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George Carlin was a prophetic comedian and probably the oldest and most prominent troll in existence whose original and powerful insights about his country and about humanity made him an hero in the eyes of angsty Americans, raging atheists, decrepit old hippies, and every other creature God ever created. In other words, he's only famous for bashing conservatives. Being a raging atheist himself, he liked to troll his audience by asking God to "strike them dead." One of his most famous acts, "Seven Dirty Words," cemented itself in American popular culture as a masterpiece, likely due to the fact that 'Murikans have a very limited vocabulary, and clapped like retarded seals when Carlin said a no-no. Nonetheless, Carlin provided at least 5 generations with the lulziest of lulz and managed to piss off a lot intellectual elitist faggots by being a bigger intellectual elitist faggot, and that's all a guy could ever hope to accomplish. Amongst his insanely convoluted mindfucking anecdotes and pieces of hilarity, he became one of the last arbiters of Truth and the one to expose the bullshitters for the faggots that they were. Hail the oldest oldfag.
George Carlin, a die-hard atheist, was smitten by the angry hand of God on June 22, 2008.
Carlin's act: Controversy and effect on censorship
Note: Some argue that The Seven Dirty Words bit is frighteningly similar to a lot of Lenny Bruce's material in the mid-1960s (primarily due to the fact that they both used naughtynaughtynaughty words.), back when people thought Bruce wearing a bathrobe onstage was batshit insane.
After Bruce died, when suspected of borrowing someone's act, Carlin would say he was "carrying on the tradition" or "carrying the torch" which was his way of saying "Fuck him, finders keepers!".
He continued on this warpath until the federal government stepped in to decide whether or not his foul-mouthed brand of truth should be legal, thus, setting the bar for all comedians and trolls in future generations. In keeping with the rest of Carlin's acts, his enlightened views on the environment are particularly good for the lulz - on account of they would cause every filthy, piece of shit liberal douche in the audience to spontaneously combust.
Even though he was born and raised in New York, he was actually Irish-American, which made all of his race commentary completely racist. He attended a Catholic school, but later became an outspoken atheist, after reaching the age of reason, which made him a lot more angry, prone to drug use, and explosively violent.
Despite his anger and cynicism towards society, he always considered himself a "personal optimist," i.e. a happy family man. However, his wife died rather early, making him an eligible bachelor. Since then he has put out 10 or more HBO specials and had more heart attacks than Cheney (drugs fuck you up) and still couldn't become a more modern version of Lenny Bruce or Richard Pryor because, well, he did way too many HBO specials.
George Carlin was the master of mindfucking, a practice dating back to the earliest annals of human history. His brand is a very placid form of trolling.
Concerned about The White Man
In seeming contradiction to most of his material regarding white people, when asked via a telephone interview how he felt about bad things happening around the world, he said he wished he could witness three indisputable facts often parroted by right-wing pundits, such as the rise of Russia and China, the Muslimization of Europe, and in his own words, "the decline of the white race." Note he said white race and not just white people, leading to the inescapable conclusion that George was telling whites to stop dancing like blacks because he realized it'd lead them to chucking spears and living in huts.
Other Potent Quotables
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—George Carlin, talking to his priest, srsly.
God Hates George Carlin
Ironically, this secretly gay motherfucker is old as shit and will soon be joining George Carlin in hell, where George will spend all eternity making fun of Phelps and sodomizing his wife. This modern day prophet and genius of religion has since gone to the VIP section of heaven as befitting his station, where he looks down on Carlin in Hell, while sharing in a round of Heaven-golf with White Jesus.
- Carlin's last words were "cooter sandwich."
- Despite being an old white man, George Carlin used the word "nigger" as prolifically as Richard Pryor. (They're all niggers!)
smoked 131 pounds of weed in his lifetimesuffered from glaucoma since birth.
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