are sometimes made out of feathers, or they’re just drawn without wings at all. Put these awful excuses for “art style” together and you get a human with red or blue skin and a beak. They see no problem with such a design. How the fuck could you call a character without wings, feathers or talons a fucking BIRD? Similar to how all furries are obsessed with pokemon and how all bronies are to ponies, featherfags' favorite targets are Falco from starfox and Mordecai from The Regular Show.
When exploring the gallery of a typical featherfag, one should expect the following:
- a human body with a bird head tacked on
- Bird tits
- "feathers" that resemble fur or skin
- porn of even the most hideous of bird species.
How to troll
- invite them to KFC
- Tell them that a bird's beak can inflict as much damage as a dog bite 
- Post pictures of dead birds
- My little pony
- Sick fuck
- Dying alone
- You're a bird
- Shitty art
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