16 year old Giovanna Plowman is a suburban teen with a longing for fame, the spotlight, and the taste of menstrual blood. Upon first posting a video of herself sucking blood from her tampon to Failbook, the five-minute clip was then reposted to JewTube, gaining instant attention from 4chan, 9fag, and almost every other cancerous source. Despite being perpetually flagged down from YouTube on the grounds of being "shocking and disgusting", Giovanna's fame continues to rise, leaving internet experts baffled at what extents the post-postmodern youth of America are willing to go to receive their peer's attention, no matter how negative it may be.
Careful analysis of the video reveals that we never really know where the tampon is really coming from, the camera continually showing her face and a tampon baptized in blood. One could easily create fake blood too. The fact is, it doesn’t take a lot to impress naïve teenagers and make them believe anything. Jackass has done disgusting things too, and the hideous subhuman creatures lurking in the dark regions of the internet have done much worse.
Many people reached for the eyebleach after seeing the video, because they are too much of a fucking pussy to handle this HAAAARDC0Re shit. Giovanna has owned many people.
—Her mom speaks.
Giovanna Plowman's Strategy to get Famous
1. Troll the internet with a shock video
2. Attention whore yourself and allow yourself to get bullied
4. People forgive you and consider you an inspiration
5. Stay an attention whore and use your fame to make friends online
Yes, but why?
So hurry the fuck up and DO IT FAGGOT!
Despite false promises to delete her account in a a video she posted to JewTube last thursday she didn't. Mainly though she apologized and claimed she got mixed up in the wrong crowd and had low self esteem. Yeah cause those things totally make you want to eat a fucking tampon...
- Alyssa Rosales
- Sick fuck
- To the max
- Menstrual painting
- The Two Worst Stories Ever Told
- Giovanna Plowman article on The Huffington Post
- - The best of her many Twitter accounts
- Quite a few twitter accounts claiming to be her showed up, but this seems to be the real one.
-  , her e-husband. Bruscia achieved worldwide fame by eating ice-cream laced with his own feces.
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