GODOLOGY

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Jamie "Platinum" Calloway, President of the Kingdom Federation of the Universe



THE PERFECT RELIGION IS GODOLOGY. GODOLOGY IS THE SUPREME RELIGION. GOD IS THE SUPREME BEING. THE SUPREME BEING IS GODHEAD. THE UNIVERSE IS GOD. THE UNIVERSE HAS A NAME:

THE GODOLOGY UNIVERSE

GODOLOGY RELIGON IS THE FIRST RELIGION.

THE HIGHEST RELIGION IS GODOLOGY. GOD INVENTED WORLDOLOGY TO MAKE WORLD PEACE. GOD INVENTED FOODOLOGY TO HAVE FOOD. GODOLOGY IS GOD. GOD IS GODOLOGY.

WORLDOLOGY IS TO MAKE WORLD PEACE. MAKE THE WORLD BETTER AND IT WILL NEVER END. THE WORLD IS WORLDOLOGY.

GOD IS THE INVENTOR OF GODOLOGY, WORLDOLOGY AND FOODOLOGY. THE GODOLOGY RELIGION AND THE GODOLOGY UNIVERSE ARE GOD. GOD IS PERFECT.

THE GODHEAD IS GOD.

The Kingdom Federation[edit]

The Kingdom Federation is the parent corporation and theocracy to a number of entities that govern, hold real estate over, and offer tourist services for the various scales of universal distances:

  • Kingdom Federation (Universe)
  • Galaxy Federation
  • Star Federation
  • Planet Federation
  • Moon Federation


Tourism services are offered through two different Space Agencies:

  • Platinum Space Agency: Space Travel and Real Estate brokerage for the billionaire's club.
  • Gold Space Agency: Space Travel and Real Estate brokerage for the millionaire's club.


The Church of Godology[edit]

Certificate of Moon Federation Membership
Certificate of Planet Federation Membership

The Church of Godology, according to the website, is the official state church of the Kingdom Federation for the one true religion: Godology. Like the Kingdom Space Agencies, it operates at both Platinum and Gold levels, and the church is fully accredited by both the planet and moon Federations (certificates shown). Jamie Platinum, the president of the Kingdom Federation and Galactic Astronaut Incorporated, is also leader of the church.

Jamie prefers to give sermons over YouTube in the form of rap about 2012, the planet Nibiru, and UFOs. There are also various public service announcements regarding Worldology and Foodology, the sciences of world peace and food production, respectively.


"I say what I wanna say, do what I wanna do. If you don't like it you can fight with Pikachu."

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