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Football is the code for numerous sports that always features men-on-men action involving balls. Although there are many sports under the football codes, only two count because the others are nothing more than poor man's alternatives that get almost no fuckin' attention in a global mass media (that's right 'Roo fuckers, nobody cares about your Australia rules Football). They are:

  1. Soccer, or Association Football
  2. Handegg, or Gridiron Football (American and Canadian Football)

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