GoddessMillenia, like most girls who use "Goddess" in their screen names, is a not-so-secret internet fatty and/or an even fatter feminazi attention whore. She is far past her childish desire to ravish Sonic the Hedgehog or Frieza with her filthy, blubbering vagoo, and has moved onto having an unnecessarily unhealthy addiction with some Legacy of Kain characters. At a young age, she has far surpassed even Final Fantasy VII fans in her fanatical devotion to a gay pairing that never once appears in her chosen canon. She is secure in the righteousness of her convictions, though, because we are all idiot homophobes who need to be told the TruFax by a 16 year old girl who is too stupid to spell "millennia" right.
— PM chat entry, although we're still not sure why Blargh bothered. Also, yes there is a rule against it.
- 1 The Moron
- 2 Did you know...?
- 3 devianTARDation
- 4 Gallery of BAWWWWW
- 5 The Anti-ED-Club
- 6 Y!Gallery
- 7 The Lulz
- 8 The fight against the Lulz begins
- 9 Fanfiction and Fanart
- 10 Gallery of her "art"
- 11 Views Held by GoddessMillenia
- 12 At the end of some long, bloody struggle
- 13 Priceless Quotes
- 14 We just don't know what to do with all this shit!
- 15 Kissyangel is GoddessMillennia?
- 16 JUST KIDDING GAIZ
- 17 MOAR FUCKTARDERY
- 18 See Also
- 19 External Links
Once upon a time, GoddessMillenia's mother died from cancer of the blood, whatever that is, although everyone knows she probably died after seeing her hambeast of a daughter's face. Millie wrestled with her grief, but since yuri is icky, she turned to the video game "Legacy of Kain" to satiate her fetish and redirect it into more socially acceptable channels. Being easily manipulated by game designers who understand the psychology of the weeaboo, she found the evil bishie Raziel hot, and decided to pair him up with the game's main character, Kain. Afterwords, she found more retarded Legacy of Kain yaoi fans who shared her love for vampire-necrophilia goodness, and continued with their support to express her love for corpses.
Did you know...?
- She claims to be bisexual and knows a pretty girl when she sees one.
- Her website includes a Fan Stuff page. Notice that it's empty.
- Her "love" is "Lord Frieza" from Dragonball Z. Apparently she has a thing for giant foreheads.
- Her former "love" was Sonic the Hedgehog. Yeah, foreheads.
- She gets defensive if you tell her that she is jealous of a video game character. No really.
- She claims that she has a Japanese friend. One hopes that actual Japanese people are smarter than this, but then again, who knows?
- She supports Ryoko/Ayeka.
- One of her 13 year old boy. Go figure. is a
- She loves The Phantom of the Opera, featuring that fag from 300 and Emmy Rossum. Further proof that she is made of fail.
- She goes by the alias Dr. Rockso and poses as a Rock and Roll clown who wears spandex and does cocaine. Her retarded performance earned her a cameo appearance in Adult Swim's Metalocalypse. Funny how she's more tolerable as a coke-snorting clown then she is in real life. FACT: You can see her junk through her jumpsuit.
- She is lesbian-lovers with SpardaKitten(Abandoned, by the way), who is a catgirl carbon copy of Millie with artwork that is just as shitty, if not worse.
Every now and then, it brings a warm, fuzzy feeling to watch tartlets turn on other tartlets. In the case of the quotes below, it was not GoddessMillenia's day:
—GoddessMillenia, irony's bitch
Gallery of BAWWWWW
Moar recently, GM joined the Noble cause, The Anti-ED-Club. Despite the fact that it was the kind of shit Millenia generally goes for, she only showed up to tl;dr rant about how meny ppl on teh intranets r h8ers, like wtf? and leave. And adding to the general grossness that is her being, she showed support for anthro art. Like many others joining the club, she was only there to show how not butthurt she was by joining an anti-club.
Recently, the crappage has started back up again as actual artists from DA have been pwning her. Since they are actual artists that don't draw yaoi fanshit, she's dragging out the ol' "if you don't like my work you're a dumbass h8er" bullshit. There are some epic examples of millie getting her ass handed to her by these people, such as:
After a lull in lulz, a magical treasure chest left behind by ancient jew scholars showed that not only did fattycakes have a DA gallery full of shit art, she also had a Y!Gallery of shit art!
Naturally, a quick search of the profile turned up everything that is wrong in this world, including a pro Stewie/Brian club membership. The gallery contains some new work, which somehow manages to be worse than the shit she turns out on DA.
Some random dude took this article to heart and spammed her shitty guestbook with ein fünfzig-Führer for the lulz. She promptly banned his IP address, remaining woefully ignorant that IP addresses can be changed.
