Remember that friend you had whose girlfriend threw him out of his house for being a loser and, feeling sorry for him, you said he could sleep on your couch? Come 10 years later, you and your budding family have a sneaking suspicion that he may have over stayed his welcome when you wake up to him, every morning, standing at your refrigerator with his 1 inch, circumcised, mishapen Jew dick hanging out and drinking all your juice. Some would say that this scenario describes Gene Simmon's✡ music career in its entirety.
Declaration of War
—Gene Simmons, straight after getting served the initial spanking for his faggotry, and still completely oblivious to the painal therapy he's about to receive soon
GeneSimmons.com goes down
For days, the site was getting bombarded with DDoS attacks until an awesome anon stepped in and decided to take it to the next level, knowing the attacks will eventually cease: the site was then hacked and replaced with a redirect to thepiratebay.org, the very site whose presence was under scrutiny by Gene's posse.
Several fans, upon trying to visit the shitty fansite, are rumored to have ended their misery a wee bit too early before discovering the domain was repurchased and the site reinstated. The damage was made, and the world can only wait before the fucktard himself revives the battle and actually attempts to sue a supposed anon for real.
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