George Takei

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George Hosato Takei (pronounced: teh-gay) is a Japanese-Americunt actor who is most well known for being a gay Asian actor, having bit roles on Family Guy and getting sent to a literal concentration camp back in the 1940s because crippled retard President Franklin D. Roosevelt couldn't tell 5-year-old George and his famiry apart from the Japs who bombed Pearl Harbor. George is also somewhat notable for playing the role of a character named Hikaru Sulu in an obscure made-for-TV documentary series called Star Trek.

After remaining completely irrelevant for half a century, George made his big comeback in 2016 when he began to go completely batshit insane on Twitter following the election of U.S. President and Supreme Leader of Earth, Donald J. Trump – a man that George believes is an anti-gay, racist, authoritarian dictator... which is all incredibly funny considering that Trump has actually had the restraint to not send George straight back to good ol' FDRschwitz to be executed along with Rosie O'Donnell and Keith Olbermann.

Following the rise of the #MeToo movement in late 2017 and after spending nearly a year peddling conspiracy theories about "Russian hackers" and constantly accusing the president of being a sexual abuser, George finally got his well-deserved comeuppance when it was revealed that he had sexually assaulted a young twink named Scott R. Brunton in the 1980s. After being exposed as a sick fuck, George immediately attempted damage control by hilariously claiming that "Russian bots" had somehow forced Brunton to make up the sexual assault claims in an attempt to silence him for constantly speaking out against Trump and Putin.

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Scott R. Brunton, George Takei's almost rape victim.

On November 10, 2017, following tons of tweets by George Takei where he criticized President Trump for his comments about consensual pussy-grabbing, a man named Archive today-ico.png Scott R. Brunton came forward to expose George Takei as a massive hypocrite and an attempted rapist who had sexually assaulted him back in 1981.

Consent counts, no matter what.


—Takei, after being taught that rape is wrong in the 1980s Archive today-ico.png (archive)

When you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the cock and balls.


—How we suspect George talks in private

A friend sent me this. It is a chart of what Russian bots have been doing to amplify stories containing the allegations against me. It's clear they want to cow me into silence, but do not fear, friends. I won't succumb to that.


—George blames Russians for everything Archive today-ico.png (archive)


Yes, George was too fucking stupid to understand that this chart merely proves that he has become so fucking unpopular that the rape accusations made him nearly 20,000 times more prevalent on Twatter – it also doesn't prove or even imply that bots were involved in any way, shape or form.


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