You can spot Millie e-stalking her enemies on JewTube, having her friends delete all comments so she can triumph for great justice. In the process, she spews out some hilarious YouTube tantrums, such as this one:
—Millie, displaying the compassion that is her trademark.
She was recently pwned by someone giving a surprisingly accurate description of this article, calling Millie on her childish bullshit. Her comment was promptly and thoughtfully deleted, but replaced with another user's, saying nearly the same thing.
—LauraOrganaSolo, pwning for the team
—Millie, forgetting that most of the gay Nazis were killed in the SA purge.
She has also taken up the pastime of rewriting history, because any source of history (that isn't German) will tell you that Hitler wanted all but the master race to die. He wanted to exterminate blacks, gays, Gypsies, Jews, all kinds of ill shit, but he was only really successful mit den Juden, and even then he killed off people who were maybe third-generation Jews. Hitler was just doing it for the lulz, which we'll all agree is admirable, and Millie is doing it for the anti-lulz, which makes her an excellent candidate for a retroactive abortion.
Proving how much of a Cunt she really is
—Deviantard, on a photo of Millie
The fight against the Lulz begins
Millie says that "creating an article on a parody website isn't going to effect anybody." In an effort to show just how much she doesn't care, she created a parody of an ED article, which failed it hard because you can't attack ED while claiming not to care about it, dumbass. She also sent her boyfriend DJRaziel127 to try to baleet it, but naturally he failed. He then got on IRC and whined and cried about how his girlfriend's artwork was copyrighted and that ED would be sued. In the course of the Internet trial, ED's e-detectives discovered an HUEG cache of copyrighted artwork from both Funimation and Eidos on her website, including lots and lots of screenshots, none of which had copyright acknowledgments. Surprise surprise, Millie is a liar and a corporate whore.
Recently, after e-stalking one of her many enemies from video to video, she released a shit-storm on one of her friend's YouTube pages. After queefing out paragraph after paragraph of childlike taunts and butthurt, she just got a friend to baleet it all. She also had her friends come to ED in order to pwn her mortal enemies, but they ultimately failed and provided the site with more lulz.
Fanfiction and Fanart
Once upon a time, there was a well known Whore by the name of RoseDincht who had a sex change at age 9. Her father, Adolf Hitler, touched her and sexually abused her. Her mother, Micheal Jackson, paid for her sex change. He thought it would be good to have a son instead of a daughter. So, she now has a pair of balls and a penis. RoseDincht tried to not show that she was a male, but was hard. All those short skirts her mother, Micheal, bought her showed everything. In about 26 years into the future, She will die of every sexually transmitted diseases from all those men she had sex with because she was to awful to be on welfare and was unemployable. That will be the happiest day for people better then RoseDincht. (pretty much everyone) hurray. she will die!
Views Held by GoddessMillenia
- If the creators of the game did not say that Kain/Raziel is canon, they are wrong.
- If it didn't really happen in canon, then it was meant to be.
- Being friends means "ganging" up on one of her many enemies.
- Something happening to someone else makes you the victim.
- Making other people the victim makes you the victim.
- Straight pairings are icky.
- You have to be bisexual to know what tits look like.
- Two dead guys is teh sex.
- Anyone who disagrees with you is fucking ignorant.
- The only true pairing is the one you make up.
- Haruka/Usagi from Sailor Moon are canon. srsly.
- If you make fun of yaoi in a fanfiction, or say that you hate any of the games in the series, then you are on drugs.
- If you do drugs/alcohol, you are not a TRUE fan of Legacy of Kain
- If you keep that cabbage comin', she'll get you what you want, the way you want it.
- "Calling it quits" means "I'm going to get my puppets to go after you, but fail like the internet tough guys we are."
- If you don't like her vampire yaoi, then you are a homophobe and you don't support the gays. So cancel your PFLAG membership, you lying hypocrite.
- Buttsecks is so fuckin' romantic.
- Joining ED to edit an article about yourself means that you don't care what it says.
- ED is Hypocritical and Hypocritical, like most words, is a Proper Noun, as is Yaoi.
- Incest was the only way to go in the olden days.
- Baleeting an ED article the second time around will work.
- Someone using the same kind of phrasing you do means that that person is your cockpuppet, even if you have better things to do than make fake accounts and troll her.
- It is in no way hypocritical for her to do the same thing.
- 72 million is close to a billion.
- Hitler died alone (and Eva Braun is just made up).
- She is a better artist than "Pacasso" who was apparently unable to draw proportionally
- Legacy of Kain was about religion and romance, a swashbuckling, KainAIDs-filled adventure.
- RoseDincht is the cause for all suffering in the world.
