g0sm0k3ashotgun is the last.fm user who instigated the great last.fm flame wars of March 08. He scrobbles nothing but hardcore bands in an attempt to look like he has good taste and deletes all records of the electronica that he listens to all the time so that no one thinks he is a fag. He can often be found insulting other users' taste in music and calling them homosexual to show how mature he can be. His disclaimer in his profile states that "Iam never a dick unless you start shit with me", which is absolute truth. Any swearing he does is self-censored with *'s. His real name is Colin Pate and he's got a purdy mouth.
g0sm0k3ashotgun is living-proof of the Internet Fuckwad Theory
The Great Last.fm Flame Wars of March 08
The flaming began when g0sm0k3ashotgun swore at cutslikedrugsx and called him a fag, claiming that cutslikedrugsx had started shit with him. Cuts then responded with sheer absurdity, admitting to be a furfag and typing random links and comments into Shotgun's shoutbox. Cuts then escalated the conflict with changing his user pic to Shotgun's. After a stern warning from the mods, Cuts changed his user pic to a much more emo one, impersonating a scenester with the intention of further provoking Shotgun's quest to purify the internet of all lesser emos. This epic duel spilled over into millions and gajillions of other users' shoutbox's and forums and artist pages annoying everyone. Soon bajilliagooglilians of other users were in on the flaming. The intensity peaked when buttsocket, a DEFENDER OF REASON attempted to arbitrate the hostilities. He wrote an objective and well written open letter calling for maturity and criticizing both Cuts and Shotgun for their failure to act like reasonable people. Cuts responded with a copypasta from a complaint letter generator and Shotgun replied by claiming his actions were only in defense. Cuts is now an hero. TEH END LOL.
The Retard Defends His Honour
After Colin became the laughingstock of the already fagtastic last.fm community, random people he'd pissed off would post comments in his shoutbox like how you point and laugh at the one retarded kid who thinks he can be normal like everyone else. Eventually, Colin became so butthurt that he stopped using the site. During his time away from teh interwebs, he joined a screamo band called Soluk, got in a car accident, and broke his knee by being an awesome skateboarder.
In fall of 2009, after finally realizing that ED exists, g0sm0k3ashotgun returned to his last.fm account to defend his honour and apply analbalm to his sore sphincter. He responded to all the people who had called him a faggot in his absence. On November 14th, he created an ED account, Urlame101, and attempted to delete this page. His edit was promptly reverted by MysteryBot. He now continues his faggotry as if anyone actually gives a shit. Fortunately, he's too stupid to know that there are no girls on the internet and will hit on them rather than call them faggots. In this way we can continue to fuck with him through alt last.fm accounts.
Colin Vs. The Internet
g0sm0k3ashotgun Defends Himself
—g0sm0k3ashotgun, to SigilOfBaphomet
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