Firithfenion (or "Andreas") is an internet tough guy from Berlin, Germany who attempts to uphold the 'honor' of JewTube user MRirian at any and all costs. He believes that JewTube is his only path of connection with MRirian, as the jews have infested his German brain. Believing he can come to ED to stop trolls in their tracks and force them to experience troll's remorse, Firithfenion is also among the top 5 most wanted Magiphiles on the internets.
- 1 Journey to ED
- 2 Firithfenion's "Accomplishments"
- 3 Trolls who have contributed in the trolling of this Massive Lolcow
- 4 You've been had, ED!
- 5 Quotes
- 6 On JewTube
- 7 Gallery
- 8 See Also
- 9 Resources
- 10 External Links
Journey to ED
It all started when an EDiot and failed troll by the name of Arguecat3 decided the MRirian ED article needed a little spicing up, so she traveled on over to Wikipedia where Firithfenion had created an article to try and counteract the 'negative' one at ED. Although the small amount of failed vandalism of the Wikipedia were reverted by Wikipedo Mods, Arguecat3 at least succeeded in pissing off Firithfenion to the point where he felt he needed to come on over to ED to "keep the trolls in check", but has thus far failed quite hard. Lulz.
Upon his entrance to ED, he immediately became involved in an edit war with everyone on the fucking planet over his userpage (effectively fucking his intentions to get involved in an edit war over the Magibon article right in the ass). In reality, even the most basic ED user could have guessed what was going on simply by watching the recent changes page and joined in on the lulz (as many did). Soon, the lulz were switching between his user and talk pages, and Firith found himself overwhelmed by all the people he recommended psychiatry to.
At some point, he decided it would be a good idea to argue in different languages so as to deemphasize his shitty grasp on the English language. However, it was not his weak grasp on the English language that made him a lolcow. Rather, it was his almost non-existent grasp on logic and debate (see also: muscle suit, old freaking stalker and white knight). By the end of it all, trolls from all over the spectrum of intelligence were having their way with him.
Magibon Wikipedia Article
FirithFenion was an editor of the wikipedia Magibon. During his tenure of editing, the Magibon article becames so fanboyish, that it attracted the eye of other wikipedos, and it wasn't before long the article was ridiculed with NPOV tags. Much drama were had as Firithfenion slowly lost his iron grip over the article. Butthurt over it he rape spidered the nut case whom he believed responsible. The funny ghey part of it, is that even to this day, Andreas fucking denies it.
MRirian 'Official' Fangroup
As if writing the Wikipedo article on a weeaboo camwhore was not already enough faggotry to deal with, Firithfenion outdid himself by founding the Yahoo Mririan fangroup as well. As expected, this particular group has been declared 'official'... or so they claim.
Firithfenion's fat hand.
- Andreas - Commander in Chief
- Tórður - General
- Stuart - over 9000 years old, oldest fan. Lt. General <--
Steven -Colonel Rick -Major
- Omega34x - Lieutenant
- Oscar - Corporal
- Joe - Private
- Lee - Private
Neil -Private Corey -Unknown
- Toolohen- Banned for suggesting Magibon make a sex video to make a quick buck.
Fans Who Have Left of Their Own Accord
- Forry - Former translator of Magibon videos and member of group, unclear why he left.
- maginiffscentT- Faggot on YouTube that ventured over to ED after becoming butthurt over a CopyVio placed by MRirian.
Firithfenion's greatest accomplishment is a FAQ he wrote about Magibon in order to try and 'clear up false information' and answer other questions that people may have about her. In this FAQ, he shows a strong disliking of ED, and tries to play down everything that is written in the ED article about her.
Alas, he also steals ideas from the ED MRirian Talkpage! He copied the idea of writing about what Magibon did in Japan; it looks as if it is just a summary of what is written on the aforementioned Talkpage.
- Annonbacca (Pioneer troll. Not much information is known on him. If anyone knows if he is actually an ED user, please help in finding him.)
- Arguefag3 (Article writer, vandalizer of Wiki page that brought Firith to our door. She lovingly received first homosexual nickname from Firith despite being a girl, and was the first to receive advice from him about seeking mental help.)
- Campus101(Co-author of the MRirian article.)
- CroakHoar/CrokHoar (Author of Firithfenion Bel-Air, receiver of 5th and 6th nicknames.)
- DCY (Sysop who was kind enough to not B& Firith upon request so lulz could be milked, and also kindly allowed this article to be published.)
- Elhomo (Winner of the second homosexual nickname from Firith. Contributor of Graveyard TEEFS photos of Magibon to piss off Firithfenion.)
- Fdl (Firithfenion page reverter.)
- FukkenTroll (Contributor of 50 Meatspin to Firith userpage.)
- Hagger (Vandalizer of Firithfenion ED Userpage in the Wikipedia template vandalism manner, co-reverter.)
- Stupid Cat (Intrepid user of the Graveyard TEEFS photos of Magibon to piss off Firithfenion. He too, had the honor of getting advice to seek psychiatric help from Firith, and also received a nickname.)
- Sgt. Crowboy (Apparently Firithfenion's favorite troll, demanded nickname as well from Firith and was dubbed with a failed prototype nickname. Apparently, he was running out of ideas for latently homosexual nicknames.)
- Siriusblack (Co-reverter of Firith userpage, giver of advice to Firith.)
You've been had, ED!
When trolling gradually subsided, Firithfenion sprung his devious trap - his lolcow behaviour was not, in fact, inspired by a pedophilic obsession for Magibon, no, it was a psychological experiment! Firithfenion revealed his true self: behind the façade of the dirty old pervert was the cunning deviousness of the Internet psychologist. ED fell into his trap! Arguecat3 and consorts gasped in horror as their psyches were mercilessly dissected and laid in front of their disembodied eyeballs. Firithfenion's findings were perplexing:
- Arguecat needs a psychiatrist. And medication.
- The hatred of a jealous and bad girl created him, Arguecat's antithesis
- Alcoholics and junkies prefer to stay in their black person and so do many EDitors
- If you can't stand the heat, stay away from the kitchen
- El Stormo is actually El Homo
- A lot of ED authors have a sympathy for Magi, even if they don't like to admit it openly
- Luke Skywalker went into the Death Star but this didn't make him a part of the Dark Side of the Force
Needless to say, all brave EDiots participating in the Firithfenion massacre were down for the count, so cunningly entrapped, and they were at Firithfenion's mercy. His victory was complete. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, ED!
Firith has been known to reference many high-brow sources. Some of the following quotes were very slightly altered for clarity (unless Firith fucking the English language was the funny part). He also enjoys giving "advice."
- Wikipedo Article he started on MRirian
- Website where Firithfenion got his fagtastic web alias.
MRirian FAQ that oh so lovingly mentions EDBALEETED!
Firithfenion is part of a series on YouTube.