- If she makes it, it's a typo. If you make it, you're retarded.
- The more friends you have on DeviantART, the better your art is.
- Being a friend of RoseDincht means you're immature and must be banned
- Every day is opposite day.
- Asheville, NC is the second gayest city in America.
- Constructive criticism is the work of a troll.
- The Legacy of Kain fandom began in 2003, when Defiance was released. Nevermind the fact that the first game of the series, Blood Omen, was released about a decade ago.
- Vorador would choose his dead father who's hidden in the basement over a harem of living, breathing, naked chicks.
- If you like yuri more than you like yaoi, you're a dumb, dirty, dyke.
- If you agree with her, you are frendz 4 life.
At the end of some long, bloody struggle
In a final act of butthurt, Millie finally called it quits. Though this was The End, DJRaziel immediately began to edit this page only two days after the whole drama supposedly concluded. So much for not being affected by an article on a parody site.
Even after DJRaztampon was sent scuttling back to his mommy, further lulz were endangered by two users, Violet and someone stealing Rosedincht's screen name. Their reaction to this article was to Delete fucking everything, so it is safe to assume they were either sockpuppets or Millie herself. Inevitably, they failed, leaving the rest of us with lollergasms as we reverted all changes made.
Heres a picture of the whore. Reap it with fire http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&q=goddess+millenia#/du0gf1
|BITCH TALKS TOO MUCH|
—TMI, nobody wants to picture you masterbating.
—GoddessMillenia, 100% fucktardation.
We just don't know what to do with all this shit!
Kissyangel is GoddessMillennia?
—GoddessMillennia, they don't make hugboxes big enough.
GM says, in short, that ED was right and that she is retiring to work on her artistic skilz, no longer clogging up the tubes with her rule 34.
—GoddessMillennia, doing the right thing.
—Lies, lies, and more lies.
But apparently she is in fact made of lies, because she has moved on to a new DA account, Blackflame95(troll accordingly). She insists that OMG it isn't her u gaiz, but after three minutes of reading her dumbass comments, the truth comes out.
—"Blackflame", even running cannot save you.
JUST KIDDING GAIZ
Millie had yet another Jewtube shit fit sometime last Thursday. A few months ago, someone posted a comment on this pointing out that Kain and Raziel can't have babies. Millie proceeded to get butthurt and did her usual spiel. She was promptly pwned.
If you see her doing any more lulzy things, cap that shit, or precious lulz may be lost forever.
EDIT - She's back again. but at least it confirms that she's not an hero just yet. Plus she dropped some more true gems, such as:
She's returned to dA AGAIN. She is, of course, continuing to be a fucktard about everything from the
correct British English spelling of "colour" to, of course, her favorite yaoi pairing. If you see anything, cap that shit and add it to this gallery:
Also worth noting: she has a FAQ Page on her website that's loaded with more priceless quotes. One of these gems happens to be the following:
It is pointed out that "asexual" can refer either to a lack of gender or a lack of sexual orientation.
—GoddessMillennia, on hypocrisy
—GoddessMillennia, missing the subtlety of metaphors
—GoddessMillennia, not realizing that this would make her 20.
—GoddessMillennia, on accomplishments
—GoddessMillennia, not realizing that "technical colleges" aren't named so because of their abundance of CSIII students
—GoddessMillennia, asking for it. Hard.
—GoddessMillennia, contradicting herself
Breaking News - Millie is posting Sonic shit now!
FROM THE ICU!
—GoddessMillennia, staring death down with the latest, most cutting edge technology.
In June 2008, a relatively sane Legacy of Kain fangirl tried to confront GoddessDelusional with quotes from an interview with one of the game series' creators denouncing any potential for Raziel's sex life (Game Informer asked "Is there a lucky lady in Raziel's future?" and director Amy Hennig answered "I don't know how lucky she'd be - Raziel's jaw isn't the only thing that got burned off in the vortex.").
Millie's response? To hide the comment.
The same thing happened when someone posted an interview with Sailor Moon creator Naoko Takeuchi confirmed that Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune were lesbos, in spite of Millie's insistence that Sailor Uranus had some kind of relationship with Sailor Moon.
- PM Log
- Another PM Log
- Arbchat Logs
- MOAR Arbchat
- Legacy of Kain
- Bishie syndrome
BALEETED! Hides all of the comments and comments are not available on her art.
- Her MySpace Last login was in 2008
- Her website
- Her guestbook
- Her deviantART page <She no longer updates (Abandoned)
- Her Y!Gallery page
- Topic About Her Art in the LoK Community. Much lulz.
- Her updates page, summary: BAAAAAAWWWW!
- Her FAQ Page
SHOW HER YOUR LOVE ! BALEETED!
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