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Foetus soup (or Fetus, in American Retardese) is a rare delicacy which originated at least 100 years ago in Vietnam, China or some other Asian country. Foetus soup is the only reason Tom Cruise goes to Asia.
Ingredients & Preparation
To prepare the perfect bowl of foetus soup, you will require the following:
- At least one pregnant female
- One wire coathanger
- Being a sickfuck
- Some vegetables
- Some herbs and spices
- Asian ancestry
Firstly, procure the foetus from the female. It is best to use a coathanger for this, as the standard vacuum-and-grind method of extracting the foetus will mangle it and render it useless for eating. An alternate, should you not have a coathanger, is by using a falcon punch. You may now discard the empty female.
There is no need to gut the foetus. Place it in a bowl of cold water, and add the vegetables. Next, season with your herbs, salt and pepper, and mix well.