The Man, the Legend, Gaston
Made entirely of Titanium, steel, diamond, and covered in hair, his only goal in life is to have sex with as many women as possible, his current record being 6 (Suiseiseki, Souseiseki, Suigintou, Kanaria, Shinku, Hinaichigo - he is apparently a dollfag). His other life mission is to kill furries like the Beast. He is champion of everything, because Noone can (insert verb here) like Gaston.
Last Thursday, a challenger appeared to counter Gaston's title as the essence of manliness. Yuri Kerane, along with his rape-toy Ghinius, declared himself to be more manly than Gaston. It is yet unknown who the victor is. Not to mention his rival Clayton, a forced meme born from the depths of 7chan. Some argue this is Speedycat's doing.
Gaston was originally in the Disney film Beauty and the Beast. Though the film shows Gaston getting pwned, the original ending was that he not only made the Beast into a nice rug, but then proceeded to stick it in Belle's pooper before ordering her to make him a sandwich. The rest is history.
The Gaston Medleys
Gaston Video and Modified Lyrics
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: So I heard that no ones dick is as incredibility thick as Gaston's, any comments?
- Gary Motherfucking Oak: Incorrect. Not even Gaston can ignore my girth.
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